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princelancey · 11 months ago

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Countdown to 150 | race 30/150 ¦ 2018 British GP

#f1 #lance stroll #formula 1 #Countdown to 150 #esteban ocon #Estie bestie is back #😅😅#The football ones killed me #Stick to the day job Lance

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ikram1909 · 11 months ago

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Look at the difference between Gavi's bed and the rest everyone knows he's our baby 😭😭

#the plushies and balloons are killing me 😭😭#okay B/R football you ate this one thing #pablo gavi #baby waby #fc barcelona #injury fc

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ghostingink · 1 year ago

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The emo trinity stan 13 year old to midwest emo enjoyer 17 year old pipeline is real

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hubba1892 · 11 months ago

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What’s it like to be you at the moment?

#listen I had several Kloppo gifstes prepared in my queue for the next days like the one with Kweev that was posted earlier #cause I didn't want to post them all at once - seemed a bit much #but boy does this feel different now #the video is gonna kill me innit?#Jurgen Klopp #Jürgen Klopp #Liverpool FC #football #LFC #meins #23/24

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reijndeers · 3 months ago

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ballertober dag 4! two menaces wow

#i feel so bad for spamming these tags daily 😭#sorry i’ll stop if you tell me to #i love these guys tho #are you really a team if one of your defenders isn’t playing to kill/severely annoy #sergio ramos #ben white #arsenal fc #real madrid #football fanart #my art 🫶#ballertober 24

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cementcornfield · 11 months ago

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Fun on 3!!

#this is how football always should be!!#fun and silly and no one is trying to kill each or get life altering injuries!#also ahhhhh sauce/ja'marr moment!!!!#everything i wanted out of this!!!#who's happier - me or sauce??#ja'marr chase #sauce gardner #other notable cameos!

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dailykugisaki · 10 months ago

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Day 130 | id in alt

I have no idea how Fushiguro dosent stumble over himself and so I made him do it.

Also Kugisaki I saw her run fast as hell girl was basically skipping.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #inumaki toge #Inumaki watching Fushiguro eat shit is funny as hell to specifically me #i have two nice ideas simmering rn #on a heavier note. if anybody EVER refers to whats going on right now as something “political” and not genocide. beat the fuck outta them #privileged assholes are showing themselves more frequently like worms after fresh rain its abysmal #now thats done with #I PERSONALLY THINK KUGISAKI IS PRETTY DAMN FAST #Fushiguro is not he enhances his speed and friction with the ground via shadows thats why he kinda does that #Kugisaki is fast as fuck based on pure spite and hatred for being spun around like a toy #She'll kill panda for that trust me. punt him like a damn football #shes extremely good at manipulating cursed energy its fucking canon so i imagine she knows how to like course that shit through her body ex #ez*#not a master but the best one outta.... basically all the students(not including the third years bc idk where to put them) low-key #she knows her shit #im tired of people saying she dosent know her shit she DOES #She is able to fucking float her nails! i aint seen anybody else float shit on will other than gojo bitch!! SHE IS HER #gojo i know you said Itadori was supposed to be one of those students to surpass you but look at Kugisaki im begging your white haired ass #ive made two au's and man making Kugisaki a witch and Maki an elderitch god and gojo a weird ass vessel n shit #and then the other au is Kugisaki as a fucked up robot and Maki as an angeo of judgement what the fuck am i cooking #bucket is fucking tweaking

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melly-watches-racing · 6 months ago

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I’ve had multiple heart attacks today due to English Men. George Russell and England winning both at the last minute have fucking killed me off

#george russell #england national team #England vs Slovenia #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #euro 2024 #football #i died dead #these men kill me off #melly watches racing #mercedes amg petronas #jude bellingham #harry kane

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hauntingblue · 1 month ago

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WE STILL GOT ARCANEEEEE

#ambessa saying mel is safer as their enemy..... OOF we are going to get her side of the story this season #one thing i dont like is that they are really hauling ass in the first episode like damn. cait and vi are too quickly on the way to raid imo #i cannot velieve my fucking eyes..... vi dropping her gauntlets to keep kissing akdhaksjsk and OF COURSE cait is the one to do it OF COURSE!#were is thay gif of the butch watching football and raising her fist bc they scored that is me right now aldjsksnsl #vi saying please dont change bc she is seeing the signs is so AJDHAKSJK the break up will end lives..... i see why vi becomes an alcoholic #salo and cait wlw mlm hostility for reals #ambessa seeing cait as a rival the second she does her job and uses her military power.... yeah bc she has a real goal not just power grab #jayce fucking up vi and cait by messing with the arcane omg they are IN DANGER!!! JAYCE STOP FUCKING UUUP!!!!#OH MY GOD CAITLYN!!!!! HITTING VI ENOUGH FOR HER TO CRY OH MY GOOOOOD!!!#THERE IS JUST SO MUCH AKDJSKSKAL THE CHILD!!!! JINX GOT A NEW SISTER NOW VI GOODBYE #also vi wasnt going to kill her and jinx told the child to stop.... the only person there willing was cait and look at her.....#also sevika vs cait.... oof.... and jinx fighting vi BARE FISTED!!! GIRL!!!!#what can i fucking say like god.... “is her blood through your veins” “i thought you were different”#jinx is right i hope they got to you know before all of this akdjaksjsk.... christ #also amazing how vi told cait to don't change and she did it 10 minutes later.... girl you are in for it...#i think they just dont understand each other yet but they are in such a situation that they keep changing every 2 minutes so they never do #does that make sense loke ofc cait changed when her mother died and vi did too bc she accepted that her sister was gone #so in a way cait changed and vi stayed the same.... cait liked her “change” but vi did not like cait #ambessa bringing caitlyn to.be a general oh my gooooood her stress is going to get thru the roof like she doesn't have enough to deal with #its bc she knows she can control her... of course she offered her army to her.... and she doesn't mind putting her in danger #AND SHE DID ORCHESTRATE THE ATTACK!!!! OOOF #MEL PLEASEEEE TALK TO CAITLYN PLEASEEEE #like of course she disappears RIGHT NOW!!!#my god... also vis drinking buddy has left too.... of course.... you're good man....#talking tag #watching arcane #watching arcane season 2

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skrunksthatwunk · 2 months ago

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BREAKING NEWS i said yeah on the phone and rascal meowed back at me from across the room hehe

#ALSO. PARENTS JUST INFORMED ME WE MAY BE ADOPTING/FOSTERING A DOG #IT'S SUPER SHORT NOTICE BC HE'S A SHELTER GUY AND HE'S SET TO BE EUTHANIZED SOON #IM. FREAKING OUT I WANNA MEET HIM SO BAD I WANT THE DETAILS BUT IM ON CAMPUS RN #8 MONTH OLD SHEPHERD MIX (not sure what kind of shepherd but ig probably german?). IM COMIN TO GET YOU #this may mess with my 'what if we got a cat after my senior dogs are gone' idea but. but oupy dog #god i love dogs so much uaughhh.... im getting my hopes up so much you guys don't even know #i mean they wouldn't tell us only to say no right #update they are going to meet him + tomorrow we'll bring our dogs and the whole family to meet him #assuming my mom's allergies don't act up around him #but he looks and seems so sweet and goofy and weirdly gentle which is good bc sometimes shepherds can be a bit rough #and that's also good bc like. we have two senior dogs and we don't want him to stress them out or injure them by being a puppy all over them #one of the shelter videos respectfully pans away as he squats to take a shit which is very charming to me #but yeah i really really hope it works out bc like. he seems like such a guy + i love animals So So Much + i don't think anyone else would #swoop in in time if we don't. our shelter is perpetually full and they're a kill shelter #and im choosing not to think about the possibility of us not at least fostering him for the time being #bc i need to keep working and thinking I Killed This Dog By Not Somehow Forcing My Parents Into It is not going to help that #and i have no reason to believe it Will go wrong. all signs point to good atm so im going to trust that #even if it means i eventually get charlie brown footballed by my dogs hating him or something

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 months ago

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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on

https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share

(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.

(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)

anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂

- @bondedpairs

ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!

#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s #many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but #not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand #liv in the replies #bondedpairs #happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3 #we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance #this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice #it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids #close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey #(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not #where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture #of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo #like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life #i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much #smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred #i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO #blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at #a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)

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sighonaraa · 2 years ago

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lil babie 5 yr old jamie & his perpetually angry big brother roy is something that can actually be so personal............................ . . . ....

#me thru tears: THEY DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER YET. BUT THEY WILL LOVE EACH OTHER ONE DAY #roy: angry eyebrow noises #babie jamie: this is the coolest man in the whole wide world and he's my brother and he'll kill you if you look at me wrong 😊#roy: angry but agreeing eyebrow noises #football kiddos au #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent

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babutiny · 2 years ago

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧Matching Hakimi and Mbappé pfp

#achraf hakimi #kylian mbappe #psg #france nt #they looked so cosy #babies on vacation #football #school is killing me but it made me happy to spend one hour doing this

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muirneach · 4 months ago

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this list is fucking insane sorry

#we’re putting tiger woods over usain bolt and katie ledecky????? are you insane????#cmd at NINETY EIGHT?????#casper would kill me for this but i do not believe golf is a real sport. well like it is but its not ATHLETIC #theres a lot of golfers on this list and youre telling me theyre a better ATHLETE than cmd?? all they do is walk around #baseball is not quite as egregious but i think we can agree that it is somewhat less athletic than some other sports #so im not sure if there should be SO many baseballers on there #and the diversity of this list. terrible #why is it literally half basketball players and majority ppl from america #and soo many footballers #football is tough but also they only play like 20 games a season or something #which pales to the like 80? that hockey does (plus playoffs)#but anyways one cricketer two gymnasts four track ppl i think we could be spreading our demographics around a bit #sportsball #sorry i only know things about like three sports but this seems a little weird to me

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purinfelix · 1 year ago

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on that note i think i might close reqs for a bit just bc i didn't expect to get as many as i did and i rlly want to take my time working through them all !! bc i appreciate them all !!!!! ofc if u have a burning request u can drop it by just know i wont get to it for a while :D

#these jude pics kill me #hes so silly #bf jude who spams ur phone with stupid pics of himself every time u leave it around him #then gets mad when u make them his pfp in ur phone #i love him ok #formula one #gavi #formula 1 #football fanfic #fanfic #pablo gavi #joao felix #fc barcelona #football #purinfelix #jet rambles 𖦹

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notdeadyetnatural · 5 months ago

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I'm not even seventeen anymore. No longer the dancing queen.

#that post that's like you should be able to be an age for more than one year #let me do one more year of high school I had just gotten GOOD at high school #I don't really mean this but I kinda do. I just got into a groove. I just started to feel like I got it #like I don't wanna do the academics again they almost killed me I barely made it.#but I want to go to another football game. I wanna do another theater production. let me go hang out with friends celebrating tests again #but at the same time I don't ever want to go back in time.#I guess I just wish I felt like I had something substantive to look forward too. I wish I knew something good was going to replace it all.#og #personal stuffs

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