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[yandere-wishes]

No yeah I just met him. HE IS EVERYTHING!! Omg scar please marry me🩷💞🩷💞🩷!!!

[adoriels-tears-if]

Story of my life !!! 😅😅

[l8tof1]

LEWIS 🤣🤣

he kept telling bono that his tyres are dead, then they called him in, and lewis said “tyres are ok”

[capitano-marina]

Marina + Tropes (in.sp)

For @wicked210

[gurugirl]

So off topic but does anyone else think Harry’s waist is so squeezable

Yessssssssssss 😋😋 Super super chomp chomp 🤭 I mean look. Those thighs too 😍😍

[limeysims]

Abitha ⋆⭒˚.⋆

Aspiring horror novel writer ✍️

Macabre - Loner - Creative

[lifemod17]

Astrology bot said it so it must be true

Orbs under the cut

My 'super-dark-brown-they-look-black' eyes under the First Light (sunrise) 💛

[dreamedofyou]

the way Peach believed her bc he lowkey wanted Home to have said that

only to be hit with a "JK lolol"

[luluy33art]

Idea: Guardian!Chloe decides to bring back her superhero alter ego to help Ladybug from time to time with her fighting skills, knowledge and the temporary miraculous.

Unfortunately this made her a target to Hawk Moth, so she had to stop doing that and began helping Ladybug from the shadows.

Yeah, although I don't see why she would be a target for HM, it's not like in this AU she's going to reveal her identity because of her mommy issues

[iwillhityouwithachair]

Concept:

Aliens with long tails meet human children (oh god)

Blitsk was visiting the human planet, Earth, to study it. They, along with their crewmates and their human companion, were heading into their temporary living quarters.

They had to crouch as they walked through the human nest, being careful of their wide shoulders and long tail.

Humans kept so many fragile things. Blitsk wondered of their purpose as they passed a particularly shiny rectangle on the wall.

"You'll be staying in these apartments while you're here," said the human female, giving Blitsk and the others a small thing they had come to know was "paper". There were symbols on it they did not recognize. They would have to ask Vahlo, a master of the human language.

"I will be staying in this apartment," said the human, gesturing to one of the many doors.

They all looked the same. How were they supposed to remember which one it was?

"If you need anything, let me know. Now-" The human was interrupted by a smaller human running out into the square tunnel.

"Mommy! Mommy!" it squealed, tugging on the female's limb.

Blitsk's ears flattened at the horrible noise. Their crewmates did the same.

The small human stopped in its tracks as the female attempted to usher it inside. It lifted a hand to point at the nearest crew member, which happened to be Blitsk. Their eyes widened in surprise, looking around.

"Mommy," it whispered. "What's that?"

The female cringed, stopping her attempts to hide the little one. "That," she said, dropping down to whisper in its ear, "is my friend, Blitsk."

"Mommy! Is that.. an alien?" it whispered.

"Yes," the female chuckled.

Blitsk's tail lashed impatiently, waiting to be dismissed. Suddenly, they felt something touch their tail, and turned to look.

The small human had taken hold of their tail, eyes wide. Noticing their gaze, it giggled and tried to hide behind their tail by putting it in front of itself.

"Mommy! They have tails!"

Blitsk was unsure of the human custom when it came to tails, considering they had none. They looked at the female for answers.

The female shrugged. "Children, right? If she's bothering you-"

"Mommy! Look!" The little one jumped up and down, still holding Blitsk's tail.

"What is it doing?" Blitsk grunted to Saggl, who was standing nearby.

Saggl knew a lot about human young, they knew. Saggl simply shrugged and grumbled, "I think the young one likes you."

Blitsk turned their head toward the human youngling, remembering what they had learned about what humans called "pets". They reached out slowly with their clawed hand. The little one stilled, looking at Blitsk with wide eyes. They lightly ruffled the youngling's head fur, careful of their claws.

"What's your name?" it asked softly.

"I am called Blitsk."

"Hi, Blitsk. I'm Tessa." The little one smiled up at Blitsk.

Blitsk mimicked the human "smile", baring some of their teeth in a show of affection.

[anadiasmount]

hiii…

[robiinurheart33]

I don’t have finished content to show y’all, but I can give no context commentary that I made while I was at a 2.5 hr lecture and was fed up

Gaz: walking into a full conference room with higher ups in a midoriya shirt late is another type of bravery I will never have.

Soap: “we all got that highly breedable homie” is FUCKING CRAZY.

Soap: how do I explain to the normal people and divine interventions that are watching me that I am in fact giggling my ass off alone surrounded by people because of a new hyperfixation

Ghost: I bet I could fight with about half the people in this place and win

Price: how the hell is Clash Royale still a thing

Soap: me and my fat ass can’t handle y’all

Ghost: trust guys I’m not gonna burst into tears at any time

Gaz: I feel like I would be the type of guy that would unironically go “zoinks!”

Laswell: good lord experiencing PMS while in a meeting with Shepard is not a good combo.

[princelancey]

Countdown to 150 | race 30/150 ¦ 2018 British GP

[buddiedaydreamer911]

wait oliver come back-

he commented this then deleted.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN OLIVER???

[buckevantommy]

just realised his vest is like the militia version of a fannypack. you got some snacks in there do ya?? a little energy boost?? you are the snack, sir. you are the whole damn meal.

[8hibiya]

22/8

dumb little doodles