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So off topic but does anyone else think Harry’s waist is so squeezable
Yessssssssssss 😋😋 Super super chomp chomp 🤭 I mean look. Those thighs too 😍😍
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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d
#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR#SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE#They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS#AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S#THE LIGHT FUR…..THE SPARKLES…..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadow’s little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m NOT a furry#I’M NOT I SWEAR#I’M JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE#Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back#I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY Y’ALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL#OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling#Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like ‘TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!’ and waited for an answer#And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said ‘I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!’ and he started CHEERING LMAOOO#That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like I’ve ascended to heaven#I’m so. Fucking happy right now I’m SO happy it was so good I’m going to cry#I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog I’m going to break apart literally right now#Also one more BIG thing but I’m putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks#Sonic 3#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic movie 3#Sonic spoilers
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Ok so we can all agree this crown is cursed as hell but what if…. werewolf curse
[Image ID: a digital drawing of ZombieCleo as a werewolf, which in my style is just a human-sized wolf.
She’s mostly orange with light tan-ish orange on her face, neck/chest, legs, and belly. She also has darker russet on her back, shoulders, tail tip, and ears. She has dark blue-grey ticking on her back behind her shoulders, tail tip, and ears.
They have a black nose and paw pads, and emerald green eyes. They have very thick flowy/slightly curly fur on their cheeks, neck, belly, elbows, paws, and tail. It forms an especially thick mane on their neck. Their tail is very long for a wolf, reaching even longer than their hind legs.
Their teeth are bared and their snout is wrinkled in a snarl.
They have a fairly small golden crown on their head, with a tall point in the front and a single emerald in the center. The background is stained-paper-textured beige with very simple gold filigree on the sides and corners.
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Bonus doodles under the cut because I couldn’t decide on a pose
[Image ID: a series of simple digital sketches of the same character.
Top left: the wolf has their head bowed low and their shoulders are angled towards the viewer, while the rest of their body is about a three-fourths view.
Bottom left: the wolf is laying down with their paws crossed, their head angled haughtily up and to the left. The drawing is incomplete, cutting off at the hips/hind legs.
Top center: another drawing of the wolf laying down with her paws crossed. In this one, though, her head is angled down and to the right. Also, this one is finished, showing a huge tail half-curled.
Bottom center: the wolf walking to the left with her head bowed low, her right front leg in the process of stepping and showing off her toe beans. Her tail is held high.
Right: the wolf in a very dramatic pose like she’s taking a great leap. She’s got one paw tucked near her chest, while the other is raised high like she’s gonna smack something. Her mouth is wide open, showing off some huge canines. She’s twisting around so she’s mostly facing the viewer, but with her head and chest angled to the left and the lower half of her body angled to the right.
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#sorry I’m insane about werewolves#anyway#art#zombiecleo#zombiecleo fanart#hermitcraft fanart#wolf#werewolf#I tried to give it a little bit of medieval flavor but it Did Not come across I just spent several hours drawing fur LMAO#I love this shitty ass tiny adorable cursed tiara#it’s so funny to me I love it#do y’all think the crown is compensating for something? /j
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i fear the ending of agatha all along is once again making people confuse “i didn’t like the ending/the ending made me sad” with “that was bad writing”
#like don’t get me wrong there are other things i wish we’d gotten (rio and agatha’s backstory and agatha getting the dark hold for instance)#but the finale made perfect sense. and like yes i understand bury your gays is never fun#but sometimes gays just die. mainly when they’re in love with DEATH like cmon#and she’s a ghost so she’s barely even dead#like y’all are out here making me defend MARVEL and their writing can we please not#agatha all along is genuinely one the best things marvel has put out in a long time - start to finish#and the writing is good - ESPECIALLY in the last two eps. sorry!#like i saw some people saying ‘oh they did used the whole show to tell us she wasn’t evil and then erased it in three seconds’#like babe if you genuinely think that i’m afraid you’re lacking media literacy#agatha IS evil they’ve never tried to deny that#there’s just also more to her than that and that’s what the show has been about#how she is misunderstood and also does a lot of bad things. two things can be true#agatha all along
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Do other coaches just look at the SS team and wish their own teams act like that or are they too busy seething over the fact that they could have won the game if it weren’t for those “meddling strikas”?
#like their team usually look like they’re about to punch each other while the SS bros are being well behaved#Pog these are whole ahh grown men- anyways do y’all think Coach praises them and the other coaches seethe#going like ‘yeah your youngest won the best player award but did any of your players do 4000 push ups in one hour? don’t think so’#Cosch definitely has a collection of Number One Coach mugs from each player and y’all can’t fight me on it cuz ITS CANON-its not BUT LIKE-#it definitely started as a gag gift from one of them coming back from a trip and it just spiraled to the others following suit#anyways Coach being a tired soccer mom is such a canon take I love it and I forgot who said it first I’m so sorry#Supa strikas#supablr#ngl now that I read this Tis is such a mid take lol Anwyays hope y’all have fun reading all this#since we don’t have a fandom discord yet I think
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y’all did NOT say that shit to richard siken…
#wHAT did i just read ?!!??!#i’m sickened#he should get to maim y’all for that fr#sorry i am actually so aghast at this#richard siken
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bleach media literacy is actually just a measure of how you read urahara as a character
#‘irredeemable bastard who violated the geneva convention’ vs. ‘funny perv who is in love with yoruichi’#sorry not ‘vs.’ i mean ‘and’#did we actually consume the same series#y’all know that tiktok song that goes ‘nobody knows me like you do’? that’s me abt urahara#yes i acknowledge the fact that this man has performed human experiments on multiple occasions#no we cannot conflate this with him touching yoruichi bc both actions are violations#those r two different kinds of violations and the last one feels so forced by kubo#‘oh but he doesn’t respect boundaries’ IS TRUE but whennn was he weird and rapey like that before tybw#i can think of one-off instances bc that’s just kubo’s humor but he did him so dirtyyy#ppl js b searching for any reason to ship urayoru like ewww bitch u reel of filler arc 🤢#i’m so sorry i’m only ranting bc of that one person on here who likes urayoru and has literal essays typed up abt it#AND THEY SHIP SHINJI AND HIYORI? DISGUSTING AFFF 😭🤮#i’m not hearing anyone out bro she acts and look like a child and their relationship is essentially family arguing#getting a ship out of that is insane to me#BYE this is staying in drafts and i’m sc it to send to lilly 😭#well sm for staying in drafts#💀#bleach#clorox bleach#kisuke urahara
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I hope you don’t mind me putting a TBP headcannon, but Vance, Robin and Gwen played tea party.
Gwen puts makeup and costumes on the boys and they talk with a British accent
When Finney and Bruce entered her room, he will see Vance, who has messy blue eyeshadow, messy red lipstick and a purple feather boa, and Robin, who has too much pink blush, smudged mascara and a crooked sun hat, and the baseball boys tried not to laugh at them
Gwen would have so much fun playing dress up with Vance and Robin, both because they have such pretty long hair she can play with lmao
I don’t really know how to draw makeup so I did my best ,’:> but I think the sparkly blue eyeshadow was my favorite part though!
#pippi art#the black phone fandom#the black phone#gwen blake#vance hopper#robin arellano#gwen blake fanart#vance hopper fanart#robin arellano fanart#Vance is not good with kids however he thinks Gwen is cool and he likes makeup so I think he’d do okay in this situation#Robin on the other hand. he would twitch and move a lot while Gwen is trying to apply makeup#Bruce and Finney just curiously peaking in because they heard Gwen’s awful British accent that I did not draw but y’all can imagine#god I hate drawing backgrounds and I’m sorry for the atrocious wallpaper 😭#I had to go with the theme#Gwen would own that crown because she’s a QUEEN‼️‼️‼️#I also think Gwen would embroider things and just make really fun crafts#she’s an artist if you will#but yeah! thanks for sending this headcanon! ^^#it was really fun to draw#a little challenging but fun :D
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anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me
#ok so this a lot of personal shit but I’m just gonna incredulously vent into the tags#like I don’t even know how to describe what 2023 in this job has been like lol#since April they’ve been insulting and scrutinising and scapegoating me over absolutely everything#they were really angling for just firing me outright for never measuring up to their constantly shifting and increasingly bizarre goalposts#and it got so personal man they kept insisting that it wasn’t but my god#then my dad gets sick and it suddenly becomes awkward for them to keep insulting and overworking me#so they switch to just ignoring me entirely so they don’t have to reckon w what me and my family are going through#like they never ask how he is or how things are going just every Friday they say hey do you reckon you can take more work on again?#and THEN I get a gut infection and suddenly im being guilt tripped for taking sick leave and pestered for evidence#it was giving like ‘we had to give you time off for your dad but now you’re taking the piss’#to the point I DID reach out to a third party at the company and was like ‘I’m sorry but why the fuck are they treating me like this’#and she was like ‘confidentially this is disgusting and I advise you to report it’#WHEN SUDDENLY I get back from sick leave and it’s like ‘the business is falling short so we have to make some redundancies….’#and now they’ve had to pay me a SUBSTANTIAL sum to fuck off!!! I think I win???#like I was so close to quitting but thank god I didn’t because now I’m getting a sweet deal to fuck off with no notice lmao#i leave end of the month#at first I was shocked like y’all really doing this now??? but suddenly I’m like. this is the best possible thing that could’ve happened#I spoke to that third party again and she was like ‘I am so happy for you’ like omfg it was a curveball but we’ll take it!!!#I’m fucking outta here and in due course I WILL be writing on glassdoor how fucked they are
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Nothing wrong with me
#behold: the sowed seeds of my upped vitamin d dose#just would like to say that part of this is sponsored by a couple of very kind inboxers who reached out and said that they DID want to know#more about lady terror and which really helped reinvigor my motivations#and I WILL be answering those asks soon enough#(harder to do until I have my laptop back. like I’m sorry y’all I literally wish I knew what I was on in 2019 when I was writing all my#joker headcanon fics on my phone but I cannot replicate that and I dare not even try#)… but regardless it will happen#but also yeah so this is a 6 page chapter summary for the fic and I’ve just started on chapter 2 and this will help a lot when#I get my computer back I think I’ve cleared my head a lot about this fic while not having it#but anyway#yeah uh…#egg’s wip’s#moral of the story is telling people you wanna hear about their oc’s that they’ve been working on for a whole year works#also went down a classical music rabbit hole about it today if that’s of interest to anyone but… me#bc one of my students did a presentation on poe’s impact on music theory and danse macabre which incited me to get familliar with composers#and pieces that would have actively been known in the 1840’s and have wanted to do since that bit about schubert on crozier’s hand organ#got dropped in the scripts#I think they’re going to feud on classical music tastes#average beethoven and chopin stan vs schubert enjoyer FIGHT#(except the serenade. that song was actually written about lady terror I’ve decided)#also thinking about lady terror and poe bc he’s said himself music is the highest art. they are concert buddies for sure#I bet that mf liked beethoven. poe is a big bass guy if I’ve ever seen one#it’s the drama you see
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You know what was not on my 2024 bingo card?
This tiny baby freshman standing up in the middle of my schools equivalent to homeroom and going (direct quote) “I know I’m so weird and quirky for this 🤪 but have you guys heard of archive of our own?”
But this tiny baby freshman didn’t stop there she proceeded to go “or fanfiction? I just hit 300k words on there, I know it’s so quirky of me and nerdy 😜”
And I just sat there, breaking into a cold sweat, because she used ao3’s full government name and our teacher then attempted to pull it up on her school computer
#I knew this would happen#she writes ao3 in the middle of class which I admire#but istg she did the Bella swan ear tuck#my friend made eye contact with me and we knew what was coming#like an oncoming train we could not stop it#don’t get me wrong I’m so happy she is able to express herself thru writing bc that’s a beautiful thing#I just#did not expect it to occur#in my class#but like I swear to god I stay awake at night because the thought of someone I know discovering my tumblr#like I’m not ashamed of my writing but I have an aversion to being perceived#this is not writing#life update#sorry y’all
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Oscar is so bad LOL What even is he doing?
go off, anon 😚 you seem to know a lot
idk if i would say p9 in the championship, two podiums and being one of the four people to win a race this year is “so bad”, but you do you i guess
#first of all…. sending stuff like this to an oscar blog is so funny 🤣🤣#you think i’m gonna agree???#it’s pretty interesting imo how like#all of a sudden#p10 as a rookie and p5 in the quali is ‘bad’#(quali = shootout sorry)#when he’s a rookie who’s never done cota before#constantly outperforming not only the other rookies but also very experienced drivers#kinda same for lando how everyone was like ‘poor guy had a bad weekend!’ in Qatar#like… if y’all said a few months ago that two P3s would be BAD then i would’ve lost my shit#mclaren fans became spoiled in such a short amount of time lmao#don’t get me wrong im not against it lol im just trying to stay appreciative of every thing that goes right#anyway#oscar is not bad#sorry anon#you’re watching a future wdc#you should be thankful 😇#told myself to not write too much because this is just a silly hater but then i did 😶#asks!#anon!
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Really bad picture quality but whatever . I love u musicalmatsu designs .
#ashe is rambling#rambling in the tags#y’all I think if I knew about them in highschool I would’ve gone crazy .#no one talks about them enough I fear .#they’re like inspired by highschool musical and grease and a bunch of other classic musicals#and also Carrie . i think <- the blood buckets#and also telekinesis#(which fits a lot with the theme. i think. did u all know Carrie had a musical)#AND ALSO THE FACT THAT THEY MAKE CONTRACTS WITH#THE AKUMA RIDERS/SEVEN DEADLY DEMONS#it’s so cool I’m sorry .#also the designs for the sextuplets are really cute I think#orson juicy and todd are my favs. which is also funny because theyre my favs so it’s probably me being biased#but still#there’s a lot you could do with the AU I think#not going in the main tag btw since they’re just doodles
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why do people have a need to comment “go brunette trust me on this i’m begging” on a very fine blonde girls pictures like i will sound crazy and mean but it’s never someone hotter than the girl in the pictures so why would she listen to you
#my favorite is when they say it will make your eyes pop like i’m sorry but that’s literally not true you have to have a face with capital f#to pull out dark hair light eyes if u naturally don’t have it because of the high contrast and what not like let the girls bleach their hair#it’s truly none of ur business maybe what i hate the most is the way no one asked for advice like who are u and why do u think ur opinion#matter. i just saw a girl that looks legit like pam anderson and some girl was like go brown or ginger and people were like ur praying on#her downfall LFNSNSNNS anyway such a first world problem i know but i see it every single day and it’s like damn what did bottle blondes do#to y’all omgggg#whatever tbh me personally i ask for advice or opinion but this girl just posted her pics so unsolicited advice is absolutely not needed#tt
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5 am. fully awake finally. everyone is asleep. not really feeling sociable or like trying to write or anything like that bc i majorly need a shower & am at that point where i don’t wanna function until i can … but cannot bc again, everyone is asleep. so am i about to eat, & then try to clear my camera roll out as much as i possibly can so i can make more crappy video edits bc they kinda pass time quickly when you’re working on them & i have more ideas? you betcha -
#( a pathological people pleaser // ooc )#( mobile )#(lowkey really wanna try a that’s so true edit for stevie bc i know the trend is kinda over but i have a Vision)#(i did find two on tiktok but neither matched the Vision)#(anyways yeah sorry besties if i’m not messaging much & stuff rn i just need to feel like i can function before i’m fully around)#(& i need to feel clean to do that-)#(love y’all tho <3)
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Tumblr pls be normal about morally complex characters. Stop going 0 or 100 on their morality. Stop ignoring the interesting and unique story telling being presented to you in favour of going “nono that’s my UwU sugar plum sweet baby boi baby, disregard the canon bc I actually only want wholesome vibes from my horror games”
#fnaf spoilers#fnaf ruin spoilers#yeah this is is about eggory#bc the way people are trying to make it out that Gregory is actually the nicest child ever and he can do no wrong because he’s a child#is so simplistic and boring man#from what I gathered this is a pushback against matpat who thinks Gregory is an evil robot#and like y’all are valid to hate matpat but don’t stoop to the man’s level and play into his poorly analysed videos that are just made to#get a reaction and get clicks#imo gregory could totally pull an asshole move and let his friends die if it was for the greater good and that doesn’t mean I hate him#Gregory has been shown to make sacrifices#and he could have an arguably good reason to do what he did#the mimic was dangerous and would’ve killed multiple if loose#for the record I don’t think he intended Cassie to die I think his mic cut out and the elevator fell on its own#i don’t think it was the mimic either btw bc narratively that just kills the momentum#I’m just tired of people uwuifying gregboy so much#and accusing the game of wrongly portraying him as evil bc it just seems like#it seems like mischaracterisation idk#I’m not saying Gregory is mean or murderous for no reason either#he’s nuanced and there’s reasons for why he’s like this#sorry if this isn’t tagged right
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