#Text headcanons

[yukipri]

Now that the clones have access to the Holonet, did they have holomovie night ? If yes, what did they like ? War movies are obvious but romance, horror...

Mm, so I get that "clones do fun and things in between getting sent out to battles to get slaughtered" headcanons are fun and all, but I admit I don't got many of them myself, at least for canon-compliant within the extremely limited 3 years of the Clone Wars.

First off, personally, I don't think it realistic that all of them got completely unrestricted access to the Holonet. Even with limited time to explore it, there's too much potentially dangerous info on there (from the Kaminoan/Republic POV), such as information on sentient rights and the Republic's anti-slavery laws. To reduce the possibility of clones looking up the wrong kind of info that might incite desertion or worse, rebellion, I feel Holonet access was severely limited and highly monitored. Those of higher ranks who do have access, such as the Marshal Commanders, are probably also painfully aware that if they do look up something like Republic sentient rights legislation, they will likely be demoted and then disappear, so they know better than to look that stuff up out in the open on their supposed "free Holonet access."

Second, entertainment is so deeply rooted in cultural context. Genres like "romance" or "horror," to use the examples you give, are so extremely culturally specific that they aren't even the same within cultures on our own irl planet. So even if a clone had the opportunity to view two romance holos, they would likely be so foreign, the cultural expectations so bizarre, that they would not make any connection that they're meant to be the same genre. The concept of romance and horror, of these emotions and experiences that nat-borns artificially create to observe for fun, detached from their own personal experiences or real life application—that in and of itself would likely be bizarre to clones too.

I think far more likely than "clones like X type of Holos and have movie nights" is "one clone sees something super random, like a commercial for speeder fuel, and finds it really fascinating, and shares with his brothers." And then Obi-Wan or one of the other Jedi wanders into a break room and finds a crowd of them watching this frankly incredibly cheesy and obnoxious one minute 30 second long commercial on repeat, for hours, and they're all absolutely mesmerized for reasons beyond their nat-born comprehension, but they don't have the heart to tell them, "actually, that's just a commercial, nat-borns usually don't like watching them," because the clones are clearly enjoying themselves and Having an Experience.

If they do watch a Holo film, again the clones lack the cultural context to understand how the film makers expected audiences to process it. So even if it's a romance or horror movie, when asked what they liked the most about it afterwards, they'll likely completely miss the point and be like, "I really liked the part where the servant was eating the weird block thing, I think it's called cheese," or, "I liked the credits, there were so many names and they scrolled fast, like a really organized remembrance list, I wish we had one of those," because what they find engaging would likely be completely different from what nat-borns like.

Are just some thoughts! ^ ^;

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[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

[demigods-posts]

would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

[shyjusticewarrior]

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

paul blofis you will always be famous for being excited and supportive of percy when he dinged your car while gabe threatened him with violence if he touched his car.

[textmel8r]

[ SMAU ] 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓 ! in which you spot the jujutsu kaisen men with a boner in public .

↝ incl . satoru gojo , suguru geto , kento nanami , toji fushiguro , choso kamo

↝ cw . profanity , smut

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[diyahatnight]

Boyfriend texts ↳ Pregnancy scare’s

JJK x fem!reader

Warnings: Suggestive, fluff

Sorry for disappearing once again, i said i’d be gone for 3weeks or a month and it’s been like 3 months. Sorryyy.

If you can’t tell, i have commitment issues…

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[cammy-mcspammy]

My interpretation on how human bill came to be, ig? (ALSO SORRY, I MEANT DD&MD.. or idk how to abbreviate it)

[gumiiiiezzzz]

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summary: the 1st and 2nd year boys accidentally confess they like you (fellow student)!!!

warnings: f!reader, sfw, yuta’s convo is slightly suggestive, fluff/crack!, kys jokes

includes: toge inumaki, megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, and yuta okkotsu * ੈ✩‧₊˚

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[brbgottagetkfc]

Is it over now....?

✦ nasty arguments with jjk men that escalates (pt. 1)

✦ tw: manipulation, gaslighting, name-calling, toxicity angst, no happy ending :(

✦ conts. Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru ✦ the aftermath

[yukipri]

You say that private areas, like clone-only barracks or on the inside of armor plates, are a separate matter about Pin-Up Obi-Wan. How so ?

So, I think I vaguely remember this ask, I think someone sent me an ask several months ago asking whether clones would have sexy pinups of Obi-Wan, and I said no, nowhere public but perhaps in private clone-only areas?

I don't remember and frankly don't have the time to look it up, but I'll assume that's the context!

I didn't think that would need further elaboration, but I'll do my best to explain. Because see, I think this would be the case for most people? Like, if you like someone and actually know them as a person (instead of knowing only of them as a detached concept, like a celebrity), then why would you do anything that could put them in an awkward situation? Why would you publicly display a sexy art you did of your crush/boyfriend, unless they specifically asked for it?

Like if the clones have public pin-ups of Obi-Wan up, then they know there's a good chance his bosses (the Council, the Senate, the Chancellor), his friends/acquaintances, minors who look up to him like Ahsoka, his enemies, and the general public may all see it? And he may not want them to, and it may affect these relationships he has? It could affect his job, from mild disgust from Ahsoka and Anakin, to firm chastisement from the Council for behaviors that he didn't even exhibit, to possibly damaging his carefully projected public reputation which could in turn affect his ability to lead them? Even if the clones meant it as a depiction of affection, the public, who don't know them, may interpret that as the clones not having respect for their General, which may damage their faith in how one of the most active GAR battalion functions, etc.

So sure, if they don't care about him and just want to joke or only know more vaguely about the idea of him, then they might put up a pin up for kicks and giggles, like some boys did of Senator Amidala. But the 212th, of their own General? I bet they'd likely be furious at anyone who would put Obi-Wan in a publicly awkward situation like that, even if the man himself assures them it's okay and tries to wave it off. Unless Obi-Wan gave them his explicit consent, which I sorta doubt for the reasons above, it makes no sense to me. The boys are smarter than that, and respect Obi-Wan more than that too. They may not fully understand or have context for nat-born romance or displays of affection, but they do understand professionalism and public image.

Private areas are private. Only they and those they trust can see it, so it can't get out and be judged by the wrong people who don't have the proper context and understanding.

I hope that makes sense! While again, I went into detail about this specific example because that's what you picked to ask me about, I feel like separation of private and public gestures of affection/lust is a very general thing.

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[tobyisave]

pov

[superbat-love]

Clark: Bruuuce, would you still like me if I were an alien?

Bruce: You are an alien, Clark. You’re also high on painkillers.

Clark: You’re so meaaan. You don’t see me as human!

Bruce: That’s because you’re not human.

Clark: Now that’s just cruel.

Bruce: [sighs] But you’re also more human than any human I’ve ever met, Clark. You’re better than any of us.

Clark: [sniffling] Thanks. You know that I’d still like you if you’re an alien, right?

Bruce: Hn, that’s good to know, Clark.

Clark: [mumbles Kryptonian endearments]

Bruce: …Clark, would you still like me if I were a bat?

[demigods-posts]

i lowkey forget that percy's full name is perseus. and like. that name goes so hard. because it just sounds like this mf could kick your ass. like imagine you're a junior in high school and your teacher introduces a new student by the name of 'perseus jackson'. and before you even raise your head to look at the guy. you just know this mf could clock you.

[inmaki]

jjk men react to a guy doing your brazilian wax .

req! crack/fluff! incl: gojo, inumaki, megumi, choso, itadori, nanami

mlist! <- this was requested SO long ago srry for the wait.. hilarious idea tho nonnie i love it

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