#Text headcanons

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

[superbat-love]

Dick: [flaunting his Halloween costume] Ta-da! Guess what I’m supposed to be?

Cass: Fun Batman.

Jason: Batman having a midlife crisis.

Duke: Rainbow Batman?

Damian: Father with a fruit hat.

Tim: Fruity Batman.

Barbara: Batman finally being honest with himself.

Steph: Batman’s ‘Date night with Superman’ outfit.

Dick: …What? I’m supposed to be a Devil Fruit, guys! [points at his fruit stem headband]

Jason: I like my interpretation better.

Bruce: Thanks a lot, kids.

Dick: Well, what are you going to be wearing for Halloween, Bruce?

Bruce: This.

Barbara: You're going as Batman?

Bruce: No, I'm going as Bruce Wayne going as Batmaaan~~~

Tim: Omg, an even fruitier Batman.

[demigods-posts]

would love it if the last god/goddess percy has to do a quest for is hestia. and all she only asks of him a simple, easy-to-do, done in two minutes task. and then that's it. no tricks or double meanings. and he just sobs into her shoulder at the end of it. and she just holds him and tells him that he's all done. he can go live his life now.

[shyjusticewarrior]

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

paul blofis you will always be famous for being excited and supportive of percy when he dinged your car while gabe threatened him with violence if he touched his car.

[textmel8r]

[ SMAU ] 𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 ! in which you wear revealing clothing to surprise the jujutsu kaisen men, only it’s not just them you’re surprising .

↝ incl . satoru gojo , suguru geto , kento nanami , toji fushiguro , choso kamo

↝ cw . profanity , suggestive , slight slut shaming , crack

↝ an . this was a req i got so long ago, and i can’t find it uggh and im not sure the description explains the plot well but you’ll understand when you read it tee hee

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[diyahatnight]

Boyfriend texts ↳ Pregnancy scare’s

JJK x fem!reader

Warnings: Suggestive, fluff

Sorry for disappearing once again, i said i’d be gone for 3weeks or a month and it’s been like 3 months. Sorryyy.

If you can’t tell, i have commitment issues…

Honorable mentions!

@ysaona @guacam011y

[cammy-mcspammy]

My interpretation on how human bill came to be, ig? (ALSO SORRY, I MEANT DD&MD.. or idk how to abbreviate it)

[gumiiiiezzzz]

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ oops! smau

summary: the 1st and 2nd year boys accidentally confess they like you (fellow student)!!!

warnings: f!reader, sfw, yuta’s convo is slightly suggestive, fluff/crack!, kys jokes

includes: toge inumaki, megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, and yuta okkotsu * ੈ✩‧₊˚

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ my first ever smau post hehe! lmk if you guys liked or have any suggestions :P

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ inumaki being chronically online just… is one of the best jjk fanon tropes of all time ngl

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ submit requests! (if u want)! please! and thank u! 🫡

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ art creds and spilled frustrations ab ai art below line LMAO

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ link to header art: https://pin.it/mKP2o2S95

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ yuji pfp art: @11101AM on twt; megumi pfp art: FUCKING AI (i’ll change it for next time, im a boomer i GUESS i didnt realize how much of this was ai art im- 😐); toge pfp art: jujutsu kaisen anime heh; yuta pfp art: @zec3x on insta

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ i think the header is also ai generated ugh :/ i could not find the artist ANYWHERE but if anyone knows lmk i will give credit!!!!!

[brbgottagetkfc]

Is it over now....?

✦ nasty arguments with jjk men that escalates (pt. 1)

✦ tw: manipulation, gaslighting, name-calling, toxicity angst, no happy ending :(

✦ conts. Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru ✦ the aftermath

[inmaki]

jjk men react to a guy doing your brazilian wax .

req! crack/fluff! incl: gojo, inumaki, megumi, choso, itadori, nanami

mlist! <- this was requested SO long ago srry for the wait.. hilarious idea tho nonnie i love it

© inmaki on tumblr. all rights reserved. do not cross-post, translate, copy in any way, etc.

i might start a taglist for new posts, so if u wanna be added js comment/send an ask!

[tobyisave]

pov

[superbat-love]

Clark: Bruuuce, would you still like me if I were an alien?

Bruce: You are an alien, Clark. You’re also high on painkillers.

Clark: You’re so meaaan. You don’t see me as human!

Bruce: That’s because you’re not human.

Clark: Now that’s just cruel.

Bruce: [sighs] But you’re also more human than any human I’ve ever met, Clark. You’re better than any of us.

Clark: [sniffling] Thanks. You know that I’d still like you if you’re an alien, right?

Bruce: Hn, that’s good to know, Clark.

Clark: [mumbles Kryptonian endearments]

Bruce: …Clark, would you still like me if I were a bat?

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy is historically hard to beat at monopoly. and it's intially the most mind-boggling thing ever watching him turn the tide of a game. because he's definitely losing at the beginning. but percy is not only an amazing strategist. he has a deep understanding of money and knows how and when to bet on the board. he knows when to test his luck. and he's amazing at getting into people's head.

[bluejayscrying]

Tim Drake at school: perpetually tired, always has bags under his eyes, never goes out with friends when it’s late because ‘reasons’, somehow knows everyone, looks so shabby but has hella expensive watches and accessories he dosent look like he has the money for

the entire student body: it’s so obvious he sells drugs

bonus: Tim dosent realise until some girl a year older asks to buy weed, but he passes it off as a lack-of-sleep-hallucination