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somaticmilk · 4 months

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Surprise! I’m not dead and I brought back milk!

Explanation under cut ->

TLDR; I was fighting a whole bunch of ninjas and one of them hit me too hard and I almost died.

Ha.. okay but in all seriousness I am so fucking sorry-

I deeply apologize for randomly going MIA-

I didn’t realize how many people would worry about me if I tried to erase myself from everybody’s lives -

^ITS FUNNY I SWEAR-

sorry-

BUT HOLY SHIT I DONT DESERVE THIS MUCH LOVE - NOR YOU GUYS IN GENERAL </3

I DIDNT CHECK DISCORD/TUMBLR FOR FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT AND I GENUINELY DONT DESERVE YOU GUYS AT ALL </3 TYSFM.

Thank you so much for the people who attempted to reach out to me and worried about my absence -

I am so sorry that you guys ever worried about me in general - I genuinely don’t deserve to have this much attention and love from you bitches but thank you so fucking much I love you all dearly..

TW: mention of suic1d3 for next bit-

The general explanation for my disappearance is was mostly because I was extremely overwhelmed from everything that was going on in my personal life (mostly school) and also because of the fact I was genuinely just not happy about myself and hated everything about me.

I felt like I was a burden to everyone I talked to or interacted with but craved the feeling of being included and having relationships.

I hated myself for the way I looked, acted, and the way people perceived me.

These ideas and feelings got worse until March 5th I attempted. My roommate found me before I could do anything too drastic but that’s a rough summary of what happened. (minus more personal information)

I was originally planning to delete my account (and all my social media) on Monday before anything but I still had an emotional attachment to my tumblr acc..

I kept on going off and on if I wanted to pull through with it but or not but here we are-

BUT- after a week of finishing up my exams and taking a good mental break I can finally say I’m okay now!

So basically - Im okay. What the fuck did I miss - why are we giving each others Valentine’s in the middle of March- and for the fucking record, no body can anon lurk better than the original. Y’all need consistency.

All jokes aside thank you all so much. There are no words to describe how eternally grateful I am to know all of you!

It’s going to be okay! I am okay! <3 -

Love, Soma <3

#soma says #soma says truth.#IM BACK BITCHES #HA- okay seriously what did I miss..#guys. GUYS. GUYS..???#I’m low key kinda pissed I missed so much but that’s on me-#I wanna draw OCs too with my friends.#TRY ME. TRY ME.#TRY ME BITCH.#TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN AGAIN LIFE.#BET -#IM GOING TO PRISON FOR LIFE.#i wanna get pregnant

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birdmanbirdplan · 4 months

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Did a part two to this comic

Turns out Edgeworth just likes to see a more vulnerable side to Phoenix

It doesn’t translate well

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #phoenix x miles #comic #my art #miles is just like me fr #trying so hard to be respectful he actually just comes off like a bitch #emotionally constipated husbands #the sparkles are edgeworth vision #beanix gives him unnecessary feelings

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opens-up-4-nobody · 9 months

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:-P

#me trying to coax myself into drawing #also i started watching like action op and zoro is too cool. not enough of a cringe loser. but i appreciate how much of a bitch he is #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji #zosan #sanzo

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raepliica · 11 months

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tristamp post-S1 mashwood sillies and tri98(?) merylwood :]

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amanfromnewjersey · 7 months

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I am going insane about these stoats

(my insta is @trisideseye and that's where I mostly post art. I'm purely posting here bc @quiddie is active on here and I need aabria to know, personally ,how fucked up I am about these stoats)

#burrows end #burrows end spoilers #burrows end tula #tula burrows end #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar #i. abandoned tumblr. i am trying to not use tumblr for any more than following people. i used to post here but i gave up bc i got annoyed #im in physical pain. every ounce of me doesnt want to post my cool art on fuckung tumblr.#tumblr CANNOT be my main social again. I need to give my socials to EMPLOYERS. i want to make art for a JOB #but there are more dimension 20 bitches on tumblr than insta bc its the mentally ill platform #and i need. peiple to understand how fycked up i am abt this stoat mom.#im insane. im insane. im insane. im biting this piece of media im the jugular like i myself am a stoat #and i cant SAY that on instagram the EMPLOYERS will have my ass!!!!!!#anyways.#dimension 20

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bitterbareface · 15 days

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Girls don't want flowers, girls want the War Rig from the 2001 concept art by Peter Pound

#furiosa #mad max #war rig #need this as my daily driver #try fucking with me on the Fairfax County Parkway now bitch #beep beep

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l3viat8an · 3 months

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MC: You...seem like a person whose brain doesn't react to women.

Mephisto:……

Mephisto: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my pituitary gland?

MC: Not exactly…

#mc’s trying to call Mephistopheles gay but he only speaks posh bitch lmaoo #and when this posts that’s the end of Levi’s b-day queue XD #surprise it’s queue!#obey me!#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me mephistopheles #obey me Mephisto #obey me mc #om! mephistopheles #om! Mephisto #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ro’s dumb stuff tag!

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scribz-ag24 · 9 months

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they still don't quite get along

#darkrai #dusknoir #grovyle #pmd2 #future trio #my art #even when darkrai is trying to be nice he gets bitten back #no wonder he decides to be a little bitch to these two in the end #-not me talking about my delusional half formed ideas like its common knowledge that everyone already has seen-

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sunnibits · 9 months

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“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭#like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc.#he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!!#izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 1 month

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atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”

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fragileheartbeats · 3 months

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I can't be the only one who don't give a fuck about "I'm team black" or "I'm team green."

Like I can't be the only one who just want to watch these bitches killing each other and looking hot doing it, you know what I mean?

I don't care what they do, I don't care who's right who's wrong, I'm just here for violence, incest and pretty Targaryens.

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steddiealltheway · 4 months

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Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

#how else can you explain it???#he is so so babygirl #all the girls would be literally at his feet begging for this man to date them #unless… they think he’s trying to make them his beard #also with the lipgloss and mascara…#it just adds fuel to the fire #and think. if Steve and Eddie were hooking up before scoops in a fwb gone wrong or secret relationship gone wrong type of situation…#aka Steve catches feelings and runs because of internalized homophobia and a fear of getting caught #there could be a season three rewrite of Steve catching feelings for Robin because she reminds him of Eddie #and after Robin comes out to him #Steve’s like “oh. maybe there are more people like me in Hawkins than I imagined. if she deserves a happy ending with a girl #why can’t I get a happy ending with a guy?#and steve slowly is able to come to terms with his sexuality #meanwhile eddie seeks out Dustin and the kids who steve has ranted and raved about #but he plays it off as him happening to find lost sheep #lots of thoughts… lots of thoughts…#all thoughts to explain why Steve isn’t able to get bitches #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #scoops ahoy steve #stranger things headcanons

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puppyeared · 11 months

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Odd couple <3

#I MAY HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE SILLY WITH DISCORDS DESIGN #like his original design makes sense because its described as mostly pony with a bunch of other things thrown in. cause yknow chaos #and I dont have a problem with it but I wanted to try something else #mostly riffing off of daycare attendent and the collector. but I like the idea of his colors mismatching when using magic #like the dark blue spots become orange and vice versa. it looked really cool in my head #fluttershys bat design partly inspired by the Honduran white bat and ghost bats #I like the idea that they turn her back but she still has bat wings hidden under her feathers. makes her a quiet flyer shrugs #and I have never ever seen a single drawing of flutterbat with a bat nose and its a crime #also they r very cute to me. I think their ship is very sweet #me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic etc etc #myart #doodles #mlp #my little pony #fluttershy #mlp fluttershy #mlp discord #fluttercord #mlp redesign #turns out I have a knack for drawing ponies 🧍

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snufkins-boot · 7 months

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Dc x dp idea: time travel yaaaay

Danny, Sam and Tucker get back from fixing some errors in the time line in France just before the French Revolution.

And sure Danny got mistaken for a French aristocrat that had died the day before they got there but it wasn’t to bad, it only made their jobs easier. It won’t be a problem for them.

Meanwhile Constantine, Batman and whoever the fuck else (imma say Hal, I love that green bitch) are exploring an abandoned manor in France after there being reports of strange, violent activity, and with their latest teammate Phantom not picking up their calls Constantine had to pull these two with him instead.

“Hey guys, Phantom’s a ghost, right?”

Hal sounds hesitant as Constantine replies

“Yes, why?”

“I think I found a picture of him living.”

and there on the wall is a picture of a long dead french aristocrat, with black hair and blue eyes but every other detail the same as Phantom’s

There on the wall sits a photo of Daniel Nightingale, a teenager who was possessed by a demon and killed two servants, then himself.

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toytulini · 1 year

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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wummbo · 5 months

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This took waaaay longer than it looks…. Ha 🥹

#my art #parb #dreamworks trolls #barb #poppy #trying to learn procreate dreams is causing me physical pain #it’s a cool program but ffffuuuuuuuuuuc where are the BUTTONS #the amount of trolls stuff I draw might be concerning #hyperfixation is a bitch ami’right?

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