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*ripping my shirt off and growling like a werewolf* myyyyy…. POOKIESSSSSSS!!!!!
(I just had to draw something for them after listening to 54… my shaylasss aughhhh my beloveddssss)
+ bonus queerplatonic pride version under the cut for the qpr truthers <333

these will definitely both be going up as prints in my shop later if anyone is interested!! inprnt is just fighting me rn and I’m too lazy to fix it tonight 😔
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So who is gonna be the first to write the fic where they fuck in the bone cathedral or am I gonna have to do it myself
#SOMEONE YES PLEASE PLEASEEE#consider also: kayne and John fucking in the bone cathedral while kayne taunts him about missing arthur so bad#and imagine what arthur would think about where we are right now >:)
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closing out the Artfight year with a cozy Joelthur for @flying-fangirls !
#WAGHHH OH MY FUCKING GODDD#JOELTHURRR MY BOYSSSS 🥺😭😭😭#MY POOKIEESSSS#malevolent#art#joelthur#detective noel#john doe#arthur lester
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*ripping my shirt off and growling like a werewolf* myyyyy…. POOKIESSSSSSS!!!!!
(I just had to draw something for them after listening to 54… my shaylasss aughhhh my beloveddssss)
+ bonus queerplatonic pride version under the cut for the qpr truthers <333

these will definitely both be going up as prints in my shop later if anyone is interested!! inprnt is just fighting me rn and I’m too lazy to fix it tonight 😔
#I actually LOVE how this one came out I think it’s sooo cuteee 🥺🥺#jarthur#private eyes#john doe#arthur lester#malevolent#malevolent podcast#art#my art#MY SHAYLASSS AUGHHHH MY SHAYLASSS#OUGHHHH BABIESSS#I loveee doing a softer more cartoony style with them I think it works so well
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never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence
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my beloved Sadie turned double digits today 😭😭😭🫶❤️❤️❤️
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arthur rightfully gets a lot of heat for whimpering so much, but I feel we should be giving that same energy to john for moaning arthur's name at inappropriate times
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basically imagine you and your boyfriend get separated and he gets sent to an evil hell dimension and when he’s there he’s so upset that he decides to kill almost every single alternate version of you that exists and build a giant cathedral out of your bones. but then he comes back and you know none of this so you’re just like ‘omg pookie bear I missed you!!!🥺’ and he saves you from being suicidal and then you plan a dinner date together. and like you proceed to never find out about the whole bone church thing until you also end up in the hell dimension and he’s suddenly like “UMMM UHHH HEY WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK”
that’s basically what happens in malevolent hope this helps 👍🫶
Beginning of season 3 Arthur: "John!! You're back!! Yay!! I'm so glad not evil John is here! Shake my hand! ☺️"
John, showing up having just finished constructing his dark toilet out of Arthur no. 677540's shin: "ahaha yeah orthur ahaha go left yea yea right here"
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couldn’t remember what a nightjar was called at 2:30am last night but Google understood me
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Beginning of season 3 Arthur: "John!! You're back!! Yay!! I'm so glad not evil John is here! Shake my hand! ☺️"
John, showing up having just finished constructing his dark toilet out of Arthur no. 677540's shin: "ahaha yeah orthur ahaha go left yea yea right here"
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hands this to you like a box of assorted chocolates
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certain recent events made me realize that somehow I STILL have never actually posted my beloved Yorick mug on here, so I decided it was time to finally share him bc I think he’s so adorable <33 I painted him myself :3
although.. I must confess….. he is not actually the best part of this mug. the best part is. well. a special little surprise you get when you finish your drink.


#THATS RIGHT ITS A HOLE MUG HEHEHEHE#I thought it was incredibly fucking funny when I first made it and I still do#at first it was truly just gonna be a Yorick mug but then I was thinking ab what to do with the inside and it came to me#and I just could not stop giggling about it for the entirety of the next two hours lmao#my art#very different but still!#art#malevolent#yorick#and.#arthur lester#he’s in there!!!!
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Last month I asked if "John Doe could fart" on Spooky Stream and I was met with a devastating response,,, oh poor thang,,
Anyways hope everyone gets a good chuckle out of this cause I sure did while I was making it!
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jiminez 🍊🗡️
january art reward on patreon :)
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not to randomly jump on your post, but may I humbly add pictures of my old dog doing the same?

Oh to be my old dog napping in the garden
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Season three Arthur: my body is a temple
Post-dark-world John: [sweating] how do you know about that
Arthur: what
John: what
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oughhhh I just got bombarded with so many thoughts about John getting his own body but I’m too eepy to write them out aughggghhhh
#someone remind me when I’m not tired#for now I need to jerk off and pass out#but oughghhh thoughts. about jarthur. ough
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