#detective noel

[potato-lord-but-not]

I get the hype around leyendecker studies now hot damn. Noel by beloved

ref under cut

[rosesofenvy]

I wrote a little something inspired by this post! It is very silly and goofy

(The Butcher, Arthur, Noel, and John hiding in the confession booth)

Arthur: I haven't been to confession in...I don't know how long.

John: Don't worry, Arthur. If there is a "god," in the Christian sense of the word, I will not let him harm you. You will have no gods before me.

Collins: It's easy. Repeat after me, "I'm sorry, Daddy. I've been naughty."

Noel: Jesus fucking Christ! You can't say that type of stuff in church.

Collins: Oh, spare me the lecture! It's cramped in here. Do you think I can't feel how excited you are?

Noel: That's my gun, you fucking dolt!

Oscar: (on the other side of the screen, sweating) I'm going to hell for letting all of you hide here.

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

Arguably the best way to spend a Sunday morning is drawing gay people

[asterius-exists]

spoiler John actually turns into the ippiest bippiest baby kitten ever who charms two of his 3 idiots

[allseeingharlequin]

Noel hc about after spain:

I think maybe after telling Arthur about his past, and then immediately having to relive it for a bit at the order, and the absolute terrible new nightmares that probably happened after that, i think in a holy ghosts situation he wouldn't be able to talk about it with Oscar for a very long time. Like years. Ok maybe like just 2 years but yk? He'd get panic attacks, and the more he thinks about it during the day, the less he can sleep at night, and he just really hates talking about his personal problems because Oscar shouldn't have to deal with that, he already has enough to worry about, and no its ok the nightmares are already starting to get better i promise -but really they're more like night terrors and even if they were getting better they would just be turning into nightmares which are still terrible but

what if he cant handle people holding him while he sleeps because it makes the sleep paralysis worse

I regret suggesting that

That was kinda evil

[blueberyboy]

Ermmmmmm hii

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

They are so normal I love them

[mintyeggs]

john helps arthur flirt. worst but most effective wingman ever. arthur is monologuing and has lost both sides of the audience.

also known as: is this why you guys are attracted to my version of arthur? the unbuttoned shirt? the indiana jones style whoreish nature???? all a man has to do is show some cleavage and you all go nuts

[decodedparagram]

MORE MALEVOLENT SHIT

[izel-scribbles]

I'll be your man if you got love to get done

@coulson-is-an-avenger was kind enough to tag me in this post, and now this exists. i dont know what to tell ya man i locked in too hard

[bitesizedsurprise]

[potato-lord-but-not]

XX Judgement

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

[rosesofenvy]

I wrote a fic for my dear friend Seer inspired by this conversation! First Dollins fic for me and I had a lot of fun with it!

(4:00 in the morning. The Butcher and Noel are asleep in bed. Noel's not supposed to work that day, but the phone rings)

Noel: Hello?

Chief: Hello, Finley?

Noel: Yeah, Chief Jones. It's me.

Chief: I'm sorry, but we're going to need you to come in today. There was a-

Collins: (grabs the phone) Hi, Pete. I'm sorry, but Noel won't be able to come in today. You'll need to find someone else.

Chief: ....understood. Have a good day.

Collins: Thank you for your cooperation. (Hands the phone back to Noel)

Noel:...uh...Chief Jones? I'm sorry about that. I-

Chief: No, I'm sorry. I meant to call Sweeny. My mistake. (Hangs up)

Noel:...Why are you on a first-name basis with my boss?

Collins: (lays back down) Don't worry about it. Small world. Go back to sleep.

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

Make me think that at the end of the day Some great reward will be coming my way

[beentobeetle]

Shitty Holy Ghosts mini-comic-doodle thing. Who needs The Lord when you have A Gun?

[dredgenbane]

i hope he's doing okay in spain, or whatever.