#THEY WERE SERVING!
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Jack & Joker's finale will premiere at a theater then the following week is YinWar's fan meet, but I need everyone to remember that two years ago, they delivered the sauciest opening outfits to their concert, Partner in Crime, which has now lead us here to an amazing series with hopefully more to come.
#yinwar#partner in crime#I will never be over those opening outfits#the face veils were everything#sometimes I dream about those outfits#THEY WERE SERVING!
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Just found out there's not going to be a third live action Monster High movie
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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So that FNAF 2 movie teaser huh,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#abby schmidt#mike schmidt#toy freddy#toy bonnie#toy chica#when I say I’m losing my mind#that’s such an understatement#THIS IS A VERY SMALL SNEAK PEAK BUT it’s got my full attention#TOY FREDDY looks perfect#I love how shiney and glossy he is#I always assumed the toys were super clean and plasticy#I CANT believe we gotta wait a full year to see THIS MOVIEEE#so to celebrate I had to draw something IMMEDIATELY#Mike is gonna be so flabbergasted how slay serve thr toys are#he’s not ready for these divas
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I interrupt my zelda posting with caitvi because Arcane changed my brain chemistry
(ight, now i go back on hiatus! If you want to see my sketchbook which I WILL be posting until the day I wither, check out patreon! Now excuse me as i crawl back into my warm little den)
((Im also currently significantly more active on my instagram posting commission work, if you wanna see it :0))
Edit: ah dang it the hyperfixation’s set in.
#critdraws#arcane#caitvi#sketchbook#these lesbians will be the death of me#lesbians#caitlyn kiramman#violet arcane#vi arcane#garden of ozymandius#arcane vi#arcane caitlyn#arcane caitvi#domestic#i wanna write a fanfic post canon s2 where ekko recruits vi to help plant trees in zaun as caitlyn struggles with the energy crisis with th#e dissolution of hextech#i think that would fix me actually#but im busy with coms! alas!#is anybody gonna talk to me about HOW COOL CAITLYN AND SILCO ARE FOILS#big coats. machinations. life partners that serve as their moral compasses#loss of an eye from somebody they were close to#anyways i like s2 a lot#i recognize theres a myriad of stuff wrong with it too but i REALLY like s2 aah#arcane spoilers#language tw
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ghost horses
GHORSES
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#ask#wei wuxian#a-yuan#What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked#Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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I finally watched breaking bad (all within the past week or so while I worked, finished it and watched el camino last night) and I'm confident this isn't a new thought I'm expressing or anything but genuinely how DID an entire generation of dudes convince themselves Walter White was cool and admirable and intended to be sympathetic. I know ppl just lack media literacy sometimes but I'm still so confused
I don't think I've EVER watched a piece of media that so blatantly depicts a guy making the worst possible decisions at every turn and having his life ruined for it and not being redeemed or made sympathetic in any significant or lasting way. the kinds of justifications villains USUALLY give that make people consider them "morally grey" or "tragic" or whatever (everything I did was for my loved ones, I did what I had to to survive, once I was in this I couldn't get out, I just needed you to trust me so I could keep you safe, etc etc) is ALWAYS framed as complete self-serving bullshit when Walt says it, and one of the only shreds of personal growth he ever exhibits in the whole series is when he finally fucking admits that. every time he does something even remotely cool or drops a quotable one-liner, something terrible immediately happens that makes everything worse and makes him look like an unreasonable idiot asshole again. by the end of the series the ONLY characters they can still contrast as being morally "worse" than him are literally a bunch of bloodthirsty neonazis who kept a guy in a cage for several months. this show is practically SCREAMING at you the entire time not to admire Walt. why did every dude I knew in highschool have his face on tshirts and Facebook pfps.
I just don't get it. at least with The Dark Knight's Joker it was like, a feature-length movie and that's it. you spend a lot less time with the Joker and it has a lot less time to delve into his motivations, so there's way more room for flanderization and misinterpretation as people extrapolate the few cool/interesting/sad things they saw into a whole nuanced misunderstood guy in their heads and online. Walter White has 5 seasons' worth of 45min episodes to convince you beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a miserable fucking loser who ruins everything he touches because of greed and selfishness. if you weren't watching it for that, what WERE you getting out of this. what DID you think this show was about. am I just missing some key piece of context from 2012 or whatever that would help me understand this
#buny text#breaking bad#also I'm vaguely aware there was a big movement of fans who blamed everything on his wife and said she was the worst#which like. obvious misogyny from the primary audience of teen boys and young men aside#she's not really worse than any of the other adult characters?? she sucks real bad in the first couple seasons but so does everyone else#half the point of having all these characters be so shitty and rigid and unwilling to grow or accommodate others is so that#they can serve as landmarks to show how rapidly walt is abandoning his morals and spiraling into self-justification as the series goes on#the people you hate in season 1 are largely people you sympathize with in season 4 and 5 because compared to walt they're saints#idk. it's just weird having grown up around the fan culture for this show for the past decade or so and then finally watching it#and just being completely baffled now that i know what they were responding to
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he doesn’t like to talk about it
#elden ring#rykard lord of blasphemy#messmer the impaler#rykard#messmer#my art#in my brain their relationship was like rykard thought messmer was really cool because of his curse#rykard might view his curse as a superpower… one that he’d have taken advantage of if he were born with it#but for messmer it causes him a lot of pain both physically and because it drives a wedge between him and his mother#and with rykard’s growing doubts about the golden order he’d ultimately see messmer serving marika as a weakness and he’d be disappointed#and maybe this even influenced rykard’s decision to pursue his own serpent??#to do what messmer should have done and use the serpent’s power to turn against the erdtree#basically like rykard was obsessed with messmer but later realized he wasnt as cool as he thought. sad!
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I walked the red carpet in Hollywood last night for the premiere of Identiteze, the new scifi film from Jessie Earl - and you can see it exclusively on Nebula, blah blah blah okay but this is tumblr and this is where you get the real shit so lemme tell ya
I lost my red carpet shoes. I realised literally 3 hours before the actual premiere that I had misplaced them somewhere in LA, probably when I wore them for the DEX wrap party, so the only options I had were my vans or these
so I decided "Fuck it, nobody's gonna see my feet anyway - let's just be huge!" And that's why in all the group shots I am approximately nineteen stories tall!
#philosophytube#improvise adapt overcome#Nebula#Identiteaze#dolls kill is where the boots are from in case you were wondering#The top and skirt are Norma Kamali#and the CLAWS#fun fact I actually styled this outfit myself!#It looks like I killed and skinned the xenomorph#serving borg queen realness#I have a cute little mole on my tummy hee hee hee
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There is absolutely no way this movie is real
#conclave#spoilers#its like he didnt give a shit they were still filming#and the editor was like “yeah this serves cunt”#“put it in”
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Re-listened to TAZ Balance recently and I’m still in awe that Griffin McElroy somehow managed to introduce a “long-lost twin of protagonist who had selective amnesia about them” character so late in the story, so successfully that she not only featured in some of the most thrilling and emotional moments of the series, but immediately became wildly popular and caused most of the fanbase to spontaneously develop crushes on her
#all of us out here wishing we were barry#she would make a fumbling mess out of me too i just know it#the mcelroys have many gifts#but chief among these is the ability to create the most cunt-serving badass female characters in existence#the adventure zone#taz#taz balance#lup taaco#taz lup#mcelroys#griffin mcelroy#queenly quips
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the only known photo of Abeer Qassim al-Janabi, an Iraqi girl who at 14 years old was gang raped and killed by US soldiers along with her entire family in 2006. Imagine how many women and girls received the same treatment by US soldiers that we don’t even know about.
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Hair.
#I've been thinking about their hairstyles when they were younger for days#bonus: black-haired ambrosius serves like a k-pop star#nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister boldheart#goldenheart
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DING YUXI as Mu Sheng The Guide to Capturing a Black Lotus 永夜星河 (2024)
#ding yuxi#the guide to capturing a black lotus#love game in eastern fantasy#cdramaedit#userdramas#cdramasource#cdrama#photoshoot#p:dyx#cactor#LOOKS WERE SERVED
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it's so amusing that when you're an author who is like any minority, you have this caveat where if your book gets banned, you kinda have to mentally acknowledge whether it was banned by Bruce, the one really bigoted guy who wastes everyone's time in florida. idk how bruce is doing. you don't need to learn who he is really which is why im not using his surname. but if you have a book out commercially, bruce has probably written "damaged souls" on a form about you. so there's a street cred element to all this like did people really have a vendetta against your work...? or was it just bruce again
#i am mildly certain i have received two different bruce attacks towards different florida counties#but i can only find one of his beautiful forms where he writes that the book has critical race theory even though it's about skeletons#he also made a really amusing video where he reads lines of my book out loud derisively and i would just love to post it but#alas i don't want to give him the satisfaction..#not all of my bans were bruce there were issues in virginia and idaho and kentucky but still#also please let this serve as a reminder that many horrible things are caused by evil people just being really loud and determined
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