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rioblitzle · 1 hour ago
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rioblitzle · 1 hour ago
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>looking for a youtube video to watch >ask the youtuber if their "scariest most creepiest unexplained profile on this website" video is about genuine horror phenomena or if it's capitalizing on someone showing signs of already stigmatized mental illness >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining genuine horror phenomena and what is capitalizing on someone showing signs of already stigmatized mental illness >they laugh and say “it’s a good video" >watch the video >it's capitalizing on someone showing signs of stigmatized mental illness
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rioblitzle · 1 hour ago
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all i’m saying is that if i was a vampire i would develop such a shameful i-am-a-burden complex over the fact that i have to live off of others blood.
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rioblitzle · 9 hours ago
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Do you know who prevs icon is?
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rioblitzle · 9 hours ago
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little crayon severances
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rioblitzle · 9 hours ago
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Chikorita and Totodile: Yay we get to be in Legends Z-A!!!
Cyndaquil, stuck in 1800s Japan:
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rioblitzle · 10 hours ago
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Have you ever put ice cubes on your shoes? It would change your life!
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rioblitzle · 14 hours ago
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johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york
bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is
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rioblitzle · 15 hours ago
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everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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Let's settle this:
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Where are you from?
What would you call this device (in English and in your native language)?
Have you ever had one?
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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artists be very careful when removing old animations speedpaints etc it might have been a core personality-forming video for an 11 year old who is now an adult and can't find your stuff because you made it lost media
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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we dont really appreciate the fact that bugs and mushrooms are made of the same thing.
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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Random characters pt 3
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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“Look at this Walta!! I’m gonna get them with me SHRADEEEEEEEEEEER SHREDDEEEEEEERR!!!”
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An animation I made based on a moment from bbvrai
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rioblitzle · 16 hours ago
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.......I fucked up so bad.
I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.
I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.
I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.
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