#Stolitz critical

[chaifootsteps]

Stolas didn’t end the sex deal because he genuinely respected and cared about Blitzø, he did it because Blitzø rebuffed his affection after their “date” at Ozzie’s, and he thought that by cutting things off, it would mean he could get into a more intimate romantic relationship with Blitzø without there being a “good excuse” for why he wouldn’t want to. At the end of the day, even if Stolas is saying that the deal is wrong, he’s only ending things to fulfill his own desires, it that’s made abundantly evident when he gets upset and kicks Blitzø out for not returning his feelings and calling him out on his mistreatment of him.

This. His concern for Blitzo and the inequity of their situation lasted literally as long as it took Blitzo to deny him what he wanted. The second he did, Stolas turned on him and started blaming him for "always making it about sex."

[carto0ncritter]

One thing I noticed in this shitshow of an episode is how fucking ungrateful Stolas was for everything Blitzø did for him since he came to his place.

Him being a spoiled rich white asshole:

I hate his facial expressions so much, you have no idea

I can guarantee you care about these 'nice things' more than you care about your daughter btw

Oh, we also have, let's see here...

*insert the entire montage of Blitzø (Stolas' victim) trying to cheer his abuser up since he's now in love with him thanks to good ol' Stockholm Syndrome*

Seeing that cigarette reminds me of when Stolas uh... *checks notes* called Blitz an 'itty bitty imp (racist)' despite him clearly hating it, grabbed his cheek and used his horn to put out his cigarette (not to mention Blitzø's severe trauma being related to fucking fire)

Okay so anyway, I think Stolas said "Oh, when have you ever asked" bc Blitzø stole from him and his family 25 years ago. correct me if I'm wrong here but isn't it manipulative af to bring up smth that happened that long ago, also it's totally unrelated to the current situation. I swear it's like a grown ass man saying to another "Oh I still hate you because, uhm, remember that one time in 3rd grade when you stole my pencil..."

So... if Stolas still holds this against Blitzø, let me ask: why was he ever "in love" with him in the first place? Answer? He wasn't. Stolas only used this imp for his sexual fantasies and for him to get to experience his "fairytale romance"

P.S. Imps are a race his privileged ass has always been racist towards and he hasn't ever attempted to, uh... try to understand them better? Understand how they live? I mean if you truly cared about your "boyfriend," Stolas, you'd have put in SOME effort to change your mindset/behavior and WOULDN'T HAVE EVER SEXUALLY COERCED HIM

He also 🍇d you blitz

And no he didn't do much, he's powerful af. Using those powers isn't rocket science heck he turned an imp to stone in s1 he can protect himself but is apparently the "bottom" in the stolitz "relationship". Also no, him leaving Octavia clearly isn't a huge deal to Stolas otherwise he'd have fought to earn her forgiveness and not just sulk like a wimpy loser. YOU ARE NOT ONLY A GROWN MAN STOLAS, BUT A FATHER. At least you were supposed to be

So was not thinking about your daughter until you lost everything, apparently

AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT??? WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT A TRANSACTION AGAIN

Alright I'm signing off until the next season drops, if that ever happens

This episode sucked, but kudos to our girl Via who was smart enough to see through her "father's" bs 👏

ALSO HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO THE CRITICAL COMMUNITY (and to non-toxic stans too)!

[thebigbuttlover]

A complex, well-written character, with layers and flaws that contribute to the series, but who manages to be charismatic enough for the audience to like him... and Stolas(I couldn't find the original artist)

[starlight-bread-blog]

I know we aren't supposed to cheer but... TELL HIM!!

[hasboobiehotel]

he would not fucking do that

[oceansarepink]

What I find gross about that sinner character is her two daughters don’t even seem to be mourning their dead mother. They’re just acting like she never existed.

Just like Blitzs daydream. He pretends Octavia’s mother never existed, she’s just this nameless faceless surrogate egg donor who’s gotten out of the way now. Has been replaced with a man which is an improvement. So Viv has to make the woman purely evil and unfeeling to force it to work. Then blitz throws the obnoxious straw man of a woman character out of a glass window for not liking the gay erotica stolas wrote and earlier stolas tells her to shut her mouth. Her young daughters don’t even care that she’s dead.

That’s messed up.

Vivienne’s hatred of women and obsession with gay men’s love as something “more pure” is so creepy and so poisonous.

[aspartameabuser69]

Octavia and Verosika did NOTHING wrong. Octavia has the right to not like her dad who ignored and neglected her in order for his one-sided affair. Verosika has the right to hate Blitzo (to quote my queen Veroska) maxed out her credit card on shitty horse riding lessons and left her to pay for the hotel. Octavia got called a COCK BLOCKING SLUT by one of the CREATORS OF HELLUVA BOSS! And Verosika constantly gets called a bitch, slut, or whore. I love Octavia and Verosika, they have done no wrong and I am taking them from Vivziepop.

Also Verosika looks so good in the outfits the Helluva Boss team puts her in and I’m supposed to hate her? No fuck that I love her so much and she has probably one of the best or the best design out of all the Helluva Boss characters.

Octavia also deserves a better dad. She’s also got an actually pretty cool design, she’s just a little silly who has also has a great voice actor!

Also baby Octavia! She’s so cute :). I love her so much and she deserves so much more than Stolas. AND THEN SHE GETS CALLED A COCK BLOCKING SLUT. SHE’S FUCKING 17. Overall I love them, Octavia is just a little silly and Verosika is my queen.

[66kenobi66]

Where the hell is this guy? And what was the point of him being with Stolas in Apology Tour?? What was the point of him existing at all???

I mean, like, what was the point of him? He never shows up again, even though it was somewhat implied he would have some sort of impact on the story of characters, at least on Stolitz. Honestly, I think he was only put in so: 1) Stolitz shippers could have some good ol' shitty forced angst; and 2) So people could have a scapegoat to rag on, taking the attention away from the rest of the relationship bullshit in the last 2 episodes, therefore distracting people from analyzing Stolitz.

[orionhelluvaranting]

Stol!tzø but it's straight ♂️♀️

"Well, the antis/critics wouldn't defend Stella if her and Stolass' genders were swaped!" - I heard this from the stans fairly often. Today I'm not going to disprove this claim though. However it inspired me for my current post.

What if the story wasn't revolved around two queer men? What if Blitzø was a woman and Stolass was a straight man instead? Would've the fans still loved this ship? NO. That's how the critics would respond. And I completely agree with them. Yet I decided to go further and visualize this crap... Why?!

In fact, it was just an experiment that turned out to something EXTREMELY revolting as a result. I mean Stol!tzø IS revolting the way it already is that's for sure. But this is becoming painfully obvious when they're depicted as hetero ☠️

So here are some screenshot edits with genderswaped Blitzø. At first I couldn't decide if I should hide this under the cut or not. Finally I've leaned towards the first option so...

<<< Tw: SA, harassment and Stolass being sexual predator under the cut >>>

Sorry for making you puke 🤢🤮🤮🤮

I don't think it'll be useful for the critical community since we're already aware about the abusive nature of Stol!tzø. Unless you argue with a dubious fan and you need to emphasize your point maybe?

Anyway stay hydrated and have a nice day! I wish you never ever meet the pos like Stolass in your life! ☀️

[chaifootsteps]

"You just hate Stolitz because you can't handle messy queer couples!"

No, this is a messy queer couple. Note the lack of indentured sexual servitude and the part where they like things about one another.

[verboselocket38]

I will admit to give credit where credit is due, Viv somehow made me not like her show with one season.

That episode was literally trying to justify cheating. Aparently "its ok to cheat if your cheating on your wife with a man!"

Like do I have to remind IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE SERIES BLITZØ WAD FINE KILLING A FAMILY WHERE THE MAN CHEATED WITH A WOMAN?

I am tired I dont know HOWWW people can think that this is ok. If ANYONE gets cheated on they CAN BE ANGRY! IT IS NOT FUCKING JUSTIFIABLE AT ALL.

And just like I predicted, they are gonna use Millie being pregnant as a way to grow her character.

Honestly its the double standards and the justifying cheating that makes me hate this.

[neeweekeewee]

Oh! I forgot to mention!

Blitzo’s whole “I need to feel like I earned the book by fucking you” sounds so abusive and sad…like he’s so fucked up from this whole thing, he just doesn’t realize it. This just screams victim…

[starlight-bread-blog]

When have you ever looked down on him? Gee I wonder when...

This entire episode plays out as if Blitzø is in the wrong for assuming that Stolas is bigoted against imps when time and time again, Stolas proved he IS bigoted.

[azural83]

Vivziepop's unintentional ability in making stolas more unlikable is actually impressive

[oceansarepink]

This scene was beautiful but. It just saddens me deeply that we are shown how much blitzs whole spirit, the one that Millie relied on and looked up to, has been completely broken. He was destroyed and “reduced” to something pathetic helpless and needy. By Verosika but mostly:

By stolas.

The owl completely broke his once very strong sense of self and confidence. By holding a carrot over his head with confessions of love, then yanking it away with a cold shoulder and punishing him by replacing him with a newer “better” lover. He’s just. Completely shattered his happiness. Both during their entire “relationship” and after it, Blitz has been broken down by constant condescension, demands of service, and emotional abuse.

It has been miserable and a forced pairing (canonically at a young and adult age using financial force) the entire time.

How is that a relationship worth rooting for?

[thebigbuttlover]

One thing

"Stolas didn't abandon Octavia, he made his choice to save someone INNOCENT" fans say

But here comes the interesting part.

Blitz is anything but innocent

And I'm not talking about his relationship with Stolas.

he kills people, he LIKES killing people, damn he already killed children and didn't regret it

So Stolas literally abandoned Octavia to defend and die for a murderer

So this argument falls apart when they say this

And this is not an attack on Blitz's character, I'm just saying what he literally is.