#Stardew you pass out

[embras-grace]

Humans must be terrifying to the Majiri at first. I mean...

A. they can just eat and eat and eat. They don't have to stop when Focus is full, they just keep going.

B. They never sleep. Ever. They are up at all hours. Maybe this is because a Majiri day is rather short--but humans lived on this planet too so maybe they're just.... weird?

C. They can climb and run all day without a break. They can mine and chop wood without breaking a sweat.

D. They have no fear of going into old ruins or the Elderwoods because, like... they're humans? What's the worst that could happen, they just reform in stardust again cause mama Embra was like "ugh damn it, they died again"

[sofiaruelle]

He's a lil confused about cuffing season but he's got the spirit

[theshadowrealmitself]

Harvey: Take care of yourself, your health is very important to me 🥺

Farmer: *immediately dives back into the mines to fight supernatural creatures*

[puppyeared]

i like him

[churchofsnails]

seeing the complete 180 that's happened with Harvey is so funny to me. just last year y'all were hating on that man relentlessly, calling him boring and ugly. now y'all are worshipping him LOL

not to mention the art that tries to make him seem cooler than he actually is 😭 (i don't hate him but come on y'all he is definitely not that hozier song)

[eff-exor]

passing out when it reaches 2am in stardew valley is so unrealistic, let me mine until the morning sun rises, god damn it

[running-with-kn1ves]

Hi! Sorry to bother you, i was wondering if you write for stardew valley or would write for it? I've been obsessed with Elliot lately and just playing with the mod is not enough lol but i havent found much of yandere elliot outside of it

You're pulling at my inner demons rn 😭😭!! I got stardew for my birthday a couple months ago but I have left it so.. unattended. I AM IN LOVE WITH ELLIOT HELLO are you telling me he doesn't have that much love??? he's just so.. gorgus... As soon as I feel like I have more insight on his character besides the boat confession scene (lmao??) and him just looking like a horse girl, anon,,, we are going to make history. Yandere elliot for the win !1!1!

[fishbloc]

feel sooooo excited the dd storybook is almost here like theres actually a set deadline (in 2 weeks) and a week after that deadline ill get it shipped off for test prints and if the prototypes are good i can look into selling them. but the point is the storybook will be real!! my first self-published book!!! this is huge!!!

[shhh-secret-time]

To be honest, stardew valley has me in such a chokehold. It always has, even before the 1.6.

In such a way that my brain wants to smash my hyperfixation into it. So late at night I'll be awake thinking of this stardew/south park mashup.

Call that bad boy Star Park AU.

But no brain! Bad! We already have too much going on! You have a Secret Soulmate AU. Fantasy AU, A Cowboy AU story staring Kenny that's still in the outline phase, and these one shots!

(Look at the tags to watch me descent into madness)

[err0r-in-the-system]

"no matter what happens, stay alive" i don't want to. i can't. i'm tired of this. i am so fucking tired of this.

i've been off-and-on suicidal for the past 8 years of my life. i've been fighting the urge to put a gun to my head since last december. i almost committed in august but didn't because i was sobbing so hard that i passed out. i don't have the money or resources to get out of here, and even if i did i'd be leaving behind the only two people i have left. if i left this place to live a better life knowing that they would still be stuck rotting in this hell, i don't know how i would live with myself. i'm trying to keep my grip on the thread i've been holding onto for their sake, but my arms are tired and the abyss below me seems so welcoming, so peaceful. the abyss i've been dangling over would never leave me to rot for the sake of religion. the abyss would welcome me like it's welcomed everyone else.

to those of you who stay here to fight, to those of you who run to keep yourselves safe, you're doing great. you're stronger than i ever was and i applaud you for it.

but i wasn't built to last. if he's still the winner when the results are finalized, i'm either going to find a way to get us out of here or i'm going to die trying. because at this point, fighting through the next 4 years is not an option for me.

"that's what he wants" i know. i know. i know but i don't care. i don't fucking care anymore. i can no longer force myself to care. i am one person. i am one person in a sea of millions. i am one person and i am exhausted. i am one person and at the end of the day, whether i live or die will affect virtually nothing in the grand scheme of things. i cannot live like this for the next 4 years. i will not survive.

i'm so tired.

[bibliophilecats]

No spoons 🙁

[moonyistired]

friend wants to romance morris on their next sve run and we've just been calling out the man for being a workaholic who needs a break while putting away the fact that the player farmer is also very much a workaholic

[bluecookiesabi]

Why is Alex obsessed with summoning this stupid blue chair into the middle of our bedroom???

[nightmaretour]

Fell asleep on the sofa again and messed myself up for the day. I need to remember that as soon as my evening meds kick in it's bedtime whether I like it or not

[puppyeared]

learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way

[manoessay]

Playing stardew valley for basically the first time and i kinda ended up giving a bit too much attention to shane.

Im in the middle of year 1 summer and Hes got 6 hearts compared to everyones 2-0.

Another blunder of mine is that i named my farmer maru.