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*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

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not immune to a brunette who is extremely silly

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Oh...that's gore...that's gore of my comfort character...

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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

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thats rough buddy.

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i look so hot today but im not posting a picture you have to believe me

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i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

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You can see in his eyes that Bread is tempted to attack the blinds but Crusty wants to cuddle so he’s restraining himself

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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college should be free so that the first time you go can just not count. that's just to test the waters. you should be able to be like "well that was weird! okay now this time for real"

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daily affirmations:

-i have multiple points of articulation

-my accessories are the highest quality

-my paint job is dynamic and impressive

-i look amazing posed for display on the shelf

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Annette the beautiful is picking up my uber eats order, love you Annette

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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Hey anon. Do u wanna kiss my gay trans lips

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Omg I just got my first anon hate... Does this mean I'm famous now??????

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am i ur biggest tumblr crush yes or yes

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if you didnt want to be an armrest dont be armrest sized. idiot