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It's genuinely painful reading my senator's official website. There's SO MUCH SHIT on here I think I'm gonna vomit
#cookie talks#its the rampant racism transphobia misogyny etc just dripping from the pages#hes SUCH a bootlicker and yes man#us politics
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Oh my god I'm researching more about my state senator so I can properly bully him tomorrow at his "open town hall meeting" to "get the local opinions" (conveniently placed in a tiny ass town of 2000 that is 4-5 hours from any major population in the state) and someone edited his Wikipedia page calling him a coward LMAOOOO

#cookie talks#cant wait to wake up at 4am tomorrow morning so i can bully my state senator#he is.... a real piece of shit republican#who lives more in Florida than he does Kansas!!!!!!!!#US politics
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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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i understand this is the "hates motherhood and pregnancy" website but some of you are deeply fucking obnoxious about it whenever this theme dares to pop up in anything and i'm getting genuinely tired of it lol
#THIS#gang. pregnancy and birth has been SUCH a big reoccurring motif in this show. what did u fucking expect???#sorry you guys aren't able to engage in this meaningful aspect of the show. rip u guys im built different and can enjoy it#ironic that the ones reducing her down to 'only wants to be a mother' are the people who say they hate it#there was so much more to her in the episode than that. girl was in the torment nexus!!!!
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if you’re the dead wife and i’m the dead wife then who’s looking back at the gates of the underworld????
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TFA - First Aid, Bumblebee, Smokescreen, Rodimus Prime
Another Animated Plus Series!
All of Optimus’ successor are such a trouble maker.
Glad to see Rodimus back in action on season 4 script reading.
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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Lower Decks really missed a golden opportunity to travel back in time to not The Trouble With Tribbles, but to Trials and Tribble-ations, where live action Boimler and Mariner would've had to avoid not only Kirk's crew, but the copy-pasted crew from Deep Space 9.
Just keep seeing how many layers you can pile on top of the original episode.
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Since I was on the nostalgia train: Another old thing I coloured just for the funsies of it!
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what if we were little cats and we touched noses. what then?
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urgh I hate it when my heartburn gets so bad I feel like throwing up. I just wanna go to sleeppppp I gotta wake up early!!!
#cookie talks#ive taken some tums but i still have a bit of the physical pressure feeling of wanting to vomit#just not really any of the burning#HATE how my allergy from last year has erroded my gag reflex/increased my heartburn from how often i threw up
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Who needs comedy when you’re apart of this fandom 😂
#COWARD#also this playthrough has convinced me to get the games myself and they're great fun! 10/10#theyre also very very evil games who hate you and throw TELEPORTING ENEMIES THAT DONT DIE AT YOU IN THE FIRST GAME#if you don't have great reflexes this isn't the game for you
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I want you.
Like carnally or as like a little figurine on your bookshelf?
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