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here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

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the sun doesn’t have to go to college bc it already has 28 million degrees

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i hate this

i haTE IT

sTOP

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we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

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me on my death bed: daughter, come here i must tell you something.

daughter: yes?

me: come closer

daughter: *crying* what is it?

me: go...

daughter: go?

me: GO GO LETS GO, LETS GO DATEKO! *coughs* *dies*

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i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

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They are like - The prettiest? - It’s me!

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instead of making fun of 12 year old artists on the internet who don’t have a grasp of anatomy can we make fun of the 30-something paid comic artist dudes who don’t understand that women have spines and draw them in impossible poses just for the sake of making jerkoff material for other gross 30-something men

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can anybody find me that one vine where brendon urie is playing the didgeridoo and dallon tells him to digeridont and brendon screams “FUCK YOU” in response?

Edit: 

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scooby dooby doo 

doko desu ka? 

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This is literally my whole vocabulary

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Oikawa your-face-should-be-illegal Tooru

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fucking brutal.

based on this post

bonus:

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When you get soap in your eyes