#Source: Rio

[torukmaktoskxawng]

Ao'nung: (his kids climbing all over him) Again with the eye-- Alright, you want me to call your mother?

Kids: No! (Scatter)

Ao'nung: (chuckles) Works every time. They're scared to death of her-- (turns around) AH!

Y/n: (standing directly behind him, hands on her hips) Call me for what?

Ao'nung: (chuckles nervously) Aha, Y/n, my love!

Taglist: @aonungmyaddiction

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2471

(Flirting is hard.) (Dialogue from Rio.)

[incorrectanti-coswanquotes]

Anti-Schnozmo: Whispering to anti cosmo Tell her 'You have beautiful eyes'

Anti-Cosmo: Exactly, you finally have a good idea.

Anti-Cosmo: Turns to anti-wanda

Anti-Cosmo: smirk I have beautiful eyes.

Anti-Wanda: ???

Anti-Schnozmo: Whispering again exasperated You damn narcissist. Hers.

Anti-Cosmo: Sorry, I mean…your eyes are beautiful, not mine. Mine aren't bad but I bet you can see with yours.

[bluesylveon2]

*Trey on a date with Yuu*

Cater, speaking through an earpiece: tell her "You have beautiful eyes."

Trey: I have beautiful eyes

Yuu:.....okay....

Cater: facepalms

[roselemari]

-Alastor trying to figure out how to flirt with Lucifer-

Charlie: tell him you have beautiful eyes

Alastor: splendid idea, dear

*walks up to the bar, looking directly at lucifer*

Alastor: ✨I have beautiful eyes✨

Lucifer: ???

Husk: ???

Charlie: 😐

Vaggie: 🤦‍♀️

Angel: 😂

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

[1st years are running arond] Alice: Hey, you want me to call Narcissa?! The kids, sitting down: No!  Alice: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of he... AH!!!  Narcissa, standing right behind Alice: Call me for what? Alice: Cissa, my love!

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nyssa: Harley, you know the rules. No pyrotechnics without supervision. Harley: I asked Leo. Nyssa: That’s even worse.

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Spider Queen: I've got you now MK: You really think I came alone? I've got three of the toughest, meanest, fighters in all of China right behind me! Tang: WOOO! You hear that guys! We're saved! Pigsy: He means us Tang Tang: Oh

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Terezi: JUST T3LL H1M, “YOU H4V3 B34UT1FUL 3Y3S”!

Karkat: THAT’S GOOD.  GREAT IDEA.

Karkat, to Dave: I HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Leona: You want me to call your mother?!

The kids, running to hide: No! 

Leona, laughing: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of her.

Diana, behind Leona: Call me for what?

Leona, just as scared: Ah, Diana, my love!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Raph and Mona Lisa’s children being crazy]

Raph: You want me to call your mother?!

The kids, run to hide: No! 

Raph, laughing: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of her 

Mona Lisa, behind Raph: Call me for what?

Raph, just as scared: Ah Mona Lisa, my love!

[waterfire1848]

[ A world where the JL has never met the Batfamily and the Batfamily has never met the JL. The Justice League enters the Batcave. ]

Clark: I think something’s watching us.

[ Cass and Damian appear. ]

Diana: Oh, be careful, Clark. They might snuggle you to death.

Clark: Sorry, kids. You can come here.

[ Cass approaches and hits Clark with Kryptonite. ]

Jason: Intruders!

Dick: Attack!

[ The Batkids start to attack the Justice League. ]

Bruce: What’s going on down there?

Damian: Hello, father.

Shayera: Precious, aren’t they?

Bruce: Kids? Eighteen of them. Alright. Do you want me to call Alfred?

Batkids: No!

[dawnthefox24]

*Sojiro is spending time with his sons a bit as rough housing as Toshiro watches but of course the rough housing seems to be getting a bit too fair* Sojiro:*feels his eye gets poked again by either Hanzo or Genji * OW! Again with the eye, okay! Want me to call your mother!? Young Hanzo & Genji:*bolts off running * NO!! Toshiro:*raised a brow* Why did you say that? Sojiro:*chuckles a bit* Trust me, it works every time their scared to death of her. Rumiko:*has her arms crossed* Call me for what? Sojiro:*jumps up a bit out of fear* AH! Rumiko my love you scared me. Rumiko:*raises a brow at him and rolled her eyes* Did something happend? Sojiro: Oh ah...Um nothing I handled the situation my love Rumiko:*walks off a bit*I see well then guess I'm not needed. Sojiro:*sighs a bit but smiles* Love her ~ Toshiro:*smiles a bit* Trust me Asa is like that too... Sojiro: We really love our wives huh? Toshiro:*nods*

[nerdasaurus1200]

Eugene: Just tell her, “You have beautiful eyes”.

Brock: Ooh good idea.

Brock: I have beautiful eyes. 😏

Eugene:

[spiltinksky]

Jisoo: Just tell him, “You have beautiful eyes”.

Mingyu: Ooh good idea.

Jihoon, walking up: Hey, guys.

Mingyu: I have beautiful eyes.

Jihoon:

Jisoo:

[oceanview15]

Bruce: What should I say to her?

Alfred: You could tell her “You have beautiful eyes.”.

Later

Bruce: Selina…

Selina: Yeah?

Bruce: I have beautiful eyes.