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torukmaktoskxawng · 1 year ago
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Ao'nung: (his kids climbing all over him) Again with the eye-- Alright, you want me to call your mother?
Kids: No! (Scatter)
Ao'nung: (chuckles) Works every time. They're scared to death of her-- (turns around) AH!
Y/n: (standing directly behind him, hands on her hips) Call me for what?
Ao'nung: (chuckles nervously) Aha, Y/n, my love!
Taglist: @aonungmyaddiction
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incorrectanti-coswanquotes · 4 months ago
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Anti-Schnozmo: Whispering to anti cosmo Tell her 'You have beautiful eyes'
Anti-Cosmo: Exactly, you finally have a good idea.
Anti-Cosmo: Turns to anti-wanda
Anti-Cosmo: smirk I have beautiful eyes.
Anti-Wanda: ???
Anti-Schnozmo: Whispering again exasperated You damn narcissist. Hers.
Anti-Cosmo: Sorry, I mean…your eyes are beautiful, not mine. Mine aren't bad but I bet you can see with yours.
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bluesylveon2 · 1 year ago
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*Trey on a date with Yuu*
Cater, speaking through an earpiece: tell her "You have beautiful eyes."
Trey: I have beautiful eyes
Yuu:.....okay....
Cater: facepalms
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roselemari · 6 months ago
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-Alastor trying to figure out how to flirt with Lucifer-
Charlie: tell him you have beautiful eyes
Alastor: splendid idea, dear
*walks up to the bar, looking directly at lucifer*
Alastor: ✨I have beautiful eyes✨
Lucifer: ???
Husk: ???
Charlie: 😐
Vaggie: 🤦‍♀️
Angel: 😂
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[1st years are running arond] Alice: Hey, you want me to call Narcissa?! The kids, sitting down: No!  Alice: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of he... AH!!!  Narcissa, standing right behind Alice: Call me for what? Alice: Cissa, my love!
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Nyssa: Harley, you know the rules. No pyrotechnics without supervision. Harley: I asked Leo. Nyssa: That’s even worse.
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Spider Queen: I've got you now MK: You really think I came alone? I've got three of the toughest, meanest, fighters in all of China right behind me! Tang: WOOO! You hear that guys! We're saved! Pigsy: He means us Tang Tang: Oh
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year ago
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Terezi: JUST T3LL H1M, “YOU H4V3 B34UT1FUL 3Y3S”!
Karkat: THAT’S GOOD.  GREAT IDEA.
Karkat, to Dave: I HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.
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incorrect-targon-quotes · 11 months ago
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Leona: You want me to call your mother?!
The kids, running to hide: No! 
Leona, laughing: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of her.
Diana, behind Leona: Call me for what?
Leona, just as scared: Ah, Diana, my love!
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 2 years ago
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[Raph and Mona Lisa’s children being crazy]
Raph: You want me to call your mother?!
The kids, run to hide: No! 
Raph, laughing: Works every time. They’re scared to of death of her 
Mona Lisa, behind Raph: Call me for what?
Raph, just as scared: Ah Mona Lisa, my love!
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waterfire1848 · 2 years ago
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[ A world where the JL has never met the Batfamily and the Batfamily has never met the JL. The Justice League enters the Batcave. ]
Clark: I think something’s watching us.
[ Cass and Damian appear. ]
Diana: Oh, be careful, Clark. They might snuggle you to death.
Clark: Sorry, kids. You can come here.
[ Cass approaches and hits Clark with Kryptonite. ]
Jason: Intruders!
Dick: Attack!
[ The Batkids start to attack the Justice League. ]
Bruce: What’s going on down there?
Damian: Hello, father.
Shayera: Precious, aren’t they?
Bruce: Kids? Eighteen of them. Alright. Do you want me to call Alfred?
Batkids: No!
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dawnthefox24 · 6 months ago
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*Sojiro is spending time with his sons a bit as rough housing as Toshiro watches but of course the rough housing seems to be getting a bit too fair* Sojiro:*feels his eye gets poked again by either Hanzo or Genji * OW! Again with the eye, okay! Want me to call your mother!? Young Hanzo & Genji:*bolts off running * NO!! Toshiro:*raised a brow* Why did you say that? Sojiro:*chuckles a bit* Trust me, it works every time their scared to death of her. Rumiko:*has her arms crossed* Call me for what? Sojiro:*jumps up a bit out of fear* AH! Rumiko my love you scared me. Rumiko:*raises a brow at him and rolled her eyes* Did something happend? Sojiro: Oh ah...Um nothing I handled the situation my love Rumiko:*walks off a bit*I see well then guess I'm not needed. Sojiro:*sighs a bit but smiles* Love her ~ Toshiro:*smiles a bit* Trust me Asa is like that too... Sojiro: We really love our wives huh? Toshiro:*nods*
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nerdasaurus1200 · 1 year ago
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Eugene: Just tell her, “You have beautiful eyes”.
Brock: Ooh good idea.
Brock: I have beautiful eyes. 😏
Eugene:
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spiltinksky · 1 year ago
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Jisoo: Just tell him, “You have beautiful eyes”.
Mingyu: Ooh good idea.
Jihoon, walking up: Hey, guys.
Mingyu: I have beautiful eyes.
Jihoon:
Jisoo:
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oceanview15 · 1 year ago
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Bruce: What should I say to her?
Alfred: You could tell her “You have beautiful eyes.”.
Later
Bruce: Selina…
Selina: Yeah?
Bruce: I have beautiful eyes.
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ayten-is-living · 2 years ago
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Info-Chan: Just tell him you have beautiful eyes.
Ayano: Great idea.
Taro, reading a book:
Ayano: *Awkwardly walks up to him* ...
Taro: ?
Ayano: I have beautiful eyes.
Info-Chan: ...*facepalms*
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