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HC: The Batfam’s secret identities keep nearly being exposed through dumb mistakes, and citizens all over Gotham are constantly signing NDAs printed on ridiculously formal Bat insignia letterhead.

Tim: Used his Coffee Club rewards card for a free espresso as Red Robin, forgetting it was linked to his civilian identity because it was 3am and he was running on 42 hours without sleep.

Steph: Used her personal phone to tap-and-pay at Batburger with Cass. Bruce got pissy but she’s like, “Who accepts cash in a post-pandemic world, Mr Out Of Touch?” Used the experience to bargain a work phone out of Bruce.

Dick: Poses the exact same way in selfies with fans as both Nightwing and Dick Grayson. “What? Is it a crime to know my angles? I’m not apologising for having a good side!”

Damian: Constantly threatening people in League dialect as Robin and at school. It’s like a super niche language. People notice.

Jason: Grabbed one of his Red Hood jackets because it was cold and accidentally pulled out two grenades and a gun when asked for ID at the bar.

Duke: Straight up used his Signal powers to find something at the back of his locker at school. Like just lit up the hallway. “I thought I was alone!”

Cass: Took out cash from the ATM as a civilian for Batburgers with Steph, and paid as Black Bat. Someone at the bank traced the serial number of the bill and ATM surveillance footage. Batman declared that this wasn’t Cass’s fault and gave her another $50.

Alfred: Outsourced some of the superhero suit laundering to a professional company because he’s ONLY ONE MAN for god’s sake, and sometimes he needs an afternoon off.

Bruce: Literally just keeps adopting kids who look exactly like all the new crimefighters who help Batman. Has a massive public profile and just. Keeps syncing up families with Batman? People are like uhhh is he expecting us not to notice, or?

And all of them have accidentally posted to the wrong social media account at some point.

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psych + tweets pt. 4 (part 3)

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Bruce Wayne: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

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Dick: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The rest of the Batkids: Awwww-

Dick: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Batkids: Oh.

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Bruce: Oh, they left the bowl out?

Bruce: It says, “Take two pieces of candy.”

Selina: Nobody around though…

*Selina grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*

Bruce: NO—

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Zuko: Katara’s mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Sokka: Okay, did you talk before she got upset?

Zuko: ...yes?

Sokka: That's probably it.

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🔥(ɔ˘ ³(ˆ‿ˆc)❤ -- It’s time for Cosplay Saturday!

Today's cosplay features: @eru_dreams_cosplay on Instagram with her husband as Zuko! (How AMAZING AWESOME is that!? 🥰🥰🥰🥰)

I just loved their cosplay so much that I decided to reach out and ask permission to share! To my delight she gave me the green light! 🥰 (Tysm!)

Their outfits are *on point!* and I just love all of the different images they were able to capture! 🔥

This definitely makes my Zutara heart happy! 💕💕💕💕 And I hope you all really enjoy it too! :)

Be sure to head on over to her page on insta to show some love and check out allllllllll of the other *Awesome* cosplays they have done! 😃

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🔥 For even MORE Zutara Goodness, give me a follow and check out my other posts!

📻 - All Zutara, all the time!

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#ZutaraForever! 🔥❤️💧

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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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Help my children please don't skip 🙏

Hello guys, I am Rana from Gaza, a university professor with a master's degree in statistics and a mother of 4 children. We lost our home due to the war, and my workplace, the Islamic University, was destroyed, as was my husband's workplace, and we became homeless and jobless. My husband and I are trying to provide a decent life for our children. Please help us. Any donation you make will help us rebuild our lives 😭🙏

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes #5

Jason: *Rolling down the car window* What seems to be the problem, Officer?

Dick: Get the fuck out of my car.

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Nightwing: Uncovered #1 (2024)

cover by Travis Moore & Tamra Bonvillain

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Boost

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Trying a new coloring style with Battinson

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Superman and Lois: 4.01 "The End & The Beginning" // 4x10 "It Went by So Fast"

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My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

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tiny Damian got chased by the palace peacocks ONCE and it was enough to traumatize him in to never messing with them again ( + a mini lecture from Grandpa)