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Bruce: Ready?

Dick, wearing the Discowing suit: Ready

Bruce:

Bruce: No

Dick: Why

Jason: Put your tits away

Dick: No

Jason: Put your tits away

Dick: No >:(

Bruce: Zip it up, Dick.

Dick: No

Bruce: I will not ask you again. Zip. It. Up.

Dick, crossing his arms like a child: No.

Bruce:

Bruce: You're staying here then, I will not take you out like this

Dick: COME ON

Bruce: No, you're staying here. No one will take you seriously like that

Jason: Aw c'mon, Bruce, it definitely strikes fear into people

Dick: Yeah!

Jason: Fear that they'll go blind

Dick: It's not my fault I can't grow chest hair, and you know that-

Bruce: *leaving without them*

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Tim: You know something you two have in common?

Jason: Spite for the ages?

Dick: Crackin’ tits and a fat ass?

Jason: No will to live and yet the inability to die?

Dick: Beauty and grace, like the queen of 50 states?

Tim:

Jason:

Dick:

Tim: I was going to say “an uncanny ability to annoy everyone in this house with ruthless efficiency,” but your answers were… passable.

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One of the best things about The Batman (2022) is you can see the exact moment that Bruce goes, "I must learn Spanish immediately and every other language that exists so this never happens to me ever again."

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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately. Dick, confused: Huh? Why? Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point? Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him... Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going? Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen? Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays. Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks. Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad! Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Koran

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What I imagine happens when a rouge chases one of the Bats all the way to Crime Alley:

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ft. my attempt at photo bashing

i haven't posted art in forever but i liked the prompt that someone posted a while ago.

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*Dick is pretending to get along with Talia for Damian’s sake and Talia hugs him*

*whispering*

Talia: This is nice.

Dick: I will throw you in jail for the rest of your life. And I can do that. So do not test me.

Talia: Okay. I still liked the hug even though you used it to threaten me.

Dick: Yeah, well, I kind of liked threatening you, so.

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Everyone theorizes that Ty Lee has air nomad ancestry because her eyes are grey, but why does no one speculate that Suki may have water tribe ancestry? She has blue eyes !!!!

And it makes a lot of sense when you take into account how close Kyoshi Island is to the Southern Water Tribe

We know nothing about Suki’s parents so I headcanon that her father was a SWT man who immigrated north to escape the genocide. Sokka was ecstatic when he found out 🫂

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The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"

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while there are a lot of close relationships within the batfam, one of my absolute favorites is Dick and Jason. I feel like they’re one of those duos that LOOK wildly incompatible but the moment push comes to shove, they’re actually super competent and work together in all the best ways

the best part of it is how they utilize that, though. I think one of their absolute favorite things to do is, because they were the “OG” batkids, talk about things that happened before anyone else was there. are these things real? Who knows.

Cass: *looks mournfully at the bandages covering her feet* I won’t be able to attend my ballet recital after the injuries I got from patrol Jason: *sipping coffee* never stopped Dickie. I think he showed up to a gymnastics meet in a neck brace, once. It took a good ten minutes of begging before they let him compete. Bruce still doesn’t know about that. Cass: can I— Jason: no.

Damian: have you ever fought with father, Grayson? Dick: *chokes on his cereal* wh—w— *pounds his own chest and coughs* yeah?? Of course?? *looks desperately to Jason for help, not wanting to explain to Damian that he and Bruce had spent more time yelling at each other than being nice in his teen years* Jason: *sagely* yeah, there was that time ya brought home a Dalmatian th’ size of a freakin’ truck. Where did ya get that again? Abandoned on a case? Owner killed? Something like that. We had t’ give him t’ the shelter. Damian: you had a DALMATION and NEGLECTED TO INFORM ME???? Dick: *glared at Jason*

there’s no holes in their stories, to the other kids. One says something, the other immediately corroborates it. There’s no hesitation, no sign either is lying. Even Tim can’t figure it out, because Bruce was shit at keeping logs of stuff in that period of time and Dick and Jason are just that good at lying??

or maybe they’re just telling the truth???

no one can tell

Tim: *examining a corner of the batcave* what is this??? Someone—hahaha someone etched their initials into the wall!! Jason: *without missing a beat* that was the joker . . . We caught him, didn’t have a proper cell at the time so he got out there . . . He spent the weekend starving while we ate cereal in front of him . . . Good times Tim: Tim: *looks to Dicks and finds him nodding* dick: that cereal was really good. Too bad Joker escaped, we were only allowed to get that really sugary brand because of the circumstances . . . Tim: what the fuck Tim: hey B, you do know that Selina is totally in love with you, right? Bruce: *keeping stoically silent* Dick: oh, he knows. And he’s in love with her right back Jason: *gaining a shit-eating grin* yeah, he once bought her a whole Batmobile and rebranded it to be a “Catmobile” but she laughed so hard at it that it’s been sitting in storage for years ever since Tim: Bruce: dick: *nodding* true story

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SZA as CATWOMAN for Batman vs. Bateman (State Farm® Commercial)

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Naturally Zuko has the prettiest smile on the planet - people who never smile always do - and the first time Katara sees it, it’s like a punch in the gut. She needs to see him smile again. No - more than that, she needs to be the reason he smiles again.

Somehow it ends up being a lot easier than she anticipates.

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So mad at how long this took

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Aang: Does it count if you’re the woman of my dreams?

A doodle in reference to this ask that @poweradequeen sent

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bruce wayne estimating how much a banana is

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gfm for the family of Emily Pike, a 14 year old girl from the San Carlos Apache tribe.

Emily Pike loved art, drawing and painting. Emily wanted to go to college for art. Emily was loved.

it took her case worker a week to report her as missing to her family, she was reported missing on jan 27th, her body was found dismembered in trash bags on the side of the road on february 14th.

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