#Source: Over the Garden Wall

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Hey, buried treasure!

Jon: Whoa, really? What’d you find?

Damian: A skeleton!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: Open the door!

Peter: It’s stuck. Well, guess we have to spend some quality time together!

Tony: HELP!!!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: You're scamming this guy?

Raph: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Leo: What?! No!

Raph: Why not? We already stole Casey!

Casey: Hey guys.

Leo: No, we didn't! Casey can think and talk for himself. He can do whatever he wants!

Casey: I wanna steal.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: You’re scamming everyone?

Lady Featherington: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from them.

[the-black-bulls]

Liebe: You find this place as creepy as I do, right?

Asta: So it's some kind of weird cult they wear costumes and dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.

Liebe: Okay, you're in denial. That's fine.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph, after summoning The Lords in Black: You find this as creepy as I do, right?

Grace: So it's some kind of weird cult they wear costumes and dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.

Pete: Okay, you're in denial. That's fine.

[natasharswifey]

Yelena: Open the door!

Alexei: It's stuck. Well, I guess we'll have to spend some quality time together!

Yelena: HELP!!!

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: Help me out of here, and I'll owe you a favor.  Stiles: Whoa! I get a wish?  Derek: No, no. no. Not a wish. I'm not magical. I'll just do you a good turn.  Stiles: Can you turn me into a tiger?  Derek: Um, no. I just said I'm not magical.  Stiles:  It doesn't have to be a magical tiger. 

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[incorrect-mass-effect-quotes]

Paragon Shepard: Um, Kasumi? Why did you tell Donovan Hock I'm invited to his house?

Kasumi: I need to get in his vault.

Shepard: You're scamming him?

Kasumi: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.

Shepard: What?? No way!

Kasumi: Why not? We already stole a geth.

Legion: Shepard-Commander.

Shepard: No, we didn't. Legion is a sentient being. They can do what they want.

Legion: This unit wants to steal.

Shepard: *gasp*

[spiltinksky]

Seungcheol: You're scamming him?

Jihoon: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.

Seungcheol: What? No way!

Jihoon: Why not? We already stole Soonyoung.

Seungcheol: No, we didn't. Soonyoung is a unit leader. He can do what he wants.

Soonyoung: I wanna steal.

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: You find this place as creepy as I do, right?

Tim: So it's some kind of weird cult they wear costumes and dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.

Duke: Okay, you're in denial. That's fine.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Open the door!

Kate: It’s stuck. Well, guess we have to spend some quality time together!

Clint: HELP!!!

[incorrectshantaequotes]

[Plink and Bolo are working together]

Plink: ...you find this as creepy as I do, right?

Bolo: So it's some kind of weird cult. They just wear costumes and dance around a big thing. They seem nice enough.

Plink: Okay, you're in denial. That's fine.

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Colress: Um, Grim? W-why are you pretending we're all chummy with Ghetsis?

Grimsley: We need money.

Colress: So you’re scamming him?

Grimsley: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Colress: *who is VERY aware of what the Shadow Triad and Ghetsis are capable of* What? No way.

Grimsley: Why not? We already stole his puppet king.

N: Hi, new uncles.

Colress: No, we didn't. N is a bright young man - he can do whatever he wants.

N: I wanna steal.

Colress: *mortified gasp*

Grimsley: *cackles*

[detroitbecomekarasbitch]

Markus: you're scamming this guy?

Kara: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Markus: what?! No!

Kara: why not? We already stole Connor!

Connor: hey guys.

Markus: no, we didn't. Connor can think and talk for himself. He can do whatever he wants!

Connor: I wanna steal.