#SIR WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR PLEASE
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imagine hearing the line “I have been, and always shall be yours” and thinking ‘yeah these dudes are friends’
#watching this scene on repeat forever#tattoo this scene on the insides of my eyelids#i dream about it#this and “please sir not in front of the klingons’#WHAT#please what do you mean by that i have to know#star trek#star trek tos#spirk#tos#leonard nimoy#star trek the wrath of khan#st tos#mr spock#spock#james t kirk#if someone said that to me i would simply pass away#kirk was swooning i know it#(i was too)
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Vincent Price and Peter Lorre
The Comedy of Terrors (1963) dir. Jacques Tourneur
#vincent price#peter lorre#the comedy of terrors#comedy of terrors#funny#comedy horror#horror comedy#this movie is so good#vinny and Peter are so wonderful together#always a good time to watch these guys#also vincent is sexy as fuck as a mean drunk abusive undertaker#unf#SIR!!#do with me what you will#please#bicon#bisexual icon#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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RE: "I know his tricks to get under your skin and he knows mine. I won't tell you about them though." (x)
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man who is always so secretive when it comes to the nuclear codes (maffhew) and will not elaborate about it at all but does greatly enjoy being personable with said nuclear codes
4 nations face off team sweden media availability | 2.11.25
#gustav forsling#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#4 nations face off#2425#the quote really was about maffhew...#“itll be hilarious :D” → “absolutely and he knows that :)” → “thats between him and me :))”#forsys gonna take the secrets to pissing maffhew off to the grave huh...#what do you mean you know how to irritate him... you know that he knows that you know...#and you refuse to tell that media by coyly saying its “between him and me”...#like oh shes a bit of minx aint she#coy deflection that satisfies the curiosity enough 10/10 execution#the head shake OH SHE IS TAKING THAT TRUSTED INFORMATION TO THE GRAVEEEEEE#you will not catch him slippin today no sir☝️#aorry do you know how insane it is the blossoming [waves to signal whatever is between maffhew and forsy] in 4nfo#i cannot fucking wait for USAvsSWE... please... i need to see forsy at work... how does one get under maffhews skin... what do you know...
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the state of some spencer reid fic
#who the fuck is that man#why is there a camera involved. what do you mean we're calling him sir. the spanking. what. what.#50 shades of did we watch the same fucking show#💬 yap#PLEASE DON'T LET THIS POST GET INTO THE SPENCERSPHERE I'M JUST COMPLAINING ON MY IRRELEVANT BLOG I'M SORRY
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Stede torturing Izzy & denying his orgasm until he calls him Stede, not Bonnet (or Sir)
#(the 'or sir' really trips Izzy up in the heat of it- Stede pushing & pushing him on calling him the correct name but hes so worked up that#all he can do for a minute is fall back on years of play & beg for his sir to please grant him release)#(its tempting; having Izzy finally treat him with a little respect- but its not what hes looking for; so on they go)#this could be really early in their relationship; when izzy categorically refuses to treat stede with any politeness#or much later on & its a fun game for them where saying stede is izzys way of signalling hes ready to be done with the scene#dealers choice!#assign is as much negotiation as makes you happy#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#stede bonnet#gentlehands#stizzy#nsft#man i feel Weird posting this. i know none of yall care but i guess i do still have some hang ups around talking about sex/kink things#when im not into it & never participate#anyway#stizzy edging so fun to me. they are so mean to each other <3
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Going back to this thing briefly
When adapting this chapter into an episode Toei did not explain nor demonstrate to us what the fuck that spike was (instead they gave us Sables #378545), so we're no closer to finding out what kinda new moves Crocodile might have up his sleeve, whether that really was a Haki-infused sand spike or what
But when I was checking the melting point of sand out of curiosity (to figure out if Crocodile has a fighting chance against Akainu, which in theory he does because Akainu isn't hot enough to melt sand (in theory)), I was reminded of the fact that sand is mostly made of silica
Or, in other words, quartz. Sand is, on average, made of crystal. Of course, sand is also made of other things and other minerals (not just quartz), but if we wanted to assume Croc's DF is made of one element and one element alone, then let's just assume it's 100% silica, right
And now I can't help but to wonder now though
Could Crocodile have learned a new technique where he somehow compresses and hardens his sand so much it can turn into large, solid crystals? Or more specifically, sharp pointy stabby weapons to murder people with? 'Cause. How fucking cool would that be
Also considdering how much Crocodile likes his bling, being able to form crystals to murder people with would arguably be on-brand for him
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Sir Crocodile#OP Spoilers#HashtagGiveCrocodileGaudyBlingAttacks2024#Don't get me wrong I do want him to have Haki too#I just. If he could infuse his elemental attacks with Haki that would be broken as fucking hell and too fucking OP let's be real#'Cause it would mean all the other Logia users should be able to do the same and that's. Oh man that would be broken as hell#But if Crocodile did just learn a new fancy trick that's unique to his Logia then that would be cool as hell and exclusively power HIM up#(Also it would be in-character since Crocodile's supposed to keep on improving his abilities and not stagnate etc etc)#Only counter argument is that if he was able to form crystals (or glass) by compressing his sand enough like. What would be the benefit#Because sure he'd be able to form solid objects that way but solid objects can be broken and shattered#Where as the sand is just. Sand.#Like if he attacked with a crystal blade you could stop the attack because it's a solid object and/or break the blade#But if it's sand then it's not a solid mass the same way. You can't stop it or break it the same way#Although crystals could be more reliable in a wet environment or like. If it was really windy???????? IDK#There's potential for something cool here that's for sure. Oda please I just want to see Crocodile murder some people!! Release the husband
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Your linked post says you’re new to hermitcraft? I’ve been watching Grian since before he joined in season 6, and have been a big fan of the server since then. What is it like coming into all this shenanigans in season 10? Do you watch any other hermitcrafters aside from Smallishbeans? Have you gone back and watched past seasons?
Sorry, I never find other hc fans but I’ve been watching it for the past 8yrs and I love talking about it.
Hiya! Please don’t apologize, I love talking about this kinda stuff with people, and that’s why I love tumblr, because no one I know in real life watches hermitcraft 😢 This is my only chance to talk about it/see what other people have to say about it.
Coming into hermitcraft in season ten has been a blast! I’m meeting so many amazing new people (both the content creators themselves and the people who watch them), and everyone is so nice and cool and talented. The interactions between the hermits are so fun, and I absolutely love seeing all the incredible fanart, fanfics, and general fandom rantings!
I’ve seen bits and pieces from past seasons, and I loved the empires crossover, so I think I watched a few extra povs for that, but this season is the first season that I actually have been watching and caring about. I have mostly stuck to Joel because he’s what I’m used to and comfortable with (plus I just really love his content, and have you seen his builds? my god he’s so talented), I’ve seen an episode or two of Skizz, a few of Grian, some of Gem, and a couple of Mumbo. I keep meaning to go back and watch some of the other seasons, but now that school has started I’m so swamped with homework that I don’t have the time 😭
#thank you so much for the ask!#i love interacting with my moots#and asks are a fantastic way to do that!#please give me more excuses to talk about this man#(joel)#he’s so talented#i cant#what do you mean he just casually builds skyscrapers?#sir?#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft s10#hermitcraft smp#hermitcraft season ten#hermitcraft smallishbeans#hermitcraft joel#joel smallishbeans#i love joel#smallishbeans#mutual#mutual asks#mutuals#moot#moots#i love my moots#lovely moots 💕#moots <3#tumblr moots
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YOU COME INTO OUR HOUSE-
#cant believe they just took some tumblr posts#what do you mean youre just raw dogging the yaoi site sir#please dont perceive us!!#dnp#phil lester#dan howell#dan and phil#phan#dnpgames#snail speaks
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luke and sylus aren’t even trying to hide their sus behaviour ……. 🧍🏻♀️
#yue yaps#yue plays l&ds#WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘discuss in detail’ 🧐🧐 ‼️‼️‼️#please elaborate on that sir#also here comes one of the biggest yulus shipper 🧍🏻♀️#i swear luke is almos ALWAYS under sylus’s posts if it mentions either me or sus things 😭#eye see you luke 👁️#sylus#love and deepspace#love & deepspace
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I'M SO BAD AT PHONE CALLS TO THE CAR PLACE HELP
#nobody laugh at me but I just accidentally scheduled an oil change#I dont need an oil change.........#I just did one two months ago and I haven't driven my own car since then!! I need a BRAKE SYSTEM EVALUATION#I do NOT actually need the oil change.. plezs.... sir i just want you to tell me what you need to do to fix my car#HELP. AUGH. AUGH#PLEASE I DON'T UNDERSTAND CARS#and the guys at this car place are so busy it makes me panic and say yes to things I don't mean to augh augh augh#Robin having stupid problems over here#ok im gonna call them back#OKAY EDIT. I DID IT. I CALLED THEM AND HAD THEM CHANGE THE APPOINTMENT#WHOOOOO#I've been procrastinating on this for three weeks y'all it's been BAD#I think I deserve a huge treat for doing this. I should uhhhh I should go outside and listen to birds for ten minutes
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I'm in a special circle of hell, and that circle is an hour early for my grocery pickup in weather so frigid the car heater doesn't quite take the edge off anymore.
#spazzcat barks#delete later#please sir... let me pick up my groceries early....#what do you mean i can only check in for a time 40 minutes from now.......#please..... i am but a single frigid little guy......
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Look after them. Dad won't understand.
#itv endeavour#originals#gifs#not me giffing this scene for the sake of miserable disheveled thursday no sir your honor sir#but can somebody PLEASE tell me what it means that morse follows him inside. like what does that conversation look like.#'yeah she's gone. no she didn't say. why was I parked outside your house at dawn in the first place? well you see--'#[but in seriousness what does it mean?? does thursday intend for him to follow? is it a silent invitation?#do they all just have the world's most morose breakfast together? okay I'm back to being flippant again it seems]
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They believe you’re the Herald because they need to. Without that hope, all that’s left is despair. We’re both bound by duty. Our lives aren’t ours to live. Don’t make this harder than it has to be.
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: Inquisition#DAI#Blackwall#Thom Rainier#DA gifs#DAI gifs#gif#I somehow went from 'he really made it personal' and 'my lady don't' to giffing almost the entire thing#sir please chill#you guys haven't even held hands yet#one step at a time#don't make me chase you#I mean of course I know what his problem is - his baggage doesn't help in the light of the current events huh? HUH?#do you ever think about Blackwall - especially after catching feelings#standing there somewhere in the background as people sing to the Inquisitor during that horrible night?#or when the title of the Inquisitor was bestowed upon them as the whole courtyard cheered?#how would that feel in his case?#a weird mix of pride and inadequacy and sadness? something precious slipping through your fingers? ouch#this whole thing is actually kind of funny for my character - the way I headcanon her#she was just out to have some fun#get somebody to warm her bed#she's a qunari ex-merc living in a predominantly human environment and honestly not that much of a romantic#she finds life's simple pleasures when she can and#she's used to being told no#BUT NOT LIKE THIS#wtf? what's up with that?#gotta poke whatever this is some more#what could go wrong?
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Aww the side story of the barbie (not date) but from Shouta’s POV, this is the cutest by @cyanoscarlet
Alliance in Pink - Side Stories, First art
#They are cute your honor#I might make some sketches for clive and dion and terrace but that will have to wait a little#Dani punched me in the guts my hands are shaky (in a good way) 😭#Clive seeing them holding hands: HE IS HOLDING HAND WITH A GIRL!! He didn’t tell me he is on holding hands terms??#Dion: calm down ifrit im sure he knows what he is doing#Clive head in hands and devastated : you don’t understand *cry*#Jill will call the next day and ask Joshua to please talk to clive because he have been laying on the kitchen floor since he got back#Clive with the horrific mortified ordeal of kids growing up#If he hold hands now what next??? Kiss on the head?? Sharing a seat?? *gasp* does he know what that means??#[clive sees Jote kiss at the bus station]#*clive pass out*#This fic is about dion getting first seat at clive’s crisis of grasping the reality his little brother is older than 10#It doesn’t help both have the brain of a nugget#Terrance really saw clive and thought ‘he should be my husband’s friend’#joshua rosfield#dion lesage#sir terence#clive rosfield#jote#ffxvi#final fantasy xvi
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every day that goes by i relate more and more to that post that's like "is the video essay analysis or is it summary → it's a good essay sir → open the video → it's summary"
#(face in hands) i got really excited thinking someone had actually made a video essay about one of my favorite art games#and it was quite literally just 30 minutes of play-by-play summary#punctuated by periodic question positing that did nothing to introduce new ideas or build on existing ones#like questions on the level of 'who is this? what does it mean?'#like my good sir you tell me. make an argument. please.#same for the video essays i tried to watch last week on one of my favorite horror films and one on the world building in dungeon meshi#both were just. summary.#i wouldn't even be mad if they just. clearly advertised themselves as summary videos (or documentaries in the case of summing up irl events#but they come off as indistinguishable from real video essays until you get like.#five to ten minutes in and go 'hey this is a LOT of introduction and summary are you going to introduce your thesis at some point'#like pleas.e please what part of essay do you. not understand. i am on my hands and knees begging and pleading
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