#I dont need an oil change.........

[brown-little-robin]

I'M SO BAD AT PHONE CALLS TO THE CAR PLACE HELP

[bunnieswithknives]

how do you think Fiyero’s scarecrow-ification went? Like on his POV of things

It was like being set on fire from the inside out. ♥

He wasn't particularly conscious, he'd lost a lot of blood beforehand, even outside of the amnesia au I doubt he'd really remember it. maybe just the impressions of green and burning. He was already in so much pain that at first he didn't even recognize what was happening, his broken ribs and bleeding guts indistinguishable from the sparks spreading somewhere deep inside him, his barely conscious brain only fixated on the single thought that he was going to die soon, and it would be alone.

It wasn't until the spell ate his lungs into straw that he started to thrash, a weak and exhausted visceral reaction as his throat spasmed for air, only to find more straw in his mouth instead. Straw sprouted out through the gashes in his skin and where broken bone met air as the fire began to creep outward, eating away at skin and leaving something unfamiliar in its wake, burning away everything else. Inescapable fire was eating him alive and spitting out a mockery of his body until finally, whatever part that tells him he needs to breath is eaten too, and the relief is so absolute that he passes out.

+ bonus version without the fire so you can actually see him

[michameinmicha]

Im very into lavender these days but not in the woo woo 'this will fix my sleep problems and all other issues' pseudoscience way, it's just that i really love the smell and it's very comforting to me, which i can use a lot of right now so i try to surround myself with it as much as possible 💜

[amygdalae]

what if i skipped my zoom class today.

[queeriboh]

hey if you can wear kids sizes and need shoes I am not kidding go to Target. they're on clearance right now and I got running shoes AND sneakers for $15 total

[pastellmochi]

non paralive moots im begging yuo listen to my wife singing

[maxellminidisc]

Every time someone makes a post about excessive beauty standards or like capitalism making people buy more beauty products using the fear of aging or the social power of being beautiful, it's insane that there will inevitably be 1 of 2 weirdos in the notes: 1) The "If you're happy being UGLY, I feel sorry for you" type and 2) The "Actually, I think NO hygiene is the way to go, soap is the devil actually" type and it's absolutely no surprise or coincidence that both of these types of people are almost always white...

[akascow]

good morning texts from bae

[cappurrccino]

you see, my mistake was thinking "aw man, I'd really like to get my hair colored like D'arcy's, with the balayage and the blue/teal ends" bc now I want to go get that done immediately, when I know have several other more responsible things I need to get done and pay for first 😔

[rainingincale]

People will cry and moan about not using plastic water bottles or eating certain food because of 'the microplastics!' and 'genetically modified foods!' but then not give a single fuck about being sustainable or the climate At All. 😐

[kingtankgirl]

its like everyday i relearn that autism messes with your emotional regulation

[yuukimiyas]

g’mornie & happy friyay!! ☆૮꒰ˊᗜˋ* ꒱ა i hope the universe woke you up so gently w just the right amount of sun peekin through your blinds & the freshest cup of coffee/tea ପ૮๑ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ๑ აଓ here i come to kiss your cheeks 100 times!! mwah mwah mwah!!

[hugevampiretits]

i desperately want to believe in a better future but it all just looks so bleak

[aahsokaatano]

why is the Nissan dealership & service center playing christian rock

[arolesbianism]

I am fighting for my life with assetstudio rn bestie please just let me look at the new dupe icons I can't keep doing this

[hyrulesfav]

something about being a twin but looking possibly mentally disturbed and it being attractive somehow