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Do you think it’s considered cheating if they dated others before you?

Like as in past relationships? Yeah kinda, they should’ve waited their entire life for you

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Everyone go to @rpftourney and vote for phan.. it’s your civic duty..🩷

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so who’s ready for phan vs. jedus

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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guys the fact that they fucking framed their final fantasy catboy characters standing back to back…. just…. the absolute head over heels gay ass nerd fuckery happening in that house is so obscene

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deserved

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You know what if I was Dan and/or Phil, I wouldn't necessarily care about my fans putting their romanticised idea of my relationship in competition with some actor or musician or whatever celebrity has tumblr fans. But if I was up against JESUS AND JUDAS FROM THE BIBLE? I would find that so funny and I think I would like to see that poll. Idk what do you all think

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“would you rather fight 1 giant @danielhowell or 100 tiny @amazingphil s?”

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"cheers dear", "it's okay honey", "it doesn't matter babe" they hit the fucking pentagon

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bark bark, woof woof

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what if they're scripting in mistakes to drip feed us pet names in preparation for dan and phil 2.0

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Why does he do it so weird

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lmao dans youtube stats are 69, thats the true reason why hes not posting anymore

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im glad we never got any context to the other phil that phil tweeted about like no reveal that it was a set-up for a video or a pre-show question or new anecdote of theirs my guy was actually just possessed enough for a moment to air out his man to his audience of 7 million people

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MOLI MENTIONNED????? I'M MEMORABLE???? I'M A TOUR ANECDOTE?????

Unless other pregnant phannies also had this conversation with them???

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Sorry just. This like ONE frame- right after Dan realizes Phil is there filming him take a photo- and there’s the recognition, the softening of the features, just UGH that split second of “oh! my person!”

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like. let's circle back did they really just buy and wear the precious baby angel shirts for fun. they have to be photocard/outfit video/m&g look rejects... right? the alternative is so unbelievably sinister