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computer ENHANCE…i see minecraft pyjamas

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goddd like how do you explain dan and phil to people. it would be easier if it was like "oh they were both early emo nerdy british youtubers who started off collabing and hanging out and then they got together just not super publicly" BUT NO. dan howell was an 18 year-old who was so obsessed with amazingphil that he incessantly commented on his social media, started talking to him under the guise of wanting to learn how to make videos, traveled by train to stay at his house, and had phil acting like they were star crossed lovers by the time he went home. nothing about them is normal.

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tumblr phandom shoutout from phil on the podcast <333

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phil in his 'I <3 my wife' hat staring at his wife while he makes a speech about tiktok

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phil says he still really likes tumblr he is absolutely on here lurking

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would u still love me if i was a worm :3

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every time dan or phil says “that’s so you” when reacting to a husband tiktok i feel my white blood cell count drop

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Not to demon on main at my big age but Phil saying his nickname as a child was Dips? DIPS?? Dan's favourite fucking thing that he literally went on a rant about like 5 mins before Phil revealed this information why are more people not screaming about this

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girl unpoint

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not phil simultaneously zoning out and clearly still being like “wow my wife is so smart and opininated” what are we doing here lads

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He’s going in my pocket

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"what are your fans called?"

"phannies"

"he's a ph- 😕"

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squish

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same, Phil

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SOCIALIST PHIL RISE UP COMRADE

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands