#SHUT UP CARTER

[blvckleg]

chat i am having a bona fide faggot crisis

[kaizsche]

"tyler, how'd you come to do this work?" / "well, when you love something, you'll spend your whole life trying to understand it." TWISTERS (2024)

[casuallycryingoverbooks]

Thank you for the characters Chris Carter but we’ll take it from here.

[justaz]

percabeth hang with the kanes rather frequently and can’t help but fall into the parental role toward them. percy already had the idea of his and annabeth’s kids looking and acting like the kane siblings but when he sees annabeth admonishing them for doing something stupid and them going “yes mom” all sarcastically, it really drives the point home.

[shoepolishpolice]

THIS LOOK ALONE DESERVES EVRY FUCKING AWARD AVAILABLE FREDDY CARTER IS AN IMPECCABLE ACTOR

[celticcatgirl2]

No Freaking way….

[thebestbatz]

Starvetober day 28: mask I like putting maxwell in pain

[danyllura]

Beyoncé getting WILLIE NELSON on the album with not a single song but just getting him to do radio ad interludes telling people they often don’t like stuff for the sake of not liking stuff and thus since he thinks Beyoncé has some good shit, so should you!

[dianedantedominic]

"Women are very pretty."

[silly open starter]

"Hey!" Some random dude walked up to Diane. "Will ya date me? Breathe if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no"!

"初めに神は天と地を創造されました。"

"What the-"

"そして地球には形がなく、空虚でした。そして暗闇が深淵の面を覆った。"

"Is that actually the bible-"

"そして神の霊が水面に動いた。"

"And you stopped breathing too?.."

"そして神は、「光あれ」と言われました。すると、光がありました。"

"I would've preferred if you just beat me up or rejected me..."

[translation; In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form and void; and darkness covered the face of the abyss. And the Spirit of God moved upon the surface of the waters. And God said, 'Let there be light.' Then there was a light.]

[i am not christian, i just like the idea that diane knows this by heart.]

[blvckleg]

i need to learn how to stop overexplaining myself when i get nervous, its literally my most annoying trait and i end up doing it all the time without realizing and im getting so frustrated with MYSELF for making other people so frustrated at me. like i just want to be understood, the silence is deafening, pls just say if you understand me or i will keep going until im SURE you do ugh ugh ugh i need to learn when to SHUT UP

[hedghost]

and if i say she’s a better option than lotte to start for england what then

[beardedmrbean]

[yourfavoritespookly]

Introducing: Carter and The Survivors!

[cer-rata]

At the Watchtower...

Diana: No no, your fic was well written. It's just...in my opinion, Bucky and Steve clearly belong together. Kyle: I've been getting that a lot, yeah. But Peggy! Sometimes people ignore the solid straight ship for any two random-- Diana: Peggy is wonderful, In many ways I am Peggy Carter. Hades, I'm even involved with a suspiciously similar Steve. Shayera: Oh, yikes. You know, now that you mention it-- Diana: My point is that I know a stronger love connection when I see it. I think Peggy should somehow get to end up with Natasha, honestly. Their chemistry in the "What-If" episode was wonderful. Booster: I think that'd be cute, yeah! Diana: See? A man of taste! Ted: I dunno if I'd call Booster a man of taste. Diana: ...Perhaps not. Booster: O-oh yeah? Okay well, Ted, you...you... Booster: Booster: If we're going to talk about tasting things-- Bruce, rushing to intercept: You know they're real, right? Diana: ...I'm sorry? Bruce: They're...They live in a different narrative reality. Mr. Terrific and this guy Reed Richards send trans-multiversal postcards sometimes. Place is a mess. Diana: ...No. No that can't-- Bruce: So this is technically real-person-fiction you're arguing about. Diana: Bruce: I just thought you should know. Bruce: Can we get back to talking about Corto Maltese now?

[celticcatgirl2]

“…you’re like…my other gay stepdad…but like…the cool one…”

“Aww thanks for saying that…”

“Well…it’s not exactly a high bar…”

“I love Ted but…yeah…it really isn’t is it?”

[beebeesiims]

if the look on his face is any indication, she kept her promise.