#Raw quote

[sporesucker]

"They will have nightmares With you as the star"

fucks extremely so its no surprise its from a tf2 ad showcasing the update that allows you to throw jars of piss at other players.

[harmofud]

"Elon Musk falls into the trap that a lot of rich people do: he mistakes money for success. He was born with money. That doesn't make you successful, that just makes you lucky, and we all know about luck. It's fickle."

- My dad, making me some eggs and coffee before I drive for 12 hours straight.

[undeadentropy]

"Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret."

–Sten

[ruler-of-fandoms69]

“You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.”

Robert Alton Harris-

[captura-salvaje]

[aishespoeticmuse]

the love i had for you was achingly raw. you couldn't have chewed on it with your deciduous teeth.

[ms-wwe]

Can we all just agree on one thing here...

Rhea and Damian should be the birth of mixed tag team titles. There, I said it.

[strongtowerluxuryapartments]

figueroth and sandra lynn faeth; daughter and mother // dimension 20: fantasy high

fantasy high: junior year - a very merry moonar yulenear // lady bird, 2017 // ijeoma umebinyuo - questions for ada // alexuma // wych elm - susan smith // joan tierney - the elektra complex // fantasy high: sophomore year - hellbound // imma_slytherin - fig the unfaithable and the summer sads // nora kasten // honeytuesday // fantasy high: junior year - untapped rage // ethel cain - family tree (intro) // lynn emanuel - single girl. one room flat.

[shop5]

I love Star Wars because you’ll see people posting quotes for May 4th and one will be like  “There’s always a bigger fish” and another will be like "Tyranny requires constant effort. Authority is brittle. It breaks, it leaks. Oppression is the mask of fear."

[batbrainrot]

Jason, walking into the kitchen:

Jason: Tim what the fuck are you doing

Tim, confused: ...c-cooking?

Jason: what are you doing to that chicken?????

Tim, holding one fork in each hand: ...seasoning ...it?

Jason, offended: no, the fuck, you're not! why are you using forks to do it instead of grabbing it with your hands like a normal fucking human being?

Tim, feeling personally victimized by raw meat: I'M NOT FUCKING TOUCHING THAT! IT'S A SENSORY NIGHTMARE!

Jason, pointing a gun at him: OUT. NOW.

[sysig]

How far did you get? (Patreon)

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

[fic-dumpster]

imagine getting kidnapped by bonten and the first thing she does is complain about the smell of cigarette (as a cigarette hater myself)

Anonie, you and me both hate them 🤝🏻😂!

Y/N: can u at least open a window? It stinks in here 🤢🤢

*Everyone starts smelling themselve*

Sanzu: it’s Takeomi *throws away his metal case*

Everyone: yeah! Yeah… *frantically hide their rollies and blanks*

Takeomi:

Kakucho: here, this helps me. *passes you a small ziplock bag with coffee grounds*

Y/N: thank you, but… *shows him your tied hands*

Koko: this is not what we planned…

Mikey: I think it’s going great. She’s bonding with kakucho already.

[asoftepiloguemylove]

in the crooks of your body, i find my religion

Charles Bukowski Raw With Love / unknown / @ruhlare / unknown / Anaïs Mitchell from Hadestown; Doubt Comes In / @violentfemmme / Florence + the Machine I'm Not Calling You a Liar

[batb1mb0]

Dinner time in the ghoul den

Phantom: I hope you like tonight’s dinner!*serves under cooked pasta*

Dew: uhh…it looks lovely

Mountain: you’re not gonna tell him?

Dew: I don’t—

Swiss: *loudly crunches the raw pasta*

Dew: —have the heart to tell him…