#NO SIGNAL FOUND

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

P A I N T E D N A I L S

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: Would you slap your favorite brother for a million dollars?

Damian: Yes.

Tim: Yeah. Sorry, Dick.

Jason: I would slap Dick for free.

[copperpipes]

A wild signal appears

A wild bot appears

"You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!" *drags away giggling*

[erineas]

OH my god I gotta continue Tilikum!!

[wuntrum]

it's true! you can't make this stuff up! officially made my deposit, and its happening on the funny tv day for real. i've already made some progress toward the total doll hair amount i'll need (thank you endlessly), but if you want to help me not stress as much about not being able to work for six weeks, you can

get one of my comics (specifically oh huh, which is about gender stuff, but they're all free/PWYW)

pre-order one of the items from my top surgery collection (physical comic, stickers, that sort of thing)

buy me a coffee (or the pypl equivalent)

or if you can't do any of that, just sharing around my art helps as well :) thank you thank you thank you

[leafyeyes417]

Added to the chat

So I’ve seen this done in BNHA fandom quite often but never for DPxDC so lets do it

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Danny and Tucker were tinkering with their gear, trying to make things easier for themselves. Currently they were making their phones run on ecto so they would both be untraceable and never run out of energy.

Danny, his tongue sticking out, said “I think… I’m finished.” There was a beep and he closed up the back and started making sure it all worked. “Alright Tuck, time for your stuff while I do your phone.” Swapping phones Tuck began adding in all the info from their old phones and added a ghost firewall. Wouldn’t hold Technus if he was determined but made it so he couldn’t just possess the tech immediately.

Later, Danny is lying in his bed when he notices a new chat on his phone. It confused him because he already had his friend chat, who else would he have a chat with?

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The Batfam were in their family chat just speaking about their day when there was an alert.

New member added: Phantom

Coffee-not-sleep: Uh? Did we get a new family member?

UnDead: Seriously?! Again?!

Bendy_Pretzel: No? B said nothing about any adoptions when I saw him today.

SilentShadow: New sibling!

I-See-All: Not sure how but they were not added to the chat the normal way.

BloodSon: Tt. So they are an intruder then? Can you not remove them?

PurpleGlitter: I mean, could be fun? Just need to make a new chat for the private things!

Daylight: Maybe they are a meta? Could be nice to not be the only one.

I-See-All: Unable to remove them. Not sure how but the code is almost alive and I would probably pass out before I could get through it.

Phantom: Uh? How did I get added to some chat? I mean I was fixing my phone today but it shouldn’t have added me anywhere?

BloodSon: Speak Intruder. Who are you and what do you want? *sword drawn*

Bendy_Pretzel: Dami that isn’t going to make them want to talk to us.

Phantom: Nah it’s fine. Name’s Danny. I do gotta ask though, you want me to leave? I can probably delete my chat or get my hacker friend to do it if you want.

PurpleGlitter: No way! This will be fun! Need to get an outside perspective. Gotham is weird so we need someone normal!

UnDead: As long as we don’t tell B I’m game.

SilentShadow: ❤️❤️❤️

Coffee-not-sleep: Stay. I will figure out this living firewall. How the hell do you even do this?

Phantom: yeah first of all if you wanted a normal outside perspective that is not me. Second, the firewall isn’t living. But I’m not saying any more than that.

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres • analog horror

analog horror is commonly characterized by low-fidelity graphics, cryptic messages, and visual styles reminiscent of late 20th-century television and analog recordings. it is named "analog horror" because of its aesthetic incorporation of elements related to analog electronics, such as analog television and VHS, the latter being an analog method of recording video. analog horror could be regarded as a type of creepypasta.

[starryaugust]

Batfam jobs in no cape au but it's super basic

Dick- gymnastics instructor

Babs- tech support for some big company idk

Jason- literature/history teacher or librarian

Cass- professional ballet dancer who also teaches self defense

Tim- rich kid who doesn't have to work a day of his life but still works the oddest jobs. And every time someone asks him what his work is his answer will change.

Stephanie- nurse

Duke- I'm not sure

Damian- I literally cannot see him older than 12

[pomgore]

is anyone still a fan of the dark crystal. can anyone hear me. please become my dark crystal mutual i want to talk about imperialist space lizards

[enthusiastic-nim]

Cowabunga, Dudes!

[parker-artio]

I have a head cold rn so here’s how I think the Batfamily is when they’re sick

Bruce: He acts like he’s okay. If no one clicked the fact he’s sick he will continue patrolling, he will keep moving and patrolling until he can’t move, and even then he still moves because he can’t let anyone be right.

Dick: he’s just like Bruce. But as soon as someone calls him out for being sick he crumbles and finally decides to try and get better. He will still patrol but he’ll carry like a full liter of liquid of like NyQuil of a massive bottle of ibuprofen. (He will swallow five pills dry and laugh in the face of a thug two minutes later.)

Cass: Once again, she’s like Bruce, but not as bad. She will admit she’s sick, and take medication the right way. She’ll drink water and get enough sleep, but the second someone needs even a slightest bit of help on patrol she’s out there.

Jason: He’s a bit like Dick, but better, he’ll get the sleep and medicine he needs (and stick to a strict schedule of when he takes what medication and when) but he won’t try to find out the exacts. If he finds out he’s sick he’ll just start pounding down on the vitamin C. If you open the fridge in any of his safe houses when he’s sick you just see cartons of orange juice, dozens of lemon’s, and like three heads of broccoli. He’ll miss patrol but only when Bruce asks him to patrol.

Tim: He doesn’t have a choice. He’s locked in his room with the windows locked. He’s not allowed any of his energy drinks or anything with too much sugar. He isn’t allowed to go out without taking medication either. He’s forced to wear a medical mask around his family anytime they’re sick and when he’s sick. He won’t go on patrol but he will work on cases until the medication kicks in and he falls asleep

Duke: He’s reasonable enough when he’s sick, kinda like Jason he stays on top of his vitamins but instead of eating food with it he just carries around a bottle of vitamin C. He will not miss patrol since he’s the only person on day time patrol. He sleeps at night unlike everyone else. He drinks so much water and takes a nap after patrol. (Honestly with him being a meta he might not get sick that easy- or even at all, but I can’t remember too much about metas rn.)

Damian: He’s terrible. He’s a second Dick in the making. But hes got a bit more rational so he takes medicine in a more structured way than Dick just taking it whenever. He won’t skip patrol until someone benches him. It’s always Alfred, Dick, or Bruce- in that order.

Steph: She’s happy to skip patrol when she’s sick. School on the other hand she doesn’t. This girl is a college student (depending on what timeline you’re looking at) if she misses one class she’s behind for the next month. She takes her medication and naps frequently.

Barbara: If she’s sick no one knows. She’ll just put a voice changer over the comms if her voice is hoarse enough to get noticed. She definitely doesn’t get the sleep she should, but she takes her medicine and eats and drinks enough. Which she thinks is enough (at least until she can’t look at her screens without a migraine coming full force every two minutes)

Alfred: He never gets sick. Never.

[puppetmaster13u]

So Anyway I Started Another Cryptid Batfam Au

Yeaah, they were human, and might've been the first vigilantes before the JL formed. Might've gotten caught by some mad scientist cultists. Might've gotten gene spliced a bit, but shhh. Don't worry about it :) They're fine. Absolutely Fine. This is Fine.

But anyway, they have wings now. And talons. And a lot of other things they have to adjust to and might straight up not have a civilian identity for a while- becomes more than a bit of social recluses while they figure this shit out.

So anyway, I haven't finished drawing or designing them, if I ever will, so have what each is based off of. There's a lot of robins. :) Also have how old everyone is at the start of the story. (Timelines are a fake thing that never make sense)

Bruce- Black Drongo (31 years old)

Kate- Scarlet Robin (31 years old)

Barbara- Red Backed Scrub Robin (16 years old)

Dick- Blue Fronted Robin (15 year old)

Cass- Hooded Robin (12 years old)

Jason- Red Capped Robin (12 years old)

Steph- Pink Robin (10 years old)

Tim- Collared Bush Robin (10 years old)

Duke- White Starred Robin (10 years old)

Damian- Olive Backed Forest Robin (8 years old)

Jarro- Rose Robin (4 year old equivalent)

Terry- Black Robin (4 years old)

Helena- Bagobo Robin (1 year old)

Matt- Norfolk Robin (1 year old)

[shyjusticewarrior]

Steph: The sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection.

Duke: I'm so sick of this shit.

Duke: Two gas stations can't even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can't find a single fic for Denny's/Applebee's with Denny's bottoming.

Tim: You're literally out of your mind if you think Denny's isn't a top.

Jason: I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened.

[sukibon]

pov: you witness how the drh do som stupid illegal shit and now theyre hiding from sheriff

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Fellas, is it gay to keep your homoerotic reading material right next to the things that remind you of another man?

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[heilos]

I literally have no one else to scream at about anything Batman related at the moment while I start my Batman Animated Series re-watch from my childhood. So I hope no one minds me gushing about something I just got in the mail that might end up being the best thing i'll ever own ever. I love this design of the Batmobile soooooo much, it's so cool.