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heilos · 7 months ago
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I literally have no one else to scream at about anything Batman related at the moment while I start my Batman Animated Series re-watch from my childhood. So I hope no one minds me gushing about something I just got in the mail that might end up being the best thing i'll ever own ever. I love this design of the Batmobile soooooo much, it's so cool.
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on-the-clear-blue · 3 months ago
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Dead Man's Diner pt 2
Danny had to admit, Lunch Lady was an excellent teacher.
Sure they were blitzing though a cook book thst was more tape and hope the paper, but Danny was for once actually understanding and enjoying being taught.
Cracking an egg into a bowl, Danny held it close while whisking quickly, not fully incorporating the flour in his pancake batter before dumping a good sized dollop on the flat top, smiling from the brief sizzle that he heard.
There was a sudden cacophony sounds from the front of house (which was the dining area? He never knew that before) putting the flat top on low, Danny looked over to where Lunch Lady was floating only to find nothing.
Blinking a bit, Danny wiped his hands off OK his apron as he poked his head out, frowning at the diner car, "What was that..." his words were cut off by one of the blinds slats bending as if pried open, and as he squinted, Danny saw two figures watching from a distance ontop another rail car.
Vigilantes
Danny felt his heart flutter with excitement, while not as cool as maybe Martian Manhunter or StarFire (since y'know...fucking aliens, Space) the Gotham caped community were interesting, if only since Batman and his Flock were Sam's low key obsession, she had even gone out as Robin for multiple Halloweens, and don't even get him started on the fan theories about them all.
Smirking he tapped the bar, allowing thr blinds to snap closed, "Sam is so going to flip that I saw the Birds before her." Letting out a little giggled, Danny quickly swore as he smelt a bit of burning and rushed to flip his pancakes.
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Tim was, in Dicks opinion, the most concerning member of the family, sure most days he gives of "miserable wet cat" energy but even then Dick had seen his little brother easily take down guys that even Bruce had trouble with.
That wasnt even touching on his um...mental quirks
The less he speaks of the time period between Bruce's and Kons deaths till their eventual return, the better.
Putting down the binoculars, Dick stole a glance over at Red Robin, who was frowning deeply at his wrist computer, scooting a little closer Dick leaned over to see what was happening, "Whatcha do~oing?"
So entranced by what he was reading Tim jumped a little, an elbow flying out to where Dicks face had been a second ago as he turned and glared.
"Don't...! Do that Wing! Ugh..." shaking his head as he let out a huff Tim took his eyes off the small monitor and looked up at the diner car, pointing at it as he spoke scornfuly.
"That place does not exist."
"Like, legally? I am sure Batburger doesn't either-"
"No." Tim said, cutting the older vigilante off, "It doesn't exist physically."
"Timmy..." Dick said as he ran through the protocols for when RedRobin got a little too many insane things in his head.
"Get that look off your face Wing, it really doesn't exist, like..." letting out a sigh, the teen tried to put his words right "Don't look straight at it but a bit to the side so it's to the side of your eye." Pointing to a middle distance a bit away from the diner cart, Dick sent a small frown at his brother but did as he was asked.
"Holy leaping lizards..." Tim, somehow, was right, since when Dick just looked about a few feet away from the diner, it started to waver turning...transparent? And a little blue? But when he looked at it closer it was just a normal, abet run down looking diner.
"Exactly, no need to bench me till Agent A stuffs me full of anti-psychotics!"
"That was one time Tim, and you were having a mental break down."
"I am not lying when I say we killed Santa Claus Dick!"
"Sure Tim...sure"
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Danny drummed his fingers on the breakfast bar, nursing a cup of coffee as he waited for something to happen.
He knew thst he was being watched, he had a vague idea who was doing the watching, but was starting to get a bit bored waiting for them to get closer.
Pausing mid sip, a grin spread across Danny's lips, "Hey cart? Can you do something that might draw those guys over here? Let's get some customers!"
Some how, Danny's grin only grew at the rumble of the cart, and he xould hav sworn he heard a sound that was a mix between a train horn and a chuckle.
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Tim shot his brother a stinging glare, swatting at his arm as he blushed, he did every much indeed accidentally killed Santa Claus and took an impromptu trip to Apokolips to give DarkSeid coal.
His next rebuttal to Nightwing was cut off as the diner cart shuddered as if it was in an earthquake before it stilled, and the banner that was across it suddenly gained a new line.
[JUST NOW! VIGILANTES AND HEROS GET ONE FREE SIDE OF FRIES! COME ON IN BEFORE THE OFFER ENDS!]
Tim was silent for a moment, watching the cart to see if there was any more changes before turning to Dick, who had lost the joyful energy that he always seemed to have.
"RR, plans changed, we are going to investigate inside."
Tim gave a sharp nod, his bo staff elongating as he grappled down to the train tracks below, his boots crunching gravel underfoot as he slipped from shadow to shadow, getting closer to Big C's diner.
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Danny was in the back, flipping through his cook book as he heard a bell ring, jolting up, Danny could see through the service window and see who came in.
He had never met a real hero before, not like the two that had just came in, feeling nervous, Danny fumbled with a small notebook as he came out from the kitchen, grinning at the two Birds.
"Heya! Thanks for coming to Big C's! Names Danny and I am kinda the only one in today, what can I get you both?"
His eyes flickered between the two vigilantes, noticing new things each time he looked at them, like how Red Robin's cape had buttons instead of being sown on, or how Nightwings suit wasn't slick but actually textured.
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Dick looked at everything he could as he stood in the diners door, it looked like a typical 50s styled mom and pop kinda place, an old radio buzzed with songs of a bygone era while the seats were cracked pink leather vinyl.
He could hear someone moving in the back, resting a hand on his eskrima sticks, Dick stalked further in, it felt real enough...
He could feel Red Robin knock into his back as the person from the back came into view, it was a teen, and holy hell did he look like Bruce Wayne adoption bait, raven hair, blue eyes and a cheesy looking grin.
He couldn't be older than Damian, who had turned 16 a few months ago, the teen was just so...tiny.
Danny, that's the name given to them, and Dick can see it, he looked like a Danny.
Pausing to look to Tim, Dick smiled back at the teen, "Well...can we see a menu?"
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wolfjackle-creates · 2 years ago
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In celebration of my new writing sideblog, I decided to share a snippet of the expanded version of my first prompt fill. Original can be found here. Brief synopsis: Tim and Danny became online friends when they were both neglected and lonely ten/eleven-year-olds. Before Robin and before Phantom. They have been fully open with each other since they first met and that doesn't change, even after it probably should. (This segment is a chat fic.)
Prompt from @gremlin-bot
IKnowYourSecrets = Tim's username
-xXPolarisXx- = Danny's username
Typos in chat are intentional.
Edit: I don't know why the color text is being weird. Each time I get everything to work, new random letters are black.
Edit 2: formatting finally fixed. That took way too long.
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Danny had been playing mindlessly when he got a message from Secrets.
IKnowYourSecrets: Thank god your on
That was odd. Secrets was always laid back and chill.
-xXPolarisXx-: Secrets? Whats up
IKnowYourSecrets: something big has happened IKnowYourSecrets: like top secret big IKnowYourSecrets: and I need advice IKnowYourSecrets: ive set up a private chat IKnowYourSecrets: one that cant be hacked so easily
-xXPolarisXx-: dude youre freaking me out -xXPolarisXx-: whats going on?
IKnowYourSecrets: :sends link: IKnowYourSecrets: not here. Ill explain
Danny clicked the link and put in his username when prompted. He had never even seen this chat room server before. Not that he spent a lot of time on chat rooms. He preferred in-game chats.
-xXPolarisXx-: ok dude spill -xXPolarisXx-: wth is going on
IKnowYourSecrets: I know who Batman is
“What!” Danny couldn’t hold back the shout. He started typing a reply, deleted, started typing again.
“Danny?” asked Jazz from the kitchen table where she was doing her homework. “Everything ok?”
He waved his hand at her. “Yeah! Everything is fine! My friend and I were just killed by something I didn’t even know could be dangerous.”
“Don’t play too long. You still have homework.”
“I know! I’ll be good.”
-xXPolarisXx-: good one secrets -xXPolarisXx-: you got me for a minute
IKnowYourSecrets: :image attachment: IKnowYourSecrets: :image attachment: IKnowYourSecrets: :news link: IKnowYourSecrets: :news link: IKnowYourSecrets: :image attachment:
The links and pictures started coming through even faster. The first was a picture of a family of acrobats and one of the links was to the story about how the parents died in an accident while performing.
The next link was about Bruce Wayne adopting a child followed by one only a few months later discussing Batman’s new side kick, Robin. Then a picture of the Graysons’ son in his circus costume next to a picture of the first Robin. Which were entirely too similar.
“Holy…” whispered Danny. But the links and images were still coming.
Robin stopped being spotted when Dick Grayson moved out. And not much later Nightwing appeared. And then there was a new Robin and a new adoption. And then Jason Todd-Wayne died and Robin disappeared.
-xXPolarisXx-: what. The fuck -xXPolarisXx-: why are you even looking into this -xXPolarisXx-: Secrets! ????
IKnowYourSecrets: your a real friend, right? IKnowYourSecrets: I mean weve known each other for like 2 years now IKnowYourSecrets: no catfisher’d stick around this long
-xXPolarisXx-: course I’m real -xXPolarisXx-: though thats also what a catfisherd say
IKnowYourSecrets: I live in gotham IKnowYourSecrets: Batmans changed since Robin IKnowYourSecrets: Since Jason died IKnowYourSecrets: he needs a robin I think IKnowYourSecrets: hes mean and harsh and people dont feel safe
-xXPolarisXx-: … -xXPolarisXx-: youre planning something
IKnowYourSecrets: help me figure out how to convince dick to go back to being robin IKnowYourSecrets: I think they had a fight IKnowYourSecrets: from what i can find online their last several meetings have ended in fights
Danny stared at his screen, mouth open. Secrets couldn’t be serious. This was too much. But he knew his friend. He might joke during a gaming battle, but he’d never joke about this. Not to Danny, or well, Polaris.
-xXPolarisXx-: Youre gonna chase down Nightwing?? -xXPolarisXx-: isnt he only out at night??? -xXPolarisXx-: dude youre gonna get yourself killed -xXPolarisXx-: how’ll you even find him? -xXPolarisXx-: do NOT tell him you know his secret identity -xXPolarisXx-: what do vigilantes do to ppl who learn their identities?
Danny watched as the dots appeared to indicate Secrets was typing. They stopped. Picked up again.
IKnowYourSecrets: awww IKnowYourSecrets: you like me ❤ IKnowYourSecrets: im not gonna die! IKnowYourSecrets: NIGHTWING will be there IKnowYourSecrets: and I can find him bc I know his patrol routes IKnowYourSecrets: easy peasy IKnowYourSecrets: im going tonight IKnowYourSecrets: just need to figure out what to say
-xXPolarisXx-: dude really??? -xXPolarisXx-: do you even know why they fought?
IKnowYourSecrets: Gotham needs batman IKnowYourSecrets: and batman needs robin IKnowYourSecrets: hes a hero he should want to help
-xXPolarisXx-: Well start with that, then -xXPolarisXx-: if youre going to be an idiot -xXPolarisXx-: and go out in gotham at night -xXPolarisXx-: tell nightwing youre worried about batman
IKnowYourSecrets: worried about nightwing as well IKnowYourSecrets: hes not as bad IKnowYourSecrets: but its clear something is wrong
-xXPolarisXx-: im just a kid from a small town -xXPolarisXx-: how am I supposed to know how to talk to superheroes?
IKnowYourSecrets: they aren’t superheroes IKnowYourSecrets: no powers
-xXPolarisXx-: not the point -xXPolarisXx-: I guess -xXPolarisXx-: start by asking how hes doing -xXPolarisXx-: and how batmans doing -xXPolarisXx-: and say youre sorry about robins death -xXPolarisXx-: but most importan STAY SAFE -xXPolarisXx-: i dont even know your name to follow any news stories
IKnowYourSecrets: its Tim if you wanna know
-xXPolarisXx-: mines Danny -xXPolarisXx-: idk why but Tim fits you
IKnowYourSecrets: dont use it on public forums IKnowYourSecrets: but were safe here IKnowYourSecrets: Danny. I like it IKnowYourSecrets: thanks for the advice!!! IKnowYourSecrets: im gonna use it IKnowYourSecrets: ttyl IKnowYourSecrets: gonna track down dick and talk to him IKnowYourSecrets: he usually starts patroling in like an hour and a half IKnowYourSecrets: and it’ll take me about that long to get to bludhaven
-xXPolarisXx-: lemme know what happens -xXPolarisXx-: im gonna check this chat and the game any chance I have at the computer
IKnowYourSecrets: will do IKnowYourSecrets: by danny
-xXPolarisXx-: stay safe tim
Danny stared at the chat box as Secrets, as Tim signed out. What. The. Hell.
“You all right there, Danny?” Jazz was looking at him from their kitchen table and Danny quickly closed out of the chatroom. No one could be allowed to see that information.
“Yeah, course. Just talking with my online friend Secrets.” Whose name he now knew. “He had to go, though. So I guess I’ll start my homework.”
“Were you two playing that game you like?”
He couldn’t tell the truth, so he decided to lie. “Yeah. We’re hoping to beat this boss so we can get a rune stone that’ll let us craft this super awesome weapon! Then we might stand a chance in the arena.”
Jazz smiled at him. “I’m sure you two’ll get it. What’s this arena?”
Danny described the game on autopilot as pulled out his backpack and books. Holy hell, he knew Batman’s identity.
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Part 2
I also hope to start doing WIP Wednesdays if there's any interest. Probably not every week and they won't all be for this fic, but I've got a few things I've been working on that I hope people will enjoy.
Tag List (I hope you're still all interested so many months later. XP)
@bonebrokebuddy, @britcision, @lady-time-lord-, @welcometosasakiworld, @akikkobara, @phoenixdemonqueen, @dolfay, @skulld3mort-1fan, @nutcase8691, @dreamingasters, @xysidhequeen
I'm sure there's people I'm missing. So let me know if you want to be added or if you want to be taken off the list. I won't be offended either way.
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vengeancemoths · 13 days ago
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ok. yay! let's talk about jason todd autopsy scars.
WARNING: pretty thorough description of an autopsy ahead. if you don't like cut up bodies this one isn't for you.
prefacing this by saying i am not in any way a field expert in any of this, just a guy with really morbid autism and a pretty objectively concerning collection of nonfiction on the subject. i may be wrong about things! i did not crack open the books for my stupid little tumblr post (this time). people with actual experience feel free to correct me.
if jason had had a thorough autopsy performed on him, he would not come back to life* and also probably bruce wayne would go to jail.
*or at least come back with scars from it. more on that later!
if an autopsy was performed it would have to be by someone who knew about batman because robin's scars are pretty difficult to explain. it would be pretty easy to bypass an official autopsy, jason was blown up, his cause of death is not exactly a mystery.
bruce wayne might be the kind of guy who's so obsessive he needs to know exactly which event actually killed jason (if the crowbar killed him, batman couldn't have gotten there in time. if the smoke killed him....). but maybe he also wouldn't want to know for the same reason.
the most important thing is that we know jason had massive head trauma. if you were trying to figure out which of the many terrible things that happened to him was the one that killed him, you'd want to take a look at the brain.
and guys, i don't know if you know this, but the brain only holds its shape because it's inside your skull. the human brain is the consistency of silken tofu. once it's out of your head, it's not going back in.
this is inconvenient for coroners, so they'll probably spend several days soaking jason's brain in a chemical concoction designed to make it firm up. once they do that, it's time to dissect it.
but the fun doesn't end there! once they're done, if they don't just dispose of the brain separately, they're still not going to go through the trouble if wrangling it back into jason's cranium (now open on top, like an egg cup). it goes in the organ bag!
did i forget to mention the organ bag? look, they're not going to put all of his wet organs back into his chest cavity. he's already rapidly decaying. if bruce wayne gets his son back and he's leaking there'll be hell to pay.
so all the organs, which at this point have also been cut into little pieces to study, get jumbled together in a plastic bag. that they do stick back into the kind of gaping hole that the organs vacated. then they stick the ribs back in place (they were sawed off, at the beginning, to gain entry to the organs).
and honestly? without the brain in the mix i can almost believe it. i guess if jason had a really shitty autopsy courtesy of gotham's overcrowded underfunded mortuary? i mean more people who write jason resurrection fic should have to think about the organ bag, and what happens to it. would it just sort of glorp out of him while his organs wiggle themselves back into place? one day i will write my funeral industry accurate jason todd resurrection fic and it will make everyone sad and uncomfortable.
but i guess my thesis statement is that i think it would be really hard to come back to life if your brain was in 7-14 pieces inside a plastic bag where your stomach used to be.
the most likely way for the resurrection to work, in that case, would be to restore his body to its state directly before death, which does unfortunately predate his autopsy.
so what this post is saying is that jason probably wouldn't have had an autopsy, but even if he did, he wouldn't have the scars to show for it.
now, the idea that they're vivisection scars and ra's al ghul was poking around in there? i like that a lot
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aloonaram · 4 months ago
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Here’s an edited wip of my Birdflash oneshot.
Fair warning, this will probably change in the final product as I try to figure out at what point in the timeline I want this fic to take place.
“You look like shit, Dickie.”
“Gee, thanks, Walls. You’re such a loving boyfriend,” Dick retorted. He tried for a smile, but Wally watched sadly as it twitched and fell before it could become what it once was–what Dick’s smile used to be.
Dick opened his door wider in invitation and Wally rushed in and examined the place. Gotham wasn’t ever known for its beauty, but even with that in mind, Dick’s apartment looked pretty rough. Empty containers of takeout and miscellaneous trash littered the floor and countertops. His couch was sprinkled with brown spots that he almost assumed were polka dots before he realized they were most definitely patches of dried blood. Clothes were strewn across every surface, their musk permeating his senses. Dick brushed past his side and made his way to the kitchen, opening his rickety fridge to expose the meager amount of food he had. Wally would bet his life savings that each of the five items had gone bad too, based on the state of the place.
Dick turned to toss Wally a water, “So…what, uh, brings you here?” Dick’s awkward tone hangs heavy between the two. Now that Wally could get a good look, his lover was in rough shape. Even worse than his apartment; which was a feat, his mind whispered. His hair laid limp and greasy along his neck and his bags seemed to have bags of their own. A couple of dark bruises peeked through the collar of his shirt, some leading down to his left arm if the strange way he seemed to carry it was anything to go by. Dick clutched his own water bottle, doing his best to look anywhere but at him.
“You haven’t been responding to my messages,” Wally started, “I texted the other Robin, uh Tim, I think? But he never got back to me either, so I got worried, you know? Figured I’d take matters into my own hands. I don’t have super speed for nothing.” He waved his hands around, doing his best to lighten the mood. “It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten to talk, let alone seen each other in person, but, you know, if this isn’t the best time, I can totally leave. I know this is kinda spur of the moment.” Wally wished he could slap himself the moment his lips stopped moving. Some of the younger heroes had started calling him a professional yapper and he wished it didn’t fit so damn well.
Wally watched as Dick took a breath and rubbed his temple as if he had a headache. He winced. Yeah, this probably wasn’t the best time to show up out of the blue.
“No, I…You don’t need to leave, “ Dick sighed. “I’m sorry I haven’t been responding, Walls. Everything’s just been… a lot, to put it simply. I’ve been so busy trying to balance my day job, Bludhaven, and…and being Batman. I just haven’t had much time to myself lately, if you can’t tell by the state of my apartment.” Dick laughed pitifully and winced when it shook his aching arm.
He couldn’t help moving forward into the kitchen and enveloping Dick in a hug, something he definitely should’ve done the moment he’d arrived. His partner sighed shakily and moved to wrap his arms around Wally’s middle. He felt Dick’s face pressed against his chest and hooked his chin to the top of his greasy head. Dick had always been one for physical comfort, a miracle considering who he’d grown up with and the environment he’d been forced into at the ripe age of nine. Wally would be lying if he didn’t say Dick’s need for physical affection didn’t bring him relief and make him feel needed. Sometimes, he felt powerless amidst his lover's strife–Batman’s rule against metas in Gotham limiting his ability to help. Providing Dick a simple hug; feeling the tense muscles in his shoulders loosen and his breath hit Wally’s neck as he sighed in relief, was Wally’s respite from his perpetual guilt.
Wally knew about Batman’s…death. He’d been there when Dick hosted Bruce’s funeral, letting Dick squeeze the life from his hand as he listened to the speech from Alfred. With Bruce gone, the natural order of Dick’s family had seemed to fall apart. Dick had taken the mantle of Batman, a title Wally knew he had never wanted–never felt right for him. He’d be lying if he said he fully understood the magnitude of such a change–that he knew how large the chasms carved by trauma had grown to separate Dick and his siblings. And yet despite that, he knew one thing for a fact. Dick, his lover and the man he’s known for well over a decade now was not the type of person to let others shoulder pain on their own. He took and took and took until he knew only he carried the weight of the sky on his shoulders, letting his muscles feel relief only when his family no longer felt pain. And he’d continue to carry that weight with a smile as long as he knew his family would smile back, unaware of the sky creeping in on Dick’s tense shoulders.
Wally squeezed his arms tighter around Dick’s back, supporting him as his breaths became ragged in their silent embrace. As Wally did so, a sick thought entered his mind, fueled by the anger and pain he felt for his partner; a small part of him–microscopic even–was glad Bruce wasn’t here. Not because he reveled in the effects his passing had on Dick, nor because he wanted Dick to be forced into the role of Batman, but because despite his struggles, Bruce had never been good for Dick. Yes, he played the parental figure Dick needed when he was younger and yes, he provided the necessities for Dick to survive, but he never provided what Wally knew Dick needed most.
“Do you wanna move to the couch, babe?” Wally whispered, cheek pressed against Dick’s head. He feels Dick nod silently and Wally zipped them to the couch in less than half a second. Wally sat and patted the spot next to him, watching as Dick laid his head on his lap, pressing his cheek to Wally’s stomach while letting his legs hang off the side of the couch.
Never one comfortable with silence, Wally broke it first. “If you don’t wanna talk, I won’t push. We can chill, watch the Office, eat popcorn–whatever you want. I just worry…you know? Not being able to be here to help and hearing on the news, Batman and Robin this and Joker and Two-Face that…I just wish I could do more for you.”
Wally looks down to meet Dick’s pained stare and internally winces as Dick opens and closes his mouth, struggling to respond.
“Me and the bats have it handled over here, okay?” Dick starts quietly, aimlessly running his hand over Wally’s knuckles. “You don’t need to worry about me, honey. I know you have more than enough to deal with back at Central and I don’t want to stress you out with problems I have handled.”
Wally lets his free hand run through Dick’s hair, quickly relishing in the way Dick warms to his touch. “I can’t lie and say I wouldn’t be stressed, you know me too well for that, but I’m here to support you, Dick. To be your listener when you’re stressed.” He paused for only a moment before speaking again, “I know you, Dick. I’ve known you for almost every era of your life as you have, mine. I knew you when you were my scrawny, baby leader-”
“Hey-” Dick tried to interject, but Wally kept going.
“I knew you when you wore that god awful blue and yellow disco Nightwing suit-”
“It really wasn’t that bad-”
“And I know what it looks like when you don’t have things handled. You don’t need to soften the blow for me Dickie and you don’t need to play the perfect soldier.” Wally paused. Let it be known even the Flash is out of breath from time to time. “You were always there for me during rough times, so please let me be there for you.”
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littlebatsimagines · 1 year ago
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A Friend in Arkham Part 6 (Jason Todd x fem! Reader)
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“Batman! Batman caused it all!”
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“Very good little dove! You learned much faster than the other birdy.” Harley said happily as she clapped her hands. “Now that we made this breakthrough…who sent you and Jason here?” Harley asked as she looked into (y/n)’s (e/c) eyes which were filled with defeat. “Batman sent us here…he wont help…he doesn’t care…” (y/n) mumbled quietly. “You’re right dear. Now I have a very special job for you. I need you to get your little boyfriend to see the truth.” Harley said. “I know he's stubborn but you want to keep him safe don't you?” Harley asked as she the girl quickly perks up and nods. “Good because you never know when the big bad bat will drag you back down." Harley said as she untied (y/n) and gently ran her fingers through the girl's hair.
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A few more weeks went by and the fight in the two teens was long gone, they agreed with Harley and Joker, it all made sense. Without Batman, Jason would've never interrupted that stupid fight between Batman and Joker, he would’ve never been arrested, he would never have been Robin, he would’ve never been here. Without Batman there would be no Scarecrow, no Clayface, no Bane, no Joker….no pain. “He really doesn’t care…does he?” (Y/n) whispered from her spot at Jason's side making him look over at her. “He replaced me and never followed up about you, of course he doesn't care." Jason growled before the door was kicked open. “Help! I need a hero!” came Joker’s voice as he came up behind the two and put his hands on Jason's shoulders. “That mean old Batman, he left you to die, but I didn't! You can see now that I'm not the villain, can't you? We’re all just holding out for a hero, kid.” Joker said as he ruffled Jason's hair. “And honestly kiddo, my money is on you.”
The door burst open once again and two large figures barreling in. One of the figures grabbed hold of (y/n)’s hair and quickly dragged her away from Jason and landed a few hard punches and kicks on her as she curled up in a ball, peeking through her fingers she instantly recognized the figure, it was Batman! But he wasn't here to save them. The other figure was beating on Jason until the chair he was tied to finally gave way and he returned the hits tenfold. That's when Harley come in with a case, (y/n) could make out their voices but not what they were saying as black rung around her vision from the pressure on top of her. A gunshot sounded and the pressure on her lessened before a second shot sounded and with a thump next to her all the pressure was gone. (Y/n) quickly sat up and tried to catch her breath as she looked up her (e/c) eyes locked with Jason's blue eyes looking back at her from behind the gun.
“Now you’re the only thing protecting this city from guys like Batman. You’re Arkham’s Knight in shining armor kid.”
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Tag list: @arkhamsrevenge @harleycao @calumnobellon @khaylin27
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am-i-obsessed---maybe · 1 year ago
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Drop-zone (Shadow Of A Bluejay Ch.3)
Coming back to this series after over a year!
I honestly forgot how easy writing was when 90% (figuratively) was transcribing an existing episode.
But seriously it's fun to come back to this even though I'm not super active in the fandom anymore
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Warnings: canon typical violence
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Star City July 22nd, 18:03 PDT
You adjusted the strap of the duffle bag hanging over your shoulder.
"You'll do great kiddo" Ollie said and you rolled your eyes.
"I know. This isn't my first mission. It isn't even my first mission without you" You told him.
"Give them some space Ollie. They'll do great. I'm sure of it" Dinah said and kissed the top of your head.
"Thanks Dinah." You said, put a pair of dark shades over your eyes and stepped into the zeta-tube.
"Recognized, B-01, Bluejay"
You weren't the first to arrive at the cave. Robin and Aqualad were already there, both in civvies. Like yours Robin's eyes were covered with dark shades.
"It is good to see you again Bluejay" Kaldur said and you nodded.
"Where's everyone else?" You asked.
"Superboy is on his way back with Miss Martian and Kid Flash has yet to arrive" He replied. "That sounds about right" You said and put down your duffle beside what you assumed was Robin's bag.
Unlike Kaldur, who's costume was probably under his jacket or Miss Martian who could change into her uniform with just a thought the two of you had to carry yours around with you.
Within a few minutes Wally ran in from the Cave's main entrance and Superboy and Miss Martian came in as well, followed by Batman. He turned on the cave's main computer and projected your mission behind him.
"Isla Santa Prisca. This Island nation is the primary source of a dangerous and illegal neo steroid. A strength enhancing drug sold under the street name Venom." You explained and the images of the island quickly changed to blueprints and maps of a factory.
"Infrared heat signatures indicate their factory is still operating in full capacity but all shipments of Venom have been inexplicably cut off. That's where this team comes in. This is a covert recon mission only." Batman emphasized. "Observe and report. If the Justice League needs to intervene it will."
And then The boy wonder Robin asked the most important question.
"So who's in charge?"
"Work that out between you" Batman instructed and sent you all on your way.
Caribbean Sea July 22nd, 20:08 ECT
"Drop zone A in 30" Miss M announced and you and Kaldur both stood up, your seats on the bioship melting into the rest of the craft.
The plan Batman explained had two dropzones. Dropzone A where you and Aqualad would be dropped into the ocean about half a mile away from the shore where the two of you would then swim to the island and patch over the heat and motion sensors, allowing Robin, Kid Flash, Superboy and Miss Martian to fly to drop-zone B undetected.
You placed a rebreather over your mouth just as Miss M opened a hatch under your feet and you and Aqualad both dove into the sea. Kaldur could swim incredibly fast by nature of being an Atlantean but you used your flight to maneuver quickly in the water. It wasn't as fast as flying but it was faster than most swimmers.
Within minutes Aqualad  made it to shore and patched the sensors. The rest of the Team moved on to drop-zone B while you made it to shore and put away your rebreather.
"I always think I can keep up with you and I'm always wrong" You say  to lighten the mood and Kaldur chuckles.
"Now is the time where I must keep up with you" He said as the two of you made your way into the island's jungle.
It took them a few minutes to make it but Miss M's voice came over your radio.
"Aqualad, Bluejay, drop B is go" She said.
You couldn't respond seeing as you were busy flying Kaldur over a cliff in the jungle but he told her that the two of you would track their GPS while they headed for the factory.
You and Kaldur stayed silent as you made your way to the rest of the team. An aspect of covert missions They didn't seem to understand as you heard them bicker over the radio.
"Superboy, KF, we're almost at your location. Switch to infrared and check if we're being tracked" You said and Wally and Superboy each found a squad that was heading your way.
Not a minute went by and you heard gunshots from their direction.
"Is everything okay?" You asked.
"Yeah, the two squads found each other," Wally said.
"Swing wide, steer clear" Kaldur ordered.
"Yeah, yeah, just as soon as I find Rob" Wally said and promptly tripped, falling between the two squads.
"Are you kidding me?" You muttered and picked up Kaldur, deciding that flying would get you to your teammates faster than running.
As was expected once the team was found a fight broke out. Superboy went straight for Bane who was leading one of the squads. Robin jumped down from the trees and took out goons while Kid Flash dodged bullets and regained his footing.
You were almost there, you could hear more bickering over the radio and arrived just in time to knock out the last goon.
The six of you tied up both squads of now knocked out goons (and Bane) and regrouped.
"I recognize those uniforms, they belong to the Cult of the Kobra" Robin said.
"I am certain Batman would have mentioned it if he knew a dangerous extremist was running Santa prisca's Venom operation" Kaldur added.
"Agreed" You and Robin said.
It became clear that the Kobra Cult had overtaken the island from Bane and his goons.
"We get it, Kobra wanted super cultists, mystery solved. Radio Bats and we'll be home in time for—"
You cut Wally off. "Except the cultists aren't on Venom. They don't have any of the signs. Kobra must be hoarding it. I don't think our mission is done yet."
"Agreed" Robin said.
”We’re not leaving until I know why Kobra’s hoarding this stuff” Robin said. 
“Until you know why?” Wally questioned. 
“Yeah, this team needs a leader,” Robin retorted. 
“And it’s you? Dude you’re a 13 year old kid who ducked out on us without a word” Wally said. His tone was harsh but not mean. Robin laughed. 
“And you’re a mature 15? You blew our cover first chance you got” Robin threw back and you massaged your temples. You loved the two of them. They were your best friends but they could get on your nerves. 
You looked at Kaldur as they argued. He was the oldest member of the Team at 18 with you following behind at a slightly younger 15. (Still a month and a half older than Wally as you liked to remind him)
M’gann and Superboy didn’t really count. Their experience of their age wasn’t usual. 
“Are you gonna step in?” You asked Kaldur and he shook his head. 
“Are you?” He asked. 
“Maybe to slap them.” You muttered and Bane seemed to find your team’s disorganization funny as he laughed at your squabbling. 
“Such clever ninos, but you only know half the story. Let me show you the rest, I can get you into the factory via my secret entrance” He said and you stared him down. 
Why would he help you?
“There is a secret entrance but he’s also hiding something” Miss M confirmed. 
“It’s not that complicated. The enemy of my enemy is my friend” Bane said. 
You all looked between each other and agreed. For now you’d let Bane show you to the factory but as you walked Superboy pulled you aside. 
“I don’t trust him. He was talking earlier, I didn’t get all of it but it isn’t good” He said and you nodded. 
“Sounds about right. We’re on the same side but only until he has the chance to get his island back” You told him. 
Bane led you to a cliff overlooking the factory where you had a good vantage point to see Kobra preparing the Venom for a buyer. 
“We need to identify that buyer” Kaldur said. 
You kept your eyes on Bane. If he was going to pull something, he would do it now. 
He moved a large boulder revealing an entrance to the factory from the cliff through some old mines. 
“So now el luchador is our leader” Wally grumbled and you pulled him into the mines by the ear. 
“Come on” 
“Ow, ow, I’m coming, stop pinching” Wally whined as he followed into the mines. 
Bane opened the gate to the factory and after making sure the coast was clear you snuck in. Within seconds Robin was gone and KF ran off trying to find out who the buyer was before him, as if this mission was some kind of competition. 
“While Wonder Bird and Mr. Speedy Gonzales have their little contest let’s see what we can find from here” You said and flew up to a higher perch to see the shipment being prepared. 
“It’s a massive shipment” Aqualad said. 
“Yeah but look, they’re only taking new product off the line. They’re not touching the old stuff” Superboy added. 
“Maybe freshness counts?” Miss M asked. 
“Or maybe they’re different. Maybe Kobra changed the recipe” You said. 
“There’s a helicopter coming” Superboy warned. 
“Miss Martian, can you use your camouflage to get closer and see who the buyer is?” Aqualad asked and Miss M nodded, stealthily flying off. 
Meanwhile you helped fly Aqualad and Superboy up to a rafter to better stay hidden. You decided to let Bane find his own way up. 
“Sportsmaster is the buyer.” Aqualad said after receiving a mental image from M’gann. He immediately tried to reach Red Tornado back at the cave over radio while you tried to reach Robin and Kid Flash to tell them to regroup.
“Ugh, I can’t reach the league. It’s all static” He groaned. 
“Robin and KF are blocked too. They probably jammed all radio communication” You said. 
“We need a plan, now.” Aquald said.
“I have a suggestion” Bane said and screamed as he jumped down from the rafter. 
Both you and Kaldur looked at each other, confused as to his plan until a monster jumped through the window above, taking down the rafter you were all on in an attempt to get to bane. 
You caught Aqualad, floating him down safely while Superboy safely landed. 
The mammoth of a creature roared and while looking at it you realized this thing had probably been given this new Venom.
You braced for a fight as Superboy tackled Mammoth and you and Aqualad took on the goons, more and more of which were coming. 
The ruckus also caught Robin and Kid Flash’s attention, finally bringing them back to the rest of the team as you tried to hold off the Kobra cult. 
“I thought you learned not to run off” You told Wally as you kicked a goon who was aiming at him. 
“It was fine” He said, brushing it off and quickly taking cover behind a support column. A cover where you quickly joined him in an attempt to avoid the bullets being fired at you by the Kobra cult. 
That’s when your most hated sensation returned and you felt someone in your mind. You hadn’t heard Kaldur tell M’gann to psychically link you all. 
Your hands flew up to brace your head as you groaned and Wally put a comforting hand on your shoulder. “Hey it’s alright” He told you out loud and after taking a breath the panic subsided. 
“We need to regroup” Kaldur said through the link. 
“A bit busy now” Robin replied.
“Robin. Now.” Kaldur said and with a groan the boy wonder ran in. 
The six of you ran back into the mines. At some point Bane had gotten away but that wasn’t important now. 
The metal door didn’t hold for long and you all ran or flew as fast as you could while dodging the bullets being fired at you. 
“Superboy the support beams!” Kaldur said and Superboy nodded, punching the nearest beam and collapsing the mine, leaving you cut off from the factory. 
With the threat of the cultists gone you all stopped to regroup. 
You pulled a small but effective lantern out of your belt that lit the mine blue. 
“Ugh, how could my first mission as leader go so wrong?” Robin questioned.
“You do have the most experience but perhaps that is exactly what has left you unprepared. Fighting alongside Batman your roles are defined. You two do not need to talk, but this team is new and a leader must be clear. He cannot vanish and expect others to play parts in an unknown plan” Kaldur said, trying to comfort Robin. 
“Oh so I’m supposed to hold everyone’s hand?!” Robin asked. 
“Not hold hands but explain. Communicate. This team isn’t a well oiled machine yet. It’s still building” You stopped. You had planned to simply comfort Robin but—
“Maybe we need someone who’s already used to very clear communication.” You said and looked at Kaldur. 
Robin followed your line of sight and smiled. 
“I agree, I think Kaldur should lead us” He said. 
“Please! I can run circles around him!” Wally explained and you turned your eyes to him, raising a questioning brow. 
“Come on, you know he’s the one. We all do” Robin said. 
M’gann agreed. “Hello Meghan! It’s so obvious” 
“Could’ve told ya” Superboy agreed and with that even Wally was convinced. 
Kaldur looked between all of you, he walked up to Robin, “If it is unanimous then I accept the burden, until you are ready to lift it from my shoulders” He said, looking down at Robin. 
“You were born to lead this team, maybe not now but soon” He told the boy wonder. You had some sarcastic replies to that but they would have to come later. Robin needed this comfort. 
“Alright, our first priority is preventing that shipment from leaving this island.” Aqualad announced. 
Though Bane tried to stop you, you ultimately made it back to the factory the long way and just in time to stop the shipment. 
KF went in first and then Superboy and Aquqalad worked together to take on Mammoth while Robin took on Kobra himself. 
Miss M was about to join them when you stopped her.
“Can you place these bombs while camouflaged?” You asked her, holding out a handful of bombs you kept in your utility belt. She nodded. 
“Then you go, I’ll hold off sportsmaster” You said and she did as you said. 
“Hey Sportsmaster! You’re awfully far from Coast city” You said as you tackled him. 
“Well if it isn’t Canary’s little bird” He said as he dodged your attack. You were familiar with Sportsmaster in more ways than he knew and knew his fighting style well. More than well enough to keep him busy and when Miss martian was done to take a hit enough for him to think he could escape. 
“Thanks for the workout Birdy but i gotta fly” He said and took off in the helicopter. 
You looked at Miss Martian as she uncamouflaged and she smiled. 
When Sportsmaster was far enough away you detonated the bombs and watched as his helicopter blew up above the island. 
With the Shipment dealt with, the only one left was Kobra. Robin had done well but not nearly well enough. But as he saw his goons gone, his factory ablaze and the shipment of his Venom destroyed he ran, somehow managing to disappear into the shadows of the jungle. 
WIth the bad guys beaten and the comfortable breeze of the jungle to calm your nerves you dusted off the dirt and grime that had covered your suit during your fight with Sportmaster. 
Robin turned from the forests where Kobra disappeared to look at the team. He smiled and Aqualad. 
“We picked the right guy to lead… Automatically making you the right guy to explain this mess to Batman” He said, laughing and you joined him.
“Good luck Kaldur” You told him. 
Mount Justice July 23rd, 10:01 EDT
Turns out just because Kaldur had to break the news to Batman doesn’t mean he’ll be the only one reprimanded. Batman bit into all of you pretty hard but what surprised you was the praise that followed. 
“No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy. How you adjust to the unforeseen is what determines success and how you choose who leads determines character” He said before dismissing all of you. 
“Looks like Batman agrees with our choice of leader” You joked once he left. 
“It seems so,” Kaldur agreed, though somewhat sheepishly. 
“So what now? We each just go home?” Wally asked. 
“Well it’s a fresh morning, how about we all change back to civvies and we can go to a diner. There’s a really great place I know in Star City” You said and with a lot of nodding it was agreed. 
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where-dreamers-go · 2 years ago
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Hi, Erica! I was wondering if I may request a Dick Grayson imagine where the Reader and him know each other from school, and while the Reader is at a soda shop or something Batman and Robin show up. They recognize his voice but is confused when they see Robin instead and Robin gets nervous because he can see them figuring it out. So maybe Batman has to intervene?
(A/N: Hehehehe. But also: gosh darn, time to put the pen to work because I don't shut up about fandom ideas. Hi!
Also: Ah, crap. It was supposed to be an imagine??? Uh, for now this imagine is complete. Might add a part 2 or something.)
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"Soda For Your Thoughts" Dick Grayson x Reader
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On a weekday, the best time of day was after school. No question about it. The brain finally had a break from the hours worth of information intake.
The time between school's last bell and the start of homework was sacred. Short and full of possibilities. Anything could happen in Gotham City.
°.•*
Speeding down the open road into the city was more than business, it was important to the citizens. Arriving to a local soda shop for clues was top priority. The Penguin was up to his foul deeds again.
Without knowing what the tricky bird was up to, the dynamic duo were on their way to find out just that.
Time was ticking, but Robin always had faith that he and Batman could figure it out.
°.•*
You were due for free time. It was only fair. Most of your mornings were spent leaning over a desk with a pencil in hand. Not much choice in that.
Sipping a cold soda did just the trick. It also gave you moments to process your day. The sweetness seeming to light up your day.
"Looks like there are plenty of eyes here." A familiar voice grasped your attention.
Dick Grayson, you thought. A smile pulled at your lips before you fully looked towards the entrance in search of the well-dressed student.
Your excitement upon expecting the boy from class dropped. Who you saw instead was the famed Batman and Robin. The pair stepped with purpose.
What? But I heard him.
How could it be? Were you mistaken?
Your shoulders slumped.
The owner of the soda shop met the caped heroes in a poorly hushed tone. Not that you could blame him. The Penguin had visited not too long ago, but not for a tasty beverage.
Good thing there was no ill intent given to any of the customers, you included.
"Hmm." You grabbed for your drink again, but his voice interrupted.
"Excuse me." Robin walked up to you. "Did you see the Penguin when...he...." He swallowed.
Curiosity had struck you. Not only was the young hero's voice familiar, but his masked face was strikingly like someone you knew. Not a face one passed in the halls. Not brown hair combed just so by anyone.
"Uh." Robin stood still. Watching you study him unabashed.
Blue eyes decorated by black. Intelligent eyes you'd seen before. Ones you would never forget in a hundred years.
"Batman." He said and nothing more. Pivoting on the floor, yellow cape swishing.
The called caped crusader turned and walked over to the younger man. "What is it, Robin?"
You blinked, head tilted sightly.
His eyes, you thought. Those were the same wide eyes looking at me when I said I aced the pop quiz last week.
°.•*
Holy flipping stomachs, Robin thought. His eyes trying to focus on anything else in the shop as he pretended not to notice. Trying his best to act professional. To be Robin not Richard Grayson.
What such luck did he have?
Rotten luck.
Your gaze burned into the side of his cranium even as Batman asked you for any useful information. No doubt you had some.
In school you were always attentive and observant. That surely meant you would be helpful with the new case, but the way you looked at him...as if his mask was barely on his face.
You talked, but Robin couldn't make out your words between the sounds in the shop and his mind. White noise of panic.
Holy multitasker, he thought as he chanced a quick glance over his shoulder. Rubbing his gloved fist, he couldn't help his anxiety.
What if you knew?
A light clap to his shoulder and Robin flinched.
"Easy there, old chum." Batman chuckled. "We might just have our next clue."
"That's great." His words closer to a murmur.
"Everything alright?"
Blinking and hitting his opened palm with his fist, Robin bounced back. "We have a lead. Let's go." Without delay, the young man scurried out of the shop.
Relief hit him as soon as he was in open air. Making a quick jump into the Batmobile was easy. The look Batman set him with, not so much.
"What is it, Batman?"
"You couldn't talk to your schoolmate. How come? You've done it before."
"Not with them," Robin said much too quickly. "I--they just... I felt like they saw me. No mask--no anything!"
"Easy, Robin. I saw it too. We'll have to come up with something if they question you."
Groaning, Robin slouched in his seat.
"But for now." He buckled his seatbelt. "We have a Penguin to capture."
"Right!"
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isfjmel-phleg · 1 year ago
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I've done one of these for the YJ kids already, so how about first lines: Robins edition?
Dick: Detective Comics #38
"Mother! Father! T-they'll be killed!"
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Dick's first appearance in a very early (1940!) comic opens by narrating his backstory, and the first words we hear from him are his response to the fall that will result in his parents' deaths. While this line doesn't tell us much about who Dick is as an individual, it does define him an orphan due to tragedy and therefore a parallel to Bruce.
Jason: Detective Comics #525
"Golly! There's somebody up at the top of the tent--it's Robin!"
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Yes, this is actually Jason. Pre-Crisis Jason, with the circus background and red hair, which would later have to dyed black. This version of the character was designed to be basically Dick 2.0, so it's only fitting that his first words should be about Robin, connecting him to his predecessor and foreshadowing the role he will take on. Note that these words are thought, not spoken aloud. His first spoken words are in a similar vein:
"Hey, are you really Robin?"
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Post-Crisis Jason, the version that's become the more lasting take on the character, would appear in Batman #408.
"Whoops."
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A very different take! This Jason's first line is just a single word, but it expresses who he is succinctly. He has a tremendous amount of nerve to steal the Batmobile's tires, but at the same time he's a scared little boy who has just realized that he's made a huge mistake.
Tim: Batman #436 (already addressed in this post but I'm repeating it for completion's sake)
"Won...wonner...wonnerful."
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This is a flashback to a very young Tim. The first time we hear from him in the story's present is in #440.
"He [Batman] was hurt, but that didn't stop him. Nothing stops him. So much for Bruce Wayne. Now I can start on Dick Grayson."
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Both of these first lines have a commonality: Tim is commenting with admiration about somebody else. His feelings and goals are not relevant; he is here to observe and, from a distance, support. This places him in a particular role from the start. His words in #440 aren't even spoken aloud, which establishes his contemplative nature. His very first words not only foreshadow his role as the Boy Wonder but also tie him to Dick, which was important for the creators of his character, who wanted the new Robin to maintain a connection to the original Robin to make him more acceptable to the audience (post-Crisis Jason had developed a personality very different from Dick's, which made him unpopular with much of the audience). And finally we learn that he, this mysterious unseen figure, somehow knows Batman's and Nightwing's secret identities, which is worrisome!
Stephanie: Detective Comics #647
"Huh? Mom! You scared me! I thought you were in bed. ... Yeah. It's like a report. For math."
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Stephanie's first appearance is silent, observing her father's doings at home on TV or spying on him as Spoiler. Her first lines are to her mother, who catches her in the process of putting together the answer to her father's "clues" before sending them to the police in order to spoil his plans. Our first impression of Stephanie is that she has to hide so much from her parents, neither of whom are in a position to do her much good. Her intentions are good, but she's having to be underhanded, even outright lying. Like other Robins before her, she's learned to be self-sufficient when the adults in her life haven't been there for her.
Damian: Batman #655
"Look! The satellite's found his private jet."
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Damian is the only one of the Robins whose very first appearance is kept shadowy (Tim's face was initially hidden when he debuted in his story's present, but he had already appeared fully visible as a small child). Although Damian's first remark to his father--"Father. I imagined you taller."--is characteristic of his obnoxiousness and clearly intended to be our main impression of him, it's interesting that he is actually introduced with a more childlike remark. We can see that he's observant and likes to display his knowledge, but there's also a tone of a little boy who is excited to meet his father for the first time. Here, he's not a killer but a child eager for connection, which says a lot about who he is beneath the effects of his upbringing.
(Also note that the use of contrast between his actual first line and a somewhat later but more iconic introductory line is similar to how Kon and Thad are introduced, as I detail in the other post.)
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arielsojourner · 4 months ago
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No but imagine it. Like I mean really. It would be so fucked up.
The US Olympic Commitee, due to corruption or insanity, proposed Gotham and by some fluke, it won the bid.
Clark Kent and Lois Lane literally starts an investigation to try and uncover how the fuck Gotham could have won. With a little detective help (Thank you Batfam) their 7 piece expose article wins them a Pulitzer and there are huge IOC and even FIFA reforms. But the Games still happen much to the despair of many.
Some idiot decided to build the Olympic Village practically on top of Crime Alley (because land is so cheap) so Red Hood's gang has to protect the athletes and coaches who don't have a fucking clue. Well, some of them from some countries know how to behave but not all of them! (Plus once the Games are over Red Hood can take the village over and offer free housing to those in need.)
The US sends in some hot shot movie producer to develop and direct the Opening Ceremony highlighting the city and its history. He quits after a week of hazing from every costumed villain not currently in Arkham and the vitriol of the locals. The guy they bring in to replace him wants to use Amusement Mile as a "fun" backdrop. He doesn't last 24 hours before he "mysteriously" vanishes. It remains an unsolved case. (Oracle refuses to help Batman figure it out). After that the Gotham U drama department takes over. When the Opening Ceremony airs ... well... the commentators really have no idea what to even say, other than it is reminiscent of Tim Burton's earlier works. That and Edgar Allan Poe mixed with Mary Shelley's works.
Dick briefly wishes he could compete in gymnastics but that would be too telling. He does go to as many events as he can. His part time gymnastics coach job goes full time soon after, thanks to an uptick in new students and WE money towards youth sports initiatives.
Tim however gets to compete as a skateboarder which the board of directors at WE has no idea what to do about until Tim medals and then they really don't know what to do about it. Their CEO is 17 and went straight from a meeting to compete, win gold, put back on his tie and suit jacket and go back to work. The rest of the Batfam didn’t even know he was in the Olympics until they saw the news coverage of his medal ceremony.
They are even more surprised when they discover Barbara is competing in the ParaOlympics. Commissioner Gordon is so proud.
The mascot of the Games was jokingly going to be a bat but the city voted and it's an adorable baby bird in classic Robin colors. Dick has got a dozen of them. The other Robins deny it but they all bought ones too.
Lots of big celebrities come into town to see and be seen. They are not welcome amoung Gotham's Old Money or even Gotham's Newer Money. They attend a few galas (invited as a novelty) but they have no idea how to behave when Two Face takes them hostage. So much unnecessary screaming. Gothamites as Alfred is fond of pointing out, are a breed of their own.
Damian volunteers his own barn to stable the dressage horses. Goliath and Batcow won't mind! Bruce must firmly retract the offer for security reasons. Still, Damian insists on seeing the equestrian events and protests until he is allowed to gift all winning horses with medals. He then asks for a horse of his own. Bruce says no. Talia then has a horse delivered. Alfred arranges lessons for Damian.
Poison Ivy uses the Games as an excuse to hold the city hostage until something is done to stop during in the Gotham Harbor. Bruce and Tim in turn use it as an excuse to leverage the rich into backing environmental clean up.
Cass performs as a solo dancer as part of the Closing Ceremony.
Bruce gets to be part of the Olympic torch procession once the flame enters the city. He doesn't get to enjoy much more than that because it is weeks of hell keeping all the Rogues quiet.
Killer Croc tries to go after the triathlon athletes in the water but is stopped.
Catwoman keeps trying to steal the medals just for kicks. Oracle and the Birds of Prey have to set up round the clock security. Batman is too easily distracted to be much help.
Riddler keeps trying to sabotage different events because he mistakenly thinks all Olympians are jocks. Steph and Tim have to thwart him and talk him down while diffusing bombs. Harley even lends a hand so Ed can work through some high school trauma.
Bane just wants to watch weightlifting and wrestling in peace but Batman feared the worst when he heard he was in town.
Scarecrow tries to taint the athletes food and water to study performance anxiety in real time.
Penguin just sticks to gambling but Nightwing has to work extra hard keeping people out of the Iceberg Lounge (no, it is not a cool nightclub.)
Mr. Freeze tries to turn the Summer Games into the Winter Games. He thought it would be funny.
The less said about Joker's not funny attempt at mass murder the better, though the media just thought it was some weirdly intense pyrotechnics display. Gordon is so relieved at non-Gotham naivete. The Mayor would have his hide if the Games were ruined.
No one really gets any sleep for weeks. The rest of the world has no idea what to make of perpetually gloomy Gotham.
So really. Not every city can or should host the Game. The lesson? Do NOT host the Games in Gotham. Just don't.
Imagine if they hosted the Olympics in Gotham though would that be fucked up or what
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kaitlynpcallmebeepme · 2 years ago
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Late Night Talking
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Late Night Talking
Damian Wayne x Reader
Idea: Damian wayne x reader where he gets kicked on her fire escape and knocked out. She takes him in and tries to patch him up.  His brothers get scared about his disappearance and go to find him not wanting to leave her company (she could be wanting to be a veterinarian and he's listening to her talk about cow's 4 stomachs (completely Dr. Pol knowledge, not actual veterinarian knowledge))
Requested: Nope.  
Author’s Note:  I tried to start this during my night shift, but I'm really tired right now and I work again tonight, so I need sleep (I ended up finishing this about a month later). This is Reader POV most of the time.  Both reader and Damian are about 16, but I’m still thinking of the art and costume style of the Batman vs Robin animated movie instead of JDL: Apokolips War Damian. Family dynamics are based on the Batman: Wayne Family Adventures Webtoon series where they all have a somewhat working relationship.  I have ideas in the works, but requests are still OPEN.  Feedback is always appreciated, especially since I don’t know if I characterized Damian correctly.  Also, tell me if you want to be part of a Tag List and I’ll tag you when I upload something new.
Warning: Injuries and blood mentioned, Veterinarian knowledge (that’s completely Dr. Pol based, should not be used for any factual diagnosis), a shirtless Damian, the Batfam crashing the party (although you only hear Batman and Nightwing talk), tell me if I missed any warnings
Word Count: 2,111
Curled underneath a cave of blankets, I was reading Murder on the Orient Express for the ten billionth time.  Snow was falling outside of my room in Gotham, building up a layer on top of the fire escape outside of my window.  I needed a break from reading all of my other Veterinarian books.  I haven’t even applied to any college for undergrad much less to be a Veterinarian yet, but if I was going to get an internship somewhere before school, then I wasn’t going to limit the animals that I worked on.  I’m currently reading about a cow's four stomachs.  
**THUD**
What the fuck was that.  It sounded like something dead hit my window, but louder.  It better not be another bat.  I got in trouble from my parents trying to help one that was almost dead on my fire escape.  I put down my book, grabbed a baseball bat I kept by my bed for intruders, and made my way toward my window.  When I opened the blinds, there was this dark limp figure spread out over my fire escape.  Through the darkness I could make out an R in a lighter color on his chest.  Robin.  Wow, Robin is almost dead on my fire escape.  I opened the window and tried to assess what I could of his current condition.  A sword layed next to him and his face was cut and bruised up with a pretty bad one around his eye as the snowflakes started to cover his unmoving long eyelashes.  I poked his ribs with the end of my bat.  He groaned in pain.  Well he wasn’t dead, at least that’s good.  Figuring it was a better idea to have Batman and Robin on my good side, even though I couldn’t think of a reason I would be on their bad side, I decided to help the injured boy instead of leaving him vulnerable to the jaws of Gotham.  
I grabbed Robin’s wrists, hoping that they were not broken, and started to drag him into my room.   He groaned out of pain every time I pulled, but he didn’t fight me.  Probably didn’t have the energy anymore.  I needed to figure out why he was so weak.  I picked him up as best as I could with my weak arms and laid him on my bed.  I didn’t care if he got my sheets bloody, they would wash out.   I quickly went back to the window, whipped all the snow off my balcony so no one suspected anything, shut my window, latched it, and closed my blinds.  No one is seeing this vulnerable Robin.  The city needs him and the rest of the Batman group to be strong and fearless.  
I looked at the rise and fall of his chest, ok he’s breathing.  No hugely bleeding spots that I can see, but I’m not sure if he’s going to let me take off his suit to get a really good look.  I slowly move my hand toward his neck, but retract it before I can get too close.  Best to try to see if he’s awake now and establish at least a working relationship.  
“Robin.” 
“What?”  He didn’t sound confused, so that’s good.  He kinda sounded like he was giving me the cold shoulder, but I’m not going to take it too personal.  He probably had a rough night. 
“Ok, well, my name is Y/n.  I’m not going to hurt you or fight you.  You landed on my balcony half dead and really hurt.  I’m not going to force you to do anything, but is it okay if I take off your suit or parts of it to make sure you’re not extremely hurt or bleeding anywhere else?”  
“No.”  I was expecting that.  “You’re asking me to drop my guard and be a defenseless civilian.”  
“First of all, even in your REALLY battered state right now, I’m pretty sure you could kick my ass if you wanted to, not gonna to lie.  Second of all, would anyone who’s trying to help you hurt you?”  That was probably a stupid question.  He’s probably been double crossed countless times.  
“In my line of work.  Yes.”  Figured.  
“Okay,  it’s your choice to bleed out if I can’t figure out if you’re bleeding at all.”  I picked up whatever book was closest.  Dang it, some of his blood got on the cover.  Well, it made Murder on the Orient Express more murderous.   I just kept reading my book on the floor.  He could leave if he wanted to.  I couldn’t stop him.  I didn’t even turn when I heard him grunting through the pain and rustling my bedspread.  I thought I was going to hear his boots hitting the ground next to me to make his way out of my room, but that’s not what I heard at all.  It sounded like the clicks of a keyboard and then the sound of metal hitting each other and the soft thud of it hitting my bedspread.  I turned to look up at him.  He was sitting on the edge of the bed with his chest plate armor off along with his cape/hood, but his domino mask was still on.  That would be enough.  His chest was littered with old white scars, purple and green bruises at different stages of healing, and some new red cuts that he probably got tonight.   I put my book back down and grabbed some exam gloves while he heaves himself to lay back on my bed.  “Anywhere you’re super concerned about?” Figured it would be better to ask.  I’m pretty sure he hurts all over, but I couldn’t tell that, and I currently can’t see any gushing blood on his skin.  Just some pretty purple bruises that scored his ribs, some small but long cuts that were bleeding near the top of his chest, and a couple of white scars painted his lower abdomen.  For someone you assumed who’s been through a lot to be his age and fighting with Batman, he didn’t look too bad.  He shook his head no at me.
I left him on my bed and returned with a small bar soap and a small plastic bucket, which I use to shave my legs with, filled with tempered water, and a couple washcloths.   
I got the washcloths wet and dabbed them on the soap so it wouldn’t sting his cuts too badly, but clean his slightly dark skin so there would be a less chance of infection.  I kept looking up at his eyes.  His emerald green eyes.  Part of my brain wants to look at his eyes just for pleasure and the other wants to make sure his nervous system is okay.  
“Why do you keep staring at my eyes? Do I look that bad?” Even though his facial expression was completely serious, I couldn’t tell if it was a joke or not.  I decided to play it safe and repeat the first logical thing that came to my head.  
“Well, I’m watching the skin behind your eyes because I don’t know what other people hit you over the head tonight.  So if the skin behind your eyes turns black, also called racoon eyes, it could mean you had severe head trauma and your cerebrospinal fluid, which is the fluid surrounding your brain and spinal cord, is leaking and you need way more care than I could provide.  You would need a hospital at that point.”   His facial expression to me couldn’t tell whether to be impressed or offended.  
“You seem too young to be a doctor.”
“You seem to young to be Batman.” Damn my big mouth.  I was SURE he was going to march out of my room.  He did stare at me with an ‘if looks could kill, you’d be six feet under’ look.  Better try to explain myself quickly.  “Both of my parents are ICU doctors who specialize in trauma, and since I want to be a Veterinarian, some of their knowledge rubs off on me.”  
I tried to avoid his eye contact after that because I couldn’t tell whether I was on his good side or not.  I couldn’t do much with my limited current skill, but I squeezed his skin together to make the skin as close together as possible before I put some gauze and bandages over them, which were Superman bandaids ok, don’t judge me.   I look up at him while finishing my work to find his deep emerald eyes focusing behind me where my books lay.  I turned over my shoulder to find him staring at my Veterinarian book.  
“You like animals, because you keep staring at my Vet book?”
“They’re nicer than people sometimes and that’s the reason why I’m a vegetarian now.”  You’re just glad the thick air between the two of you has broken.  He was actually becoming a better person to talk to.  
“You just gotta make sure you replace your nutritional intake that you would have gotten from meat.  That’s the main mistake people make when going vegan is they become too deficient in protein.”
“Why do you want to be a Vet, may I ask?”  I sat next to him on my bed as I was done patching him up and we were just talking like old friends at this moment.  
“Animals are just so complex it’s really cool.  For instance, cows have four stomachs and if they have gas trapped in their 4th stomach, how you fix it is you twist their head so their sense of balance gets off, roll them on their back, listen for the stomach which would sound like a balloon, sew it to the belly wall, then roll them right side up so the stomach stays in the correct place.”  
“I actually have a cow that I rescued from a slaughterhouse.” He shared this fact before thinking that maybe he shouldn’t mention it.  What was she doing to me?
“WOW Really?!?! I mean, I don’t think you would let me see them because that would reveal your identity, but that’s still really cool.”
**BANG!!**
A noise of someone landing not so gently on my fire escape silenced the room.  Robin put his finger to his lips and I nodded in response not wanting to move or make a sound.  
He silently got off my bed and crept over to the window, making sure to stay crouched out of sight.  He slowly moved the curtain to peek through the glass.  After a moment he threw open the window.
“What are you doing here?”
“Your tracker was off and you weren't answering any of your calls.  We tracked your last location to around here and found the balcony with significantly less snow on it figuring you had to go into hiding.”  Ok that HAD to be Batman, there was no way that deep scary voice wasn’t him.  Even though you haven’t had any interaction with him before, and you’d like to keep it that way, that’s just what you’d imagine him sounding like. 
“Who you got in there birdie that you had to take your shirt off for?” Ok this was a completely less mature voice than Batman.  I suspect it’s one of the other and maybe former robins, but I couldn’t tell which one without being able to look out the window.  
“I didn’t want to leave her company.  I’ll be out in a sec.”  Robin closed the window with more force than you think he intended.  
“So there IS a SHE!  We were scared you were dead again.” You heard muffled through the window glass and THAT you couldn’t help but laugh at.  
I picked up Robin’s suit as he turned back towards me and I helped him get it on without messing up my stitching job too much.  As the final pieces of his hood came on and he picked up his sword, he turned towards me in the darkness of my room.  
“So this is goodbye I guess.”  I say with only a little sadness behind it.  I mean, what else am I supposed to think.  He landed on my balcony by accident.  He has no obligation to me, nor would I think he would want an obligation.
“Don’t be certain of that beloved.”  Woah, I like that nickname.  “I might just crash on your balcony on purpose next time.”  He said with a smirk.  He turned and opened my window and left without a trace.  Well, not exactly, because I heard multiple metal clanks of the fire escapes from multiple people jumping on them.    Maybe tonight wasn’t the worst night to get lost in a book.
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Damian Wayne x reader
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Summary: you see Damien again after multiple missions and being really exhausted collapse on him
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You're an assassin but also a Luther you were trained by the whole entire light and you were the one and only Damian Wayne's girlfriend the justice league was visiting the assassin space to make amends with Taila about some thing and the deal for one of their mission they had just arrived "follow me" Taila told everyone "you guys can stay in this room One of my top assassins will come and make sure everything's OK with you" Taila told the protégés they didn't have high enough clearing to be in the meeting so none of them were in the meeting " ok be carful" Batman stated he wasn't arguing because this was on her terms meeting and they were on her tour The justice league and batman left the room in the room was
kidflash
Robin
nightwing
red hood
RedRobin
Artemis
Super boy
miss Martian
zantana
Beastboy
Raven
Red arrow
Kaldur'ahm
Suddenly the door open everyone got in a fighting stance still on guard because they were in an assassin base A place that was not very familiar to them" this is one way to invite in a top assassin but OK weird" y/n said but then Robin caught her eye you were tired he figured it must just be your mind playing tricks on you he couldn't be here he left you've been up for the last past three days straight on a back to back mission it had to just be your mind I mean he would've told you if he was coming Taila would've told you he was coming Kaldur'ahm stepped forward "You're the assassin miss algul said she'd send to check on us" "yes that is correct why don't you all introduce yourselves I'll go first my name is y/n Luther" everyone eyes widen what the hell she is a Luther there face was priceless " my name is Kaldur'ahm I am one of the leaders" " name is a Nightwin" " Artemis" " name is kid flash" " I miss martian it's a pleasure to meet you" " The name super boy" " I am zantana" "Beastboy" "Raven" "red arrow" "The names red Robin" "call me hood" Robin still haven't spoken "that's Robin" redhood step forward and introduced his little brother "he probably won't talk to you he's kind of rude" then it hits you you were right it is Damien hi everyone surprise you collapse on robins lap where he was sitting (The room they were in was like a living room I think I forgot to mention that) " did he does not push her off" Kidflash question with the muse meant then the doors open lo and behold the justice league and Taila " yeah he's going to push his girlfriend off his lap that's funny" taila stated "GIRLFRIEND" they all yell " shut the fuck up I'm tired" Y/and turns her head and cuddles into Damien to everyone shock he just put his arm around her and they fall asleep like that leaving the justice league with many questions and the team with even more you didn't care about the looks you were getting you just care that you were in his arms snuggled close into his chest listening to his heartbeat as he slowly drifted to sleep letting the world of black consume you him soon following as he nozzles his head into the crack of your neck
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The Test 🍼
Summary: Part 3 of the Robbin Trilogy uh oh… cardinal rule of premarital sex is wrap it before you tap it, but Robin and Matt seemed to have fucked that up.
Warnings: alludes to the adult tango, Robin cusses like a sailor, Childbirth, Labor, babies. AFAB and female identifying reader. Mentions of Jen Walter’s. No angst.
A/N: based on my bestie’s labor journey, yes we really did do some of these things, and yes, labor lasts forever.
Pt.1 Guessing Game
Pt.2 Robbin Bites Back
DD Masterlist
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You couldn’t fucking believe it. You’d been with Matt for a good solid seven months. Seven months of joyful bliss with your devil man, your law work, and all your new friends (normal and vigilante). You had attended a wedding, (Marci made a lovely, if not very over the top bride. She was also surprisingly a great law partner.) you’d met your friends families (Moonknight has a very lovely kind of fiancé and a beautiful baby girl.), and you had even won a case or two. You’d really settled into your life in Hell’s Kitchen with Matt and things were really looking up. Until the vomiting started.
“Jesus Christ,” you groaned as Matt muttered something about blasphemy where he lay in your bed. You came back from the bathroom for what felt like the twelfth time this morning after puking your guts out. “If I puke one more time, I’m going to put myself out of my misery a la Dramamine OD.” Matt chuckled and opened the covers— and his arms — to receive your exhausted, wrung out, body.
“Baby, Stay home today.” Matt grumbles, placing a soft kiss to your neck, nuzzling in further.
“No way Devil boy, I got that deposition to look over for Jen Walters, and I need to find an expert witness for Kar-“ Matt covers your mouth lightly with his hand.
“You can’t do any of that while puking your guts out, and I can tell you’re about to do it again. Go see a doctor, then we can figure out work.” He released you just as you feel your stomach flop uneasily once more.
“Damn you and your uncanny ability to hear my stomach churning.” You grumbled getting up to go puke your guts out just as Matt suspected. “Fine, I’ll go see Claire, but you have to look over that thing for Jen. I’m being serious Murdock, and don’t make the excuse that I didn’t copy it over to Braille because I’m gonna text Karen about it!” You shouted in between bouts of vomit, listening as Matt got ready for work.
“I love how chill you are about working with my ex… Girlfriend?” You laughed through your vomit at the question in his tone.
“Oh Fuck you Matty, of course I’m chill. Batman can sleep with Catwoman and leave, but there will always be a Robin.” You puked again and rethought that metaphor. “Okay that Metaphor doesn’t really work because Batman and Robin aren’t fucking, but the idea stands.” Matt chuckles and comes into the Bathroom, now fully dressed for work. He kisses your forehead with a smile and hands you a cup of mouth wash. Once he chaperones you back to bed, he leaves. You settle into your nice, soft, silky sheets, about to let little sheep whisk you off to dream land when you realize something that was about to be very important in your relationships state of affairs. Your period is two weeks late.
“Fuck me ROUGHLY with a chainsaw, you gotta be KIDDING!” You whisper yell staring at the test with two little blue lines that is threatening to rock your world.
“Well, congrats I guess. I’ll set you up an appointment with the OBGYN.” Claire pats your shoulder and leaves the apartment, gently closing the door behind her. She leaves you with more questions than answers, but she can feel that you need the space to metabolize the very big pill you’re swallowing. That pill? You’re gonna be a mom. You’re gonna be a mom SOON. Not two weeks soon, but the ship has sailed, the die is cast, the nine month timer is ticking, and your good catholic boyfriend has yet to put a ring on your finger, and this baby is about to be born by way of Westeros (if you couldn’t tell by that I meant a bastard. It’s funny, laugh.). You hadn’t read the Batman comic for this, but you’re feeling like the joker had a good philosophical point when he decided that laughing at the void was his only option. So you visited Maggie.
You and your boyfriends mother, who was also shockingly a nun, got along like a house on fire. When at first your faithful boyfriend told you his mother was a nun you were very nervous, and super confused as to how that shit was supposed to fucking work. Then you met the woman, and my god did everything you knew about Matt Murdock make total sense. They were so similar. The way they wrinkled their nose when they smiled at you sarcastically. The way they always oriented in the direction of whoever was speaking as if projecting with their bodies that in this moment, your words were important because they came from you. The way they would silently say a prayer at random moments when they saw- or in Matt’s case heard or sensed- something they were thankful for; a cup of fresh coffee, kids resolving a fight without intervention, your laughter, the rain stopping right as they left a building. It was nice to see some of the clay that molded the man that you loved so dearly, to know where he was fired and glazed, and to be able to tangibly appreciate his very existence as if a work in a series of fine art. You loved it, you wondered if your children would be molded of this same clay, what they would pick up of your own.
“Hello, Robbin!” Maggie greeted cheerfully as she supervised playtime for all the kids running around the playground of the school. She loves her son’s girlfriend and her silly Batman nickname. She’s like a breath of fresh air, makes him take everything just a little less seriously. She’s exactly what he needed.
“Hey sister Mags! Uh so can I ask for some advice?” You plop next to Maggie on the bench and fiddle with your fingers nervously, which for Maggie, is an automatic red flag. In the time that she’s known her Son’s girlfriend, she had never been one to fidget nervously. She was always a commanding force of chaotic will. She thinks it’s what Matt likes best about her, so seeing this normally very confident woman fidget… she knew it was time to keep an open mind and an open ear.
“Of course, what’s my son done now?” Maggie chuckles, grabbing your hand and forcing you to stop picking at your fingertips gently.
“He’s knocked me up is what he’s done.” You mutter under your breath and Maggie freezes. “Now he’s stuck with me forever, and he’s gonna be mad, and he’s gonna freak out, and I’m gonna have to be a single lawyer mother that takes her baby to court.” You flop your head in your hands and start sniffling back tears and Maggie is almost too stunned to speak… almost.
“Well,” she starts cautiously, “ being stuck with you forever is Matt’s goal so I wouldn’t worry about that.” Your head snaps up, and Maggie smiles at you reassuringly, tucking your hair behind your ear. “Yeah, you heard that correct, forever was his goal so deep breaths there.” You chuckle and swipe a tear away. “Now, the baby, he’s gonna be thrilled… eventually. He’ll probably try something stupid, but he will come around. If he doesn’t? Well, there are four or five heroes, vigilantes, several lawyers, and one nun of course, that would kick his ass if he said he would leave you. That’s not gonna be a problem though. He’s gonna be thrilled. Don’t worry about it dear, you’re gonna be great parents.” You hug Maggie on a sob and let her hold you for a couple minutes. It’s nice, having a motherly figure who cares about you again.
“God, I’m really having a baby. I’m such an emotional little goddamn bitch now- Oop sorry sister.” You gasp. Maggie laughs and shakes her head.
“Don’t worry about it Robin, it’s fine. Better get back to the bat cave though, I bet you left the test sitting out on the counter.” As always Maggie was right.
Meanwhile back at the apartment…
“FOGGY!” Foggy was not accustomed to Matt shouting, not at that pitch at least. Foggy had heard him shouting in distress, in pain, in anger, but not this near giddy shout that he was giving off now. It shocked him so much he actually dropped the coffee he was pouring for Karen in the sink. Karen flinched as well, not being used to this suddenly excited and yet frantic shout. “Foggy! Come quick!” He heard Matt scrambling out of the bathroom and hitting the door frame in his haste. He met him halfway across the room with Karen not far behind. They needed to hear what this was about right away.
“What Matt! What!” Suddenly a stick was thrust in his hands and he looked a it befuddled. “What is this?”
“A pregnancy test! What does it say!” Matt frantically shouted smacking his friend excitedly on the shoulder over and over. Karen gasped? and foggy flinched flinging the test.
“Ew your girlfriend peed on this!” What Foggy didn’t realize, was in his childish disgust he flung the test right out the open window above the dumpsters.
“FOGGY YOU FUCKING IDIOT!” Karen shouted lunging at the test futilely as it flew out the window.
“SHIT!” Foggy yelled following her
“GODDAMNIT!” Matt cussed and the group all gasped again and Matt even smacked a hand over his gaping mouth in horror. Foggy stared open mouthed at the open window, and then at Matt. Karen nearly falls from the force of the gasp that just came out of her mouth. They stand in silence, all staring at each other for a good couple of seconds and then the room dissolved into madness.
“MATT WAS THAT BLASP-“
“IM SO SORRY! I HEARD PREGNANCY TEST AND I FRE-“
“HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE-“
The three of them stood in a circle gaping and shouting and gesturing in horror, before they all froze at the hysterical laughter from the woman they hadn’t realized during their slapstick venture had come through the door. There you stood as they all continued to stare slack jawed at you. You were laughing so hard you were nearly gagging. The force of your laughter caused you to collapse in a chair and you were clutching at your side, your face was cherry red and you had tears streaming down your face. “Foggy just- and Karen’s face- and Matt said-“ the next several sentences were stilted by laughter and cut off at the joint, but the partners of Nelson, Murdock, and Page understood that you had seen everything. “Oh god, oh god, I can’t breathe, I’m actually having an asthma attack.” You were coughing through your laughter, and the friends were now genuinely concerned. Matt got your inhaler from your bedside, vaulting the couch and flipping over the chair. Once you had calmed down, and used your rescue inhaler, the group stared at you with cartoonish eagerness- except Matt who was staring vaguely at your fridge and had his hands out at both sides as if he was finishing a vigorous Jazz routine- waiting for you to tell them the results of your test.
“So?” Foggy asked gesturing at you wildly.
“So what?” You gulped, now having your breathing under control.
“STOP BEING COY, ARE YOU PREGNANT WOMAN!?” Karen burst forth then slapped her hands over her mouth. “Sorry.”
“Oh, yeah.” You nodded casually, sipping from someone’s abandoned glass of water.
“WHAT!?” Three identical shouts came from them all at once and you nodded, still very casual, legs crossed waiting for them to figure out their next move.
“WELP! WE GOTTA GO!-“
“OH LOOK AT THE TIME! MARCI SHOULD BE-“ Foggy and Karen hastened excuses and lunged for the exit, grabbing coats and brief cases before slamming the door in a hurry. You could hear them talking in hushed panic whispers all the way down the hall. Matt however, was still frozen in shock. The house was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. It was almost physically painful to have your home, normally filled with so much laughter, become so tensely silent.
“So, I was thinking we move to my place? I got an extra bedroom. But honestly, I love your apartment, I practically live here. Maybe we look for a new place altogether!” Matt slowly creeped closer to you while you rambled. His head cocked hands spread and visibly trembling as he walks towards you like you were wounded and frightened animal about to bite. “Then we could always-“ Matt reached you and dropped to his knees, putting his head directly over your stomach and clutching his fists into the fabric of your sweater. You whimpered, stock still, not even daring to put your hands on his body. You sat in total silence for a couple seconds, until Matt started shaking. You felt his hands grip you tighter and his face nuzzle into your stomach. His tears were starting to seep through your clothes.
“I’m gonna be a dad! I can hear her! We’re gonna have a baby!” He whispered, and you beamed, starting to get teary eyes yourself. The previous tension wooshed out of the room, you relaxed.
“Her, huh?” Your watery chuckle making him hold you tighter.
“Yeah! Her!” He laughs joyfully, “A little girl, who is exactly like you. It’s gotta be. They say that girls are a reflection of their father’s sins, and I can’t wait for her to be just as difficult, and stubborn, and kind, and beautiful, and as crazy as you. You’re my favorite thing, of course I want more of you.” He grins, still crying. Vacant eyes roaming over where he senses your face to be, he puts a hand on your cheek.
“Well Murdock, you’re stuck with me.” You give a watery chuckle, and he beams.
“Good, my plan is working.” He placed a kiss on your head and you laugh.
“Oh?” You smile, wrapping your arms around his neck, snuffling away the rest of your tears and rubbing your noses together.
“Yeah, of course, I’ve got a ring in my trunk right now. I was gonna give it to you in two weeks, but why wait when you’re already giving me everything.” You gasp, and Matt stands, going to his trunk and pulling out a little black box. He opens it to reveal a dainty silver band that looked like flowers. The ring was beautiful, and you’re sure he picked it by touch alone so he could fell all of the intricate details. “So, what do you say?”
“Oh my God Matthew, of course!” You giggled, and another wave of tears hit as you kisses him with all the passion you were capable of. You were enjoying your moment of bliss, until you were interrupted by a tell-tale thump against your front door.
“Oh yeah, Karen and Foggy were eavesdropping.” He grinned and you both chuckled. “You can come back in now!” Matt called, and your door burst open revealing a very excited Karen and Foggy were waiting.
“Oh my god, this is the best day of my life.” Foggy was misty eyed, and you couldn’t help but laugh.
“Oh my god man, are you crying?” You laugh a bit as everyone begins to trade hugs and congratulations.
“Yeah! My best friends are getting married and having a baby! Why wouldn’t I cry?” He tried to snuffle back his tears and you hugged him fondly.
“Oh Foggward, you’re gonna be such a good Godfather.” You sigh, and the news of him being the godfather made him promptly burst into tears.
Matt was a saint. He attended your every need. You never had to worry about your craving foods being easily accessible, the fridge at your house and at the office was fully stocked. House hunting? Handled. There was a cute brownstone near the office and the parish that he snapped up right away. It had plenty of room for more kiddos, and it had a window in the attic so he could sneak out on his Devil adventures without a hitch. Body issues? Not with Matt you don’t. The bigger you got, the more feral he seemed to get. He couldn’t seem to keep his hands off you, you were like a precious jewel, and he wouldn’t let you forget. (And if you had to guess, it was most likely some sort of breeding kink, but who were you to judge.) As the months rolled on, you got bigger, your mood swings got more intense, and the sass you were slinging the entire time was unmatched, but he handled it like a champ.
“Matthew Michael Murdock? Tell your little parasite to calm down with the morning sickness, or I swear to god I’ll puke in your shoes.”
“Mathew? Our Xenomorph is dancing on my bladder. I’m gonna need you to start doing some of the parenting here, tell her it’s my bladder not Prom.”
“Listen buddy, I know you Murdock’s got the Devil in you or whatever, but if this child keeps moving while I try to sleep? I’m gonna call an exorcist.”
Even with all of that, Matt always shrugged it off with a smile, and whatever solution he could. The baby was already a daddy’s girl, and when Matt found out you really were having a little girl? He became even more obsessed. He constantly talked to your bump, touching your stomach anytime he was near you and relishing in the way your two steady heart beats thudded strongly against his hand. His voice was like some kind of magic spell, whenever he talked to you or your bump, whatever ailment your daughter was causing suddenly subsided. When the baby started kicking? He was glued to your hip. The first time she did it, you were laying on the couch, reading over some court case. Matt was pacing the room, practicing his opening statement for the next day, until your shocked gasp cut him off.
“Baby?” Matt called out, startled and suddenly terrified.
“Matty! Come quick!” You waved him over even though he couldn’t see, and he rushed to you, afraid something was seriously wrong. Then you grabbed his hand and placed it on your stomach and-
“Oh! Oh wait!” Matt was suddenly an eager child, giddy and vibrating under his skin like he was just given the gift he was excited for for Christmas.
“It feels so weird, but there she is!” You giggled, I’ve felt her a couple times, but it’s never been strong enough for you to feel it, or I don’t know? Super senses and all maybe you could? Doesn’t matter. That’s out baby Matt!” You grinned with tears brining in your eyes, and Matt beamed, pressing a kiss to your belly, and then your lips lovingly. Yeah, he was gonna be a great dad.
You weren’t prepared to become the most protected woman in the city, but when the other vigilantes of New York caught wind of your pregnancy, you constantly were being tailed by one superhero or another. You asked Moonknight’s baby mama? Fiancé? You weren’t sure, but they were a thing. Anyway, you asked her if this was normal, but of course, she was also a vigilante, so naturally she didn’t need as much supervision in the eyes of her peers. No matter where you went, at whatever time, there was always one hero handy to make sure nothing was too strenuous for you. Frank Castle ‘running into you’ at a grocery store and helping you carry home your groceries (you had made up since the taser incident, and had since become great friends)? Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man dropping down to walk you home from work (you now lovingly referred to Peter as your eldest child, Matt resented this a bit, but you found it hilarious)? None of these were off limits, and they had all happened on multiple occasions. Hell, even Deadpool had made an appearance a time or two, bringing you snacks or a good joke. You always had an escort, you always had a kind ear, and you always had someone to carry heavy things. While that was great and all, if you didn’t get some alone time? Real, actual, alone time? You were gonna wipe the city of its hero population.
“Mathew!” You shouted when you got home, and Matt winced. He could feel you slowly getting annoyed for days now, and he knew what it was about. He hadn’t asked all of your friends to look out for you like this, they all just sort of… did it, and while it for sure made him feel better, that didn’t mean he couldn’t see how annoying it could be.
“Yes love of my life, mother of my child, Angel on earth?” He beamed and he could tell you rolled your eyes.
“Cut the shit Devil Boy, if I don’t get some alone time here soon? I’m gonna crack.” You sighed, flopping into your couch with a sigh.
“Ok.” Matt shrugged, standing and grabbing his coat from the rack and toeing on his shoes.
“What?” He could sense your adorable pout and shrug, and he shook his head with a laugh. “That’s it? You’re just gonna… go?”
“Yeah, I’ll go to the office, finish up my case work, and head back home with dinner in a couple hours. That ok?” You gave a tiny delighted gasp, and Matt could smell the salt of your tears. Had he misjudged?
“You’re so good to me.” You blubbered a bit, and Matt chuckled. Ah, Hormones. “Thank you, I love you so much, and I love our friends so much, but I really wanna be alone for a minute. I don’t know, it’s all so overwhelming, and I love you so so much, don’t get me wrong, it’s just-“
“Baby, you don’t have to explain. You’re not even alone in your own body right now. Of course you’re overwhelmed, of course you’re feeling overcrowded. You don’t have to explain to me. I know you love me, I know you love having me around, but if you need a moment to yourself. That’s fine.” He sighed, rubbing your back gently.
“You’re my favorite person.” You mumbled, kissing his cheek affectionately. “I Love you more than anything.” You place one on the opposite cheek, “You’re the other half of my soul.” You kiss him on the mouth, “Now leave me alone.” You mumbled still pressing up against his lips, and Matt laughs, grabbing his cane and heading out for an hour or two.
When he returns, there is gentle music coming from the baby’s room. You had been working on the room a lot lately, from what he’s heard from Frank, it’s called nesting, and it was your minds way of preparing your brain for another human to enter your space. He loved listening to you work in there. You always were mumbling to yourself while you painted, or folded tiny clothes, or cleaned. The furniture had all been put together, a baby gift from Frank, Wade, and Peter, who broke into your house one afternoon, built it all, and left a Polaroid of them putting it all together on your fridge. It was a sweet (if not slightly creepy,) gesture that you were both very grateful for. In fact, the whole room had been littered with little gifts and sweet gestures from your friends. Toys, photos, diapers, clothes, they all have a little something, and it made you both smile thinking about how loved your baby already was before they were even born. Matt began to search for you, and when he found you, you were sitting in the rocking chair in the nursery, fast asleep, and clutching to a stuffed elephant. He smiled, you were so adorable, he woke you, made sure you ate, and then tucked you into bed. You were gonna be a great mom, he just knew it.
Months dragged on, your baby grew bigger, and as was always the case with you and your wonderful Devil man, nothing, not even the birth of your child, could go as planned.
You were at home when your water broke, blearily trying to make yourself some tea to calm your spasming muscles that you believed to be Brackston Hicks. Instead, you were now standing in wet socks, tired, scared, and in pain. So, naturally, the first thing you did was call Matt, but your heart sank to your stomach when you heard his phone announcing the caller ID from the bedroom. Well, Shit. He was still out patrolling, he never has his normal phone when he’s patrolling. So, you called his emergency cell, and to your horror, a random woman picked up and told you she found it abandoned on the sidewalk. Double shit. Your next call is Claire. Claire is easily the most collected person you know, and should be able to help you with all the baby stuff too.
“Hello?” She answered blearily, and you could hear the busy rush of the hospital in the background, must be a busy night.
“Claire!” You sigh, relieved, and Claire’s voice takes on a greater modicum of interest.
“Robin? Is DD ok?” She asked with urgency, and that’s when the water works start.
“I don’t know! My water broke and he lost both his phones!” You cried again, and you could almost hear the frustration pouring out of her ears like steam.
“Ok! Stay calm Robin, I’m gonna call Luke and Frank. They’ll get started on finding Matt. You call Foggy and Karen to come get you, and I’ll meet you at Metro General.
You nodded and sighed as your muscles gave you a slight reprieve. “Ok, ffffffuck, shit. Ok. Yeah, I can manage that.”
“Ok, good. See you soon.” She hung up, and suddenly, you were scared all over again. So before you could break down once more, you called Karen.
“Robin? Is everything ok? Is Matt ok?” The water works started again and you felt like an idiot.
“I-“ you hiccuped and groaned as another contraction started. “I don’t know! He lost his phone! I’m in Labor! I’m terrified!” You cried.
“Oh shit, Tell Robin I’m going out now. I’ll find Red and bring him home. The spider kid will get to her before you will. I’ll shoot him a text ok Kar? Tell Robbi-“ you’re shocked to Hear Frank Castle’s voice followed by the sound of a kiss, but you’re too distracted by the pain to do much about that hot goss anyway.
“Frank, we’re on speaker.” You hear your friend huff.
“Ah, well. Robin, I’ll go get Red ok? We’ll get this fi-“ an explosion then proceeds to rock the city.
“SHIT!” Frank curses, you cry harder and Karen gasps. “Ok, well, found him. I’ll- I’ll call the Moonknight guy and Luke.” Then you hear the sound of Frank’s boots pounding on Karen’s hardwood.
“Ok Robin, I’m on my way. Don’t freak out. Matt may not have even been there yet, but the good news is regardless of what happened we know exactly where he’s gonna be, and Frank, Deadpool, Luke, and Moonknight will find him. I’ll call Foggy and we will come get you ok? Open the door for Peter when he gets there. You got this.” Then silence filled the line again.
You then proceeded to pace around your house. You took a shower, you packed a bag, you grabbed baby’s first outfit. You were doing ok. Around when you were trying to pack Matt’s clothing, Peter got there and you almost collapsed with relief as you heard him pound up the stairs.
“Robin!” Peter heaved as you opened the door. He looked like he sprinted here. It had literally been thirty minutes. “Oh, hey!” He saw you start to cry again.
“My god labor made me a little bitch.” You whimper, letting the superpowered teen comfort you, then you sniffled, and amended your thought. “Actually? Fuck that. I’m in labor, and my husband is probably flipping around an explosion, I’m not crying ENOUGH!” Peter continued shushing your tears and rocking you back and forth slowly, stunned.
“It’s ok Robin, I got you. Foggy and Karen will be here any minute. Let’s get you down stairs ok?” He went into your room , grabbed your hospital bag, then helped you waddle slowly down the stairs. You had to sit on the landing when another contraction hit, but you finally made it out the door just as Foggy and Karen pulled up.
“Hey! Robin! It’s all good!” Karen and Marci rushed to your side, Foggy sat in the car, anxiously flexing his hands on the wheel. “Ok Pete! We got her, you can go help look for Matt now.” You heard Karen whisper as Marci ushered you to the car.
“Ok, Foggy, let’s go.” Marci said, slipping into the front seat while Karen volunteered to sit in the back with you.
“God!” You whined as another contraction hit.
“I’m so pissed!” You yelled. “I told him I’d be fine, to go out, it was just Braxton Hicks, I couldn’t POSSIBLY be going into Labor! It’s too goddamn early!” You groaned and squeezed your eyes shut, squeezing Karen’s hand so hard, she thought you’d break her whole arm. “Then, he looks at me, he looks and says ‘No Robbin! It’s fine! Better safe than sorry!’ Then I, like an absolute fucking moron, told him to go! It couldn’t possibly be that bad! If it is labor, I’ll just call! Then he looses his fucking phone! This blind, back flipping, latex wearing, moron, has never once lost his goddamn phone! THEN on the ONE and ONLY NIGHT I NEED TO CALL, HE FUCKING LOOSES IT!” You let out a shout, and Foggy can’t help but giggle, and Marci and Karen look halfway there themselves. “Oh yeah! Laugh! Laugh at my misery! It’s fucking hilarious! I can’t find my blind vigilante husband, I’m in premature labor, and some fucking moron just bombed New York! Real hysterical!” They sober up pretty quickly after that.
When you arrived at Metro General, Claire was waiting with a wheelchair and your OBGYN. “Oh thank fuck.” You mutter, flopping into the chair, “please, proceed to the room and pump me full of drugs doc, I’m miserable here.” Your OB laughs, and pats your shoulder.
“You got it mama. Where’s dad?” She asks kindly, and you start to tear up again.
“We-“ you gasp a sob, “We don’t know!” Claire and the OB give each other an ‘oh shit’ look and nod.
“That’s ok! I’m sure he’s fine, things are hectic, but I’m sure he’s just caught up in traffic, lots of crazy stuff going on tonight.” Your doctor and Claire proceed to roll you into the elevator, and Karen follows close behind. “I’m assuming Ms. Page is coming in with you?” You mid, and Karen bids foggy goodbye, telling him to call Maggie and Frank to see if anybody has any idea about what was going on.
Labor takes forever. In the movies, it’s like a twenty minute gig. It’s all rush rush rush and then boom. Baby. But it’s just not like that in real life. Instead, you get to the hospital, your OB and a bunch of nurses hook you up to monitors, then they leave you the fuck alone. Sure, they come and check on you or whatever, but unless you’re dying, it takes a while, and other people got other shit going on in this hospital too. You end up sort of being glad you told Matt to go help. You’re just in labor, right now it’s all contractions, and napping, and ice cubes.
Claire and Karen are with you the most, and Marci keeps a running update on what’s going on with the bomb, and with Matt and the vigilante crew. Eventually they do anything and everything they can to distract you from your husbands absence. Foggy stops in every once in a while, and they all sneak videos of you too. There’s one where you’re on your laptop and Marci is on hers, you’re comparing notes for a custody battle you’re working on, and it’s the coolest shit Foggy has ever seen. You’re both sitting cross legged on your hospital bed, laptops sitting on your hospital bed tray. Marci is in yoga pants and Grippy socks she stole off a nurse, glasses perched on the end of her nose. You’re in a hospital gown, two blankets and a little Devil squishmallow (I’m talking about Dante btw.) sit in your lap.
“So, in cross-“ you take a deep breath and hold it, hissing out slowly through your mouth. Marci reached both hands across your screens and you hold on to her arms and groan a bit, then it passes. “Whoo, that sucked! In cross, you need to emphasize mom’s addiction problems, and her lack of treatment. Make them realize that while she may have money, and she may be the mother, her life style and unwillingness to get treatment for her alcoholism or take a simple drug test, makes her an unfit guardian.” This video becomes Foggy’s favorite talking point. He loves showing it to your clients to demonstrate just how committed you are to your practice.
You keep working as long as you can, when that gets too much, you end up playing a card game with all of them, and Karen takes an amazing selfie of you with an oxygen mask and a handful of ‘Cards Against Humanity’ cards. There’s also an amazing video of Foggy judging a particularly good hand. “For my next trick I will pull a blank out of my blank.” Foggy reads, and you instantly start cackling and slap down two cards. There’s a moment of deliberation, and then Foggy reads them out. “For my next trick, I will pull- hah!- Meatloaf the food, out of Meatloaf the man!” You all laugh and foggy picks up the next set. “For my next trick! I will be pulling an erection that lasts longer than four hours out of your mother!” You all laugh again, but when Foggy picks up the next set of Cards, he laughs so hard, he makes Marci read them.
“Oh my God!” Marci cackles, then reads the cards. “For my next trick, I will be pulling a Fetus out of My Vagina!” Everyone dissolves into uproarious laughter.
“No fucking way it says that!” Karen laughs and shows the cards to the camera.
“Well that wins.” Foggy groans, and you cheer.
“Haha! Even when in immense pain I still fucking win!” You say taking the black card and kissing it triumphantly.
It takes about two hours for Matt to arrive, and you’re only at four centimeters. You’re loudly complaining about it to Karen during a contraction when he does finally get there. “God Kar!” You snarl as another contraction hits you, thankfully, the pain has been dulled a lot by your epidural, but you’re still in pain. Your leaning on her standing up, Arms around her shoulders, head bowed as you try and rock back and fourth to settle the terrible cramped feeling in your vagina. “I swear to baby Jesus and the grown one too, if Mathew Michael Murdock misses the birth of our first child, he’s gonna be meeting the Lord a lot sooner than expected.” Pretty soon you hear a scuffle with nurses, and a bunch of people worrying about safety some man who looks injured. That’s when Matt rushes in, scratches all over his face, bruised ribs, and a cut over his eyebrow that screams ‘I was just in a burning building!’
“Baby!” He sighs in relief, throwing his cane to the chair in the corner and running to relieve Karen of your weight. “Oh baby! I’m so sorry it took so long! You were so brave!” You nearly collapse into a puddle of tears when Matt finally uses one hand to tangle in your hair and press you to his chest, while the other runs up and down the length of your spine. “We got everyone out, and everyone who can wait in the waiting room is waiting on your okay.”
“Oh thank god!” You cry in relief, pressing a kiss to Matt’s chest.
“No problem honey, you’re gonna have another contraction.” He sighs, clutching you tighter and sitting on the edge of the bed. You lean into him and he kisses over every available piece of skin he can get to.
Matt details for you how he heard a suspicious group talking about some kind of Blaze of Glory and followed them to the building that was eventually blown up. Supposedly, some sort of rival gang had learned of a cover business that their competitors were using, and they had just intended to burn it down, and hadn’t taken into account that there would be barrels of gasoline in the place, causing a mass explosion. Thankfully that building was empty at the time, but the two neighboring apartment buildings weren’t. He got blown back by the explosion, but he was relatively ok. He then details how he and the rest of your group of super friends pulled people out of the two burning buildings, and described for the police that this was not in fact an intentional binning of a city block, but an idiotic arson attempt. He also described in vivid detail how he panicked and sprinted across the city, almost taking out a little old lady and a stray cat in his haste to make it to you.
“Well shit, I never thought I’d be grateful for arsonists, but it not being a domestic terrorist is really comforting.” You mumbled as Matt lay with you between his legs. “I mean, it super sucks that organized crime in this dumb fucking city is so bad, but it could indeed be worse.” He huffed a laugh and discerned Claire’s annoyed eye roll from across the room.
Your labor ultimately lasted for about ten hours, six at home, four in hospital. The whole time it was going you were your snarky, unabashed self. Matt arriving seemed to be what pushed your labor into high gear, and it only took an additional two hours once he arrived for you to give birth. You were a non stop stream of expletives and gauge threats the whole time, and Matt was ever so happy to laugh at your bitching, and dish it right back.
“This sucks, should have known your kid would have a big ass head.” You grumbled at one point, kissing Matt’s hand as he brought you more ice cubes.
“Nah, the head is normal sized, it’s the horns that are giving you so much trouble.” You cackled and crunched the ice he spooned into your mouth. There was a nurse that looked almost terrified momentarily until she realized you were joking, and honestly you couldn’t blame her, New York had seen a lot of shit lately, Rosemary’s baby wouldn’t be too off base.
Matt at some point groans as you lean into his bruised ribs while you ride out another contraction. “Damn Murdock, what are you groaning about, it’s just some bruised ribs, I’m pushing a watermelon out of my vagina. Suck it up!” You lean away hastily, and check his ribs gently when the contraction ends though, and he just laughs.
“Sure honey, I’ll just keep my internal bleeding to a minimum.” He chuckles, kissing your hair, and pushing your hands away, not letting you fuss over him and insisting he was fine. You made Claire check him over anyway, turns out he had also ruptured some stitches. The other nurses were very concerned, but Claire brushed it off saying he was in a car wreck or something.
“Matthew Michael Murdock, your penis is allowed nowhere near my body ever again.” You groaned as you finally got to eight centimeters. Meaning it was time to push.
“Sure babe, we will revisit that sentiment in two months. You’re doing great.” He gently strokes your hair and grasps your hand as he listens to you give birth to your perfect baby girl.
Jacquline Marie Murdock, named in honor Matt’s late Father, was born at 5 am, was five pounds eight ounces, and had a full head of vibrant red hair. The nurse handed her to you and Matt beamed, but he seemed to be hiding something.
“What is it Matty?” You fret, pushing hair from his brow with gentle fingers as the nurse cleaned you up.
“Well, it’s just-“ he sighed and ran a gentle hand over her features, “will you describe her to me?” Your heart shattered. The nurses standing near by ushered the others back a bit so you’d have privacy, and you were so grateful.
“Of course Matt, I’d love to. She’s got your nose, and my chin, but if I had to choose who she looks most like, I’d pick you. No denying she’s all Murdock bub. She’s small, scrappy little thing, just like her mommy. She’s got these perfect lips that now at the top just like mine, and she’s got ten fingers and toes, her eyes are brown, just like yours, but the best part is her hair. It’s your favorite color, it’s bright read and curly, she’s perfect.” You sniffle, and look up at your husband in adoration, drying the tears that were now freely falling from his eyes. (If we’re honest, there wasn’t a dry eye in the room.) “Do you want to hold her?”
“Oh!” Matt’s eyes lit up, filled with awestruck wonder. “Can I?” You huffed a watery chuckle and helped him get situated with her in his arms.
“Of course honey, she’s yours. You helped make her.” When you said that, Matt looked as if you had offered him the moon on a string. She was the most perfect thing Matt had ever held, and you were so in love with the way he held his daughter, the look on his face that betrayed his every emotion, and it was filled entirely with love and wonder.
When you were finally resting, and the baby was getting checked over by the doctors,
Matt made his way back to the waiting room. The picture Marci took to show you showed a room filled with a strange assortment of heroes and civilians that honestly frightened the nurses until Claire calmed them down. Karen was snoozing in Franks lap, covered by his long trench coat. He had a hand in her hair, and a hoodie pulled up over his head to hide the giant bruises on his face. Pater was sat on the floor, back pressing into Maggie’s legs as he snoozed against the bemused nun. Foggy had his hands crossed on his chest like an old man, legs stretched out and crossed at the ankles. Luke and Jessica were sitting back to back, as Claire stitched a nasty cut above Jess’s eye. Steven, no longer in the Moonknight suit, had tossed up a peace sign and you could see his lovely wife waiving from his phone screen. Deadpool, wearing a red sweatshirt, jeans, and a surgical mask with his logo on it was laying in Peter’s lap flipping off the camera. Marci was smiling in the foreground of the selfie, and there was an actually traumatized nurse in the background who looked like she either wanted to call the cops, or make a run for it.
When Matt arrived, that hysterical tableaux was broken up immediately by grumbles, cut off snores, and squeals if excitement. “A healthy baby girl!” He beamed and the room erupted in excitement. When it died down, people said they’re goodbyes, and promised to come by tomorrow to meet the baby. Only Maggie, The godparents (Karen and Foggy), and their significant others (Marci and Frank) remained to meet the baby before they too headed home to catch some sleep. Matt lead them all to your hospital room where they were greeted by the sight of you snuggling a perfect baby girl. Your friends cooed over how perfect she was, and you all exchanged hugs and kisses and congratulations.
Karen was first to hold the baby, and Frank grinned as he looked down at the baby over her shoulder.
“Damn Red, you make some adorable ass kids.” He chuckled, smacking Matt on the back as he held your hand.
Next was Foggy, you and every woman in the room eagerly filmed Matt handing over the little girl to his best friend. After she was safely nuzzled in his arms, Matt threw an arm around Foggy and they both grinned. “Man, can you even believe these two Avocados turned out okay?” Foggy chuckled.
“I know man, we made it. We got some other strange things going on, but we made it.” Matt laughed smithing a hand over his daughter’s hair. The picture of him and Foggy was displayed proudly on Foggy’s desk.
Finally, Maggie held the baby, and she and Matt both cried. There were words there that they didn’t dare utter out loud, but when it came to the Murdock family. Other worldly senses could always say a lot more than words could. This moment was big for them, and when he finally whispered the baby’s name to Maggie, it felt like some sort of healing presence filled the room, and you could swear that Matt looked as if his whole world finally clicked into place when his mother told him how proud his dad would have been.
When the room had finally settled, and everyone had left to go get some sleep, you and Matt were left to your own devices. Your baby rested on Matt’s chest as you lay side by side in your hospital bed. He had one hand in her back, and another around your waist, and he focused on both of his girls steady, relaxed heart beats while you stared at her perfect face and stroked her chubby cheeks with gentle fingers. Then you stretched up to kiss Matt’s cheek with a grin, and lips still pressed to his head, you grinned and mumbled;
“Holy Parenthood Batman, we had a baby!”
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Happy Meals
Fandom: DC, Batman, Batfam, Dick Grayson, Nightwing
Word Count: 1843
Notes: Thank you to @lovelypastel2532 for the request! I know this is probably not where you were thinking I would take this.... but I hope you like it anyway! And thank you to @babblydrabbly, @skvatnavle, and @yespolkadotkitty for the support when I was second-guessing myself. 💖
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“Dicckk!!! I’m hungry!” You whine from the passenger seat as the car turns onto the interstate leaving Blüdhaven.
Your boyfriend grins playfully at you. “I told you to eat breakfast before we left.”
“But I wasn’t hungry then! You know car rides make me want to eat!” You pout as you cross your arms over your chest.
Dick nudges your elbow with his. “We’ll be at the manor in about 25 minutes. And I’m sure Alfred will make you something to eat.”
“Come on!” You groan. “Can’t we just grab something to go? I promise not to make a mess this time!”
Dick sighs, knowing he can’t win this fight. “Where do you want t-”
“There’s one we haven’t hit off the next exit.”
A loud groan comes from the driver’s seat. “That’s what this is all about? Then why didn’t you just say so?”
“Because I didn’t think you would stop! Now hurry up and get in the right lane! The exit’s coming up.”
Muttering under his breath, but still shaking his head with a smile, Dick changes lanes before pulling off at the next exit. You squeal and plant a sloppy kiss on his cheek. “Thank you, baby! I’ll even pay this time! And besides, don’t pretend you don’t want to check too.”
Dick sighs again. “Fine. I am curious. We’ve been looking for months and one of these places has to have it. Maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”
He pulls off the street and into the McDonald’s parking lot. Surprisingly for this time of day, there is only one other car in the drive-thru line. As the two of you wait for your turn, you ask, “So, do you want anything?”
“I guess I might as well while we’re here. We can just get the usual.”
You nod as Dick moves up to the speaker and you lean over him to place the order. “Hi! Can we get two hamburger Happy Meals and two 6-piece chicken nugget Happy Meals, please? All with fries and a coke?”
The guy on the other end of the intercom gives you the total and Dick pulls the car forward. You try to hand him your credit card but he waves you off. “I don’t mind paying, that wasn’t the problem. I just don’t know why we couldn’t wait until we got to Gotham to get something to eat.”
“Because we’ve checked all the other McDonald’s around there. We haven’t been to this one before and it’s the perfect opportunity. Besides, I amactually hungry.”
Dick chuckles. “When aren’t you hungry?”
Before you can give a witty comeback, he pulls up to the window and pays. Once he gets his change, Dick then drives up to the pick-up window. Once he hands you all the food, Dick pulls into one of the parking spaces under a shady tree, turns off the car, and faces you. “Well…. What did we get?” He tries to act like he doesn’t care, but you can hear that slight note of anticipation just under the surface of his question.
You peer into the first box before setting it down. Picking up the second box, you open it and look inside. Without a word, you put it down and grab the third box. By this point, you can see Dick’s expression drooping slightly out of the corner of your eye. After barely a glance in the third box, you pick up the final Happy Meal. Peaking in the top slowly, you sigh as you see what’s inside. “Well…. If it makes you feel better, we didn’t get allJason’s this time.” You pop a chicken nugget into your mouth.
Dick reaches into the four kid’s meal boxes and pulls out three Red Hood figures and one Robin. He throws them to the floor in frustration.
You gently poke his arm with a fry. “Oh, come on. We’ve only gotten about fifteen or so Damians at this point. At least there was a little variety.”
“Over the past month and a half, we have been to practically every McDonald’s from Blüdhaven to Gotham and beyond at least once! We must have ordered over 100 Happy Meals! How in the world have we not gotten a single Nightwing toy! This is insane! Someone must have done something to the shipment or there was a problem with distribution. Because I know other places have them! This can’t just be this big of a coincidence.”
“Oh, thank God! You finally figured it out! I wasn’t sure how much longer I could keep going with this!” You sigh in relief as you toss the fry you are holding back into the Happy Meal box.
Dick stares at you in confusion. “What are you talking about? What did I figure out?”
“Okay, so this wasn’t my idea. But you know your brothers. While alone, Jason may be extremely cunning, Tim may be brilliantly intuitive, and Damian may be extraordinarily strategic. However when you put them together on something, there never seems to be a braincell between them.”
“What did they do?” Dick asks skeptically.
“Well… when they heard that McDonald’s was going to start carrying Batfamily toys, they started arguing about who would be most popular and how much you would love getting your hands on the Nightwing one. Jason joked that it would drive you nuts not being able to find one. And so, the three of them thought it would be a smart idea to steal Bruce’s credit card and bribe the company that supplies the toys to send all the Nightwing ones to them instead of the restaurants in a hundred-mile radius of Gotham and Blüdhaven.”
“They did WHAT!” Dick cries out in disbelief. “And you went along with this!”
You hold up your hands in protest. “Hey, I only found out when the crates of toys started getting delivered. And that’s when I got my idea.”
“Which was….” Dick asks.
“Those idiots didn’t think their plan through. They kept the toys out of your grasp, but they were now stuck with hundreds of crates of them.” You shrug. “So, I offered to take them off their hands. They knew eventually you would find a way to get one, so as long as I didn’t offer one up until you figured out something was going on, I got to keep them all.”
Dick blinks in surprise. “Why on earth would you want hundreds of crates of Nightwing toys? I mean, I know I’m your favorite and you love me and all, but don’t you think that’s a little excessive?”
You shake your head. “You’re not seeing the big picture either. The guys were only focused on the momentary prank. I looked into the future. What happens when there are hundreds or thousands less of one specific item in a set than all the other items in that set? Especially with collector’s items?”
The realization finally dawns on Dick and his eyes grew wide. “They become a super rare collectable!”
You nod. “Exactly! I already checked the other day and prices on eBay for one of these things are close to $100. Give it a few more weeks or months, and there’s no telling how much they’ll be worth!”
“But, isn’t this kind of terrible?” Dick asks. “Sure, we could make a lot of money off of them from rich guys who can afford it, but what about the average kids who look up to me and want a Nightwing toy? How is it fair to them?”
“Another excellent observation and one I’ve already thought of.” You smile brightly at him. “We only sell half of them. We wait about a month or so until the market for them is nice and high, then we sell as many as we can for as much as we can. We can even auction some off that are signed by Nightwing himself! Get them certified and everything! I’m sure those would bring in thousands! At the same time, we take the other half and have Wayne Enterprises start donating them to underprivilege kids. You know, at orphanages, shelters, the poorer sections of town. Then, eventually, the market will stabilize again and those who couldn’t afford them before will be able to. And then, we take all the money we made selling the dolls and donate it to different charities.”
Dick stares at you, his mouth slightly agape. Just as you start to get worried he might be angry about the whole situation, he says, “That… is… genius!”
You smile at him. “Really? So, you’re not mad?”
“Well, mostly at my brothers but I can’t believe you could look at their prank and find a way to turn it into something so good and helpful for people. You’re amazing!” He leaned over the center console so he could grasp the back of your neck and pull you into a kiss. You smile beneath his touch and return his affection.
After a few minutes of awkwardly trying to make out over the shifter and your drinks, Dick backs away. “We better get going. Bruce is expecting us soon.”
You nod, but as he turns the car back on, you speak up, “Dick, can I ask you a question though?”
“Of course. What’s up?”
“If you knew that other places had the Nightwing toy, why didn’t you just ask one of your friend’s from around the country to send you one? Or, you could have had Wally drop one off instantly. So, why did you have us keep checking each McDonald’s around here?”
Dick blushes as he peers down at the steering wheel. “I don’t know. I kind of liked doing this with you. Like it was a little scavenger hunt for just the two of us. It was fun just having a short car ride and grabbing a bite with you. I know I don’t always have time to do much more than that between work and patrol, but it was a chance for us to spend time together.”
“Oh, Dick.” You brush your fingers across his cheek. “I really enjoy these times with you too. And I understand why you are so busy, and I love that about you. But just because we have all the Batfamily toys now doesn’t mean we have to stop our drives and dinner. I’m up for it anytime you want.”
“Really?” he asks.
“Of course, baby. Just say the word.” You link your fingers with his and you give his hand a tight squeeze. He squeezes it back and gives you a bright smile. Running your thumb over his knuckles, you say, “And you know, I heard they are changing up the toys soon. Do you want to try and collect all the Encanto toys?”
Dick’s face lights up. “YES! But don’t tell the guys.”
“Why? Are you embarrassed to be collecting toys from a kid’s movie?” You ask, poking him teasingly in the chest.
“Hell no! I just don’t want them stealing all the Luisa toys before I can get one!”
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With a Heart of Scars Chapter 11
Strolls in over a year late with Starbucks, new chapter anyone?
Links for those who are new, or need a refresher:
Chapter 1 | Previous Chapter | AO3
“You really had no idea I was back in town?” Tim asked again as he adjusted his grip on Dick’s wrist.
The two of them were in the middle of climbing the manor’s staircase to the second floor. It was Tim’s way of making sure he rested. Especially since his brother was apparently insistent on still working the case that had landed him under a building.
He’d thought he could leave Dick safely downstairs for a bit while he got situated back in the manor, the man was injured and had promised to rest, but apparently Dick had picked up more Batman habits from Bruce than he cared to admit to. It was baffling, especially since Tim knew for a fact everyone else in the family was hard at work investigating things in some way or another. So here they were with Tim in charge of getting Dick upstairs without tearing stitches, while Alfred was busy making sure the room was presentable, clean, and free of tripping hazards.
“Nope, I can show you my phone when we get upstairs. Last text from you was--” Dick winced as he put his leg down wrong.
Tim hefted him a little closer to his side.
“An update on just how tasty the food really is in Paris.” his brother finished, just as they reached the top.
“I know I sent you a message.” Tim said, his brows furrowing.
His brother waved him off, “It’s not a big deal either way, Timmy.”
Except it was. Dick had been in such straits Damian had needed to go save him. Damian who hadn’t been in the field yet. Damian who as far as Tim knew was still two seconds away from taking off someone’s head instead of knocking them out. Even if Dick promised the kid was leaps and bounds better than that now. Besides, Tim was Robin, he should have been there to back up Batman.
Even not considering the most recent disaster, Tim hadn’t been around nearly as much as he should, and it was showing. Dick was exhausted. One bad night didn’t create the deep purple bags under Dick’s eyes or the exhaustion lacing his voice.
Tim should have known. Should have been on the lookout for those tell tale signs. It didn’t matter who wore the cowl, Batman was going to keep secrets from his Robin. It was Robin’s duty to figure those out and keep him safe, yet Dick had pulled the wool over Tim’s eyes completely because he hadn’t been there. And of course he had, Tim was spending most of his time looking for a different Batman. When he wasn’t doing that, he was keeping himself busy with the Titans. Anything to be out of the house that just kept reminding him of the second dad he’d lost.
Alfred had left the door open for them, and was waiting inside when Tim helped Dick into the room. Together, he and Alfred got Dick in bed and settled in. As his brother leaned back against his pillows he sighed with relief.
“Perfect. Thanks guys.”
Alfred hummed and adjusted Dick’s blankets again, “Would you like some tea?”
Dick shot him a blinding grin, “Please.”
“You know he’s probably going to drug it right?” Tim joked after Alfred had left.
His brother snorted, “He only ever did that to B.”
Mostly when Bruce had been shutting everyone out and overworking himself. In fact, Tim remembered seeing Bruce looking an awful lot like Dick did now. His heart squeezed at the comparison, at the way he missed his dad, at what Dick seemed to be silently pushing himself through.
“Hmm.” Tim said, and pulled his phone from his pocket to check his text history with Dick. “Oh.” he blinked down at the phone.
“Oh?” Dick asked.
“I forgot to hit send.” Tim felt his face heat up.
Out of the corner of his eye he saw a hand flash, and jerked his head up in surprise. It wasn’t a dismissal, but instead Dick was holding his arm out in invitation.
“Want to join me? I don’t really care to sit here alone all day.”
Tim rolled his eyes but smiled, “That’s the most obvious comfort attempt I’ve seen in a long time.”
“I don’t have to trick you into giving hugs.”
Something about that made Tim think not only of Damian, but of Jason too. He chuckled, and settled on the bed next to Dick, and leaned into his side.
“Glad I can be the agreeable brother.”
He received a tight hug for that as Dick tugged him closer to his side, before leaning over to press a kiss into his hair, “And I thank you so much for that.”
“Now, tell me all about your adventures. Any more leads on strange bat symbols?”
Tim entertained Dick until Cass came in to take over for him, and he headed downstairs for a late lunch. He found Damian in the kitchen, picking his way through a bowl of salad. Tim stood for a moment and watched the kid spear a couple cherry tomatoes with his fork and then stare at them for a few seconds before popping them in his mouth.
“Hey.” Tim said, not wanting to make him think he was spying.
Damian looked up at him and scowled. No surprise there. They weren’t close, but Tim had thought Damian had cooled towards him lately. He’d even apologized for challenging Tim to a duel when he’d first arrived. The apology had been stiff, and most likely initiated by Dick, but honestly the fact that he’d done it at all had been progress.
“Dick’s in his room now.” Tim said, trying to find some common ground as he ducked into the fridge.
Bless Alfred and his legendary meal prepping skills. Neat little tupperware lined the fridge, pre portioned meals that were filling and basic enough to meet any of their pallets for a quick meal. He snagged one at random, lifted one corner of the lid and popped it into the microwave.
“Are you sticking around?” Damian demanded.
“What?” Tim turned to blink at Damian surprised.
The boy crossed his arms, salad forgotten. He looked fierce, not angry, but protective?
“Are you finally going to take your duties as Robin seriously, and watch Grayson’s back?”
Oh. That made sense. Dick had gone on about Damian with such affection earlier it had made Tim a bit jealous, and now he saw that the feelings were mutual. Gone was the Damian who had no time for anyone, now replaced with a tiny protective pit bull of a kid who had latched onto his oldest brother.
Tim frowned, “I’m sorry I wasn’t there last night, I feel terrible.”
Damian opened his mouth to berate him, but Tim held up a hand, “Let me finish. I’m not trying to make an excuse, just explain. If he wants me to stay, I’m staying. I shouldn’t have spent so much time away.”
His heart was torn even saying that. Tim loved Dick. He loved his brother desperately, but he also loved Bruce, and he couldn’t picture up and abandoning his quest. Except he couldn’t be in two places at once, and he just---he didn’t know what to do.
“Good.” Damian gave a sharp nod, “He needs a partner, and if you were not up to the task I was going to insist on taking up your slack.”
“Oh really? And has Dick okayed you for field work yet?”
Damian’s scowl returned, “He will have to eventually. His lessons are growing repetitive with nothing new to test me against.”
Tim doubted that, but did agree that eventually Damian was going to have to go out on patrol. It’s all he wanted, and even with him apparently gaining new interests since Tim had been gone, his goal was still to join Batman on patrol.
The microwave beeped. Tim turned his attention to his food. He opened the door, tugged his sleeves over his hands, and pulled out the tupperware. Quickly, he took it over to the bar and set it down before he returned to the microwave to close it and find a fork.
When he sat down again, Damian had returned to picking tomatoes out of his salad.
“You know, even if I join Dick, I think he’d appreciate having more than one partner. He’s used to working with a team.”
“Like you are?” Damian asked, not looking up, “Grayson tells me you have been splitting your time between the Teen Titans and searching for Father.”
Tim hummed, and gently lifted the lid off the food, letting the steam escape slowly. Inside the tupperware was a mix of rice, diced chicken, and an assortment of vegetables. A warm, spiced, scent came up from the container that made Tim’s mouth water.
“I have.” he nodded, “Most of my time’s been spent looking for Bruce though.”
He gave the food a good stir with his fork, and glanced up at Damian, “Your Grandpa’s even tried to help.”
Damian snorted, “I doubt what Grandfather has been doing is helpful.”
A chuckle escaped Tim’s chest, and he let it turn into a full laugh, “Yeah, he’s the worst.”
Damian gave him a half smile at that and hummed. He turned back down to the salad, now stabbing at cucumber slices, “Do you have any solid leads on Father?”
“Some.” Tim said, “Jay’s been helping too, hunting down locations from here in his spare time. So far it’s been a lot of nothing, but I’m sure we’ll find solid evidence soon.”
“And if you do?” Damian asked.
Tim shrugged, “Use it to start triangulating a location. My running theory is that Bruce is stuck somewhere in time, though there's also the possibility he could be in an alternate universe shifted slightly from our own.”
Damian didn’t ask about Tim’s plans if he didn’t find evidence. Instead he nodded, and stirred his salad, accidentally sending a slice of red onion sliding out of the bowl. He glared at it, before lifting it and dropping it in his mouth. It was actually really cute.
They spent the rest of their meal in comfortable silence. Tim devouring his rice bowl, while Damian continued to pick his salad apart, ingredient by ingredient. Tim remembered Bruce doing that sometimes if he was working out a puzzle. Normally it had nothing to do with a case, but instead was work or relationship related. One time it was over something Dick had snapped at him before storming out. It had taken him the whole meal to sort out Dick was mad that he’d forgotten about a lunch they’d had planned. He wondered what Damian was trying to puzzle out.
He didn’t get another chance to hang out with Dick alone until the next evening. Everyone else had insisted on crowding him to make sure he rested and didn’t do too much. Jason spent time reading silently close by while Cass played games with him on his DS. Tim would watch movies with him while Damian sat with a sketchbook perched on his knees, sitting in the bed just far enough away from Dick that no one would suspect him of trying to be comforting --his little ruse fooling no one.
Dick at last managed to convince Alfred to let him out of bed and move down into Bruce’s office to get some WE work done if he promised to have someone with him. Tim volunteered, eager for some quiet time with his oldest sibling.
They sat together for a while in comfortable silence. Tim worked on some of his own long overdue WE projects, and then wrangled some away from Dick to devote a fresh set of eyes to.
It was nice, just sitting there and working. Tim was settled by the book shelves, a laptop perched on his lap, and Dick was seated at the desk proper, with one of his legs propped up on a stool. Tim had been so busy, so in a rush to go off and do things, he’d missed the quiet. It was odd, thinking of Dick as quiet, and another marked change from the last time they’d sat in this office working together. Dick hadn’t interrupted him for anything but work in almost an hour. He’d settled in, brow furrowed, and just...worked.
Tim didn’t think he liked it.
As little as he wanted to admit it, Tim had begun to realize Dick needed more backup here, and he wasn’t sure he was the one to give it.
They worked for a while longer, Tim’s discomfort growing with each minute that ticked by until he cleared his throat to get Dick’s attention.
“Hm?” his brother glanced up from his computer.
“Can we talk?” Tim asked.
Dick really looked at him this time, studying his face for a few seconds before nodding. Tim dragged his chair over to the desk so Dick didn’t have to get up, and then sat down unsure of what to say, or how to bring up what he wanted to talk about.
For his part, Dick looked nervous too. He was leaning forward in his chair, his good leg raised up to rest on the edge of the seat. One of his hands fiddled with the corner of a notebook, lifting the pages and letting them slide down his thumb making a thwiping noise.
He tapped a finger on the arm of his chair, “I’m sorry.” he said at last, then before Dick could respond charged ahead, “I know I apologized already and we had a whole talk, but I’m talking about more than just the other night.”
“Tim, we talked about that too. I’m happy you’re out looking for Bruce, and being with your friends. I know how much they benefit from having you there.”
“Yes, but I’ve left you without a proper partner.” Tim said, “And it’s obvious you need one.”
Dick scoffed, “You too? Damian told me the same.”
“He’s right. And actually, that’s the other thing.”
This was what he’d been fighting with himself about. Handing over his partnership with Dick to someone else. He could say Damian could pick any name but Robin, but Batman needed a Robin. Tim knew that better than anyone. Gotham needed to see Robin out there as much as they needed Batman.
Tim could pretend that things wouldn’t be any different when he got done with his quest (however that ended), he could pretend he’d be able to slip right back into being Batman’s partner the same way he’d been prior to all this, but that was a lie. Even now he and Dick were more comrades than hero and sidekick, and that gulf would only grow if Dick and Damian started patrolling together. The two were already practically joined at the hip.
“I think you should make Damian Robin.” he said.
He found that it wasn’t as upsetting as he’d thought it would be, to imagine a different Robin. To picture the little gremlin in that role. To just, hand it over like that.
Dick visibly relaxed, his hand flattened on the book, “Really?”
Tim shrugged, “I’ve been thinking about it. More than just being here. I told Damian that I’d stay and be your partner if you wanted. But I honestly think he’d be better taking over, he can be here all the time, and doesn’t have a team or the distractions I do.”
“I’d been thinking about it too.” Dick sounded almost guilty, and he slid the book over, flipping it to a page with a corner folded down.
A few sketches filled the page. There was a full sketch of a new Robin uniform, with pieces doodled around it, a hooded cape, and combat boots instead of Tim’s old style.
The irritation Tim thought he wasn’t going to feel suddenly rose up. Dick had wanted to replace him? He’d told Tim that he wasn’t going to give Robin to Damian, that they’d pick something else.
Dick seemed to read the change in his mood, “I wasn’t going to give it to him until I’d asked you.” he reached out and put a hand on Tim’s, “I wouldn’t take Robin from you, even if I did think you were ready to spread your own wings.”
He flipped the pages back, showing Tim other uniform designs, one with a motorcycle helmet type mask and a fathered cape called Red Bird, another that looked a lot like a Nightwing uniform but with more armor and a scalloped cape. Tim’s irritation settled a bit at that.
“But you did consider Robin too.”
His brother shrugged, and looked a little chagrined, “You can’t really get mad at me for imagining it. You were never going to stay Robin forever.”
Tim sighed, “Yeah. I just, I don’t know. It’s dumb, I shouldn’t be upset when I said the same thing just a minute ago.”
“So, you’re still okay with it?” Dick asked.
“Yeah, yeah I am.” Tim nodded, “It’ll be good for the Gremlin. He’s already grown leaps and bounds just training with you.”
Dick smiled, “Thank you, Tim. You know I've still got your back no matter what right? Whatever name you pick or outfit, and hey!” the smile turned into a full grin, “I can even help you pick out a new uniform. Maybe break out the old disco wing outfit?”
Tim pulled a face, “No way, Damian might have to suffer through your fashion decisions, but I’ll make my own. Besides, I’ve already picked out a new name and outfit.”
“Oh?” Dick’s eyes lit up, “Do tell.”
So Tim did. He pushed his brother over and pulled up his directory on their shared drive to show him some rendered images. He’d been excited to finalize the idea, and he was even more excited to share it with Dick.
They spent the rest of the evening looking over Red Robin images, with Tim defending the name choice to his brother.
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Happy Meals
Fandom: DC, Batman, Batfam, Dick Grayson, Nightwing
Word Count: 1843
Notes: Fluff. Thank you to @lovelypastel2532 for the request!
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“Dicckk!!! I’m hungry!” You whine from the passenger seat as the car turns onto the interstate leaving Blüdhaven.
Your boyfriend grins playfully at you. “I told you to eat breakfast before we left.”
“But I wasn’t hungry then! You know car rides make me want to eat!” You pout as you cross your arms over your chest.
Dick nudges your elbow with his. “We’ll be at the manor in about 25 minutes. And I’m sure Alfred will make you something to eat.”
“Come on!” You groan. “Can’t we just grab something to go? I promise not to make a mess this time!”
Dick sighs, knowing he can’t win this fight. “Where do you want t-”
“There’s one we haven’t hit off the next exit.”
A loud groan comes from the driver’s seat. “That’s what this is all about? Then why didn’t you just say so?”
“Because I didn’t think you would stop! Now hurry up and get in the right lane! The exit’s coming up.”
Muttering under his breath, but still shaking his head with a smile, Dick changes lanes before pulling off at the next exit. You squeal and plant a sloppy kiss on his cheek. “Thank you, baby! I’ll even pay this time! And besides, don’t pretend you don’t want to check too.”
Dick sighs again. “Fine. I am curious. We’ve been looking for months and one of these places has to have it. Maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”
He pulls off the street and into the McDonald’s parking lot. Surprisingly for this time of day, there is only one other car in the drive-thru line. As the two of you wait for your turn, you ask, “So, do you want anything?”
“I guess I might as well while we’re here. We can just get the usual.”
You nod as Dick moves up to the speaker and you lean over him to place the order. “Hi! Can we get two hamburger Happy Meals and two 6-piece chicken nugget Happy Meals, please? All with fries and a coke?”
The guy on the other end of the intercom gives you the total and Dick pulls the car forward. You try to hand him your credit card but he waves you off. “I don’t mind paying, that wasn’t the problem. I just don’t know why we couldn’t wait until we got to Gotham to get something to eat.”
“Because we’ve checked all the other McDonald’s around there. We haven’t been to this one before and it’s the perfect opportunity. Besides, I amactually hungry.”
Dick chuckles. “When aren’t you hungry?”
Before you can give a witty comeback, he pulls up to the window and pays. Once he gets his change, Dick then drives up to the pick-up window. Once he hands you all the food, Dick pulls into one of the parking spaces under a shady tree, turns off the car, and faces you. “Well…. What did we get?” He tries to act like he doesn’t care, but you can hear that slight note of anticipation just under the surface of his question.
You peer into the first box before setting it down. Picking up the second box, you open it and look inside. Without a word, you put it down and grab the third box. By this point, you can see Dick’s expression drooping slightly out of the corner of your eye. After barely a glance in the third box, you pick up the final Happy Meal. Peaking in the top slowly, you sigh as you see what’s inside. “Well…. If it makes you feel better, we didn’t get allJason’s this time.” You pop a chicken nugget into your mouth.
Dick reaches into the four kid’s meal boxes and pulls out three Red Hood figures and one Robin. He throws them to the floor in frustration.
You gently poke his arm with a fry. “Oh, come on. We’ve only gotten about fifteen or so Damians at this point. At least there was a little variety.”
“Over the past month and a half, we have been to practically every McDonald’s from Blüdhaven to Gotham and beyond at least once! We must have ordered over 100 Happy Meals! How in the world have we not gotten a single Nightwing toy! This is insane! Someone must have done something to the shipment or there was a problem with distribution. Because I know other places have them! This can’t just be this big of a coincidence.”
“Oh, thank God! You finally figured it out! I wasn’t sure how much longer I could keep going with this!” You sigh in relief as you toss the fry you are holding back into the Happy Meal box.
Dick stares at you in confusion. “What are you talking about? What did I figure out?”
“Okay, so this wasn’t my idea. But you know your brothers. While alone, Jason may be extremely cunning, Tim may be brilliantly intuitive, and Damian may be extraordinarily strategic. However when you put them together on something, there never seems to be a braincell between them.”
“What did they do?” Dick asks skeptically.
“Well… when they heard that McDonald’s was going to start carrying Batfamily toys, they started arguing about who would be most popular and how much you would love getting your hands on the Nightwing one. Jason joked that it would drive you nuts not being able to find one. And so, the three of them thought it would be a smart idea to steal Bruce’s credit card and bribe the company that supplies the toys to send all the Nightwing ones to them instead of the restaurants in a hundred-mile radius of Gotham and Blüdhaven.”
“They did WHAT!” Dick cries out in disbelief. “And you went along with this!”
You hold up your hands in protest. “Hey, I only found out when the crates of toys started getting delivered. And that’s when I got my idea.”
“Which was….” Dick asks.
“Those idiots didn’t think their plan through. They kept the toys out of your grasp, but they were now stuck with hundreds of crates of them.” You shrug. “So, I offered to take them off their hands. They knew eventually you would find a way to get one, so as long as I didn’t offer one up until you figured out something was going on, I got to keep them all.”
Dick blinks in surprise. “Why on earth would you want hundreds of crates of Nightwing toys? I mean, I know I’m your favorite and you love me and all, but don’t you think that’s a little excessive?”
You shake your head. “You’re not seeing the big picture either. The guys were only focused on the momentary prank. I looked into the future. What happens when there are hundreds or thousands less of one specific item in a set than all the other items in that set? Especially with collector’s items?”
The realization finally dawns on Dick and his eyes grew wide. “They become a super rare collectable!”
You nod. “Exactly! I already checked the other day and prices on eBay for one of these things are close to $100. Give it a few more weeks or months, and there’s no telling how much they’ll be worth!”
“But, isn’t this kind of terrible?” Dick asks. “Sure, we could make a lot of money off of them from rich guys who can afford it, but what about the average kids who look up to me and want a Nightwing toy? How is it fair to them?”
“Another excellent observation and one I’ve already thought of.” You smile brightly at him. “We only sell half of them. We wait about a month or so until the market for them is nice and high, then we sell as many as we can for as much as we can. We can even auction some off that are signed by Nightwing himself! Get them certified and everything! I’m sure those would bring in thousands! At the same time, we take the other half and have Wayne Enterprises start donating them to underprivilege kids. You know, at orphanages, shelters, the poorer sections of town. Then, eventually, the market will stabilize again and those who couldn’t afford them before will be able to. And then, we take all the money we made selling the dolls and donate it to different charities.”
Dick stares at you, his mouth slightly agape. Just as you start to get worried he might be angry about the whole situation, he says, “That… is… genius!”
You smile at him. “Really? So, you’re not mad?”
“Well, mostly at my brothers but I can’t believe you could look at their prank and find a way to turn it into something so good and helpful for people. You’re amazing!” He leaned over the center console so he could grasp the back of your neck and pull you into a kiss. You smile beneath his touch and return his affection.
After a few minutes of awkwardly trying to make out over the shifter and your drinks, Dick backs away. “We better get going. Bruce is expecting us soon.”
You nod, but as he turns the car back on, you speak up, “Dick, can I ask you a question though?”
“Of course. What’s up?”
“If you knew that other places had the Nightwing toy, why didn’t you just ask one of your friend’s from around the country to send you one? Or, you could have had Wally drop one off instantly. So, why did you have us keep checking each McDonald’s around here?”
Dick blushes as he peers down at the steering wheel. “I don’t know. I kind of liked doing this with you. Like it was a little scavenger hunt for just the two of us. It was fun just having a short car ride and grabbing a bite with you. I know I don’t always have time to do much more than that between work and patrol, but it was a chance for us to spend time together.”
“Oh, Dick.” You brush your fingers across his cheek. “I really enjoy these times with you too. And I understand why you are so busy, and I love that about you. But just because we have all the Batfamily toys now doesn’t mean we have to stop our drives and dinner. I’m up for it anytime you want.”
“Really?” he asks.
“Of course, baby. Just say the word.” You link your fingers with his and you give his hand a tight squeeze. He squeezes it back and gives you a bright smile. Running your thumb over his knuckles, you say, “And you know, I heard they are changing up the toys soon. Do you want to try and collect all the Encanto toys?”
Dick’s face lights up. “YES! But don’t tell the guys.”
“Why? Are you embarrassed to be collecting toys from a kid’s movie?” You ask, poking him teasingly in the chest.
“Hell no! I just don’t want them stealing all the Luisa toys before I can get one!”
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