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OH YEAH! VECTOR

many thanks to the incomparable @swollenbabyfat for these absolutely adorable dia and v dakimakura keychains! so glad they finally came, can't wait to put them on my bag for everyone to see :3

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i put more effort into this than i should have.

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if you can draw gelfling. just know im praying on your downfall

every time i try to draw gelfling i fuck it up so bad why are their faces like that. i only got away with seethi because its a face-on drawing but the rest of them im FUCKING IT UPPPP

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every time i try to draw gelfling i fuck it up so bad why are their faces like that. i only got away with seethi because its a face-on drawing but the rest of them im FUCKING IT UPPPP

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Legolas is the Philomena Cunk to Gimli’s world renowned academic send tweet ✍🏼

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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MIDDLE EARTH COSTUME APPRECIATION Liv Tyler as Arwen Undomiel | The Return of The King

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Today was a weird, uncomfortable day, so I'm consoling myself in the best way: with a Tumblr poll about my favorite Tolkien family—

*Tolkien wrote of the foundation of the Stewardship:

The Kings of Gondor had no doubt had “stewards” from an early time, but these were only minor officials ... He [Húrin of Emyn Arnen] was evidently the chief officer under the crown, prime counsellor of the King, and at appointment endowed with the right to assume vice-regal status [note: that is, the status of a viceroy or regent granted the powers and responsibilities of the king in his absence], and assist in determining the choice of heir to the throne, if this became vacant in his time. These functions all of his descendants inherited.

**Except the very elderly, obviously—but otherwise, every described Dúnadan of Gondor has dark or black hair (Boromir's is dark and longish by his death, while Faramir's is black and likely longer). Nearly all described Southern Dúnedain have grey eyes as well, including Boromir, Faramir, their uncle Imrahil, random soldiers, Rangers, messengers, etc, while Denethor has dark, glowing eyes (the color unknown). The members of the House of the Stewards, specifically including Boromir, also have enough of Elros's blood to inherit his beardlessness.

(None of the women of the Southern Dúnedain are described as anything except vaguely beautiful, but there's no reason to suppose the appearances of Elros's female descendants are more variable than the male ones, and Tolkien did say in NOME that Númenórean men and women were more physically similar to each other than usual.)

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neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

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funniest part of nosferatu 2024 is when the boys are trying to roll out for boys night but one dude is a no show so they go to find him and he's like. it turns out he's awol from boys night because he went mad with grief and died of the The Plague while he was defiling the corpse of his beloved wife. and the other lads just have to go wow sad and leave it at that because they're on a CRAZY time crunch trying to kill this fucking feratu. you know how it is with boys night.

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he serves the emperor and he serves cunt

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Skektek and his pet for the requests?

spinoff show about their whacky adventures in the lab when

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SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, IT COULD SAVE A LIFE

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I can't stop making stupid images,,

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SkekGra with Este and Vera:

<3

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today is the day that i was born