#My brother thinks it's weird but oh well

[lunadreamsdespondently]

6- Sharks or whales?

10- Orange juice or tomato soup?

12- How many people are you following?

13- How many drafts do you have?

18- Did you know Lunchables are actually toxic? (They have bad stuff you’re not supposed to ingest them, look it up)

23- Geese or ducks?

24- What’s your favorite random fact?

27- If someone were to talk about “the hive”, would you know what they’re talking about?

28- I like your shoelaces.

29- Bzzzzz. Do you like bees?

30- Favorite Wiggle’s song?

31. Do you believe in unicorns or are you boring?

39- If you got put into the last book you read how fucked would you be?

44- Do you sleep or are you a literal vampire?

47- You get a free murder pass, who do you use it on?

49- Gooses or geese?

50- This isn’t a question, but you’re really great and I hope you know you’re amazing. I hope you’re doing well, and if not, I hope you’re doing better soon. You got this, I believe in you.💛

-Kit💜

6- Hmmm probably sharks because they have adorable faces

10- TOMATO SOUP!! WITH GRILLED CHEESE? AUGHHH HEAVEN

12- 109

13- 4

18- I've never eaten a Lunchable, so no.

23- Ducks! Geese are vicious little noisy demons. (Even though they are cute)

24- 'Uranian' is a historical word used for gay men starting around mid 19th century and extended to late 20th. Long story short, the etymology is from Aphrodite Urania. (epithet greek goddess of love and yada yada but just look that part up yourself it's too long to explain here) And then in the late 19th to early 20th century, "Uranians" referred to a secret homosexual literary group who contributed a good deal of both prose and poetry to the literary and homosexual communities at the time. (Sounds fun, right? Although they did try to bring back pederasty so maybe not altogether perfect)

27- Yes, I think at this point I know so much just from mutuals.

28- Thanks, I stole them from the president. (They're ice cream flavored)

29- Who doesn't!

30- ...Favorite what..? I don't- This is not within my area of expertise.

31- I am unfortunately boring 😔

39- Just finished reading Maurice, so I'd probably be fine. I'm a woman, so I could easily get away with having a 'close best friend'

44- Literal vampire at this point.

47- Hmmmm whomever angers me next.

49- Grammatically, geese. But for fun, gooses.

50- <3333

[sammygender]

wrt prev post and sam’s original ‘fed demon blood by azazel as a baby’ arc like. actually that was the most insane thing to see depicted on my television especially when it seemed like no one else i knew or followed was talking about it. it felt so explicit and yet it was sooo deep in metaphor. she walked in on us. sammy, you’re my favourite. god it must be terrible to know something happened but that you’ll never be able to remember it or tell anyone about it. never be able to rip it out or scrub it clean. so azazel could get into my nursery and- bleed in my mouth? because i wasn’t clean. these trials - they’re purifying me. anyway. augh

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

dumping more of my stancest feels here because i cannot NOT think of them. i read journal 3 for the first time this week and its great because Ford acts like stanley's biggest hater which is pretty fking funny (if not absolutely infuriating at times because omfg stfu you smug prick)

but the moments like this get to me

Ford being blinded by his quest of grandeur, accolades and praise for world changing discoveries, so obsessed with greatness, being the first name people remember, and all the other things his npd-isms tells him he wants.

And then there's "reminds me of camping with my brother. i wonder what he's up to..."

i mentioned in my previous post that stan acts quite a lot like the anchor to ford's boat, keeping him grounded and most importantly, safe from both the bitter and the sweet kinds of evils. but he also represents something so much simpler to ford too: the simple desires he represses so much because its not "good enough" for someone special like him.

he resents stan so much because he represents a "block" against that percieved good enough success he wants, the obstacle that made it impossible to get in a fancy college, become the world renowed researcher, the one who wanted to destroy his journal's and lifes work (even though it was the better, safer option if Bill really WAS that dangerous, which he was) that could still make him famous. because if ford's not "praised and weird" then he's just "weird" and being "weird" was nothing but a pain his whole life that kept him rejected and isolated from the masses. and stan prevented him from that.

(btw "maybe he can prove himself to me" is nasty work my god ford is a douche lmao)

a lot of his projections of something greater comes through with how he treated dipper in the show (his whole spiel in damvtf) and fiddleford in journal 3 where he looks down on the happy life that fiddleford had with his wife and child and saying he was "wasting his talents" making computers. and like, we all know by the way he takes them on high stakes adventures they're not as prepared for compared to him (and end up causing more trouble than not by doing so), he's trying to fill a gaping hole left by someone else. we all know this obviously, we all know what we ship here, but what i came to appreciate the most about it is how much that gaping hole exists in the low stakes

everytime ford is thinking during the "down time" moments, his thoughts always drift back to his childhood, and one person who represents it.

childhood memories, making fun of stans favorite snack, scribbling out a design of the stan o war, whenever Ford lets his mind wander it expresses such an intense yearning for the past before he became obsessed with wanting something more. these are his most utmost and most unfiltered thoughts, which is why he scribles them away or and writes in code. and the fact that he directly says they are about NOT getting married, followed with "wondering what he's doing right now", painting the picture of what his most ideal idylic life is. wanting a return of something lost. wanting Stan back more than anything.

he finally accepts that his dream never really changed, just the same as stan's and so they saild off together for the rest of their days, in ford's own words (which ironically sounds like a marriage to me either way so tough shit ford)

[disposal-blueeee]

doodles

edgar vargas and squee by johnen vasquez

scriabin by zarla-s

[moeblob]

Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."

[sysig]

How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

[bats4sophie]

i think taking turns with both Ford and Stan would fix me probably.

[novococain]

🦴

[keeps-ache]

okay i'm out of evil mode. peace love and a little bit of still-tired on planet earth lol 🧃

[kdrama-movies-more]

[worstloki]

would thor and loki marry 'just for political reasons'? You know

Yes and they would also do it for any legal loophole at all and even just claim it to mess with people

[floral-hex]

anyway, my brother told me how he lost a chess match against this old guy online and the guy somehow found our mom’s e-mail address and sent her a whole essay on why my brother lost the game.

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

Sharing this from a family text chain, because my uncle is one of those with unlimited crazy currency, and I want someone else to venture a guess what the fuck this means-

[waitineedaname]

ritsu has the flavor of nd where he went undiagnosed for years bc his sibling's autism was much more obvious to people so he slipped through the cracks

[amegeddon]

Why is one of the funniest passtimes trying to figure out the biology lore of the vampires that exist in your character universe

Like legit a couple of months ago I went on an unsurprisingly unhinged ramble in the gc I'm in w my friends about whether vampires can or cannot shit which ended in the few vampire ocs I have being grouped into shitters and nonshitters (all depending on whether they're from a pure bloodline or a hybrid) then just a few minutes ago I saw a screencap of a cute little vampire ship idea post has caused all the vampires, hybrid or otherwise, to be invisible in mirrors.

One of said vampires is a drag queen with incredible make-up skills.

This means the only explanation is that he had a particularly helpful little brother.

And by particularly helpful I mean:

[perenlop]

why is giving family members a small wishlist so much more tedious than it has to be