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My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

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I really like how most of my posts start with "hey guys I'm back", for all of my beautiful friends and followers I owe you my life. Have some silly doodles I did over an idea I had a MONTH ago but only finished now

Imagine being gagged by a 8 year old (also inspired by a hc of mine that Ford was a fucking nightmare when he had the chance to as a kid, he only started "behaving" more on the formative years). Btw if you can't read Stan's comments on the last panel: "scratch that, you're walkin' the rest of the way. When did you get heavy???"

Also it baffles me that I'm still obsessed with these two losers they're making me learn anatomy and fucking PERSPECTIVE of all things. What else is my life at this point/j

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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I love drawing these old dorks~

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Home

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Mabel, my sweety

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ford rimming stan and getting so turned on he cums his pants!

-baddog

Oh THIS is a peak stancest hc to me. i loooove ford getting so overwhelmed by everything stanley, from the way he tastes, to how he smells, to the sounds he makes and is just grinding against the pressure on fords tongue, that everything else just dissappears for ford <3 hes such a service top, all he needs is for stan to be in complete and total pleasure— feeling the love and worship ford has for him and has been deprived of for too long— and being able to feel and hear it from stan to make him cum. he doesnt need anything else. just stan and feeling loved...

also ford is just a pervert like that. i like to think he does this even when stan is asleep (sudden somnophilia whoa) and ford just thinks itd feel good for him and hes so right

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I think 50 shades of grey did so much damage to BDSM writing in fic and like not because I think fic writers were taking inspiration from it, but we did get a lot of detailed explanatory posts about all the different ways in which those guys were Doing It Wrong, which is not in and of itself a bad thing but since then everybody got so hung up on making sure everybody in their fics was nothing like 50 shades of grey and actually demonstrates that yes I do understand the principles of safe sane and consensual and the traffic light system and safewording and aftercare and checking in that now everybody fucks like a 101 handbook and I think we've only just recently started to recover from it. love me a dynamic where it's two repressed freak idiots who accidentally invent BDSM all on their own and have to come up with the strangest most deeply harmful ways of navigating that situation

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stan and ford had littermate syndrome and it became the entire universe’s problem

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(https://) archiveofourown.org/works/60914503 and a classic foodtruckery archiveofourown.org/works/59909422

I hope you feel better!!

WHISPER ACROSS THE SEA IS SO SWEET AND I LOVE IT SM 😭 AND COMBAT BABY one of my fave fics ever <3 its been in dire need of a reread tho so thank you for this <333

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64099591

this was SUCH good read omfg i love this borderline emotionally abusive ford with stan being obedient and willing to bare it all because hes so into it💕💕💕 THANK YOU SM FOR THIS

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I don’t have ‘headcanons’ I just Know and Understand

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the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

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summer and winter

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to everyone who sent me an ask of the top ford/bottom stan thing, thank you sm <3 i am feeling not great but a lot better and will reply to them when i can but i am so happy that you were all so kind 😭😭💕💕

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More Stancest~