#and my brother was tf- when was this?

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

Sharing this from a family text chain, because my uncle is one of those with unlimited crazy currency, and I want someone else to venture a guess what the fuck this means-

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Gabriel trying to entertain an iPad baby as his confidence rapidly declines - A Compilation

Not going to transcribe these as its just songs being "sung" if you can call it that.

Anyway.

Chug Jug With You Audio Source

Happy Birthday Audio Source

Under the Sea Audio Source

Chug Jug (again) Audio Source

[grahamcore]

wyd if you’re will graham and your therapist is constantly saying odd shit like “you know better than to breed” to you. like i wonder if he was ever just weirded tf out

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Calvin Rose finds a catatonic teenager roaming the streets and… well, the poor kid looks dead on his feet, and it’s raining cats and dogs, he can’t just leave him there.

And, it’s fine. He’s just passing through (can’t risk more with the Court still at large) and will be back on the road come morning. And he’ll sleep easier knowing he kept the kid from certain death.

So, really, how the hell did he end up with the very same kid riding shotgun and nagging him to turn up the radio to Phoebe Bridgers?

[avocado62524]

[brobotsbro]

watchin TFP again and I have been reduced to tears by the running jokes between me and my brother. Optimus has developed an addiction to Dunkin. Knockout keeps threatening Starscream with performing Actual Medicine on Megatron, bc clearly the only reason Starscream called him in is to provide plausible deniability to Soundwave and the LAST thing he wants is for Megatron to receive actual medical care.

Bulkhead IN CANON straight up said "fuck that bitch" when Knockout kidnapped that asshole kid who kept harassing Jack to race and I'm in hysterics. I love him.

[coronangelic1]

watched transformers one and when bee talked about working for the goverment everyone screamed NOOO

[moldy-flowers]

The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...

[evilkitten3]

au where itachi actually did just Decide To Do That and tobito made up the whole story about him being ordered to bc he wanted to sic him on killer bee (and maybe snatch that yummy yummy kotoamatsukami) so when sasuke shows up at the summit and demands danzou explain himself danzou has no fucking clue what he's talking about

[crowcryptid]

my brother really made me spend my new years doin this cause he wanted the moon knight skin. he doesnt even care about my pookie. he doesnt even know thats my pookie (even though the version of him in this game sucks i hate it)

kidnapping me to feed your cosmetic hoarding is evil :[ at least he'll get the skin now and leave me alone (you just have to reach gold rank)

[catboynutsack]

having a friend who likes Weezer is the best cuz now I can't see four white men standing next to each other without being like. is that Weezer. is that rivers Cuomo in the flesh. and I end up squinting at my screen trying to figure out if that's them or not and it never is

[t-errifier]

i'm so excited to give my older brother his christmas gift bc ... he usually adores the clothing i buy him despite the fact i'm his goth sister. like he will open my present & instantly put on the shirt i bought him - he is so cutie pie.

[henrysglock]

honestly seeing tfs like ten times doesn’t make you better or more knowledgeable than anyone else (particularly when you have seen it so many times and can’t even get the point of the play right or just outright lie about or misinterpret things that happened. why does it feel like you want henry to be assaulted so badly?) especially if you say the synopsis is enough, and also that’s kinda unfair to other people wanting to see the play like booking out 3 or 4 performances at a time? what the last anon said, not everybody is that privileged. some people are lucky to see it once if at all, you may have taken the only opportunity someone had by seeing it multiple times

normal people: hi, how are you?

[dazedspiralslut]

my brother's the one who originally got me into weed in the first place and hes YOUNGER THAN ME

i am truly one fucked up bastard lol

i love that fact sm

also my older sister who's not my oldest sister sent me a pic of her weed setup recently to like show iff cuz it's cool, and my horny brain is like "mmmmm hot"

[koschei-the-ginger]

I knew I was gonna regret this but I was curious what was David Duchovny doing between his phd and the x files 😞. He was busy creating the term manwhore

Working Girl (1988) - five second cameo right in the first 10 minuts of the movie, thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life <3

Ney Year's Day (1989) - first speaking role and he's already playing a guy obsessed with sex and screwing anything that moves, I'm out of words. Miloš Forman is there, somehow.

Bad Influences (1990) - 3s background character thank you for saving me 2 hours of my life <3

Denial (1990) - he came, wore a cowboy hat, rolled around in the mud for 10 seconds, and left.

Julia has Two Lovers (1990) - David Duchovny manwhored long before that term even existed. That's literally the plot.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's dead (1991) - they don't make homophobic gays like this anymore

The Rapture (1991) - david plays a very excited swinger turned christian turned dead meat. there's not a single actor in the world that's worth watching a christian movie for. Not even if they give him a mullet wig.

Ruby 1992 - another very important role, a cop receiving lap dance, is this type casting or is he picking these roles intentionally? I have so many questions

Baby Snatcher (1992) - yes kitten, I will leave my wife and kids to marry you and be with your kids. I'll never do the same to you, I suppose <3

Chaplin (1992) - literally the first movie where he isn't the sex-obsessed freak, this time it was RDJ's job

Beethoven (1992) - get tied to a chair by a dog and dragged through the street, idiot

Red Shoe Diaries (1992) - I'm gonna ignore all the soft porn and just remember this extremely homoerotic basketball sequence

Kalifornia (1993) - it's not good but it deserves a reboot with the main protagonist being a 2020s true crime podcaster

[watermel0ns-dumb-cringe]

FEED US MORE OF YOUR POST CYCLONE/POST FINDING HER HEAD SINCE SHE GOT BROUGHT BACK AS JANE! PENNY IM BEGGING YOJ

she can hear dead people & voices regularly but she's fine. Must've been an awkward ride home from the graveyard huh