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evilkitten3 · 5 months ago

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au where itachi actually did just Decide To Do That and tobito made up the whole story about him being ordered to bc he wanted to sic him on killer bee (and maybe snatch that yummy yummy kotoamatsukami) so when sasuke shows up at the summit and demands danzou explain himself danzou has no fucking clue what he's talking about

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha sasuke #uchiha itachi #uchiha obito #shimura danzou #sasuke: IS IT TRUE #danzou: ....is this about hiruzen and i? bc this seems like a bit of an overreaction #sasuke: overreaction my ass IS IT TRUE #danzou: uh yes? but only on the desk #sasuke: what tf do you mean ''only on the desk''???#danzou: what. what do YOU mean #sasuke: murdering my whole family #danzou: ohhhhh ok i thought you were asking about- yeah no this makes much more sense. also wasn't that your brother #sasuke: yeah. did you tell him to tho #danzou: ????????????? no???? wtf kid #sasuke: ....ok *leaves*#torune: sir with all due respect what the fuck was that #danzou: i have no fucking idea. gotta say tho this is kinda a nice feeling #fuu: sir?#danzou: being accused of something i DIDN'T do. usually when people yell at me about stuff it's stuff i actually did #torune & fuu: ...#danzou: so yeah this is a nice change of pace. anyway i think i saw a building collapse over there let's go see if there are any orphans

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