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Transformers fans, I don't know anything about your culture so I'm sorry if this is already established.

But may I humbly offer. Big truck Optimus Prime.

✨Is Farsighted as Fuck✨

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can you shut up the howls of anguish from the guy youre torturing i am TRYING to complain at you

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reading transformers: exodus for the first time and never in my life have i read something with so much romantic tension IT FEELS LIKE IM READING A SLOW BURN FIC.

MEGATRON AND ORION ARE DEADASS FLIRTING. THEYRE LITERALLY FLIRTING WITH EACHOTHER I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD ITS 2AM STOP

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sketch commissions work for @rahevinslade

Soundwave and Shockwave! wave x2.

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OK I think I finally figured out how old the Transformers Prime bots are. And it’s all because of Transformers Rescue Bots.

So, in the first episode of Rescue Bots, Optimus Prime introduces himself to the Rescue Bots, and remarks about how he was not aware they were still active. The bots also talk about checking in with Cybertron HQ. This leads me to believe that not only did the Rescue Bots leave Cybertron before the war started, they also left before they knew Optimus became a Prime. This is paralleled with Smokescreen meeting Optimus and IMMEDIATELY knowing who he is. Also, I feel like they wouldn’t have left Cybertron while a war was raging, since Heatwave and Chase were more than happy to join the war. (this point could be refuted since they know about Bumblebee during the war, but that might also be because they had been talking to Optimus and researching the war)

Later, all the way in Season 3 Episode 20, when the Rescue Bots find Blurr and Salvage’s ship, the Rescue Bots remark that they’ve never seen a ship like theirs before, and that it was “Ancient” and “way before their time”. And then, HERE’S THE KICKER, later in the episode, Cody tells Blurr that he and Salvage had been on Earth for 10,000 years. This is a very big deal because the aligned continuity shows made it a point to stay away from exact dates, opting to use words like ‘millennia’ and stuff

So…that means, at the VERY OLDEST, the Rescue Bots and most of Team Prime (barring Optimus and Ratchet) are around 9000 years old. It also means that Orion Pax became Optimus Prime around anywhere from 1000 to 9000 years ago, and that the war had been raging for about that long.

That really is not a lot by Cybertronian standards, but I’m gonna be honest, I like it MUCH more than the “million year old robots” thing.

I’d assume Optimus is around 10-20 thousand, along with Ratchet

Bulkhead and Arcee are around 8000

Smokescreen and Bumblebee are around 5000

And they’ve been on earth since ~1980 (Arcee mentions Bulkhead hitting wires or something when they first got to Earth. The writers were probably lining it up with the 1980s cartoon timeline I’m guessing)

So, do with this information what you will lol

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knights of alpha trion

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Cybertronians & Breathing

Cybertronians, unlike humans, have no need to breath; at least in the way we do.

Cybertronians have vent systems that keep them cool cycling air into, out, and around the vents to do so. This creates a breathing look alike where the chest and, most times, outer limbs will expand and contract when there is airflow in the vents.

In hotter temperatures where the coolant system isn’t enough the breathing effect will be far more noticeable and in colder environments they will “hold their breath” (looks like their puffing out the way birds do) to stop the colder and sometimes moist air from getting into their systems.

Though cybertronians don’t breathe they are able to sneeze and cough!

A sneeze happens when the vent system has something in it being dust or a larger blockage causing the vent system to pause then let out a large airflow. Cybertronians will have multiple and often violent sneezes if the irritation is deeper in the vents and if the irritation is close to one of the exit points they will just let out a quick blow of air. If one Cybertronian sneezes then others nearby will sneeze too! This is because if one is getting stuff out of their vents what ever was upsetting that cybertronians vents is in the air and now is in danger of getting into others vents, so to keep the irritation away the others sneeze to blow it away. Humans have contagious yawns Cybertronians have contagious sneezes!!

Coughing happens when there is a blockage in the intake. The Cybertronian takes in a bit of air and the rest of the sound is just the intake or intake pipe trying to get the blockage out.

Fun Fact: Cybertronians can still choke eachother out. Although they aren’t depriving eachother of air they are cutting off the flow of energon to the Brain Module. This is why they can’t die by walking underwater but can if choked long enough.

Link to a post with further headcannons and scenarios

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him and scream gossiping about megsie

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Chu~

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LITERALLY ALL IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR YEARS

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sOrRY

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doodling and procrastinating on work rn but.hehhrhegfdfgdjdhf

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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

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Optimus hearing one of the kids say they need to do historical research or some archive stuff and he just runs over because this was what he was made for

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running joke between transformers where they send each other various photos of human celebrities and say shit like Me if i was a human. and they lose their mind laughing everytime it never gets old. they never show it to their human companions because they’re a little worried they’ll get offended but what they dont know is that any human would lose their fucking mind laughing if a giant alien robot who turns into a terrain mitsubishi sent them a picture of lindsey lohan and was like My sexy humansona. we’d love that shit