#also the doomed yaoi in this movie?

[coronangelic1]

watched transformers one and when bee talked about working for the goverment everyone screamed NOOO

[katiekatdragon27]

Guys what is this book and what is the Bill on it? All I know is gay shapes-

A. Sphere: I'm not calling you "Good Boy" A. Square, that court case was SHIT.

Me earlier: Wow! The Book of Bill just came out, that's cool ig.

Everyone recently: *being super active in the tag, watching the movies, relogging and liking my art*

Me: *me carrying some small doodles over* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???

Thanks for bringing me back to brainrot by spam-liking all my old posts guys I forgive none of you (/J I LOVE YOU ALL)

More stuff below cut (BE WARNED NEW FLAT-PEOPLE SOME OF IT IS LOWKEY SPOILERY):

A. Square and A. Faux Line: Damn, that circle kinda a hottie- ...

I had this silly idea after my 29374th time watching Flatland that a majority of the first part of the movie is just A. Sphere watching all the shit go down like the worst telenovela you've ever seen. Also, that A. Line was originally going to be the apostle, but... uh... she can't really do that anymore, so he banks all his money on A. Square.

Also, I thought it would be super funny of A. Square and A. Faux Line both crushed on A. Sphere when he first showed up lol. Crazy smooth priest spawns and everyone swoons.

Older Hex doodles too. I love Hex, they're such a real one the whole time. With all the faults of Sphereland, I do like Hex maining in that one. But I also like picking and choosing which things I take as canon in my own work, so you get young adult Hex with their totally not-romantically-involved-with-at-all partner Punto (P. Octagon).

It's been a bit since Flatland happened in this hypothetical, so A. Square's still around. He's trying to be supportive of his masc-nonbinary kid who likes kissing boys, but still has to be annoying with dad jokes and the occasional backhanded compliment. He means well tho.

A. Tesseract: Hello A. Square!

A. TESSERACT OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU POOKIE <3333. She's probably one of my most favorite ocs I've made (and the one that gets the most art <3) She's also the one I feel the least awkward about shoving into the source material lol. I yearn to work on A Heightlander's Escape again, but we'll see.

I just wanted to draw something cute between her and A. Square. She may or may not be the voice at the end of the movie hmmmmmmmm.

At least A. Square would end up in good hands.

"There is always something beyond. There is always INFINITY."

Just a little doodle of smth I may or may not render cuz I really like how it looks. There is always something greater after all.

Thank you all for the recent support on those old-ish drawing, y'all made my week tbh. I have a new AU cooking for this so look forward to that lol. Have a good one :)))

[takenbythecows]

Jayvik X The Mummy

Yes I will manage to fit Jayvik into everything. But also consider Ezreal can be their child in the second movie 🙂‍↕️

[qeeble]

here’s a lawrence of arabia mitski’s me and my husband doomed yaoi edit because i couldn’t get it out of my mind. the @ at the end is my twitter user if anyone wants to be mutuals there!

edit: i changed my @ its @qeeble now

[ayjaydraws]

Man guys why am I doing this to myself I’m supposed to be the haha funi Stobotnik artist, I’m supposed to make this FUNI

[skelpiescool]

venom: last dance is fucking doomed yaoi holy shit

[sharpfurry5917]

OKAY!! SO!!! I watched Sonic movie 3 yesterday and I NEED to talk about it! Spoilers below!

They seriously LOCKED IN when making this movie cuz it was SO GOOD!!! ACTUAL PEAK CINEMA!!! And honestly, it's probably the best instalment in the series!

I LOVED how they did Shadow's character in the movie! He isn't this edgelord and is this tragic and complex character, like how he is in the games!

I found it very interesting that he came from a meteorite instead of being made by Gerald, but it's still pretty likely that Shadow's still related to the Black Arms!

And DUDE!! Each scene with Shadow and Maria made my heart swell! They were SO cute! Like, that 1st scene with them, where Maria drew a little face on Shadow's tube thingy, and they put their hands against the glass, UUGGH!! I was tearin' up! I was seriously tearin' up, yo! Then they showed a little montage of them spending time together...! It was- It was so good. I LOVE how they handled their relationship! And, oh.. The way Maria died... She didn't actually get shot, but SHE WAS GOING TO!! And that is SO crazy to think about! Instead, she died from a explosion, caused by one of the G.U.N soldiers. And the very moment they showed Shadow and Gerald tearing UP! Eyes WATERING!! On the brink of TEARS!!! Like, I can't believe they actually showed that! Like- 😭😭😭

Okay, now I wanna talk about Sonic cuz HO-LY CRAP!

.......

He was kinda scary after Shadow punched the living daylights out of his dad. (That scene was also so crazy btw! Like-! Like-! The parallels between Shadow to Maria's death, and Sonic to Tom's supposed death, UGH, IT'S SO GOOD) But anyway, yeah, so I feel like we've never seen Movie Sonic so serious, so ANGRY before! And the scene where Sonic is demanding the Master Emerald from Knux...! It was so hard to see them like that... (But I really liked the brief cameo that Wade had, I actually really like his character)

And OF COURSE I gotta talk about Super Sonic vs. Super Shadow! 1st of all, was NOT expecting it. 2nd of all, it was SO COOL, and SO HYPE! And that scene where they had a heart-to-heart on the moon, yo!! I just... I just love how they did that... And THEN! They teamed up and FUDGING LIVE AND LEARN STARTED PLAYING, AND THEY DID THE POSE!!! I freaked the fudge out, if you couldn't already tell.

Now I gotta talk about Robotnik and Stone cuz they made me sad. I felt SO bad for Stone in this movie! Like, that one scene with him and Tails where Tails asked Stone if him and Robotnik were friends, and Stone's just like, "Oh y-yeah! We're TOTALLY friends! Yeah. Haha..." Or something like that. And the scene where Stone says he doesn't want to loose Robotnik again, like DUDE😭 It's real, they are canon (well it might be one-sided on Robotnik's part-) BUT STILL!!!

And of course, I can't forget about the part where Robotnik is saying his final words to Stone. The scene was ACTUALLY emotional! I never thought anything like that would happen in the movie! It's also the closest thing to the "I've come to make an announcement", but instead of being hilarious, it's sad and bittersweet... And gay-

Can't believe they actually redeemed Robotnik too. Such a good send off to his character.

You already KNOW I freaked out during the after credit scene! I got spoiled that Amy was gonna be there, but Metal Sonic?! Wasn't spoiled for that! Dude. He looked so cool!! And there were other Metal Sonics! And they also looked cool! But where'd they come from? Who built them? Guess we'll hafta wait until the next movie!

All in all, this movie was super good, and I enjoyed every second of it! So much so, that I wanna watch it again! VERY BADLY!!

[alistair-blackwood]

i need to stop reblogging jjk art. what if it makes someone want to watch jjk

[235uranium]

one day I will like my art enough to drive you all insane with fanart of the core (2003)

[shug-buglas]

kind of insane how, on top of everything else it's done for us, the sonic movies also gave us one of the most beautifully tragic stories of gay yearning i've ever seen. like they put their whole pussy into writing that doomed old man yaoi and i love them for it

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Do you ship it?

reason under the cut!

okay SOME OF YOU might think "oh wahh wahh this is a proship its not allowed" NO!!!!! ZIM IS A KID HE'S CLEARLY A KID ZADR IS OKAY and I, @b0ylik3r, WILL die defending that. if you need proof here's my essayish piece defending it. if you wanna argue about it dm me so its not cluttering up the post (if it gets through, i totally understand if not but i do believe its not a proship + i have proof of it being not a proship so).

anyways, ZADR. ZADR is a ship from a fandom ive been hyperfixated on for a while, and it brings me such joy every time i gaze upon it. here are 5 reasons to ship ZADR.

1. zim and dib could be amazing friends or partners if they just got along. zim and dib have already shown to be close through their rivalry through episodes like mopiness of doom (The zadr episode), where they

2. the voice actors and the team working on the movie all ship it!! the only one who doesn't seem to like the ship is jhonen (the creator), but numbers so

3. enemies to lovers man!! they're the epitome of enemies to lovers in my mind. they shaped the genre. they are toxic yaoi incarnate. they are PERFECT!!!!

4. they have so much potential to be awkward kids having their first crush, and who doesn't like that trope?? dib being like "i hate you!!" while also yapping to gaz about him every single DAY. EVERYONE BUT THEM KNOWING ABOUT THEIR CRUSHES?? ZIM NOT KNOWING HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS???? i love it SO MUCH

5. if we're thinking about a bit of an older au, an unhealthy obsession on Dib's end is a very VERY fair idea to consider, especially with his stalkerish tendencies towards Zim in the actual show.

in conclusion, zadr is an awesome ship with lots of potential that was screwed over by it's creator. i hope this post gets through, i hope the "zadr is a proship" people dont get ahold of it (both the proshippers that ship zadr and the zadr antis) and i hope i convinced you that zadr is okay to ship and a good ship to like!! thank you for reading :3

propaganda by @b0ylik3r

[daxe]

We watched Re-Animator last night and that is a transmasc movie if I’ve ever seen one. It’s all about a man creating life. Also there is toxic doomed yaoi that I am 1000% here for

[reinafish]

SONIC 3

OK OK OK CHAT THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS OBVIIIII!! They are in no particular order im just tryna remember things rn

Ozzie jealous of Sonic??>>>

WAAAA TEAM THEYRE A TEAM THEYRE BROTHERS WAAAAAAAAA

SONIC SAID THE LINE THE LINE TALK ABT A LOW BUDGET FLI—

Still not into Movie!Eggman, cs bro is a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 (same w Gerald) but like it’s literally Jim Carrey so- ALSO ALSO 4TH WALL BREAK LOL

AGENT STONE YAY kiss me.

Knuckles being afraid of ghosts is amazing i love him so much my son

I wish Maria got more screentime and lines n stuff💔💔

@/smallpwbbles was right abt Tom getting hurt. But no Dark Sonic sighh- WE STILL COOKED THOO

WE DID GET SONIC AND SHADOW BEING TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN WE GOT IT AAAAAA

CHAT WE WERE SCREAMING IN THE CINEMA (sibling cried/pos)

EGGMAN SACRIFICE????? DOOMED STOBOTNIK YAOI???!!!!!!!!!!

THE POSE THE POSE THE POSE THE POSE THE SA2 POSE

LIVE AND LEAAARNNNN

SUPER SONIC AND SHADOW WOOOOO

SONIC WAS THE ONE THAT FELL. BUT HE GOT SAVED YEAHHH!!!!!!!! Shadow went kaboom woops

OK UHM… THE AFTER CREDITS SCENE- METAL AND AMY??? OH MY GOD????? DAWG I CANT WANT FOR 2026

AND THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE???????? SHADOW?????

Guys so like. I’m normal. I’M NO-💥💥💥explodes like Shadow and Eggman💥💥💥

[shakemelikeasnowglobe]

F1 driver duos and the booktropes I associate with them

Max and checo: not a booktrope but you know those oscar bait movies about a person pursuing something to his own destruction being the best but also being doomed like I,Tonya yep those movies both of them are those movies

Lewis and george: gay book writen by a white woman who was raised on yaoi and tumblr shiping 2014, Its painfully British and might be a larry stylinson fanfic has a cute dog and the author is eventually canceled on Twitter for the age gap.

Carlos and Charles: not a book again but telenovela romantic pairs, Charles is the good boy the protagonist will end with carlos the second evil boyfriend who will eventually team up with the vilaness to break them apart.

Oscar and Lando: just heartstoper core mindless teen fluff who will win the GlAAD award of unburied happy coming of age gays

Lance and Fernando: all the daddy Dom mafia millionaire boss ceo booktok brainrot but somehow in both ends of the relationship.

Yuki and Daniel : like early 2010s young adult pre teen emotional coming if age Novel writen by someone trying so hard to be John green it will include some profound analysis about life and meaning tumblr would love for the quotable phrases then Hate it because they eventually realize the characters did some fucked up shit.

Bottass and Zhou: that one book your very obnoxious book friend will recommend saying it's very good but it's just a soft thriller from 1980 about a teenage boy obsessing and stalking his low key weird neighbor and about 300 pages of heavy handed love and murder metaphors involving deers bears and bunnies by the end you really don't understand what is about but the subtext it's actually good

Pierre and Ocon: both are secondary love interests on a book that once was a wattpad original they only exist so the actual main love interest looks good so they are an inch above absolutely dreadful still main love interest is so bad they are considered good by the haters.

Logan and Alex: both are wattpad Born lover boys in different books Logan it's the secondary love interest who was actually the good option but he is against a tatoo covered dark haired asshole so he loses meanwhile Alex is in those quirky mindless fluff books that it's almost all pining he id basically a manic pixie dream boy.

Hulkenberg and kmag: weird mommy erotica you will find in that old single aunt room about vikings and pirates or both hallmark style holydays books about finding love for the ripped blond lumberjack in a small town, or a gay erotica actually written by a gay man who skips the fluff and its mostly about hot ripped blondes getting down to business.

[headcanon-territory]

SONIC 3 SPOILERS FOR YAP YAPS — ABOUT FUTURE MOVIE SPECULATIONS

Oh Sonic 4 is definetly a Sonic CD reference like

These 2 in one post credits scene, army of Metal Sonics???? That's just a set up for a plot based on Sonic CD

This is like probably a bad future at best because Our Robotnik is dead dead dead so best plot line for them to bring him back is about timelines! Trust the Sonic Movie Crew is smart to not completely eradicate Eggman in their movies and further they physically cant because of how vital that Doctor is

Also robotnik is like absolutely dead they gotta pull up a [IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT] [BUT AT WHAT COST], him helping the gang and the emphasis on Stone and Robotnik on that scene?? That's a declaration of DOOMED Toxic Old Man Yaoi to tell us on how dead that Robotnik is

And my big guess or speculation <<that I simply wanna imagine >>goes like this

>A timeline where Eggman took over the world and starts taking over the universe cause what else can he do??? Sonic does exist[probably not anymore though] in that timeline of course where will be the influence to make Metal Sonic come from — that's an important plot detail that Sonic does exist in that timeline as Amy or Metal Sonic shouldn't be finding our Sonic in the first place

>Maybe Tails and Knuckles don't exist in that timeline since the two are important in Sonic's life plus Knuckles' emergency moments like bad stuff happen if Knuckles didn't go in when they were stuck on that gravitational force, there wont be better outcomes for team sonic, Tails and Sonic would be dead without Knuckles coming in to summon the Ring Teleportation, and We are all doomed if Knuckles didn't interrupt Robotnik in his Master Emerald mode. There's also Tails cause cmon. The brains what can they do without him

Also a reference to the making of Sonic CD and Sonic 2 that both are sequels to Sonic 1 as on that point developers from both games don't know the existence of the characters introduced from both games or have their characters co exist at the time and Sonic 3 is a follow up to Sonic 2 so that also proves my point that 2/3 of Team Sonic is just gone on that Bad Future plot

Anyway that's all I hope this dosent look unhinged to you all;

[absolutebl]

BL recs (from any country) that don't have any s*x scenes? I'm too ace to enjoy them at all. Happy ending preferred, angst v welcome:)

BLs Without Sex Scenes

Oof, this is a hard one. Is a dead fish kiss okay? I do have a heat sorting on the spreadsheet of doom, and there are some with no kissing at all, but a dead fish kiss is in most of the HEA ones.

BLs with No Kisses

21 Days Theory (Thailand, YouTube) - the only thing I didn't like about this pulp was the fact that they don't kiss, so... yeah, this is my first pick for you. Very YA first love angsty, fantastic queer rep and side characters. RECOMMENDED

My Esports Genius Brother (China, Gaga?) - it's hella odd censored bromance but enjoyable. No real angst tho.

HIStory My Hero (Taiwan, Viki) - basically a BL with no sex or kissing, but also body-swap so is it BL? I can't remember the end but I think it's happy?

Silhouette of Your Voice AKA Hidamari ga Kikoeru (Japan, ????) - this 2017 yaoi adaptation is a full on BL just no kissing at all. The source manga (I Hear the Sunspot) is a favorite of mine and the casting was decent. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED for you (but not in general). Grey only.

Love of Siam (Thailand, ????) ALL THE ANGST, I'm pretty sure the most they do is hug, I could be v wrong though because too sad for me to ever rewatch. Very formative to the Thai BL industry.

The Lover (BL cut) (Korea ????) sometimes you can find the BL cut on YT, it has slapstick comedic sexualized moments that are maybe a little homophobic (or something), no actual sex or kissing, but no angst at all. (Korea's working some shizz out with this early offering.)

Kabe Koji AKA Kabesaa Doujin Sakka no Neko Yashiki-kun wa Shounin Yokkyuu wo Kojirasete iru (Japan, Viki) - I watched this and I was excited about it before it aired, but I seem to have expunged it from my memory and kept no screen caps in annoyance, so that's all I got.

Love in Spring AKA Spring of Crush (Korea, ????) - a crossdressing historical that flew utterly under the radar. I decided it just wasn't really BL, but it has BL aspects and it's kinda a little queer... or something. Grey only.

Evening Cafe (Thai pulp, YouTube) - No heat and no kisses, but a decent lead pair, about a boy who works in a cafe and the new employee who has a crush on him. That’s it, that's the whole story.

A Shoulder to Cry On (Korea, Viki) - Has no kissing and many people found it really good as @isisanna-blog reminded me, thank you). It certainly has ALL THE ANGST. (I did not like it at all, but I'm a terrible judge of this kind of BL.)

What Did You Eat Yesterday? (Japan ???) - this is such a lovely show, very warm and comforting and slice of life. There is very little angst, they too old for that shit, but little to no sexual content either. It's very warm and loving. A safe extremely yet queer show - and oh boy do we not get many of those. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Censored Bromances

So No Kisses (TM) for the gays but the hets might do stuff I didn't pay attention to. All these from China. Some happy, most not.

The Untamed

Word of Honor

Guardian

SCI Mysteries

Stay With Me AKA Addicted 2.0 (I never watched this so there may be rough play)

Mr CEO Falling in Love With Me

The Fairy Fox

Youth in the Breeze

Precise Shot

Advance Bravely

His Cat AKA His Cat Boyfriend

The Male Queen: Han Zi Gao

The "Ghost Boyfriend" series

Past Youth

I Go To School Not By Bus (Hong Kong short)

Recommended Shorts with no kisses, but cute & fun

The 8.2 Second Rule (Japan YouTube)

One Last Order (Korea, Gaga)

Love Advisor (Thailand, YouTube)

BLs with Dead Fish Kisses (maybe? only one, if any)

His the series: I Didn't Think I Would Fall In Love (Japan ????) - (NOT His the movie) this one has all the angst you could want in your whole life. ALL OF IT. Japan wins at emo, it's their THING.

Cherry Magic AKA 30 Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard AKA 30-sai made Dotei Da to Mahotsukai ni Nareru rashii AKA Cheri Maho (Japan ????) - there's sort of some bed tussling and implied sex but you could imagine them just being snuggles for the mains, the sides have dead fish kiss. In general there's some angst but not much. It's fluffy and great. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Bonus: overt ace representation for one of the side characters.

Meow Ears Up (Thailand Viki) - sides may kiss? I enjoyed this pulp especially at the start, the premise is fun. I think my biggest complaint was lack of kissing.

My Love Mix Up AKA Kieta Hatsukoi (Japan Viki), a case could be made for a demi seme in this BL. So much frenetic angst around bisexual identity crisis. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

My Ride (Thailand Gaga) - my favorite Thai BL pulp the sides have a good kiss and the mains do kiss but it's v dead fish, not at all sexual, and it comes at the very end. Otherwise extremely chaste, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this BL, queer and complex and engaging.

I Want to See Only You AKA Kimi no Koto Dake Mite Itai (Japan ????) - This is a beautiful piece of cinema well acted, about two boys who are opposite personalities and grew up together. The only kiss is the one pictured above, v dead fish. Full review here.

Nobleman Ryu's Wedding (Korea WeTV) - 12th Night goes BL in this cross dressing historical that ended up feeling like a Cinderfella fairy tale, lightly dramatic and utterly charming. Full review. There is one dead fishy kiss at the end but it's otherwise aggressively pure.

If you like this last style of KBL (with a kiss at the end being okay, I have quite a few more to recommend). Until 2022, most KBLs only had one dead fish kiss in them, so you are pretty safe with pre 2022 KBLs. They tend to be quite chaste and de-sexualized. Other good examples: Wish You, Light on Me.

That's all folx.

Some of the above I may be misremembering (since I don't rewatch this kind of BL and my memory is shit). And I may have forgotten some too, so I hope comments with jump in.

Others to consider:

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