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ghost-bxrd · 2 months ago

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Prompt:

Calvin Rose finds a catatonic teenager roaming the streets and… well, the poor kid looks dead on his feet, and it’s raining cats and dogs, he can’t just leave him there.

And, it’s fine. He’s just passing through (can’t risk more with the Court still at large) and will be back on the road come morning. And he’ll sleep easier knowing he kept the kid from certain death.

So, really, how the hell did he end up with the very same kid riding shotgun and nagging him to turn up the radio to Phoebe Bridgers?

#Calvin rose accidentally adopts Jason #stranger to caretaker #talon #court of owls #Calvin is perfect big brother material you can’t change my mind #some roadtrip #some angst #some ‘who tf are you’#coupled with ‘wouldn’t you like to know’#Calvin goes from caring for a catatonic teen to being so good at said care that Jason actually starts healing #the natural way not the green bathwater way #Calvin ‘I liked you better when you talked gibberish’ Rose #Jason ‘a crowbar and a coffin and you’ll have me back to original’ Todd #Calvin ‘… this kid is giving me depression’ Rose #Calvin Rose going out to buy milk and coming back with no milk but Joker’s death all over the news #‘obviously I was just buying milk’#‘yeah? where’s the milk #‘… the store was out of milk’#Jason is SALTY at the batfam #he far prefers the weird murder guy right now thanks #Calvin just likes to get a taste of real family #Calvin ‘look I would sell Jason for a hot cup of coffee but if you look at him sideway prepare to be killed in your sleep’#Calvin rose #jason todd #batfamily #Bruce annihilates the Court so Calvin and Jason make another pit stop #unfortunately the batfam catch sight of Jason in the street #Jason PANICS tm and runs to hide with his totally-not-overprotective ex talon friend #prompts #dick grayson

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