#im fighting muscle memory dawg

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I have not voted yet but I am going full conspiracy here

COMPLETELY BLIND GUESSES WITHOUT LOOKING AT PICS:

okay so if it were just the characters, stede would have NO shot, respect but Ed and Izzy have been fighting their whole lives

but when u think of the actors, rhys is FIT. but so is Con. and Con has been fencing. them lunges dawg.

I have never seen if taika is fit or not so no guesses there, he does have at least some muscle tho. blackbeard costume covers fuckin everything. ed shirtless scene when????? and not from the back u cowards

here's the other thing: rhys and con are white I believe? either way that may handicap their booty abilities

again this is all PICTURELESS COMMENTARY goin off memory and im not an ass dude so I never rly looked

imma look at pics and do more consideration

fuck it, we need more joy in this fandom

vote for their perky, peachy posteriors... their glistening, glorious glutes....... their bodalicious buttocks