#samsh

[bats4sophie]

i think taking turns with both Ford and Stan would fix me probably.

[let-me-put-spaces-pls]

yamete kudasai

onee chan

UwU

this had zERO BUSINESS MAKING ME CACKLE THIS HARD OW OWOHOHOHO SON MY CHEST

[video-game-trivia]

In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, during team battles, Joker's victory screen changes colour depending on which team he's on.

[hobohobgoblim]

Put in 11 hours today

[cosmik-homo]

Romana: plot/political ramble

Leela: I have no idea what you're talking about

Romana, audibly smiling: just like old times.

She suckssss <3 toxic yuri <3

[deluzional-simping-time]

🤤🤤😍

DARLING, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL?

[smashorpass50plus]

Ford pines

[itisbop]

I got bored, so here is a tier list based on how bad each Brawler's anger issues are.

So it's easy to scroll through, I'll have some notes under this.

Also, side note, but why is there a sudden uprising of samsh or pass tier list on the reddit. Like nothings wrong with em', but some of them have been questionable.

- To no one's surprise, the guy whose whole thing is to be constantly pissed has the most anger issues.

- Chuck : He definitely has the fury of a patient / nice man. For those who don't know, in the Season 20 animation Prison Break; Pearl burns Chuck's baton. This sends him into a fit of anger, and he not only runs over Colt and Shelly but also BULL. Mind you, Bull is like 5x his size and is on that hypercharge stuff. If that doesn't say anything, I don't know what does.

- Crow : Since we see Crow transform into Phoenix Crow in the skin's animation, I like to think that Phoenix Crow "activates" when he gets too angry.

- Colette : Scrapbook goes missing, someone says something about her favorite brawlers, or says anything negative about Brawl Stars, all HELL would break loose at the gift shop.

- Kit : Cats are usually grumpy, that's all.

- Larry and Lawrie : Put them in small issue as overall. If I were to rank the two separately, Larry would have controllable issues, Lawrie would definitely have some bad issues.

[jewishcissiekj]

hey guys care to help me prove a point to my friend

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Samsh Bros Sexyman Contest

[dutchwinter]

OLIVERR

THE AMBASSADOR OF CLUB SMASH ANTHONY

MISCLIKED PASS

ON THE ANTHINY SAMSH OR PASS POLL

i almost want to make you a new one just so you can vote correctly

i dont think you have to worry about making a new one. wink

I WOKE UP AT 6AM AFTER GOING TO BED AT 1AM I WAS SO TIRED FOR SOME REASON I THOUGHT PASS MEANT SMASH AND SMASH MEANT PASS i was very tired. i would never pass her i would smash her so hard we both die

[gizmo02]

Who is more fitting for samsh?

[maguro13-2]

What happens after the release of Warioware's new game?

Wario : What a day for a vacation after the release of Warioware Move It. I just hope that Waluigi suspect that he supposed to lookout for the house. Well, at least we're back at our hometown of...

*RECORD SCRATCH*

Wario : What the...?!

(We show the ruins of Diamond City after it was completely destroyed)

Wario : Oh no. Diamond City. My beautiful hometown Diamond City! What happened?! Who destroyed the beloved hometown of me!?

Waluigi : Hey, Wario. You cameback from your vacation with the crew. Something went wrong.

Wario : Oh my God! Waluigi! Waluigi! speak to me, man! What happened here?!

Waluigi : I knew that something bad happened to Diamond City, and it was attacked by an invasive group that really knows to the wreck the place.

Wario : That's impossible! *BOING* WHAT THE F***?! (Sees Ashley's mansion covered with graffiti and toilet paper) Ashley Mansion has been vandalized! Covered with graffiti and 4-plys of toilet paper! Nooooo!

Red the Demon : Who's gonna clean up this mess they caused?! *BONK* Hey, isn't that...

Dr Cryor : My lab! My lab! What happened to my lab!? It's gone! It has all our inventions and gadgets!

9-Volt : And all our collection of video games have been samshed! I play smash in our entire lives and now i’m never gonna play!

Jimmy T : Club Sugar's washed up and done for!

Mona : My restaurant, Mona Pizza, is ruined!

Kat : Our dojo has been destroyed!

Orbulon : At least my spaceship is fine.

Dribble : Not quite tho. (Orbulon reads something on the back of his ship) Look at the back of your ship.

Orbulon : What's this? "Wowie Zowie, Orbulon! Your ship looks incredible and is the shape of an animal that eats or smells nothing but...PORK BUTT"!? [Furious] Why I ought to...

Wario : Who really done it this time!? Who would go and wreck the entire place!?

Talking Flower : Hey there, garlic-eating man that runs a microgame company. Nice place you got there.

Wario : You! So you're the one that ransacked my hometown didn't you after we went on vacation for the exercise classes! How can you even think about destroying one's property!? One's property!

Talking Flower : Oh yeah. That would be my buddies that is really liking the town that existed in the Super Mario verse, hope that we didn't mind turning this town into a tourist trap you know.

Ashley : Oh, really? How can you expect from a talking idiot like me? If you really destroyed the place we lived in, that's on you for your flower buddies, I would definitely granting someone to hell for that matters.

Talking Flower : Wowie Zowie, Ashley! I guess your much of an edgy person than you think. I guess my buddies will have to prove to the talking of your gothic life.

Ashley : Oh is that so? You and what army?

Penny Crygor : Ashley, no! Don't ask him that!

Talking Flower : What army? What army? How about this army!

(The Warioware group are surrounded by an army of talking flowers)

Ashley : Oh crap.

Penny Crygor : Never ask the questions "who and what army"!

Talking Flower : Sorry, Wario. Guess we misfortuned about your hometown being a total wreckage we caused. So sorry for having this way in a fairly manner, I'd might say. We did make the people of Diamond City go crazy and caused chaos all over it. What are you gonna do now, you garlic greedy goomba?

[DBZ SFX : POWERING UP]

Wario : [chuckles] If you're really that clever for a talking flora garbage, then I assure one thing that you'll never like it....

Talking Flower : [cower in fear] W-W-W-What's that?

Wario : It's called "You're missing the point".

Talking Flower : Wowie Zowie! Holy sh****t! Is he doing the Vegeta Sacrifice thing?! WOWIE MOTHERF***ING ZOWIE!!! He's absolutely to go Kamikaze attack on us!!!

Mona : Wait. He doesn't remember doing that! He's going to kill us all if he does that from Majin Buu!

Ashley : Majin Buu? What Majin Buu? What are you ...(now realizing) Oh God.

Wario : [furiously] RRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!

[DBZ SFX : ENERGY EXPLOSION]

Wario : Well, I guess that's taking care of that. At least that we all had a great vacation.

Talking Flower : Oh really? That was really quite a performance back there! I never thought you were able to pull off that stunt like that!

Wario : You! How are you still alive?! I just had you blown away in a kamikaze style!

Talking Flower : Oh I don't know. The truth is we all died because of you! At least it's nice in here that they had to chain us up for destroying the super Mario Universe.

[It is revealed that the Warioware crew except for Ashley and Talking Flower are in Hell, being chained up]

Mona : Nice going, Wario! You brought us to a place where bad people had to suffer and tormented.

Red the Demon : Oh hey, this is where I originally came from. My dad works here and he's the demon king.

Ashley : What a surprise, I granted everyone and including kids in hell. Am I the only one that is smart enough to do this?

Wario : [to Waluigi, laughs nervously] Sorry about that, Waluigi. At least hell isn't so bad after the Vacation.

Waluigi : Oh no, it's a way better vacation over here, in hell of course! Well, you can say Warioware has been a major asset to the Super Mario Universe that has been like this for 23 years.

Red the Demon : Oh, hey, look my dad's coming to meet. Hi, dad. These are the guys I work for.

Wario and Waluigi : His dad?!

Wario : Ashley, you don't mean that Red's father is...

Ashley : True that. He's the demon king, ruler of hell.

Wario : Oh boy...

[Red's father appears to be a muscular demon king]

Waluigi : Wow! I never seen a demon who's that ripped.

Penny Crygor : Totally. Hello, father of Red the Demon. We are currently in hell for no reason, I'm Penny Crygor and this is my girlfriend, who she granted us in hell.

Talking Flower : Oh boy.

Red's Father : ....So, you just had to go Kamikaze on the planet, didn't you?

Wario : [in sniper's voice] Ah...piss!

Talking Flower : [sarcastically] Wowie Zowie, man. [In a sly look] Wowie-Zowie.

[Iris shot]

Ashley : It took me years to grant someone to hell for this.

[Iris out]

~ DON'T GO KAMIKAZE ON THE PLANET ~

[hobohobgoblim]

So it's official. Getting kicked out of the place I've lived for the last 8 years. The place the owner who is kicking me out begged me to move into with her so she could afford it.

Fast forward 8 years and she doesn't need my rent. So now I have to say goodbye to my darling doggo and the cool workshop I've almost finished and face one of the most expensive rental markets in Europe.

But she won't just say its because she can. Instead she's taking out her own self-loathing on me to justify it.

Fuck.

[worstfirstlady]

can i suck your girlcock eat your boypussy suck your tits. suck your tits suck you rtits suck your tits. SUck your tits. PLease please please please. pelase. vecky lemme samsh

didn't jesus say the eyeball that makes man sin must be gouged out or something. yeah go do that

[naritaren]

smash or pass: sandra moone, douki, will ospreay

I had to look up Sandra, but she is cute. Still a pass. She looks too innocent. Douki - Samsh. I saw the concurso pics. I'm not dumb. Ospreay - Smash. I'll smash him. He smashes me. It'll work.