maguro13-2

[maguro13-2]

Juliana : Suguri! I just wanted to say congratulation on your--

*screams in horror+Dramatic Cue*

Kieran : *Seizing and foaming*

Florian : Oh my God! He's having a stroke!

Juliana : Oh no! He's seizing!

Carmine : No! No! My brother! Kieran! Please! Someone call a doctor!

Pokeani Nurse Joy : I am!

Carmine : Well, you're a nerd! No! Those are Asdfmovie references!

Juliana : 😠

Carmine : Uhh, I was vexed. I didn't mean to offend. Heheh...😅

Juliana : I know you didn't mean that to me.

Carmine : What I meant to say was...

[Music : Flower's Fall by Yutaka Minobe]

Carmine : SOMEONE IN ARCEUS'S NAME CALL FOR HELP!!!😫

Nemona : What's your problem? There just smartphones made for Gacha or gambling. C'mon, it's the future of everything.

Lacey : I swear to Arceus if these Poryphones were made something like this. Then what does these Poryphones have to do with--

*SFX : ZAP*

[Music : Out of Control by TAI-HEY!]

Lacey : AHHH!!! MY SEEING MY PARTS!!!😫

Penny : Wait. Let me see this phone.

*ZAP*

Penny : AHH!! WHAT THE-[DOLPHIN CHIRP]!?

Nemona : Oh my God! Penny! This Poryphone got Penny!

Nemona : It got her eyes!

Selene/Moon : Help! Someone call for help! There's a girl seizing over here! And as well for the boy!

Gloria : Marnie! No! Please God no!

Juliana : Oh god...These phones...this wasn't part of our future!

*every training is having seizures or having their eyes hurt*

Juliana Oh my God! What is this!

MissingNO : (laughs evilly)Looks like the implementation was a huge success! You fools fell right into my trap! And now here comes the final cycle!😈

Porygon : Payback's a b*tch, A-Holes! I hope you look to see a doctor from your sights and your bodies!😈

[Music Cue : Ambush by Yutaka Minobe]

Juliana : No! No! No please!😨

Porygon : Get ready to be Porygon'd, you stupid b*tch!

Juliana : *gets zapped by Porygon* NOOOOOOOOOOO!😫

*Juliana woke up from dream in a hospital room*

It was all just a dream.

Juliana : What happened?

Carmine : Apparently, you were in a major acccident.

Kieran : Oh man, what happened? Wait, why are we at a human hospital?

Carmine : We're in Washington State. You fell into serizures by that Poryphone which referenced to the 1997 Porygon incident.

Kieran : How that happened?

Carmine : Glitchy thing from the 90s. MissingNo.

Kieran : MissingNO? Who's MissingNO.

MissingNO : That would be me.

*Dramatic Cue*

Kieran : HOLY CRAP! IT'S THAT BIBICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL!

Kieran : (being defensive) STAY BACK! I'LL RIP MY EYES OUT!

MissingNO : Relax, kid. I'm only here a visit.

Kieran : So. Can you explain why are we at a human hospital?

MissingNO : Well, I sort figured a key defect in the Poryphones.

Kieran : What key defect was in those Poryphones?

MissingNO : Well...(with CDI bowser's laugh)😈

Earlier...

Kieran : Oh boy! I can't believe I'm finally implemented to the App! And I have my free Poryphone from that man with glasses! 😃

MissingNO : You do realize that is the Pokemon that gave everyone seizures?😒

Kieran : What nonsense! It's the perfect smartphone device to make Sync Pair! 😁

Kieran : And it will never go wrong! Besides what does Poryphones have to do with seizures?😀

Kieran : And besides. We're Pokemon Trainers. What could happen?😌

*spinning newspaper*

"NEWS: LOCAL KITAKAMI BOY SEIZED BY PORYPHONE!"

*another spinning Newspaper*

"NEWS: PORYPHONES GAVE TRAINERS DAMAGES!"

*another spinning Newspaper*

"NEWS: PORYPHONES ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED!"

*another Spinning Newspaper*

"NEWS: STOP THE PRESSES TO STOP SPINNING NEWSPAPER!"

News Anchor : Chaos spreads throughout the Pokemon World and the multiverse as Poryphones made for the trainers has caused significant damages that made lose their eye sights or giving them seizures that it was depicted from the 1997 Porygon Incident.😟

Trainer Blue on TV : MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!😫

Trainer Red on TV : You're eyes are blurring!😫

News Anchor : As Poryphones have begun to ban, the angry Pokemon and their trainers are here to blame this apocalyptic scene on a local "Nobody" and his newly acted Poryphone policy from the industry.😟

*gets knocked out by a Machump with blood-shot eyes*

Machump : IF I EVER SEE THIS FOOL AGAIN, I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE TO GRAB HIS LYING HEAD, AND LITERALLY RIP HIS--!!😡

[Super Mario Strikers Charged BGM : Pause/Credits]

"WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES"

Porygon : (To MissingNO) You just had bring me back memories, didn't you?😒

MissingNO : Well, it was a success. And...oh Sky Deck, you're right.😩

Porygon : Bail?

MissingNO : Bail.

*SA1 SFX : Dash Panel*

(pans back to the hospital)

Kieran : Oh so that's what happened. Maybe you're right, those Poryphones were a bad idea, it was that incident back 1997.

Juliana : You sure?

Kieran : We're gonna do what we are told to do. Besides, which is why we have this.

*shows the Poryphone*

Kieran : If the Gach industry is implementing many trainers, but who to fight the future for any of us.

Rotom : Uh-oh.

MissingNO : Oh this is bad.

Kieran : Smile for the camera and--!!

*The Trainers are later now as Portraits*

Carmine (Portrait) : Way to go, brother. It took us three days to have us that epiphany. THREE F-[DOLPHIN CHIRP]-ING DAYS! This is why technology ain't cool!

Lacey (Portrait) : Nice job, Kitakami idiot! You know those Phones were heavily made from human error in the 97 incident!

Juliana (Portrait) : There was a key defect in those phones and it alerted authorities to this guy's scam! That's why I smell something about the industry giving us phones that gave us damage eye sights and seizures.

Florian (Portrait) : And all the humans of the real world lie and cheat to ride on each other's coattail. Well, according to this guy's losses, it nearly costs the company's potential millions, but those phones he gave us that costed our entire lives!

Penny (Portrait) : Well get this! The only clue is that the industry was giving us the best thing worthwile in the company's life and we wouldn't listen!

Rika (Portrait) : Oh Ha-ha! Very funny! Lay it on me fellas!

Juliana (Portrait) : Uhh, how did you turn into that?

Rika (Portrait) : Remember what you said? Those Poryphones he gave us to sync-pair blurred my eye sight and got me into an accident.

Lacey (Portrait) : Ouch.

Nemona (Portrait) : I get ya. Now we understand why he have to deal like this.

Arven (Portrait) : Hello? Anyone here? Can anyone scratch my butt?

Iono (Portrait) : Oh no! We're stuck like this!

Geeta (Portrait) : Great job, Knuckleheads! Now we're getting out of this mess!

*everyone argues*

Juliana : (sighs) Gamblers these days.

Kieran : My life is over!

*reality ends*

Carmine : And that's what happens when we lose our lives to Gacha. So who's ready for my brother's arrival in PokeMas?!

*everyone cheering*

Arven : Guys! Trainers, Pocket Monsters! Listen!

*everyone stops cheering*

Arven : The new Kirby Air Ride game from the guy who created Smash is directing!!

Florian : Forget wasting our lives on these phones, SAKURAI'S BACK IN ACTION!

Trainer Red : Really! Trainers! To the Nintendo Direct, away!!

*Red motions the Trainers to follow him*

Kieran : Aw man.😞 I knew wasting our lives on a phone was a dumb idea.

Juliana : Well, at least you still have your sister with you.

MissingNO : Uhh, you might wanna check that out.

Juliana : Huh?

*Carmine is foaming and seizing*

Juliana : Oh no! Not again! 🤦‍♀️

Kieran : NO! NO! NO! NO!😫

Juliana : Those Poryphones were not worth so much the hype that much! This is why I don't trust the industry that really pays the price!

Kieran : Someone Google WEB M.D!

Juliana : I'm just gonna stick to computer games.

MissingNO : On second thought, why don't you get off your phone to play some real games?

Kieran : Yeah, that makes sense.😒

[maguro13-2]

Gym Samus

[maguro13-2]

Jiji : Guys. Guess what? That Hayashi song went haywire over the media.

Momo and Okarun : 😱

Jiji : Which went totally viral!

Momo and Okarun : 🤩

Jiji : However, we got Ace Attorney'd due to copyright Strike.

*Death Bell Tolls*

Momo and Okarun : 😵

Aira : Ooh, I knew this is gonna happen when humanity never learns. Well, at least the band played it real cool.

Jiji : Really?😃

Aira : Ehh, Objection.😒

*Warioware/Rhythm Heaven Sound : Try Again*

"YOU GOT ACE ATTORNEY'D!"

The Hayashi Lead singer : Aw man.

Turbo Granny : (To Jiji) Nice job, dirtface!

Seiko : Okay, whose idea was this?

Hayashi Lead singer : Ehh, Overruled?

Jiji : Overruled, guys? Or is it "Overcooled"?

*Jiji plays guitar and Aira snatches it*

Aira : NO! AND IT NEVER WILL BE!

*Aira is about to bash Jiji with guitar*

Jiji : This is gonna hurt.

*Sound Card : GUITAR SMASH*

Jiji : *birds floating around+goofy voice* Okay, I might be overcooled a little.

Momo : Oh well, that's what I get for going with highest sound proof last of that.

[maguro13-2]

Momo : Perfect lifestyle! Perfect story! Perfect everything! Look out world, cause here I...

*turns green+stomach gurgling*

Momo : Oh...! I gotta hit the can!

Uh-oh, that's not looking good during they day off.

Aira : My new fashion and make up is ready to set sail! Now then, if I can just make things work out...

*turns green+Stomach gurgling*

Aira : On second thought. I'm gonna have to pass out on this.

And I know the solution to that problem.

Okarun : Does turning green look okay as Aliens, or does turning you sour making us look like we're shiny Pokemon or the incredible hulk?

Jiji : Uhh, no dude. We are not shiny or the Hulk. We all just got food poisoning from the same...tuna surprise on pizza Fridays.

*turns green+stomach gurgling*

Okarun : And I thought the chocolate milk was expired.

Jiji : NO WAY DUDE! I'm lactose and tolerant!

*both retching and vomiting*

Turbo Granny : (with a gas mask) What? I'm holding out a pile of garbage to take out the trash. It's only Garbage day nobody cares.

Aira, Jiji, Momo, Okarun : GARBAGE DAY!?!

It was that moment that they knew, they f'ed up.

Mai Zenin : Garbage day!

Okarun : (panicking) NO WAIT! I'M NOT TAKING OUT ANY GARBAGE! THIS ISN'T A MOVIE!

*Cartoon Gunshot*

Okarun : (wakes up from Dream) IT'S NOT EVEN GARBAGE DAY!

It was only a dream, wasn't it?

Okarun : Oh thank goodness it's only a dream. No Garbage day indeed. Why can't I feel my anything?

Oops, I meant you're on a spider's web.

Okarun : Oh come on! I did not sign up for this!

Arachne Gorgon : A fresh meat from the outside world. So let me show you something really good with my perpetual self to be satisfied.

*Arachne unclothes herself*

Okarun : No wait! Not like this! I take it back! I take it back!

(zooms out of another dream)

Okarun : Oh man. Not another of them wet dreams.

Momo : *siiigh* I'll handle this.

*Momo pops Okarun's dream*

Okarun : Thanks for getting me out of that one.

Aira : A wet dream? Wet dream you say? You can't have a dream like that! This is how you make a real dream! *Grunting*

*Dream cloud comes out of Aira*

[Kate Alan theme plays]

Dream Aira : Yay-yeah! Mwah! Mwah! Smile for the camera, boys! I'm all yours!

Aira : How do you like that!

Momo : Nah-uh, sister! You can't dream this, ya bourgeoisie sucka! *Grunting*

*a dream cloud comes out of Momo*

Aira : What's that supposed to be?

[Music: Reception at Coliseum by Kenji Mizuno]

Dream Momo : Aww yeah! Now that's what I call "Drip"

Dream Okaru : Cool outfit, y'all!

Momo : How do you like that! You got no style!

Jiji : That's nothing! Here's my wet dream for ya.

*Grunting noises*

Okarun : Uhh, I wouldn't...

Jiji : *straining* I'm doing it! I'm doing it!

*dream cloud comes out of it*

Jiji : Alright! I did it! I can't wait to show me some gorgeous ladies and...

(Dombummel playing)

Dream Jiji : What? Dreaming is bored.

Jiji : Meh. Works for me.

Turbo Granny : That's weak. This is a dream i've come up with that! Show it to them, Ayase to how we dream ourselves.

Momo : What dream do you want to dream about it, huh?

Turbo Granny : Just watch.

*sound of forming a dream cloud*

Turbo Granny : This is what we are cooking. Behold our ultimate dream team!

*a dream cloud shows Reala showering*

Reala : *whistling in the shower* Huh? Do you mind!?

Turbo Granny : *granny closes it* Whoopsie! Force of habit! Now behold!

*Dream cloud actually shows a pizza dinner*

Momo : Oh sweet! A pizza dinner!

Dream Okarun : Who ordered a pizza?

Dream Momo : But we don't have any cash.

Dream Aira : Me neither.

Dream Jiji : Guess we'll work something out.

Okarun : A wet dream again? Oh you really done it this time!

Turbo Granny : Not yet. Look closely.

Dream Turbo Granny : You want money, eh? Well, let me give you something to give you money! Hey Piggy Bank! Drop that beat!

Piggy Bank : With pleasure

[BGM : Thing - Piggy Bank]

*Piggy Bank does it's breakdance moves*

Jiji : What the?!

Turbo Granny : Now this is the ultimate dream that is worth dreaming now, b*tches!

Seiko : Oh for heaven's sake! You Bunch of breakdancers!

*Destroys Piggy Bank*

Turbo Granny : Well, you have our word. Next time, dream something that you aren't greedy rich. Where's your dream at?

Seiko : I don't have one. I gave it someone else to eat it.

Turbo Granny : Wait a sec, what ghost did you gave it to someone to eat your dream!?

Haunter : You cheating b*tch! You made me eat one of your dreams that tastes like lube and garbador's d-[guitar feedback]! I can't believe you let me eat something that is ludicrous! *Puts gun in mouth*

Turbo Granny : Uhh, I wouldn't do tha-

*gunshot*

Haunter : Oh right. Already a ghost.

Momo : This multiverse can be really weirder like this.

[maguro13-2]

[Pallet Town theme]

Do we ever find ourselves something to learn a lesson about exploiting their selves to gambling?

Trainer Brendan : This stupid exploit of humanity, it's like always takes advantage of a trainer's life

Trainer Red : can't stand that spin off because the company that wants to make us more money and then carry our stolen money.

Trainer Brendan : And which is why masters Gacha thing really blows in reality. We are the Whales and they are the exploiters.

Trainer Red : Well it's a good thing that I have to make money or I'm gonna be off the profits with you and me on my double-seated bike riding down on a...

*Dashes off*

[BGM : Mountains Area by Akira Yamaoka]

Trainer Red : (yell) HIIIIILL!!!

Trainer Bred : Oh God! Too Fast! Hit the breaks, man! Hit the breaks!

Trainer Red : I can't hit the breaks!

Trainer Brendan : We're going downhill!!!

Trainer Red : Too soon to go extreme!!!

Trainer Brendan : Someone stop this crazy thing!

Trainer Red : WE. JUST. CAN'T. STOP!!!

*fwoosh+stock screaming*

Trainer Brendan : This was never the right answer!

Trainer Red : I told you if we didn't spent all the money on friggin Gacha, it wouldn't be a soul-selling ordeal because they are Exploiters who really, really want the money! Do you ever get enough of that?!

Trainer Brendan: It's always what they want and gets away with it, just because the Gacha industry is full of Exploiters, doesn't mean selling souls for crap that is just pure utter nonesense!

Trainer Red : And yet you feel lucky about the soul-selling ordeal of Gacha, now I feel lucky about spending some money at a vending machine for soda!

Trainer Brendan : Then why don't you just go to a vending machine to buy someone a pack of candy?!

Trainer Red : Hold on tight!

Trainer Brendan : Promise that we will never sell ou souls for Gacha anymore, right!?

Trainer Red : True! Because Gacha has been the most exploitive thing that humanity has ever seen in my entire life! (Panicking as they noticed a ramp)

Trainer Brendan : (panicking) I guess we're already Pokemon Champions in our league. A league where we can get an ambulance right about now...(yells off as they jump off a ramp)

Trainer Brendan : GREAT SCOTT! WE'RE FLYING!!!

Trainer Red : Oh my God! Oh my God! How is this even possible! Do you promise that Japan will never cheat the trainers again and with all the exploits from humanity itself that will never exploit for our souls?

Trainer Brendan : Yes! Yes! We won't do it again!

Trainer Red : That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Can't believe Japan made the whole world a hot exploitive mess for this whole hot gacha ness, selling our souls for gacha. And now I understand why we hated Gacha.

Trainer Brendan : It's because of Japan's sake... That's what Japan does.

Trainer Red : Yes. That explains why the whole world wants to betray us...(notices something wrong) which we are about to face a gruesome accident.

Trainer Brendan : And of course, brace for impact.

Carmine : Stupid Masters! I can't believe that they exploited me after selling my soul for gacha to exploit my stolen money! I can't believe that I'm gonna be a whale player forever.

*SA2 Intruder Alert Sound*

Computer Voice : WARNING! WARNING! UNKNOWN VESSEL COMING AT HIGH SPEED.

Carmine : Huh?

*DBZ SFX : Flying*

Trainer Red : (shouting) LOOK OUT BELOW!!!

Carmine : Oh f-[dolphin chirp] me.

*DBZ SFX : Loud Explosion*

And so...they finally survived.

Trainer Red : You know, let's face it. We never like the Gacha industry. It has always been a pain in our carapace.

Trainer Brendan : Not always.

Trainer Red : Well, at least we finally learned lesson from Kaiji about gambling for profits.

Carmine : Yeah, a lesson that needed to be taught.

Trainer Red : How did you heal yourself quickly?

Carmine : Easy. Remember that I don't need a potion? I decided not use this, and instead use these.

(shows something in her hands at is a Heart Container and max tomato)

Trainer Red : Oh why did I even think about wasting our money on Gacha?

Trainer Brendan : Curse humanity and their Exploits.

*all three heals with heart and max tomato*

Trainer Red : Hey! Not bad!

Trainer Brendan : Thanks. I owe you one...and you're mad at us because we accidentally broke our fall on to you.

Carmine : Oh no, I'm not mad, I'm furious.

Trainer Brendan : And which why we accidentally crashed into you?

Carmine : Yes. Which is why I am going to pick a body. *Cracks fists*

Trainer Red : *Gulp*

Trainer Bed : Oh boy.

And now it will be a lesson for them to learn about their consequences.

Trainer Red : Hey, what I said something about you being a whale to Gacha, I guess I was wrong about the whole being a whale thing. We are humans, you know.

Trainer Brendan : (nervously) And besides, it's just our own special way to make you exploit of taking your money.

Trainer Red : (Nervously) So let's promise that we would never do Gacha again. I promise. And it's all humanity's.

Carmine : Yeah, Gacha was never meant to be gaming. And that's a lie from the gambling industry

Trainer Red : (nervously) But hey, look on the bright side, at least your fans made you a fat whale player to Gacha.

Carmine : (flames in her eyes) You said what to me!?

Trainer Brenan : Dude! No! Don't say that to others!

Carmine : Oh now you're f-[guitar feedback]-ing dead.

Trainer Brendan : (nervous but panicked) And more for the record, you wouldn't hit a guy with sunglasses would you?

Carmine : Trust me. I would never do that to you, but this is what I'm gonna do to you.

[Crisis Core Battle Theme plays]

Trainer Brendan : Yeah right. We can never do things in our way if it comes to the major breakpoints. We can still...Hey... W-What are you doing?

Trainer Red : Don't come this way. We didn't agree with...

*Fighting Sounds*

Red and Brendan : (shouting indistinctly)

Leaf : And now they have learned a vulnerable lesson about exploiting with greedy dealers.

May : True what they say, don't deal with the devil himself.

Juliana : Oucheroo.

Trainer Red : I STILL NEED HELP!!!

Juliana : So wanna go hit the arcade?

May and Leaf : (indistinctly agreement)

Trainer Brendan : I'M GETTING A BRUISE OVER HERE!

Later...

Trainer Red (in bandages) : No fair! This isn't fair!

Trainer Brendan (in bandages) : No more Gachas on phone.

Carmine : Now that's a lesson to learn from the ultimate survivor Kaiji.

(Iris Shot)

Trainer Brendan : Hey. Can somebody scratch my butt? I can't even move an inch.

[NSMB WII Game Over]

Trainer Red : Not now, man.

(iris out)

"NEVER EXPLOIT YOURSELF TO GAMBLING"

[maguro13-2]

Scott : Kim. We really, really need to talk about the Cake thing?

Kim : What kind of question do you want to know what about something?

Scott : The Cakes are off, and I do not want people talk about the cakes. This whole cake thing being your ordeal, isn't about the most important thing in your life. That's what I've know about it.

Kim : I don't have that kind of problem with that.

Scott : Then how do you expext me to propose of that?

Kim : I'd say this is much of the effort to pull this one through. Someone order the special cake delivery express.

The cake he ordered was not he expected it. The cake he ordered was his girlfriend's proportions.

(Kim's colossal Butt is shown in the Open)

Scott : Oh man, not this again. This is the last time I had won that cake contest for that one.

Kim : Well, here. This is what you wanted right? Freshly pound cake. The coolest of all cakes in all of the world.

Scott : Fresh cake. And more cakes. This is just not your lucky day. Every time I see cake, it's always cakes, not this kind of cakes. I've seen cakes on my birthday and at weddings. Which somebody also crashes it.

Ramona : They, just had to think of the question. But here's the fix up. This cake, and this kind of fabulous cake isn't a cake. Get it, Scott?

Scott : Uh-huh...

Ramona : Well, what do you know this about calling someone's backside a cake?

Scott : It's properly out of context.

Ramona : Good.

Kim : Hello? Can somebody please lift me up? I can't seem to get up because of this...this what happened to my lifestyle.

Kim : So that is why...(Bursts out) I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

With that epiphany, I know what kind of cake has to take a sudden realization that this is what proportions are about.

Kim : Can you believe all of this?! I mean look at ourselves, we look like this, and this! But like this? I mean look at myself! I can't move an inch! Or I can't even move a muscle when it's the human body!

Kim : There's only one another for those who had these verbs! And there's one solution about getting creamed and that's called...

Knives : Cheese?!

Todd : *shaking*

Wallace : (To Tood) What are you...

*Todd Violenty shreds Wallace's behind*

Wallace : I did not expect this to happen. Also, ow.

Kim : (sighs with relief) Good Riddance. Talk about a huge misunderstanding of total chaos. Now if you could just help me fix this, would you continue on behalf of my support?

Scott : Sure. I wish I have Super strength.

Roxie : Leave it to me, foxy grandpa. Cause this foxy mama is on the hoot!

*Carries Kim with her incredible strength*

Scott : Hold on, you can do that? Have you been working out?

Roxie : Just doing my natural hobby. Now this cake is in the bag.

Kim : Well, I admit, I owe you one.

Roxie : And now this cake belongs to me. So Ta-ta, fellas!

Kim : (blushes) P-Please, carry me as well. This is my first that someone has strength to carry me with my body. You got skill, but you have the strong toughness like you, don't ya?

Roxie : Anytime my friend. Anytime. So, what will you do now? Would I like to carry you out to hafe some major adjustments?

Kim : Absolutely.

*Roxie carries Kim away*

Scott : Okay, that was unexpectedly out of context.

Delivery Person : Excuse me, but which of you odered the Extra Large Birthday Cake?

Knives : (points to Scott) He did!

Scott : Oh no...Not again.

(Ramona colossal Butt is shown)

Ramona : Not only I have to do something appropriately, but this is way getting out of hand.

Scott : (To himself) Well, Scott. You have yet again learned another lesson, always letting another proportion to make winners take the cake.

Ramona : You always take the cake, but you didn't, well you got one, so enjoy your cake.

Scott : Here we go again.

[maguro13-2]

Evil Eye : I am Evil Eye, and I will have my vengeance on the family that did to my humiliation and sacrifice for all the torment they have given me.

Momo : Oh wow! Another yokai! This should be exciting! Pokeball...Go!

*Throws Pokeball at Evil Eye*

Yeah...That will not work in some other way.

Aira : Well too bad, that did not happen in context when it comes to Japan.

Okarun : (playing Pokémon on the switch) Uhh, who's minding the situation going on here?

Aira : (realizes her mistake) Oh my Gosh!

Evil Eye (Jiji) : (attacking Momo by shaking her) I F-[DOLPHIN CHIRP] TRUSTED YOU, YA SON OF A B*TCH!

Turbo Granny : Kids like them need to grow up these days.

[maguro13-2]

Bea : I kick butt more than you do.

Bea has a pile of knocked out fans

Bea : How does that sound of kicking ass fast?

Lucario : Look, that's all I did. Now can I have my cappuccino?

Maylene : Oh really? I did more than you do.

Maylene has a mountain of knocked out fans.

Maylene : Try to stay in touch with the no shoes policy.

Bea : HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?

Maylene : It's true! I kick ass for the lord!

Lucario : Actually that was all me. I did that since I came back from Smash.

Maylene : Yeah, I guess you're right.

Bruno : Oh really, I did more than you did!

Bruno has zero pile of knocked out fans.

Lucario : There's nothing here at all.

Bruno : Well, worth a shot.

[maguro13-2]

Okarun : Good news, Ayase-san! We can watch our anime on Toonami. We making Toonami out of this one!

Momo : And what's the bad news?

Okarun : The bad news is...Some fat ass got stuck in the screen and we would not miss out the airing of our show.

(Pans to Sadako who's stuck in the screen)

Sadako : Do I even have to say it?

Momo : Do you seriously like need help?

Sadako : No I'm good. I got this.

Sadako : Now if I can just get out of this--Woaaah...*thumps* Oof! Okay I need help.

Momo : I'll go get the Extreme measures for this.

[maguro13-2]

by 𝘿𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄@_D_A_S_H_I_

[maguro13-2]

It appears that there is slightly going with the media. But Jin woo to tell from it, it has come to my attention that this is the end of era for Solo leveling, and it has come to my attention that there is one thing for Jinwoo

JinWoo : Yes, I have an opinion for that.

*Holds up Sign : WE ARE TOTALLY COOKED!*

Yes, totally cooked indeed.

*MGS EXCLAMATION Mark*

Jinwoo : That was a metaphor, Not a statement

Amate/Machu : Oh yeah, cool boy? If I wasn't cooked so easily that I'd, I'd...

(roars and breathes raditon on Jinwoo's face)

Jinwoo : This is not my day.

*DBZ SFX : Loud Explosion*

Amate/Machu : Ha! Do that for real! Now out of my way, chump! (leaves)

Rimuru : And now we all know who's being cooked.

Takopi : Howdy do! I have a cure for you!

Jiji/Evil Eye : Oh look, talking squid (grabs takopi)

Takopi : (voice changes) Wait! WE WILL BURY YOU!

(later, Jiji eating the remains of Takopi at the table while everyone reacts)

Jiji : *eating* These Calamari rings are great. Wanna try one?

Okarun : Seriously?

Momo : What the f-[beep]?

Aira : And now we all know that we didn't say that being cooked is a metaphor, not a statement.

Jiji : That's fine by me.

Seiko : (To Jiji) Uhh, sir? That's the new Jumper you just cooked.

Jiji : (frown) Hahaha...

Turbo Granny : I'm gonna pretend that I didn't see sh*t, like that.

Seiko : Yeah, me too.

[maguro13-2]

Mario : Hey, flower. We got a nice job for you.

Talking Flower : A job you say. I would do a cool job.

Mario : Well I got the perfect job for you.

Talking Flower : Nice! This is a absolutely perfect. I can't wait to try out this new job of mine. It's gonna look fantastic since Wario went on vacation to have his butt stuck since he started doing the exercises.

Talking Flower : But what kind of job am I applying to this? Sounds like it's the craziest thing in my life.

Luigi : Yeah, crazy.

Actually...I'm beginning to realize that you are on a roller coaster

Talking Flower : Oh boy. This might not end well.

Mario : Hey, before the ride begins and there’s plenty of minigames to play, there is one thing for me to say to you.

Talking Flower : What's that?

Mario : I know what you did to Wario's hometown, you're a f***ing thief.

(the ride sets off)

Talking Flower : *screams* I think i'm gonna puke!

(camera flashes as a photo of Mario and Luigi having their faces distorted, while Talking Flower vomits in the air)

Talking Flower : Wow. Talk about an emotional Rollercoaster. I'm glad that I had to do that.

Mario : Yeah, you did that.

(everyone's faces are covered in puke)

Wario : Gross.

Pauline : I'm gonna have my face washed like this.

Talking Flower : Oh wow. Guess I over did it a little.

Mario : Yeah, it is.

Talking Flower : Well, it's a good thing that I have this job.

Manager : Oh really...?

*puts a ban sign*

Talking Flower : Well, I quit this job.

[maguro13-2]

Juliana : I'm glad that were finally added to the Masters app thing ourselves.

Carmine : Gladly you ask.

Juliana : But I gotta ask the Pokémon God himself.

Akari : Only I am the one who shall ask him. But I call him "Dad". Allow me to do the talking. (Clears throat) Hey, uhh, Dad?

Arceus : Yes, my child?

Akari : Do you know how this Masters thing came to be a thing for all trainers?

Arceus : That's because this was all Dialga and Palkia's idea.

Akari : Oh I see, well this explains everybody is here.

Carmine : Wait a sec, this was all Dialga and Palkia's idea?!

Dialga : Uh-oh.

Palkia : Busted.

Carmine : That tears it! I am going to--

*Rumbling*

Akari : Uh-oh.

Arceus : Oh this can't be good.

*DBZ SFX : Loud Energy Explosion*

Akari : Way to go, Dad. You just had let those two create a paradox.

Carmine : Same to you as next week. After witnessing what is it, I can't believe you let those two cause a paradox and everyone is blown up.

Juliana : Well good riddance. Now we all learned our lesson about that "whole" gambling stuff on our phones. Never let two legendaries create a friggin' paradox.

Carmine : That's their fault.

Akari : Just could barely enough to past.

Arceus : Oh, I'm so sorry for what I've done. I'm ashamed.

In reality...

Arceus : (To Dialga and Palkia) So I told you this before, you two. I don't want any of you causing more trouble.

Arceus : You are the ones who brought this Masters thing made up and you had the chance to see which is the better human champion than anyone one.

Dialga : Look Arceus, but making a made up tournament can cause the fabric of space time, and if we do that who's gonna run the world of Pokemon?

Arceus : I am, you fools! I am in charge of the Pokémon universe! That is why I made this world from an Egg, wait we all came form an egg. Guess the multiverse can't have this discord at an end.

Palkia : Right. Which is why the space-time continuum is set to bring every trainers from every generation, incluidn Gen IV. That's how everything goes.

Arceus : Right. Anyways, have you seen Akari? I was gonna give her this lovely sweater made.

Akari : Uhh, Dad? Can you reconsider the Masters thing while there is planet that is called Second Earth?

Arceus : That's the sustainable planet Hadashi Earth, Child.

Akari : Yeah, and while you're at it, the Pokemon I caught isn't a Pokemon.

Arceus : Then what would that might be?

(Kirby appears waving hello)

Kirby : Hi!

Arceus : I don't think that's a jigglypuff I made.

Akari : Maybe I decided if I bring him back, he won't harm anyone, would he? I guess he isn't a jigglypuff after all. (Gets inhaled by Kirby) Woaaah!

*Kirby eats Akari to copy her*

Akari : *shaking* Okay, dad. I wish that I could really use a wet nap.

Arceus : What the f-

Tomska : THE END.

[maguro13-2]

Dragonite : Wow! Look at me! I have wings over my head! Who needs little wings when you got these?

*Pokemon Evolution E-Rank Style*

Dragonite : And still be like that, diabetes.

Legends Z-A Protag (Male) : But there's tons of people looking at you.

*protesters shouting*

Legends Z-A Protag (Female) : Bunch of haters.

*sounds of people being killed*

Dragonite : Uhh, do you mind telling me on how does growing wings from my head works?

Earlier...

Juliana : Hey look what I can do! (Drinks Red bull) Ah...*Grows wings*

Florian : That sounds awesome! Let me try it!

(he drinks the Grimace Shake)

Florian : Woo! This is gonna get me some wings! I can feel the party in mouth!

*Warioware/Rhythm Thief SFX : Try Again*

Nemona : Uhh, wow...You were Definitely not supposed to drink that.

Florian : *retched and vomits violenty*

Nemona : Oh...Oh...Oh snap.

*Florian falls on threw up grimace shake*

Nemona : Well technically, this is not the solution to have those wings.

Juliana : I am flying to the sky!

(Juliana flies around)

Carmine : Hey you little shrimp for brains! That was my can you know that! I need for those for running!

Juliana : No way hombres! These wings are made with energy they truly give me wings!

Carmine : No chowder head! That was false advertisement! It's only energy drinks, it does not give wings.

Nemona : And I must forgot to tell you that there is a little side effect in that can you're drinking.

Juliana : So what? It's not like that that I will be turned into something deadly. These wings from these energy drinks give me powerful stuff.

Juliana : And is why that I am totally fine...

(suddenly starts an alarming transformation)

Juliana : Uh-oh. (Turns into a Blue Shell)

Nemona : Oh no, that ain't right.

Juliana : (chuckles evilly) Oh this is gonna be good.

Nemona : (To Carmine) RUN!!!

*Dashes off*

Carmine and Nemona : (shouting indistinctly)

Juliana (Blue Shell Form) : You can't escape me this time, friends. BLUE SHELL!!!

[BGM : Mountains Area by Akira Yamaoka]

*follows after them*

Carmine : Why is it always me? Who would does that?

Nemona : There is no way! That can't be good as well!

Carmine : And now I know what a loser feels.

Juliana (Blue Shell) : I'm coming for ya!

Lacey : Hey fellas! What's going on with the-

*Whoosh*

Lacey : (covering her naked self) AHH!

Dendra : Time to do a little boxercise.

*Whoosh*

Dendra (Naked) : Well, I finally made up of mind.

Rika : Why am I the only standing here all of a sudden? But no one said about that I have a major leak sprawling.

Geeta : Not our problem.

Nemona : Juliana! Blue Shell! Wings!

Rika : Okay...that was weird. Oh hey, Juliana how's-

(suddenly, her hand got cuff off)

Rika : What?!

[BGM : Mud Monster by Michiru Yamane]

*Blood Gush*

Rika : My hand!!!

Geeta : Technical Difficulties.

Rika : WHY!?

Carmine : There's no way out from this, is there?!

Nemona : Why are we the ones blaming all of this!?

Carmine : I don't know keep running!

Juliana (Blue Shell) : (laughing evilly) I HAVE YOU NOW! Cause this will be a DTFYU. DOWN TO F-[beep] YOU UP!

Nemona : (panicking) Crap! Crap! Crap! CRAP!

Carmine : Oh Man! We're absolutely f-[beep]ed!

Kieran : Ahh, ah finally my Macaroni masterpiece has finally been ready to my art show.

*Carmine and Nemoma stops*

Kieran : Hey, what's the word, Master?

Carmine and Marine : (shouting indistinctly)

Kieran : Easy! Easy! What seem to be the problem!

Nemona : THERE'S A MAD BLUE SHELL PLAYER OUT THERE COMING TO GET US.

Carmine : And we are totally F-[beep]!

Kieran : Easy on the words! What got you so spooked!

Carmine : UP THERE YOU LAZY ASS! ABOVE US!

Nemona : SHE'S RIGHT HERE AND IS TOTALLY GONNA BOMB US! Which is why she's right here!

(points up to Juliana in her Blue Shell form)

Kieran : Oh. That's what you meant.

Juliana (Blue Shell) : Only an idiot like you have 799 Pokeballs to go. (Laughs sinisterly as she targets the three of them)

Kieran : I don't remember seeing that.

Nemona : And yet, we thought of that making any sense to us.

Carmine : I didn't like much of that as well.

Juliana : Sayonara, Carmine-San! BLUE SHELL IS POWER!!!

Carmine : Well, there goes my life.

*DBZ SFX : ENERGY EXPLOSION*

Later...

[BGM : The Village by Michiru Yamane]

Carmine (Halo) : Well. I guess we don't have to worry our problems.

Nemona (Halo) : You just had to think about that. Good thing that explosion broke our fall and these kind of dangerous items have no effect on us.

Kieran (Halo) : But it's a good thing that we had all the accomodations. Forget gacha, we can enjoy sustainability and tranquility on this nice room for ours in heaven.

Giratina : Wrong. Look at the sign.

*Record Scratch*

Juliana : Huh?

"Sign : Welcome to Hell"

Juliana : Oh no!

Carmine : Why did we even deserve this?

Kieran : Don't look at me, I didn't do all of this.

Carmine : (To Juliana) You just had to make us feel guilty.

Juliana : Agree.

Later in reality...

Carmine : (To Juliana) And this is why I told you that I suggest to give you one simple rule. Do not touch the energy drinks, you keep your filthy hands off it. And if I see one of them gone, you're dead wrong. Understand?

Juliana : Yes, Carmine. we understand.

Carmine : Good. Now then, I'll be off for Barefoot event just before heading out to Washington State for the Nintendo Branch. Here's this.

Juliana : Thanks. I'll be A-okay!

Carmine : Now then, behave yourselves.

*closes door*

Kieran : (To Juliana) You thinking what I'm thinking?

Juliana : Yes. See you at Washington?

Kieran : (To Juliana) You know, sister!

*fist bump*

Juliana : Let the operation throwdown begin!

Kieran : Totally.

*door knocking*

Kieran : Hmm? (Opens door)

Dragonite : Hi, you got any red bull in this place?

Kieran : Oh boy.

And so...

Mega Dragonite : And that's how I got this mega evolution for myself. It's red bull, and also some girl is really mad for taking her drinks.

Legends ZA Protag (Female) : We know.

Hex Maniac : Hey, fellas. Who want some milk and--Your head looks ridiculous.

Legends ZA (Male Protag) : And totally fat.

Dragonite : Oh that's it buddy!

*attacks the trainer+fighting sounds*

Hex Maniac : (sighs) Why giving this plate to anyone who wants a treat?

Legends ZA Protag (Female) : Mind if do? (Takes cookie and eats ig You know, this is gonna be fine. He'll get used to it.

Dragonite : Who's diabetic now, you lowlife sons of b*tches!? (Continues attacking the trainer)

Legends ZA (Female Protag) : Eh. I take it that easily,

Legends ZA (Male Protag) : I didn't say that I called you fat, I still need help!

Dragonite : Well help yourself with this, punk!

Legends ZA (Male Protag) : *stock screaming*

(iris out)

[maguro13-2]

Twilight Thorn : I, a Nobody, has the perfect disguise that I become a random boy, but first, How will I ever pay respect to a super robot pilot...Teenagers these days.

*DING*

Twilight Thorn : Ah yes, the perfect plan. I'm gonna use the super robot as a plan to put these humans stop this space conflicting madness of theirs. And I know the perfect touch

*converts into Shuji Ito*

Shuji Ito (Twilight Thorn) : Me...Shuji Ito. Oh this is gonna be so good.

later...

White Gundam : Hahaha! Two kids gon die tonight! Or my name is Grandaddy Gundam, a machine controlled by the Nobodies!

Oh no...Looks like good ol Gundam is back on it's feet.

Planet Jupiter : Nothing to be afraid, leave it to the GQUX.

Planet Mars : That's right, leave it to GQUX.

*telephone ring*

Pac-Man : Oh hello there, GQUX kids, this is Pac-man speaking. Say did you know that the original Gundam is piloted by a Nobody named Twilight Thorn that is attacking the Galaxy?

(Nyaan is on the phone with GFred)

Nyaan : Twilight Thorn? But that's impossible, I didn't set up for any...

Shuji Ito (Twilight Thorn) : Looking for something...?

[Music cue : Tension Rising by Yokos Shimomura]

Nyaan : Huh?

White Gundam (Twilight Thorn) : GOTCHA, B*TCH!

(White Gundam grabs GFred as it trails off in a yell of surprise)

Nyaan : HELP! WHAT'S GOING ON!? (sobbing) Help me! Somebody Help me!

Xavier Olivette : Book it, fellas! The jig is up! We're screwed!

Oh my! Would somebody help this Super Robot pilot in distressed?

Red Gundam : Pops! What are you doing!? Long time no see, huh? Eh, Pops?

Char : (To Red Gundam) Honestly, We're gonna need some help here.

Comoli : What are you guys waiting for, an apology sandwich? Do something, that girl piloting GFred is in danger! Is there anybody that can stop the White Gundam!

Original Gundam : I'll stop help out Machu, you ninnies.

IT's classic G...I mean the true and orignal Gundam!

All : Who?

You know, piloted by the one an only Amuro Ray, the Original Gundam Pilot!

Comoli, Challia, Char : Oh yeah! Hooray!

Nyaan : (sobs) Please! Help! Machu! Save me!

Original Gundam : What so that you could abandon everybody? You're fine stopping my other self, who is piloted by a Nobody.

Machu : Why don't you stop the White Gundam by yourself? Hmmm?

Nyaan : (softly) Well, to tell you that, I couldn't...It's just that I, uhh...

Original Gundam : Speak up, you ninny! What were you even doing piloting a robot? Do you really have the heart of a human that's pilot a super robot at all or you just being a coward like the rest of these ninnies?

Nyaan : (voice breaking) Yes! Yes it's true! I'm full of lies! Please don't hurt me! I couldn't stand and told what to do!

Char : Were you planning on destroying Machu and the GQUX, so that you corrupt yourself as a bad girl? But I suggest that little girls shouldn't play with toys.

Nyaan : (sobs) Yes! I did it all that--Huh? NO! What are you nuts!? I wasn't planning on destroying on anybody, I never did such a bad thing.

Original Gundam : Well, certainly you did and you tried to corrupt yourself, that's a sin.

Nyaan : Alright, you win! You got me! It's just that I felt so lonely...I've been lacking a human heart with no empathy, but I was too sympathetic thinking that Super Robots are my life.

Nyaan : Well gues what? This life of Super Robot is a sham from the start! So I proved everybody wrong and do you know what it's like to live in that shadow? Me of course!

Nyaan I trusted Machu as a friend and then Shuji was like "let's be a Polycue" a lot. But I am the most pathetic human ever to live without a heart!

Machu : And your point is...

Nyaan : That's right, Machu. I lack the heart of a super robot pilot, I'm just random nobody who lacks a heart that no one in the multiverse recognizes me so that I could fight for my own survival, which is kinda lame.

Nyaan : Why is everyone like Char Aznable rich while I'm just a underpaid homeless person?

Machu : I think you do have one thing for me, This is between me, you and Shuji, and not everyone else. That's why How Gundam Plays out in the open of Space Operas.

Nyaan : Look, Machu, you were great as a human to have a heart to pilot a super robot, and we got ourselves involve of a villain's schemes for my irreponsible ways. I'm sorry for what I've done.

Original Gundam : Then who's the other me?

Machu : I bet it's Shuji Ito that is piloting the White Gundam. Maybe he knew about

Shuji Ito : Actually, that kid is right. Even though, we are star crossed lovers, but the Shuji Ito you know isn't me. It's actually...

*converts into his true form : Twilight Thorn*

Twilight Thorn : Twilight Thorn, the Nobody from the world of Kingdom Hearts. My fellow Dusk Nobodies discovered a new world of Gundam that is your world, Machu.

Twilight Thorn : And we decided to replicate the original White Devil itself, it's been kept secret by us to make our biggest reveal, even the moon itself Kingdom Hearts.

Twilight Thorn : Also, we have confirmed that this "Gfred" pilot over here lacks the heart of a human that pilots the super robots, only for her survival for being a Heartless-Nobody that no one in the multiverse recognizes her as a homeless ninny.

Nyaan : You mean I lack the heart of a super robot pilot?

Xavier Olivette : What about me? I happened to be a Nobody too, you know?! Besides, I'm a big fraud! I've got no heart to pilot a super robot! I finally learned my lesson here, I'm so sorry for what I've done!

Xavier Olivette : (shrugs) Ehh, whatever. That's all I can do.

Machu : So why are you doing this for me, just to make you understand of what it means to be a heartfelt-human?

Twilight Thorn : (To Machu) I'll tell you, no human in the multiverse is gonna believe bunch of meddling kids like you.

Machu : But where's the Kycilia that tried to take control of the Heartless-Nobody Nyaan here?

Twilight Thorn : You mean that Nobody? She was no good to us, so I had Char's Nobody to take care of that of the space-time continuum to pilot the Red Gundam.

Char : Wait, I was a Nobody in this show? How does having the heart of a super robot pilot can even do that? I mean, I was befuddled, bewildered, and bethought, what is Gundam supposed to be about?

Challia : Oh yeah... I know. We know what happened to Kycilia.

Earlier...

Kycilia : Who brought the Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts!? I demand to know!

(shows a horde of Heartless as one of them is waving hello)

Kyciliaa : (shocked) What the...?

Gihren : Haha! You're busted!

(cuts to Kycilia tied up and gagged with tape, thrown into the closet)

Kycilia : (muffled noises)

Heartless : Have a nice stay in solitary confinement while we wait for Johnny Law to come get you.

(closes closet door)

Yeah, that was kind of the end of her for now.

(cuts back to the group)

Twilight Thorn : So with my plans of putting this world into an era of doom and despair , I Twilight Thorn, will regain my powers once more as the powerful Nobody of all time! That's why I had the powe to pilot a Super robot without a heart!

Twilight Thorn : (sighs with resignation) And I would've succeeded of dooming this entire world to shame, if it wasn't for Char and you my meddling Machu and that super robot of yours.

Nyaan : Oh well, I guess I have to atone everything for what I've done.

Machu : But where in the multiverse is Shuji? Tell me if Shuji was already here to see me!

Shuji : I'm right here guys. I was getting cleaned up to take a break from Super Robot fighting.

Twilight Thorn : He was only taking a break from Super Robot, so I had to take his place as taking form of the man your dreams.

Nyaan : Machu...I declare that I like to owe you an apology. I learned my lesson becoming a Super Robot Pilot without a heart. So that is why decided to become ...*gulps* friends again.

Machu : YES!

Nyaan : But that doesn't mean that I didn't want anyone to see myself a heartless-nobody to pilot a Super Robot ever again, SUCKA! Well look no further, shrimp for brains! I have my heart here all along in this container!

(she shows her heart in a container)

Nyaan : I was getting Twilight Thorn's attention the whole time and you couldn't see it!

Machu : Yep, I knew it! That's why the heartless Darkside gave us a warning about it. And that is your undoing.

Nyaan : Yeah right, like that's ever gonna....

*MGS Exclamation Mark*

Darkside 1 : Going somewhere, girlie?

Darkside 2 : Where do you think you're going, Stray Cat?

Nyaan : I'm...P-Piloting the Super Robot so that I could win for my survival.

Darkside 3 : In a machine built for one person?

Darkside 4 : Little girls shouldn't be playing with toys.

Darkside 5 : We got a bone to pick with you.

(Darksides laughing evily)

Nyaan : Wait! No! Please! I was made this way, I was chosen for my survival, I did a little heroism, I'm not a bad girl! Guys! A little help! Someone help! I'm gonnna beaten to a pulp!

GQUX : Sorry, girlie. You know what they say, an "Eye for an Eye"...

Red Gundam : And a Tooth for a Tooth.

[Music cue : Definition of Insanity by Jun Senoue]

Darkside 1 : Alright, my fellas. Let's show this stray the true meaning of terror for one's error!

(Darksides uproar as they are closing in on Nyaan and GFred)

Nyaan : Please! Not like this! I was born to be a Heartless-Nobody, I did that for my undoing! You can't do this to me!

*fighting sounds*

Nyaan : (helplessly screams) I don't deserve this!

later...

Nyaan : (To Machu) Hey, Machu.

Machu : So you decided to come here.

Nyaan : Yeah, I probably knew that I would meet you one day.

Machu : So how was your "little deal" with those Darksides from KH?

Nyaan : They told that I would not do it again, and therefore...I was forever abandon.

Machu : Oh really? Get a load of this.

Nyaan : What's that?

According to this, she was showing to her messed up friend who was a complete barnacle head.

Zaku News Anchor (on phone) : According to the latest reports, we have found that former Red Gundam Pilot Char Aznable has commented that he responded the property damages in the galaxy as Zeon's publicity bring visibility down to zero, but not to day.

Zaku News Anchor (on phone) : Thanks to Char and is efforts to stop the war, Peace is at once more. In other news, the Zakus are on a strike as many robots were protest against the Zabis for an act of heinous crimes foiled by Char Aznable once more.

Zaku News Anchor (on phone) : However, the angry Zakus here blame the local "Stray Cat" Nyaan after saving the Galaxy from the White Gundam, who the GFred pilot, has escaped from custody for illegally working with the Zeon and her so-called war crime policy.

(gets knocked out by a Construction Zaku)

Construction Zaku : If I ever see that Stray Cat Nyaan again, I'm gonna grab that robot head of her's, and literally rip it's--

(changes to " Technical Difficulties. Please Stand By." showing the picture of a drunken Zaku with a camera while Spanish Flea playing)

Machu : There? Now you finally understand what this means?

Nyaan : I know. I'm a loser lacking the heart of a super robot Pilot. If wasn't for your meddling self...

Machu : You would've gotten away with it. Looks like you won't be stray anymore, cause I got you under my skin.

Nyaan : But will that ever haunt me? I had no choice but I'm still wanted for a crime of what I've done and I have escaped from custody! Actually, they decided to let me go.

Machu : Like what were you doing back there? So what punishment they gave you.

Nyaan : Like doing Community Service.

(pans to GFred and Zakus doing community service)

Mazinger Z : Now start serving our community and pick up the mess you made! And make sure that you get ever single last bit of it.

Zaku : Yes sir.

GFred : Oh this sucks. I wish I was never this cool at it.

Zaku : Don't worry, you'll get used to it.

(pans back to Machu and Nyaan)

Machu : And now you want to come back to me, for feeling sorry that you ever did wrong? That would be your undoing, and our meddling is very unwelcome...Oh wait, we are meddling.

Nyaan : Yeah, just Meddling.

Machu : That's why we been watching too much Scooby Doo on TV.

Nyaan : So now that this is over. What should we do now?

Shuji : Oh, there girlies. Didn't see you there?

Machu : Shuji? Why are you here and how did you even get here?

Shuji : I just got a call from Mr. Pac-man and saying that the show is a success. And he gave us our share of the day...Money! I'm filthy rich!

Machu : Yep. This is life in the multiverse I can live with. For realsies?

Nyaan : Yeah, for realsies.

Shuuko : Hello, kiddies. Didn't think that I was coming back on earth just to see you. Now thanks to the Dragon Balls on wishing me back to earth, I can finally get my little payback to you kids.

Shuji : Oh really? You and what army?

Shuuko : this army!

(the trio are surrouned by Dusk Nobodies)

Dusk Nobodies : Shuji Ito! We nobodies would like to have a word with you.

Machu : Oh great, here we go again.

Nyaan : True that.

(Iris shot)

Machu : At least, I finally got my first kiss.

(iris out)

(SMB JINGLE : COURSE CLEAR)

"AND NOW YOU KNOW"

Mario : That's-a so nice!

(gets axed in the back)

Mario : Augh! What the...? (collapses and dies)

Machu : Say that again, and I will axe you.

(Mario re-appears SMW style)

Mario : Gotcha, b*tch!

*K.O SMASH*

Master Hand/Announcer : GAME!

(SSBM : Mario Victory Theme)

Master Hand/Announcer : MARIO...WINS!

Mario : How do you like me now, stupid!? Huh? How do you like me now!? Haha!

(Kirby swallows Machu by inhaling her, becoming a copy ability)

Luigi : Uhh, well this is a little unprecedented.

[maguro13-2]

Trainer Red : This is her highly addictive, now I understand how we fit in Pokemon Masters app.

Trainer Blue : It's called Data Transfer, that's how Nintendo makes us fit in...A Data transfer, we transfers ourselves using data.

Trainer Red : Now we finally understood how gacha games. That's because planet earth knows about gacha, better then--

*Smash SFX : Loud Hit*

Trainer Red : What the...?

Trainer Leaf : Red? Who did you just hit while playing Masters on your phone.

Professor Oak : Oh dear Arceus, she's dead!

Trainer Red : What did we hit?

Trainer Leaf : Oh my God!

Juliana : Carmine no! I'm nothing without you! After all of that Data Transfer to the Masters app, I'm nothing without you.

Trainer Red : Oh dear! Oh my Gosh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!

Trainer Blue : Oh Jeez! Oh crap! Red what did you do? You just ran into someone ya bastard!

Professor Oak : Red, Blue. Get your asses over here! We need to come up with a solution on how to bury a body somewhere like that is a cemetery.

Trainer Blue : Okay, how about a special cemetery.

Trainer Red : I know a good cemetery that we can bury her.

And so...they decided to bury Carmine at a cemetery.

Trainer Red : Well, this is the only cemetery we found. Red, you are a genius.

Trainer Blue : I don't know Red, but this doesn't sound a like a safe place to me.

Trainer Red : Nonsense. It's the perfect choice.

Trainer Leaf : I wonder what cemetery did you bury her anyway?

(pans to the sign that says "Pet Cemetery")

[Jingle : Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon Jingle]

Trainer Leaf : Oh... That can't be good.

Later...

(Oak coming out of the bathroom)

Professor Oak : Finally after all of that Data Transfer to the Masters App, I love being old and alone. And most importantly, I don't even have to wipe when I sh*t.

But beware. There is someone lurking in your place or even lurking around.

Professor Oak : Huh? H-Hello? Who's there? I'm Professor Oak and this is the world of Pokemon, circa 1996. That's odd, I thought it was a raccoon or something.

*Shing*

Professor Oak : Hmm? Ho-ho-ho. Must've been my mista-(he turns to see Carmine, who is still here)

[BGM : VS GHOR]

Professor Oak : Oh sh-[beep] You're still here! I thought you were--You were...

Carmine : Dead? Oh-ho-ho...I'm not dead, the only ones who are dead...is you!

*grabs his neck*

Professor Oak : No! What are you doing! Let go! Let go! Let go! For the love Arceus! Stop! Can't we talk about this?!

Carmine : Well, here's what I'm about to do. I'm gonna remove that flap of skin between your manhood and your balls.

Professor Oak : (vomits) No! My genitals!

*MK Male Scream*

And then...the very "Big" thing happened.

Nemona : Hey, guys! Classes are cancelled since there was some girl that girl just got into an accident and I finally got my data transferred to Masters! It's really addictive and fun, you should give it a try.

Nemona : (confusion) Guys? Given me the silent treatment again. Huh, guys?

Anyone thought that having a silent treatment is no silent treatment, but there were murders occured everywhere since the accident was at fault.

Nemona : Look, I might've been horsing around, just hanging out with my besties. But if you're so hardcore to take advantage of a woman's body, then you my friends is looking for a...

(Nemona trails off with a scream after seeing the Florian's body, who throat was slit)

Nemona : [in horror] Oh god! What the F-[Beep]!? Oh my God! He's...dead! Oh god! Oh man! What is happening here?!

But watch your back, you might bump into Someone.

Nemona : (realizing Carmine is behind her) Uh-oh.

Looks like anybody told about the accident pays a steep price.

Penny : So I noticed that my advantage of that this Gacha business is going so profile, I mean gacha gambling... That is literally... somehow can be tracing all the data there is with data transfer...

Penny : If Masters is like a world all the trainers gym leaders, elites and champions come together, think of the multiverse.

Lacey : Really? How does anyone does that?

*Hacking sounds*

Nemona : WHAT ARE YOU HACKING OFF!? IS IT THY TORSO?!

*CHOP*

Nemona : IT IS! THY PRECIOUS TORSO!!!

Lacey : Should we help her out?

Penny : That can't be Good.

It had to be something, it had to be a person that is causing all these murders around the Pokemon Masters incident.

(Penny searches in the fridge to find a carton of Milk)

Penny :Jeez. I told that Lacey that the Masters App would transfer our data somehow, but something's not right here. Beggers can't be choosers.

(closes the fridge as Carmine is shown)

Penny : (jumpscared) Yikes! Carmine! What are you doing here? I thought you were gone or...

(cuts outside)

Penny : *scream* NOOOOOOO!!!

Lacey : Huh? Penny? Did something happened to you? Penny? You there? Did anyone came back or something with a person about that incident? But I need to know if you have that corkscrew by accident.

Lacey : Why is girl not answering...(calling) Penny! Hey, Penny! Where the hell's the corkscrew?

(Penny taps on Lacey's on shoulder)

Penny : It's right here...and I told you I was maxed out. But I need to you run, Lacey...C.. Carmine's here.

Lacey : Who's what, Penny? Who did you think something came back to her, Penny?

(Penny collapses as Carmine appears)

Lacey : Oh God! Carmine! You're still here! How is this possible!?

Carmine : Hey there sweet cheeks. I told you I'd comeback. Didn't I?

*killing sounds*

Lacey : (shouting indistinctly)

Juliana : (waking up) Hey, Lacey... What's going...

(Juliana screams in horror)

Later...

Doctor Mario : So according to this from Chansey, Carmine is not an undead, she just got hit and lost another life like cats do. Although, if I were in a cat suit, all of that fat must've been cushioned from the accident.

Carmine : (To Red, Blue, and Leaf) See this is what happens when you become addicted to Gacha. You idiots buried me alive at that cemetery, you bunch of fat-shaming loveless piece of milk toast.

Trainer Red : But doctor. All the trainers that got everyone into Masters is dead! She massacred every single one of them.

Trainer Blue : And now there won't be anyone to play Pokemon Masters, which is highly addictive and people were so distracted by these Gacha games that truly addictive.

Trainer Leaf : No frickin way! Nobody in the world could anyone bear witness the fact that anyone died, and the only thing that counts every sissy in the world...is a tw**t.

Juliana : Oh my goodness! I know what caused all of those murders...It was you!

Carmine : Juliana! I'm so sorry! I didn't know what came overt to me, as an all-star trainer, this isn't what the branch in America wanted. And now anyone will think that I all did all of this.

Carmine : Luckily, I cleaned all the murderous evidence I did so that no one will make you talk about it.

Juliana : Wait...Carmine, I know Gacha gaming is seriously, but you should tell your therapist about the--

(Carmine shoves Mario with a Poison Mushroom)

[Vitrifaction Fire by Michiru Yamane]

Dr Mario : What the hell did you..*gags*

Juliana : Doctor? Doctor!

Doctor Mario : (gags) Ca...Car...mine...!

*collapses*

Trainer Leaf : Oh Doctor Mario!

Trainer Red : Hey what are you...

(Red gets stabbed in the eyed by scapel)

Trainer Red : D'OHHH! MY EYE!! *Does*

Trainer Leaf : Red!

(Leaf gets her throat slit by scalpel)

Trainer Leaf : My neck! *Dies*

Trainer Blue : Oh no! No! Smell ya later!

*Stab+blood gush*

Trainer Blue : AAAUUUGHHH! MY ANUS!! *

Juliana : Carmine! No! Don't hurt me! Please! Don't do it! I'm too young!

Carmine : Oh you're not young anymore, but you...I'm.not goona hurt ya, I have something for you. I want to make you feel that way.

Juliana : What do you want?

Carmine : Just this.

(cuts to Carmine and Juliana in bed, cuddling each other after a Yuri sex)

Juliana : That felt great.

Carmine : Gladly you ask for it. Now let me get the lights.

*turns off lights*

Juliana : *Sonic EXE scream*...I really like it.

And Eventually in reality...This is how everything goes in Washington State...

Carmine : Wow. What a lovely scenery.

Juliana : Glad you like it.

Florian : Who would've know the Nintendo branch of America would be here in this state?

(Red, Blue, and Leaf)

Blue : I love the smell of Washington.

Leaf : Well I'm glad that thiss Masters thing worked out eventually, by ending our gacha addiction.

Red : Yep.

Misty : (being chased by Orcas) Help! This wasn't part of the deal! I meant Whale spenders, not mammals! HEEEEEELP!!!

Kieran : Meh. She can work it out on her Gacha problems.

Carmine : Yep. Washington State is the place where we can work things out for Nintendo.

Misty : (chased by orcas) HE-HE-HE-HELP!!!

Sayaka Miki : (sighs) I'll go help her out.

And that is what we all know about this...when it comes to psychological meanings, this is the meaning to all gamers...

"DON'T DO GACHA!"

Slippy : Don't forget, you're being added the Masters EX app thingy too, aren't ba? Well, congratulations on transferring your data to-

*Punch+Bell ringing*

Carmine : Not asking you!

[maguro13-2]

Challia : *door knocking* Hey, Char. Are you in there? Time to get up, Mr. Aznable.

*Door opening*

OLD Challia : Oh, Char what a pleasant surpri--(extreme shocked) DEAR LORD! CHAR! LALAH! WHAT IN SEGA GENESIS ARE YOU TWO DOING!?

Lalah : I said knock!

Char : (weak) She drained me.

Lalah : I swear! I can explain!

In reality...

Lalah : And that's why, kids, is that how you do it in my way, romance style. I'd like to chitty-chitty-bang-bang on that one. But seriously, it's ludicrous for you to tell anyone about this.

Sayla : You sure about that, "Girlfriend"? Last time I checked, I just had a major turn on that of myself.

Lalah : And why is that, chica? Is it ludicrous for you to judge that of men being obnoxious for their pleasure on ending a human pilot's career.

Sayla : No...We taught kids how real women can have some sweet sweet human love making. But I don't mind that sinful lust, and besides... she's Machu, she just a kid like us in the good old days.

Lalah : So...?

Sayla : Relax, it's not like obnoxious men are going to harm her or even go hardcore on her to lead her to her downfall by the hands of lustful men.

Sayla : And besides, what's the word that's gonna happen...

Lalah : Oh goodness.

(they see a bloodbath in shock)

Lalah : Yep, this is what happens when obnoxious men pays a steep price, or did that kid do all of that?

Sayla : If you ask me, I wonder why she destroyed all those men? Can't anyone in the multiverse know about their foolishness, or the idiots that tried to do funny business with us ladies?

Lalah : Ah, Karma. Classic Karma. Obnoxious men always get what they deserve, justice is down right by karma, whether the demons get ya or the Darkness will overcome oneself.

Sayla : If my brother would be here right now, he would have his eyeballs dropped when he sees a bloodbath caused by that Machu kid.

Lalah : So where did you think that Machu kid will might be.

Sayla : How bad humans can think of anything about the hardcore.

Lalah : Hardcore is like Hard Candy mixed with sweet and sour. But I rather do sweet then sour...

Sayla : You want a piece of that action? Well there you have it, man itself commits a sin like that Goldman guy said, no human would dare ruin a lady's reputation, that is like the worst of men.

Lalah : Say you wanna say, but I hope that Machu kid is gonna be A-okay...

Lalah : Then again...but does she always gets in trouble with obnoxious men who wants to take a human's dignity away from others for their selfish desires?

Sayla : Not exactly.

Meanwhile...

[BGM : Reception at Coliseum by Kenji Mizuno]

Lain : (To Rei) So Rei...I was thinking about the time we spent together at Applebee's. Oh no, not Applebee's, but simple restaurant we spent time in California.

Rei : Oh yeah, It was a pleasant time. But I see tomato head over there, giving good time with her bestie.

Lain : Really? You mean the one they call her Machu?

Rei : And I thought anyone was the new girl on the block.

Lain : Well not anymore.

Rei : Oh yes.

Char : (To Shuji) Come on, kid. I know obnoxious men are filled with a sinful lust and this is what we need to do in the multiverse. Just because she's a girl, doesn't mean you're the only virgin in the world of Gundam, bro.

Shuji : (To Char) Oh yeah, about her, she's anxious about men trying to harm her, she might go berserk that...

Char : (To Shuji) Dude, look. Forget about those obnoxious punks that dare lay a finger on her, humans in the multiverse ain't crud.

Shuji ; Look I getcha.

Char : (To Shuji) And guess what I know about Machu being a Virgin? It's all thanks with a big stater p-[beep]!!! You're the man of the pad, and you're working up with the food chain, I promise that you'll be good with the ladies.

Shuji : Uhh, I'll do my best to try that out.

(cuts to Shuji, Machu, and Nyaan in bed)

Shuji : Wow, that felt great. Sorry about that, it was my first time doing this. So you ladies felt like a polycule or something.

Machu : Of course, we're in a polycule, just because there are like three of us, doesn't mean we are in a triangle of love can it?

Nyaan : We're glad that this is finally happening?

Shuji : Oh that reminds me one thing. Char told me that he wants me to tell me that he doesn't want anyone to put these on, can he? Lalah wants his manhood inside of her.

Machu : Wait, you didn't let him tell you that--Oh my God!

Nyaan : Why would anyone do this?!

(later flips)

Shuji : (To Char) Well, way to go, man. We just had to do it with the ladies getting our manhood dried.

Char : Don't mind me. It's probably nothing. They'll just walk it off eventually.

*door opens*

Lalah : Fellas. We would like to have a word you.

Nyaan : Care to explain what this is about?

Machu : We just got back from the doctors and we were given some test results to fill in.

Char : Well, ladies. What's seem to be the problem? I'm sure the doctors told you about it.

Shuji : It's not that bad, I owe you a favor of keeping that out of trouble.

Machu : Oh yeah? Then what do you call this?

(The three of them are pregnant)

*MK Wii Lose Jingle*

Shuji : (confused) How can you tell?

Lalah : Looks like your gonna be the man of this house.

Machu : And that means you, Shuji.

Comoli Harcourt : Well, at least that didn't happen to me. I just happened to get on my period.

Machu : Uhh, think again. You might want to look at yourself.

Comoli Harcourt : Why does it look so funny to you?

(Comoli realizes that she's pregnant)

Challia Bull : Looks you and Olivette : Had some minor complications between your receptions with these proceedings.

Comoli Harcourt : I'm sorry... WHAT THE F-

Tomska : The End.