#Moxxie has moxie

[desperateneedforviagra]

Blitzø made up a job interview for moxxie when they got out of prison, he was going to hire him anyways but decided it needed to be ‘offical’ (or as offical as you can get in hell) and during the interview Moxxie described himself as ‘a hard working with moxie’, making a terrible joke of course. Blitzø has been rude to Moxxie from that day on, purely because he’s mad he didn’t make the joke first(he thought it was hilarious). Moxxie however beloved it because the joke was just that terrible.

[amalgamationillustration]

Does anyone else find this outfit choice so unusual for Blitz? He normally wears less formal but much cooler outfits, like his outfit for their date was a lot more casual but cool

Or when he went to that party with Loona

It's a very similar outfit there too, when he was arguably trying to fuck someone, which is all he was planning to do in Full Moon.

But for Stolas in Full Moon, he's wearing this honestly kind of nerdy outfit. It's not really fancy like a full suit would be, it's a short sleeve shirt with suspenders and a bowtie and it's kinda dorky and at first I thought oh maybe he's trying to appear fancy to impress Stolas who's always well dressed, but then I realised Stolas doesn't really wear bow ties he has the ruffled collar thingies, but you know who ALWAYS wears a bowtie and who IS in a loving, committed, happy relationship?

MOXXIE.

MOXXIE is almost always shown with a bowtie with the exceptions usually being when he's dressed as a character or in feminine clothing.

Moxie has a bowtie when he's a cowboy

He has a slightly fancier bowtie for his anniversary

In the Loo Loo Land episode where they're body guards he's even wearing a bowtie OVER A REGULAR TIE.

Now I know I'm gonna sound crazy here but I think Blitz, sweet, misguided Blitz, saw M&Ms relationship, which he is visibly obsessed with and decided the key to a happy partnership, was replicable with just a bowtie.

He also definitely borrowed it from Moxxie without asking.

[timkontheunsure]

Blitz's Mum guilt

Moxie: Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!

Blitzø: No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother.

Blitzø: We're ruining a family!

Think he's subconscious is punishing him for Martha too in the hallucination.

Mixing them up a bit, making him conflate the two.

It's Martha's eye that falls out, as she's killed on his orders.

Not the brooch he finds in the ashes of his mum's tent.

And it's Martha's eye he picks up and keeps in his office.

Out of all the humans they've killed, she the only one he tracks down in hell to give a gift basket to.

Why? Because she's probably the only mum they've been contracted to kill.

(Moxxie's freak out wouldn't make sense it was something they'd already have to do).

And this is how upset he is after the hit.

Tail drooping, he's curled over himself, and has tears in his eyes.

[tigersharktheautisticseawing]

WAIT GUYS FUCK I GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS OR I'LL FUCKING DIE

(spoiler alert: this somehow grew from five talking point to almost 2000 words of Bad Trip symbolism, so buckle up, buttercup, cuz we goin' for a wild ride)

So, I'm rewatching Truth Seekers with a friend, and Moxie's Bad Trip and Blitzø's Bad Trip, and I just noticed some things (this is gonna be heavily Blitzø centered, so prepare for that)

Moxie's Bad Trip

In this, I specifically want to point to four things

So Blitz is very accurate throughout Moxxie's whole segment (read his pegging comments and "Because you my precious little bitchboy are tripping balls!"), but I want to point to one moment specifically

At 10:09 Moxie says

"Cause you're thoughtless and cruel and you'll end up alone!"

And at that point, at exactly 10:11, Blitz makes this face

Up until this point and from this point onward his eye on the mask part of his face is glowing red and undetailed, pupil not visible

This singular frame shows exactly how deep Moxxie hit Blitz with that comment, and foreshadows the fact that he has a massive phobia/obsession on the whole "dying alone" thing. Like, I want to scream, this is so beautifully done. Whoever thought of this frame in this context has my fullest respect

The second thing is what Moxxie says just before the first part of Blitzø's Bad Trip

At 9:02 Moxxie says

"Cause if you're here causing frustration, I'm torturing you in your hallucination!"

Now let's take a look "causing frustration" and "torturing you", because that's exactly what's happening here

In Moxxie's Bad Trip, the worst Blitzø does is call him a bitch/bitchboy and making some comments about the whole M&M pegging thing, but that's about it. It's mostly Moxxie screaming at Blitz and singing with him about becoming better

In Blitzø's Bad Trip, Moxxie brings up Blitz's worst insecurities, calls him basically stupid once, and kinda just rants what Blitz thinks about him

So the words "frustration" and "torturing" definitely fit the respective songs

The third thing is that the mask replaces Blitzø's scar

Under that mask Blitz has a completely normal and unscarred face

Meaning that Moxxie's subconscious straight up erased the physical embodiment of Blitzø's most major trauma and replaced it with a mask, of all things

I saw a theory on here, concerning the people at the Blitzø hate party, that the fact that the Blitzø cake is unscarred means that Blitz hid the vulnerable side of his and showed it off as "tough guy scars", so they stripped him of it as a "fuq u ur not tough", when meanwhile it's exactly what Blitzø would want happening, his scars just straight up disappearing one day.

Well, I think the same happened to Moxxie

I think he doesn't see the scar as a sign of vulnerability and/or physical embodiment of his worst mistake that caused his trauma, but as a tough-guy mask, designed to make him not have to talk about his feelings

(If you think something else's going on here, do tell! I just realised that last one while writing this and I find it very interesting)

And, lastly, Blitz's short line just before the one I talked about in point 1

Aka:

"I don't know, eventually everyone goes"

It feels really self aware of Blitz, but this isn't Blitz, this is Moxxie

So Moxxie, consciously or not, realised that Blitz pushes people away with his behaviour and that it's a genuine problem, but didn't realise the whole scar thing

So I wonder what exactly is Moxxie's image of Blitz. Like, considering what we know that Moxxie knows, he seems to have some elements of the puzzle but not the whole picture, and assumed incorrectly what the full picture is

2.Blitzø's bad trip

Now, here we begin the absolute fucking masterpiece that is the symbolism in this one

For one, let's talk about the spectre's voices

Moxxie and Stolas's voices are pretty on-point, at least to me, and we'll later touch on why I think that's the case, but let's talk about Bad Trip!Verosika, Striker and Fizz first

All three of them don't sound like normal

Instead, they sound like Blitz trying to make their voices

Striker's has an obvious tinge of Brandon Rogers in it, honestly it sound more like Blitz than Striker, as if Blitz hadn't really memorised his voice that well

Fizz's is, in my opinion, more well-balanced. I can hear a bit of Alex Brightman in it but also quite a lot of Blitz

Lastly, we have Verosika. She sound a lot like Blitz, but her manner of speaking is purely Verosika, which imo makes this the most accurate one.

Now, what does the Blitzø-voice mean?

Well, it all has a very specific motif

It's things that Blitz would say as a form of self-hatred

Think about it

"I don't need you, I can do this shit on my own so easily!" "But you don't want to do things alone Blitzo!"

"You tried the solo act, but it didn't work out so well!"

"Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close until they resent you for being a selfish, shit spittin' snob!"

(the bold parts are the hallucinations, the red is Blitz)

Now, the things they said are very much the stuff Blitz would hate in himself. The fact that he wants someone to care for him, the fact that he can't do what he wants alone even though he tried, and, of course, his inability to get vulnerable with anyone causing him to push people he cares about away until they hate him.

So, I think that these are the thoughts that plague Blitz's brain daily, his self hatred, but it chose to talk through the mouths of the people most affected by said flaw

Striker was literally invited to join IMP. That proves that Blitz didn't want to do this stuff alone

Fizzarolli was his duo act for a while, and his robo version saw him trying the solo act, so it makes sense for him to say, that, on top of the circus vocabulary

Verosika is pretty self-explanatory. He shoved her away when she tried to be vulnerable with him, and she now resents him

So, now that we have that outta the way, let's talk about Moxxie and Stolas

Moxxie does a lot of rambling, but he also roasts him pretty bad

"I simply follow your orders! It's not my fault that your orders are as nonsensical as a suntanning bed left out on the cold rainy porch of a fresh April shower"

"Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary sometimes"

"Admit it, my dear boss. You don't know what you're doing half the time, and you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy"

"I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but also crave it as well. It’s rather unfortunate sir, considering it’s often how you treat those who stand by you, such as myself"

"Are you worried I might have enough of it one day as well?"

But he also says some rather self-deprecating stuff that he wouldn't say in real life

"And then maybe you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about upbringings"

So, I think that this is Blitz's opinion of Moxxie. Now, why do he and Stolas keep their normal voices?

Well, I think that it's because, in Truthseekers, they both didn't hate him yet

That wasn't his self-hatred speaking

That wasn't him speaking

Well, at least in Stolas's case

In my opinion Moxxie's voice is altered for one of two reasons

• Moxxie is literally right next to him and high with him, so his voice is fresh in his mind

Not fun, kinda boring, but reasonable

• He hasn't fucked up with Moxxie yet, so his subconscious hasn't created lines that would be repeated so much in his mind that his voice slowly seeps into them

Very fun, also very reasonable

And that second reason is what I think happened in Stolas's case too. His voice is kinda flirty/condescending because that's the Stolas Truthseekers!Blitzø knows. He doesn't know his personality yet. For now he's just a rich, blue-blooded asshole he fucks once a month.

Now, another thing, Blitzø's outfit

He's dressed like a clown here, specifically he looks kinda like in the Loo Loo Land flashback

And his outfit changes when he gets dragged around in chains by Stolas

So this (I think), symbolizes one of three things:

• He fucked up relationships with people in the past

This is his past outfit, so it obviously has something to do with his past, and this is a pretty sound theory, but Striker kinda makes it fall apart

• The people he fucked up relationships with see the past version of him

A bit better, and pretty good overall

• This is himself at the worst point in his life in that outfit he wore in the past

Yeah, his self hatred would *absolutely* exploit him like that, plus he kinda hated himself at that time, so bonus points!!!

Now, the fucking marks on his face

For one, his usual tattoo that looks kinda like an imp/succubus got replaced by a broken heart both in Blitzø and Moxxie's Bad Trips, but in Blitzø's bad Trip at one point the heart (and his outfit) get replaced by his normal self

When does this happen?

When he's near Stolas

I think this symbolizes how Stolas heals his heart and fixes it, as well as how he sees him for his present instead of his past, which is very sad considering *couch cough* the last two episodes *cough cough*

Now, the tear

The fucking tear

If it was on both sides of his face, this would be maybe about how sad he is

But, it's only on the white side

Only on the scar

So I think this is sort of an opposite to what happened with the scar in Moxxie's Bad Trip

Moxxie's subconscious got rid of the scar and replaced it with a mask, since Moxxie thinks of it as a sort of Tough Guy Personality™ thing

Meanwhile Blitzø's subconscious recognized the scar as a physical reminder of his emotional pain and added a tear, a single tear, that can mean that the scar is something left of a time of sadness and grief, a time of tears

Another thing is that the imps fanning Stolas with those big-ass fans are actually Blitzø's but completely black

So that's Blitz's subconscious telling him that he will end up serving Stolas/is already doing that/is under him, while also trying to tell him that he loves the bird

Also, how the mud on the golden stairs disappears after feathers touch it Again, just like with the heart thing, I believe it's another part of the whole "Stolas heals you" symbolism thingy

Also, notice how he turns from Past!Blitzø to normal Blitzø gradually, and the closer to Stolas he gets the more normal he gets

So I actually just realised that and I'm pretty sure it's part of the whole thing I mention in the (hopefully) las paragraph of this post

And, lastly, how he gets covered up in golden feathers at the end there? I think it's some part of him trying to say "You're gonna end up trapped, tied down, unable to escape, so escape NOW"

So yeah, now I'm interpreting Blitzø's Bad Trip as two parts of his subconscious fighting, with the dead dog of the matter being "Should we trust Stolas?"

(Yes, it did turn really Stolitz in the end there huh? Now I gotta add the tags!)

[warblogs17282]

Kinda interested at the fact that we've seen 'Moxxie' be spelt 'Moksie' twice now.

Once with Chaz and once with Blitz, I ended up googling 'how to pronounce Moxie' and got 'mɒk.si' aka, Moksi, and since Moxxie's name is six letters long the logical conclusion is to add an e to the end of the name, giving us 'Moksie' as seen in the signs.

I'm not gonna pretend like I know much about dyslexia but I think Blitz spelling 'Moxxie' like how it's spoken, which we can see on that sign, is a really nice touch to reinforce that Blitz most likely has dyslexia

[sweetadonisbutbetter]

“GUYS! You cannot tell me that Millie and Moxie would be THE BEST parents

Like Millie would dress the child up in cute outfits and parade them around all excitedly and Moxie would freak out thinking he wouldn’t be a good father but the two would take turns singing lullabies with them and UGH I need this”

this is something one of my friends said, & i feel like it has a lot of potential as a prompt!!

-🕰️

omg...if u come back regularly u could be the first ever anon i have kekw BUT YES DGKS these would be HCS

Sweet Bundle of Joy | Moxillie x Child!GN!Reader

Relationship: Familial Warnings: None!

YOU ARE SO CORRECT THEY WOULD BE THE BEST PARENTS fbsrg

so there are two approaches for them, being their bio child and being adopted. 

If you are adopted, they do not care if you are a different type of hellborn, they take you in and become your parents.

It is kinda hard to say who would find you first, but I think they would find you at the same time while out either on a date or doing something mundane (like groceries)

Once Blitzø finds out that they adopted, he is shaking with excitement, having something to bond over with them. So he gives them time off so they can get accustomed to you.

If you are their bio kid, Moxxie fainted when Millie told him that she was pregnant

This kinda leads to a conversation between the two of them, not about if they were going to keep you, but if they were ready. More so Moxxie is concerned if he is ready, but we will get into that later.

I don’t know why you would think otherwise, Moxxie is a worry rat and Millie is the same. No matter how much Moxxie and Blitzø tell her to rest (Blitzø does it to shut Moxxie up), she is like “Guys I’m fine,” then fucking pummels a guy LOL

When she becomes visibly pregnant, that's when Blitzø puts his foot down and makes her stay in the office with Loona or not take any clients in the human world (Claiming it’s a limited-time deal lol)

When she goes into labor, Moxxie is panicking to all hell and once again Blitzø is the one to kinda (kinda) step up and push Moxxie to take her to the hospital

After you are born, again Blitzø (being the generous boss he is) gives Moxxie and Millie the time to get acquainted with you, forming a new routine now that they have a newborn (let me tell you, it's a lot LMFAO)

He even offers to watch you for a while so they can get rest. (Moxxie would try to argue with him but Millie would shut him up by dragging him to their shared room so they can fucking rest)

General HCS

As for how the other characters feel about you: BLITZØ FUCKING LOVES YOU LMFAO- He is your honorary uncle. When he is around you, he lessens the crude jokes (at least until you are old enough to understand them) and even gives you anything horse-related (he wants you to like horses like him he wants to share all the information he has about them to someone other than Stolas and Fizz). Loona is a little less enthused, but she doesn’t hate you. Especially if M&M adopted you, she looks after you fondly. (Will pummel anyone who points out her soft spot for you actually). Stolas is happy to be around a kid, often thinking of his sweet Via when she was a baby and small. He coos at you and almost took you home with him. (Moxxie took you back and held back Millie before she pounced on him LMFAO). Via doesn’t care too much but will share some of her interests with you if you ask her about them. Fizz and Ozzie meet you through Blitzø and they freak out thinking he had a kid. When he explains that you are M&M’s kid, the sigh of relief they breathe is INSANE LMFAO (it kinda leaves Blitzø a little offended) They both coo at you, thinking you are the sweetest thing in all of hell. Ozzie thinks back to when Charlie was a baby. It’s safe to assume, that you are going to be spoiled by a lot of people and M&M has a whole village after them, including Millie’s family.

Speaking of Millie’s family, they are so enthused with you that they hand you a weapon on your first birthday. Her parents are head over heels for you, being their first grandkid (Idk if they have any other grandkids, so I am assuming they don’t lol). Her siblings are similar to Blitzø but they do not get to see you often, being in the wrath ring while she is in the pride ring. But she does make an effort to go see them more when she doesn’t have work.

For obvious reasons, they keep you out of the greed ring, Moxxie is afraid that word of you will reach his dad. 

Going back to the topic of work, depending on your age, they will either have you on the strap-on baby carrier or leave you at the office with Loona (bonding time fr). If you are in the baby carrier, you somehow are all clean while the person you’re attached to is all bloody.

Back to Millie and Moxxie, this is their first time doing the whole parenting thing. While Millie is confident that she will be a good mother (and she is), Moxxie is worried that he will be like his father.

Millie and Moxxie looked at you as they closed the door, you were sleeping so peacefully. They would have thought you were sent from heaven if they were anywhere else. Millie looked at her husband, seeing him smile softly, but she could tell something was bothering him. 

“Moxxie? Is everything okay honey?” She steps to him and places a hand on him to comfort him. He leans into her touch and sighs. 

“Yeah…It’s just…” He trails off, worrying Millie.

“Mox?”

“I am worried that I will end up like my dad,” Moxxie says, his voice softer. Millie’s look softens from her concern. She takes him to their room and pulls out a box from under their bed. Confused, Moxxie tries to peek at the box to get a clue as to what it is. Millie pulls out a small pile of papers and hands them to Moxxie. He looks through them one by one. All of them were doodles, all done by you. Some were of you alone or playing with your toys. Others were of your other family members: you and Blitzø, you and Loona, and the day you spent with Stolas and Octavia. The final few papers were of your little family. Some mimicking your day out together to an amusement park, visiting Millie’s family for the moon festival. The last paper he saw was a drawing of him and Millie. Across the top were the words “Hell’s best parents.”

Safe to say Moxxie spent the night crying in Millie’s arms and that drawing was kept on his side of the bed. 

When they sing you to sleep, the tunes change depending on who is lulling you. If it’s both of them, they sing a little tune made about the three of you. Millie will sing the same lullabies her parents sang her, while Moxxie sings musical numbers. (Think Dear Theodosia kind of vibes)

Moxxie and Millie LOVE to dress you up, the matching outfits are so cute that they can’t resist. 

You also grow up using weapons! It’s mainly Millie who teaches you since Moxxie wants you to get a little bigger before you learn how to use a gun (stemming from his trauma with his dad) So you grow up with the strength of your mom, and some of the protectiveness. Blitzø jokes that you should start to work for I.M.P. but that gets shut down quickly by Moxxie and Millie. 

Moxxie shares his love of musicals with you. Not that he pushes it onto you, but it is his way of bonding with you.

If you express any of your interest, Moxxie and Millie will get whatever they can to push you to do what you are passionte about.

Obviously you do not have to worry about coming out to them! Just because they are in hell doesn't mean they are monsters.(Moxxie is literally bi lol) If it is something that they don't fully understand, they will listen to you as you explain it.

Trans? They will help you transition if you so desire and use your preferred pronouns! (even going as far as to editing old post where you are mentioned) Have a preffered name? They are willing to change it and use it like it's nothing (similar to the pronouns thing)

Overall, they love being your parent and do their best to raise you.

GUGHUGH i luv them sm

also ask are still not open but I might as well throw this into the dark

[sunsetcougar]

For the lyrebird!AU:

Just like how IMP get ads from heaven, heaven sometimes gets signals from hell.

Which causes each IMP member some distress by either hearing their voice echoed back to them or the voice of someone they care about.

I raise you: Loona didn’t speak in the ad, but blitzø did. Loona hearing Blitzø’s voice from an exorcist in the middle of an extermination.

“~Go home Loonie… daddy will be worried soon…”

Moxie hearing Millie and vice versa, Blitzø possibly hearing his own voice or a mix of Moxie and Millie.

Yes! I love this idea!

Most of Heaven does not have access to these broadcasts, but the exorcists have a TV in their barracks specifically tuned to it so they can build their voice libraries.

Turns out someone does watch the channel Blitzø spent all that money to play the ad on repeat on. A couple hundred someone’s.

Loona ended up getting caught by surprise and was trying to get home to hide with Blitzø when she saw an exorcist at the end of the alley. She kept her mouth shut tight, but the exorcist spoke anyway.

In Blitzø’s voice.

A voice she shouldn’t have. It makes Loona’s hackles go up and her ears pin back as she freezes for just a moment before bolting.

When she gets back to the apartment Blitzø calls her Loonie and she snarls at him to never call her that again.

Millie and Moxxie usually stay down in Wrath with Millie’s family during extermination day, but the one time they got back to late from a job and saw exorcists, they heard their voices parroted back to each other.

Of all of them Blitzø has heard his voice echoed back the most. He doesn’t have anywhere outside of Pride to stay and once he learned the exorcists had his voice he stopped caring if they heard him.

[sera8273]

Fun details I found in Helluva Boss:GhostFuckers!

All of their names are misspelled. Blitzø’s is Blies. Moxxie is Foxxis. And Loona is Luna.

Lonna has a pink doggy bone in her drink.

Blitzo is the only one with a straw inside.

Moxies drink order is the largest meaning that his order in TRUTHSEEKERS was not at all a lie. And Loona’s is the shortest.

Loona chugs- yes chugs because she ain’t chewing- cups. There’s-that’s literally it. There’s nothing else.

After Blitzø adopts Loona she dyes a part of her hair pain (reference to Vizie Pop own streak of pink) and I’m guessing that Millie cut off her hair after she married Moxxie.

Also, Moxxie is the only one to not change. Whatsoever. Same outfit, attitude, hair.

I know these eyes mean something but I can’t remember what. (Behind the I.M.P crew in 2nd pic)

Also. Murder Family must be their first mission ever since the eels are in background. And they brought the office after blitzø stole the Grimore. Or somewhere between those two timeframes

The Gasoline has a Mammon Logo because why the fuck wouldn’t it-

Ah yes, “What is Gay Sex?” And “How to Eat and Entire Plane.” My favorites!

When the phone rings, the cable is clearly disconnected (most likely cut off)

Past!Millie has Spiked Boots! What’s not to like?! It wouldn’t surprise me if she still has these and wears them on occasion.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hi! Are you up to writing some headcanons for Moxxie and Millie being concerned for a quiet and overly forgiving reader who is feeling conflicted because they have a crush on Striker but also wants to punch him? Like reader knows what he did, and are angry about it, but their crush hasn't gone away, and they have a track record of giving people way too many second chances?

I'm okay with writing pretty much anything! As long as it follows my rules :)

Millie and Moxie & Reader who has feelings for striker

★ Oh no. No, no, no! Neither of them like this! Striker was bad news and only achieved in pissing everyone off, you should not be trying to associate with him.

★ Yes he was not a nice person, but that doesn't mean people can't change? Actually, no. Don't even try to befriend the cowboy assassin. No matter how good of an idea you think it might be. He can and will take advantage of you.

★ Millie might have a "girl talk" with you about what you like about him. Also a talk about red flags. She's actually genuinely curious about what you see in Striker. No judgement, she just questions your taste level sometimes.

★ Moxie is just concerned about you, are you good? Seriously, are you okay? Being attracted to someone who literally tried to kill him is a bit off putting.

★ I feel like if you tried to befriend him you would end up being taken advantage of. Striker would probably use you to get closer to Stolas, or to steal his grimoire from Blitzø.

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Where Did This Come From?

Seriously, this issue of her having validations about being important just come out of nowhere. The best time could have been when they visited her family instead of just having it be a Moxie has to prove himself episode that has been constant. It’s just like that episode because you would think Millie would get the focus but it’s actually Moxxie instead. It just seems forced in order to have any conflict. 

[seramilla]

Blitz going to Verosika office and giving her a card that says 'congrats on getting engaged bitch. I hope she's everything I'm not. no one deserves me, let alone you '

Actually, he gets loona to deliver it and cards from Moxie and millie

That's just Blitzo's way of showing affection. 😂😂

I am hoping by this point he is in a loving relationship with Stolas and has forgotten all about Verosika. He's just continuing to be mean to her because that's been their dynamic for so long. She'd probably respond with her own note that says something like, "Congrats on the new boyfriend, buttmunch. Glad you're finally done being a lonely, selfish prick. Don't invite me to the wedding, shit-ass, or I'm spiking the punch with acid."

The cards from Moxxie and Millie (mostly Millie, because Moxxie still hasn't recovered from being attacked by incubi and succubi that one day in the office) are completely normal and congratulatory, telling Verosika how beautiful her fiancé is. Honestly, Millie is pretty supportive. She and Verosika could probably be friends if the beef with Blitzo hadn't gone on for so long.

[kayselyn-axe-the-third-goddamnit]

Because Now I’m trying to write down Manon’s lore - I couldn’t miss such an important element of her life as the gobbgoats (my head hurts aaaaa)

First, about gobbgoats as a species: these animals (fan-made!) are captive-bred hybrids of gobbals and other ungulate mammals. They appeared at the end of the Dofus era and quickly spread throughout Amakna (although the population reminded smaller) as were smaller than gobbals, swam well and had water-repellent coats. At the beginning of the Waven era, these herbivores are an endangered species, bc most of them drowned due to the Great Wave, and there were few people willing to care for livestock in post-apocalypse conditions (so mostly the poor things become victims of poachers).

Now, let's move on to the herd itself. It is small in number, exists for about five years , but the herd is very close-knit.

Members (I’ll write briefly, otherwise it will be very long):

1) Moxie. Role: dominant female. The most intelligent and charismatic individual.

2) Otto. The role is deputy. A much calmer, but nonetheless impressive boy.

3)Dingo. Role: Queen. Strong and slightly aggressive, she has tried to dislodge Moxxie in the past but failed. Otto's sister.

4) Pebble. The role is collector. Very useful for the herd, because has a nose for medicinal plants and a non-conflict character. Dingo's partner.

5) Swirl. The role is sentry. Has good eyesight and a cunning personality. Pebble`s sis.

6)Chesnut. Role: Elder. Harmful glutton, mother of Otto and Dingo. She love it when they scratch her chin.

7) Pluto. Role: elder, king. The former leader of the herd, now takes care of the offspring, in which he is very successful. His kids: Moxie, Cloud, Snowwhite, Icy and Moss.

8) Krampus. The role is king. A blind single male who was lucky enough to get here. He doesn`t have his own cubs, but he is involved in caring for them.

9) Bush. The role is collector. One of the most resilient members of the herd, she takes care of searching for additional food.

10)Thistleface. The role is collector. The fastest gobbgoat, very attentive.

11) Bella. The role is collector. Frankly stupid, but lucky creature, has the ability to get into all sorts of troubles. Thistleface's sister.

12) Snowwhite. Role: Queen. An albino with poor health and a leg injury, but despite this she leads a very good life. Thistleface's partner.

13) Plum. Role-elder. Stubborn as hell, she has the same qualities as Bella (although she is luckier with brains). Mom of Bella and Thistleface.

14) Cloud. Role: sentry. Gloomy ram, nothing more to say about him :)

Cubs:

•Cotton, Turtle and Toadhead (parents - Dingo and Pabble)

•Beagle, Fluffball and Nappy (parents - Snowwhite and Thistleface)

• Icy and Moss (parents - Pluto and unknown female)

[hellaverseapocalypse]

And The Whirlwind Is In The Tree

Striker's Story - A Helluva AU

Pairing: Striker and OC Amelda(adoptive father/daughter relationship)

Warnings: angst, whump, hurt-comfort, injury, blood, harsh language, death, gore, killing in self-defense, graphic depictions of violence.

Summary: As the Exorcists continue their tirade through Hell, this leaves people such as Fizzarolli to call upon his friends in high places, thus propelling the predicted butting of horns against the obvious opposing factors of the group. Slowly but surely, Striker sees first-hand that desperate times do call for desperate measures.

Notes from the authors: Hope you like this second chapter of @storm89 & @eyecandyeoz's collaborative project! We thank you for your feedback thus far! Please leave a comment. Next chapter will be on July 15.

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The second year of the Angel invasion is when things become clear.

This situation wasn't going to change.

The angels hit hard in the other rings, turning them into ruins. All the sins left to the Pride ring to fight in the front lines, leaving their kingdoms ripe for picking.

Shockingly, Lust is one of the few rings still standing. This was thanks to Fizzaroli along with the few succubi that he worked with.

Striker guessed being the lover of a deadly sin will get you some status.

Speaking of Fizz, he was not happy when he saw him.

He heard Blitz and he arguing about Striker, the clown saying he was untrustworthy and how he literally tried to kill them both; which was fair.

Blitz argued that they need all the help they can get, especially with the rumors that angels are not the only thing to worry about.

There were rumors that the mafia in Greed were trying to go into the other rings for new territory and if that wasn't enough, there has been talk that theOverlords of the Vees are somehow leaving Pride.

So, yeah. There were few options.

It became an enemy of my enemy situation, and we all know how those go.

Which suits Striker fine, he had other things to deal with.

The loss of his eye fucked up his shooting, he had to relearn everything like a greenhorn.

Weirdly enough, Moxie is tasked to initiate target practice lessons with Striker. The strange little imp shrugs, telling Striker that it was Blitz that ordered him to this post and to not question it. Striker just swallows his pride and does what he’s told. 

Striker also learned that being stationed in Lust was the smartest idea. The factories that were used to make sex toys are now used to make more holy weapons. They were even able to get blueprints for cannons, courtesy from a spider sinner that is friends with Fizz.

Striker's favorite weapons are the blessed brass knuckles, it gives it an extra oomph when he slugs someone in the face.

When his shooting got a bit better, he was able to go on raids with Millie and another imp named Gareth. Striker notices that he seems paranoid and scared of his own shadow, he just guessing that his timid behavior is a nervous tick earned from a close call with an angel. 

A lot of the time it was quick and easy but sometimes, it went awry.

He missed several shots; shots that before he would have done blindfolded. He was pissed at himself, making him push himself harder during his rehab. Moxxie protested, saying it will not help him, which he was proved right when all he got was migraines.

“You have to take it easy.” A violet baphomet named Nelsor said.

Nelsor was one of the hellborn that migrated from Sloth, along with his nurse Anette. He told them that the ring was in shambles; junkies and dealers were raiding pharmacies and hospitals left and right, killing each other for another fix.

“A traumatic injury like this needs time to heal.” he said, “Pushing yourself will not help in the long run.”

“Time is something we don't have doc.” Striker said as he walked out of the rundown building, putting on his hat. He was going to where Bombproof was stabled when he saw red feathers on the corner of his eye.

This kid again.

The little hybrid he saved, Amelda, has been following him around since they came to lust.

He always chased her away, but she kept coming back. From what Millie told him, (not that he cared or anything), the little owlet hasn't spoken since he found her, traumatized by the death of her parents. She seemed to bond with the deaf imp child that was close to the clown and a hellhound pup named Axel that always seemed to be latched to Blitz's leg. He sees them talking in sign language, smiling at each other and giggling. He sees them also showing the guns that Blitz had given them.

That was another bad argument.

Fizz argued that teaching the kids to use weapons was insane, while Blitz said they had to learn to defend themselves. Especially if none of the adults are with them.

Striker thinks Blitz has a point.

A little hoot took him out of his thoughts and he looked back with a snarl, startling her.

“Would you get out of my face, kid!” he yelled.

Amelda looked startled at his loud voice, but her face puffed up and she made her feathers puffier. She then let out a screech, waving her arms.

It occurred to Striker she was trying to intimidate him.

A snicker came out of him and then a full belly laugh. He laughed heartily, grabbing his knees as he crouched. He was doubling over in laughter so much, it was coming out in wheezes. When he finally stopped, he looked up and saw Amelda looking at him, her head tilted in confusion. He then notices the glock that's strapped to her waist.

It looks so big on her tiny body.

“Has Blitz taught you how to use that?” he asked, making her head shake in disagreement. He sighed as he scratched the back of his head.

“Well, come on then.” he said, motioning with his hand. “Gotta teach you something useful.”

Amelda hooted happily and ran up to him, grabbing his hand. He stares at it, noticing just how small her hand is in his. He pushes that thought to the side as he leads her to the makeshift shooting range Millie made.

He was just teaching her something useful.

That's all.

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[porcelaintoybox23]

Helluva Boss season 2 episode 4 (quick review)

Andrealphus is fucking annoying. Sorry to the VA but why???

Why does Striker let Stolas keep his phone?

"How many cowboys do you know?" Lmao, thank you, Moxie.

"Sexy" humor is bad again.

"Oh shit." That was funny.

I'm surprised Loona is being this docile.

The spelling gag has run its course, please stop.

Why does a hell resident care about cursing. Ma'am, do you know where you live? Hell needs consistency, please.

Song... not a fan. I might've liked more in his first episode.

Stolas is being pretty funny this episode.

There's a lot of bloat:

Blitz fighting with some Karen?

The cowboys and Moxie being called Queer? Sigh...lazy and unnecessary. I'm not offended just bored.

Was striker originally this lame?

Did you know? If you curse every other word, it becomes funnier/s

Lmao, let's go torture!

Ew, ew ew ew no one fucking cares about your sex life.

Loona hasn't spoken once. Is she a dog or daughter.

I really hate Andrealphus.

Why would Stella not realize killing Stolas would get her nothing? Why is she just a stupid, hateful bitch? Fucking tired man, this isn't entertaining.

Are we fuxking serious? A season and a half of assassination attempts over in a comedic beat because Stella is so outrageously stupid her patronizing brother had to point out the obvious fact that Stolas dying gives her nothing? Who wrote this!

Stolitz epsiode again. What did M & M and Loona really do?

Why all the music?

Flash over substance. Loona received no development at all. She doesn't speak the entire episode.

Moxxie beating striker doesn't feel great. There's no mini arc. He just gets crushed.

Why does Blitz care about Stolas again? Remember the whole season 1 dinner?

Git bevver swoon...shoot me. I'm begging

I don't feel bad for Stolas.

Lovely ending shots. The episode did look nice.

Rating:

Personally, 4/10

Fairly, 1/10

[nixie-writes]

moxie x Millie x dark magic!nine-tailed fox demon!trans female!y/n

(Sorry if it's bit a mouth full)

You're good! The more detail the better

-at a young age you developed your dark magic. It was something that came naturally, and as a nine tailed fox, you were celebrated for your use of dark magic. Your parents encouraged you to practice it and by 10 years old you had mastered dark magic.

-when you were 14 you learned you were trans and wanted to be a girl and your parents supported you the best they could. They bought you feminine clothes, makeup, anything that made you feel like a girl.

-you met Moxxie and Millie during one of their stakeouts to kill a target. You were traveling the human world, which you accessed using your dark magic, when you came across them.

-Millie was first to notice you, pulling out a combat knife and lunging at you. You narrowly stopped her from slitting your neck open. She demanded to know your name and why you were there when they were about to kill some humans.

-you gave her your name and told her you were just taking a stroll around earth. She asked how the fuck you managed to get to the living world and you showed her your dark magic, able to open a portal to Hell and back.

-Moxxie was especially impressed, he was already thinking of how you could work for IMP, he liked your ability to open a portal to Hell and earth without the use of Stolas' grimoire. But you told him you weren't interested in being paid to kill humans, you were here to study them.

-Moxxie accepted that and asked that you at least text him some of the things you learn and you exchanged numbers with him and Millie, and went your separate ways. You texted Moxxie daily, sending him pictures and videos of humans doing their things and you texted Millie about girl stuff.

-Millie was the one that brought up a poly relationship to Moxxie. He agreed that he liked you and wouldn't mind being with you. Millie was also the one to bring it up to you. You accepted their feelings, admitting that you'd become smitten with them as well. So you three became a poly relationship.

-Millie has experience with trans girls, since Sallie May is one. So she knows how to make you feel feminine and encourages you and Sallie May to exchange tips, clothes, makeup, all that girly stuff.

[fizziepopangel]

"You gonna finish that fucking sentence, partner?"

(Moxxie headcanons I may never stop believing)

Moxxie was diagnosed with an anxiety disorder shortly after he and Millie were married, hence why Millie worries about his mental health sometimes.

After the events of “Truth Seekers”, Moxie does try to better his relationship with Blitz by randomly texting and emailing him pictures and facts about horses.

He was psychologically and verbally abused by Chaz through their relationship.

Due to the events from the harvest moon festival, he is afraid of sharks.

His mother played classical music and would rock him or hum different musical numbers as she put him to bed before she disappeared. Moxxie’s love for the classical sounds  and theater numbers stayed and he feels closer to her when he plays them or watches a play he thinks she would like.

He’s picky about who he kills because half of him feels like his mother would be disappointed in him for hurting someone innocent, and the other half of him feels dangerously close to his father when he kills with little to no thought. Both of those feelings make him slightly sick.

Moxxie does drag at a bar on weekends & he kills every performance.

He makes the best strawberry macarons.

After a serious conversation about eating disorders with Loona, Moxxie started keeping extra snacks around the office to encourage her to eat because no matter how they act toward one another, he really does consider her family and the thought of her hurting that way hurts him.

Blitz is listed as his 2nd emergency contact when he fills out all documents.

He befriended Collin (the sheep cherub) when he ran into him living on the streets in hell after he and the other cherubs were kicked out of heaven. Moxxie helped him find a place to stay and Collin is at every drag event Moxxie does to cheer him on but Moxxie is still trying to get him to participate some time.

When he and Millie have a child of their own, Moxxie goes to Blitz for parenting advice. This is the 1st time he openly admits that he’s always admired what a good dad Blitz tried to be to Loona.

As Moxxie and Loona’s friendship gets better, Loona slowly pulls him into different music genres that she listens to. He hasn’t found a favorite band, but he finds himself humming rock toons while brushing his teeth sometimes.

Moxxie was diagnosed with autism. He makes a good assassin because weapons and combat have been one of his hyper fixations since he was a child so he’s always been good working with weapons and he enjoys it.

After the harvest moon festival, Moxxie has thought about looking into his family history in the wrath ring to see if he still has family from his mom’s side there.

Bonus:

Moxxie finds out after the events of "Spring Broken" that he is actually ¼ possum.