#helluva boss headcannons

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Millie & Moxie finding abandoned imp child reader and raising them like their own, Blitzo is the crazy uncle who puts the child in danger way too often-

I'm going to make the child Reader around 5/6 in this, also Blitzø would be the #1 bad influence :3

Millie and Moxie & adopted imp child

★ How did this happen? Well, Millie and Moxie where out on a date and Millie had to put down her purse. Only looking away for a moment then looking back only for it to be gone. You had grabbed it and ran.

★ Naturally she started looking around and saw a small figure sprinting down the street, she grabbed Moxie and ran. when the duo finally caught up to you, they had cornerd you in a ally.

★ Millie wanted to beat the heaven out of you but calmed down as soon as she saw you where a little kid. She asked where your parents were. One thing led to another and they ended up letting you spend the night with them.

★ As for your new home life, where do I even begin? For starters you are taught proper gun safety almost immediately after moving in with them. And all the weapons are kept in a gun safe, away from where you can reach.

★ Millie and Moxie had very different upbringings so there might be some trial and error before finding a parenting style that fits for both of them. Millie is more of a diseplinary while Moxie is a bit more lenient with you.

★ Moxie was really young when his mother died, it left a big impression on him growing up. Because of this he feels responsible for making sure you have a better childhood than his. The last thing he wants is for you to feel responsible If anything happens to him or Millie.

★ Blitzø is your uncle now, no question about that, and he does all the things Millie and Moxie don't want him to do. Like take you out of daycare for a few hours to go do something fun. Or to show you how you can break a lock!

★ Blitz also teaches you how to steal things without getting caught, because you're a bit of a klepto. He even let's you keep a shoebox full of stolen stuff in his desk.

[crystalofmoon19]

Childhood Friends - Striker x Female Imp! Reader Headcannons

This is not a request, I still have more to go, but I wanted to make these headcannons so that you have something to read in what ended with the requests. Enjoy!

● You were a small female imp who lived happily with your large family in Wrath, every year your parents took you and your little siblings to travel to the other side of Wrath, to celebrate the Harvest Moon Festival.

● You loved the celebration, you watched in amazement as your parents participated in the pain games, you also wanted to participate but they told you that you were too young to participate. That's why they left you and your little siblings in a muddy area while they were in the care of your tired grandpa (who didn't take long to fall asleep.)

● You, for your part, decided to play in the mud with your little siblings and other children who were near you, but from one moment to the next your mud pies were trampled by someone. When you looked up you saw him.

● A young Striker who looked to be your own age approached you to stomp on your mud pies and tease you, saying that girls shouldn't play in the mud; that boy didn't look like any imp you had seen before and he had features of a snake demon because of his ringed green eyes and the spikes that were around his tail gave him away as a hybrid.

● But you were not going to allow this snake boy to treat you badly, so you decided to kick his foot so that he stumbled to the ground, immediately he pulled the braids of your hair. You screamed but you bit him on the arm and he let out a kind of snake-like scream; It didn't take long for you and Striker to fight each other while the other kids started a mud fight.

● Your mother and Striker's mother (who was a snake demon) had to separate them to stop fighting, and yet he mocked you by sticking out his blue tongue and you also did the same with your tongue. Striker was forced by his mother to come forward with his name and apologize to you, but you knew he was a bad boy.

“Shut up, you dumb girl!”

“Look who's talking, snake boy!”

● Years passed, as your family continued to travel to celebrate the Harvest Moon Festival, which meant that you had to meet Striker every year. He always found a way to annoy you, after all Striker when he was little was a very problematic child and you, being a very brave girl, made them always fight.

● Striker always found a way to annoy you, whether he was making fun of your braids or your love of music (where he said music was stupid to annoy you). You in response called him “snake boy” to emphasize that he was a hybrid and told him that his breath was stinky.

● However there was something that you and Striker had in common, and that was that you liked getting into trouble, you once decided to free the hellish pigs from the town ranch and Striker surprisingly supported you in doing this. And although this caused both of you to be punished by your parents, it didn't take away from the fact that you two make a great team despite everything.

● Another way in which you and Striker managed to become friends was that you started placing bets on the competitors of the games of pain every year, Striker thought that he would easily beat you in this, but the truth is that you managed to be tied in his bets and this made Striker impressed with you.

● As time passed, you and Striker put aside your enmity to have a friendly rivalry between you, you also learned to respect each other's tastes, you supported Striker to be a cowboy like he always wanted since he was a child and he supported passion for the music. (In fact he learned to play the guitar only because you did it to sing your melodies.)

● When you became teenagers, Striker began to see you with different eyes, you were no longer the annoying girl he had known as a boy, now you had developed a curvy body and your hips widened; You were considerably prettier now and he became taller, stockier and his teeth along with the spikes on his tail were sharper. Striker started to develop feelings for you.

● Now that Striker had become old enough to compete in the pain games, and he was more than willing to impress you, what he didn't expect was that you wanted to participate too.

“Why do you want to compete, Y/N?”

“I always wanted to enter since I was a little girl, I want to prove myself in the games!”

“Well, I hope you're prepared, you won't have it easy."

“Let's see who wins in the end, Striker!”

“Do you want to bet, Y/N?”

"What do you want to bet?"

“If I win the games, you will do my farm chores for a week.”

“Okay, but if I won the games, you will take care of my little siblings this weekend.”

“Okay, deal?”

"Deal!”

● You competed in the pain games with Striker, and now that you had grown up they no longer seemed to be as exciting as you thought, because now measuring your strength against strangers, going through obstacle areas and fighting with others was not the most pleasant feeling. You definitely didn't like the games but you still weren't going to give up so easily.

● Striker on the other hand performed very well in the games, showing little to no difficulty in competition, but he always had his eyes on you.

● You gave your best effort in the pain games, you resisted quite well, but your body did not say the same. So there came a point where you fainted in the middle of the competition because you were so tired.

● Striker surprisingly came to look for you when you fainted and carried you in his arms to take you to your family.

● Hours passed until you woke up with your mother again, she scolded you that you had pushed yourself too hard but she was calm that you were okay, when you asked your mother what happened she told you that Striker had carried you home; you remembered the bet.

● That's why you wanted to talk to Striker but you didn't need to call him, because he came into your room as soon as your mother gave him permission to do so and left you two alone.

“Striker! I know about the bet, I lost, I promise I will do your farm chores as soon as I recover…”

“No need, I didn’t win the games either, Y/N.”

“What, you didn't win? Did you…?”

Striker nodded before you even finished saying your question.

“Did you leave the competition for me?”

“And I would do it again.”

● Before Striker said anything, you smiled at him and gave him a big hug that he gladly reciprocated. What he didn't expect was that you would place a kiss on his cheek and it made Striker's cheeks blush and now he could be compared to a complete imp.

“Thank you, Striker.”

“You’re welcome, Y/N.”

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! queen bee from helluva boss headcannons !! ( request from anon )

🐝 loves taking you on days out, especially to any fairs or festivals that are going on, she spoils you and pays for all the games and snacks

👑 she thinks its cute when you giggle while running your hands through her blobby hair and tail

🍯 makes you lots of honey themed snacks

🐝 teaches you that bugs can be scary sometimes but they don't want to hurt you, they're scared of you too

👑 loves tie-dying things with you

🍯 makes you the cutest, most fun little mocktails

🐝 lets you get messy and then takes bubble baths with you after

👑 has lots of fancy soaps and shampoos and stuff for kiddos with sensitive skin or different hair types

🍯 flies around while she rocks you to sleep

🐝 likes making slime with you and doing other home diys

[halastar05]

What if Ozzie actually gets flustered with more intimate touches? Like handholding, casual cuddling, small forehead or cheek pecks, etc.

Due to being the sin of lust, he’s a lot more used to the more sexual stuff. This means he probably hasn’t experienced the more gentle intimate touches nearly as much.

So when he starts legitimately dating Fizz, he gets flustered at a simple hand hold, because that’s not what he knows as well. It means more to him than sex, because sex is so common for him. For him sex often doesn’t mean love, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t enjoy it still, but something like cuddling means so much more. Cuddling like that is only for Fizz. It always means love.

Throughout dating Fizz he obviously gets more comfortable and less awkward with these, but it still manages to make him genuinely flustered far more than sex ever could.

And he loves that.

(Btw, thought of all this mostly because of this meme format lol)

[lifea16]

Random Headcannons go BRRRRRRRR

[A collection of Random Helluva Boss headcannons, no paticular order or reason]

~Blitz and Moxxie both like / love musicals, they just have very different tastes. The only one they can agree on is Heathers [When they learn that they both enjoy heathers, their vocabulary will probably exclusively include Heathers references for the next week, much to Millie and Loona's confusion

~ Blitz is Demiromantic, and due to that, without knowing, will occasionally show massive shade to love at first sight and amatanormitivity unconciously [i.e "wait, you fell in love with me how fast? i thought that was just an exaggeration shitty rom-coms made." when talking to Stolas]

And I forgor the rest I have, will probably make this a series lol

[endersimp]

greetings my fellow simps, welcome to my lovely blog!

fandom list: total drama, helluva boss, hazbin hotel, heathers, beetlejuice,

what i will write: fluff, x reader, angst, headcannons, asks, ect

what i won’t write: smut, gore, td rr or td reboot, (I haven’t watched them yet)

requests are open!

all of my works are tagged “endersimp writes”

[halastar05]

The way I personally interpreted this part of the song is essentially Stolas sharing his mindscape with Blitzø (intentionally or not) as a way of somewhat telepathy. As the internal conversation continues both of their mindscapes end up somewhat merging more and more.

IT'S THE WAY THEIR INTERNAL WORLDS BLEED TOGETHER. the way blitz still looks up at him, still in front of him and bathed in light, but the way they're on equal ground this time; there's no pedestal. the golden chains forcing blitz away from stolas vs them dragging blitz to him in truth seekers. stolas on his knees looking up at blitz (the moon) vs blitz on his knees watching stolas. the way that stolas has the freedom to fly after the moon vs blitz being chained down and unable to reach for him. the golden feathers. insane

[ema0rsully]

Ok- listen to me on this one.

I find it surprising how the authorities arresting I.M.P. were from the sloth ring (the candles). Considering the fact that sloth = lazy. I’d expect the authorities to be from the wrath or even envy ring.

What if- and this is just a theory..

What if, Belphegor is always sleepy because she sleeps for the sinners and inhabitants of the sloth ring.

Belphegor is a sheep. When you can’t sleep, what do you do? You try to count sheep to try and get some sleep. Maybe, what Belphegor does is to help her subjects, she helps sleep for them and in return her subjects aren’t ever sleepy and always energised to do their work. All the energy she gains from sleeping, she gives it to her people so they dont require to sleep. But of course, this takes a toll on her because now she’s always sleepy.

I know, not alot of proof to go around this theory. But look at this guy,

He looks like some kind of anger therapist for Satan. He’s definitely from the sloth ring (the candle). And look back in S2 E4,

The guys are also from the sloth ring (the candles). Seems like all medicine/drugs comes from the sloth ring. And for a ring where you’re supposed to be demotivated or lazy, they do ALOT of work. From careers such as a therapist or an officer, these jobs require ALOT of energy. Some even time consuming.

And Belphegor seems to sleep ALOT compare to her own sinners/inhabitants in sloth. Thats why it got me thinking, how can her own people do all these jobs and yet Belphegor herself cant get through a trial without falling in and out of sleep? It makes you ponder.. why would she do that to herself?

Maybe because, her ring is at the lowest in the hierarchy. Its isn’t the most deadliest sin like pride or wrath. I also think she fears her ring might fall behind the other rings because her people will be too lazy to get anything done. So to avoid any mockery from the other Deadly Sins, she decides to give them energy by sleeping for them. It doesn’t matter is she’s oversleeping or not present when a meeting is being held, as long as her ring is prosperous, she’s sleeping peacefully.

I feel like the downside to all this is that, the sloth ring is ALWAYS awake. Nobody sleeps which means sinners and inhabitants are always finding something to do. Which is why her ring ends up being the ring with the best medicine/drugs, hospitals and maybe even security service.

[dwewi66]

That's a little dramatic but i like it Besides, these problems are serious, such as reproductive violence (force to give birth if you don't want to), loneliness, and high expectations And your husband is also a disgrace to you

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hello? Hi ah... here is my request

Fizzarolli adopts (not anthropomorphic)cerberus reader (like the one from enchanted portals but puppy version) The poor little Cerberus puppy was from the street, despised by the people just because his heads were totally different.

Hello! I'm familiar with Cerberus but not the enchanted portals version. I'm just going to write based on the mythology I'm familiar with.

Fizzarolli & three headed hellhound Reader

★ One head was quite rude, another was as nice as a golden retriever, the middle head is shy and doesn't say much but is prone to crying. It was quite confusing trying to tell if you were one person or three.

★ Kinda ironic how both Blitz and Fizzarolli have both of adopted hellhounds. Imagine them trying to set up a playdate! What's that you say? Loonie is an adult and you are a child? Well I don't see how that's relevant.

★ Fizz pampers you a responsible amount. If there was a good cop, bad cop situation Fizz would definitely be the good cop. Ozzy being the "bad cop" because he's the more responsible one.

★ Speaking of the sin, Asmodeus was really confused when fizz came home with a puppy without telling him. But like, the heads. He has three, you have three, it's like you were meant to know each other.

★ #1 papas, Ozzy would be a great dad. He's so freaking caring towards fizz, even moreso towards you. Not to mention how protective he can be. If anyone makes you cry (other than the middle head) there's going to be heaven to pay.

[cloudycasey]

Consider this post as a add on, due to re-watching the episode with my girlfriend we both made some interesting conclusions about his character. This isn't necessarily a note post for his canon character, but more of a deep-dive of what is canon to possibly gain a better perspective of his character for what is confirmed. This post might feel a tad more disjointed, but it would mean a lot for me if you read through anyway! This time around I'm also going to use some screenshot visuals to help empathize the points I'm going to make, along with bring up other theories I heard going around! So, who the fuck IS Striker? Striker is a hybrid of two different Hell-Born species. The first species being a normal imp that you'd see in the Wrath, Greed, or Pride ring, and the second being a currently unknown Hell-Born species that has been seen in the background of numerous episodes. I personally believe this species to reign from the Envy ring, as the Envy ring supposedly contains a large ocean, and has a blue/teal/purple color scheme. This species from the Envy ring all tend to gain aquatic creature features of some kind, and background characters from jellyfish to sharks have been seen to assumedly come from this ring. I do not believe Striker is a shark-imp hybrid, but rather a hybrid of a aquatic snake imp species along with a wrath imp species. This would fit his overall snake motif, his ability to hiss and make rattling sounds, and his other snake-like features. (Just wanted to make this clear as I've been seeing a huge theory floating around since the release of Exes And Oohs that Striker is part shark imp, but I just don't see it tbh lol). I have a lot more evidence under my belt to help prove his biology and hybrid status, but I think I can further discuss all of that in another post. Striker was most likely born and raised in the Wrath ring, as evidenced by his strong southern accent and affinity for the Western flair. Due to this most recent episode though I think it's a fair assumption to say that Striker likely grew up on old Western films and media, and it therefore influenced his way of living (hence the reason why he was so adamant about train tracks being "a classic"). I'm going to also go out on a limb here and say that, as most Southern people can attest, Striker is very prideful due to insecurities never really brought up or discussed openly while being raised, but that will come into play further into this post. A very interesting line that he said in Western Energy was the following: "Look...not every ring is in some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion, that only fancy ass royals get to live in. Some of us have hard lives to live. And some of us have everything we care about, taken away by fuckers like you." There's a lot we can see and gain from this little monologue, especially when we compare it to his previous one in The Harvest Moon Festival: "Blitz, come on. You know, the two of us are superior than most of our kind. And you were so above suckin' on a disgusting, rich, pompous Goetia, only to sneak topside for scraps and work for bitter sinners, who could care less who you are, when you could be slaying Overlords. Why struggle to run a business that is rigged against you? When you could partner up with me and kill... the unkillable?" First and foremost, it is painfully obvious that he holds a extremely harsh judgement and opinion surrounding those who are rich. But past that, there's a clear internal placement of himself in his head. On one hand, he calls himself superior then most of his kind, but at the same time admits that he is struggling with the life that he lives. He thinks he is above it, or at the very least wants to be above it, but he simply can't. And I think he is aware of that contradiction. Let's take a look at his living situation.

You see that right there? That's his bedroom, and next to that is his kitchen. His bedroom is adorned with some decorations, despite the dirty tattered fabrics, and he tries to spruce it up with neon lights. His kitchen is noting more but a old broken tent with a few logs, stones, and a used pot with a wooden spoon.

Presumably, he has taken various old neon signs from all over Wrath, most likely from various public places that were run down, and tries to use them not only for décor but to gloat. Striker is known as 'the best assassin in the ring of Wrath', if his theme song is to be believed, and he obviously takes pride in that if he dedicates an entire sign mounted to where he ties up and kills people. And the most damning thing of all:

Despite clearly living in poverty, he still takes the time to dedicate a whole ass statue of himself, with a fucking spotlight to shine on it, for his own entertainment. To me, I think all of this points out two major key points that was revealed about his character in this episode: 1.Striker has poor money management issues (prioritizing getting decorations rather then essentials for a better living situation), and would rather spend money on things to look better appearance wise 2.Striker is a fucking d o r k I'm sorry, but he's a dork. This is straight up nerdy, dork behavior. He is trying so hard to dedicate himself to the western style it's to the point where he snaps and gets pissy whenever people judge him for it. He is living in poverty, at a old train track station in the middle of a fucking volcano. If he really is the best assassin in the ring of Wrath, wouldn't it be safe to assume he would have more money than his living situation lets on? I think he's living paycheck to paycheck, and whenever he does get money its commonly spent on things to boost his own ego. And if you think this is a bit too much of a stretch for me to so boldly claim, look at Striker's facial expression and body language when he's on the phone with Stella.

First he looks frustrated, then he realizes Stolas is looking at him, then he turns away from Stolas's eyes in embarrassment. He is ashamed of choosing to agree with Stella's demands, because he knows he needs the money. Despite his attitude towards royals, he still needs them in order to even try to get out of his living rut. And when Stolas reminds him:

He HATES being reminded of it. And it pisses him off to the point of losing his temper and beginning to hurt Stolas in unnecessary and sadistic ways (even though Stolas barely reacts to it at all). I think that, above all, Western Energy revealed to us that Striker has a character flaw, and it's one he's well aware of and hates. He's living in a rut that he could possibly get himself out of if he learned to stop spending his money on random crap to boost his own appearance, and instead could save up that money to actually live in a house and not inside a volcano. Maybe when he gets paid by Stella it'll help drive him to live better? But besides that, something or someone was taken away from him due to royals if his quote is to be believed. This said event might have lead him to live this life, or it sent him into such a rough living situation in the first place, and he could possibly be using the Western aesthetic to help cope. Either way, some bad shit has happened to Striker, and it seems to be both the root cause of his pride issues and hatred for rich folk. But we don't know nearly enough about him to even begin to guess what it could be. Either way, I hope this dork with money issues and a addiction to being a cowboy gets some help, I think he deserves it.

STRIKER CHARACTER NOTES: COMPARE AND CONTRAST

I noticed a lot, and I mean a LOT of character differences in Striker in this newest episode (not just his voice actor!) so I decided to watch both Striker episodes back to back and write out all of the traits and notes of character that can be seen in both episodes. Let’s begin! Season One Episode Five -Originally inspired by Rattlesnake Jake from Rango -Meant to bring a strong, imposing aura -Design is meant to be a blend of Moxxie and Blitz originally, took on other characteristics to be a hybrid over time during design phase -Can be casual, polite, and charismatic -Good at listening, and highlighting what gives others ego boosts through compliments (can be used for manipulation later on) -Social, but doesn’t talk that much. Seems to prefer being in the background to read and observe people and only speaks up to challenge Moxxie -Raspy, dark voice but big range. Can have a higher pitch while being casual and friendly, but gets lower in pitch and tone when he’s being threatening -Not afraid to step up and show off, but knows how to balance it with skills to back it up -Athletic, but knows how to restrain himself to keep face (via always being able to keep a smile on his face and only grunting from exertion) -Enjoys attention, but doesn’t enjoy his personal space being evaded (interesting considering how he confronts both Moxxie and Blitz later on in the episode) -Isn’t afraid to physically assault people to obtain his personal space -Isn’t afraid to call people out, even while showing off -Smart and knows how to take steps to do his job silently, but effectively -Sadistic, and enjoys playing the waiting game -Durable, can take multiple stab wounds and smile through it -Enjoys degrading and emotionally putting others down -Morally ambiguous, but great at reading people and using their own morals and thoughts against them -Hates rich people, and likes to favor himself as better then other imps by nature based on his physical strengths and attributes -Not afraid of making alliances, and respects others who show the same level of strength as him -Has the ability to recover quickly, but tends to rely on his words to fight when he can’t physically -Much like actual snakes, Striker is slippery and knows when to run away when he loses the upper hand -Knows how to be respectful and polite to rich higher ups, further showing his charisma and ability to put up a front despite his internal beliefs -Is confident in his own abilities, but is fine with staying in the shadows as he waits for his next opportunity to strike (very similar to how a snake hunts in real life)

Season Two Episode Four -Good at waiting for the right opportunity (or just has good timing) -Good at stealth with his poncho -Good aim, good at avoiding shooting the wrong person/people and focuses on his target primarily -Still good at listening, but gets more openly annoyed while listening -Gets impatient, and snaps far more easily -Loves and respects wild west tropes -Doesn’t enjoy attention, and possibly doesn’t enjoy his own theme song -Seems to live in a old mining cave with old train tracks -Enjoys doing stunts and tricks with his horse, and seems to trust his horse fully to do the jumps needed. Possibly great at training horses -Most likely sees himself as a outlaw (which would explain a lot tbh) -Still enjoys the waiting game like in episode five -Takes time to decorate and use décor for his home, but seems to prefer a more simplistic design. Could possibly be because he can’t afford that much furniture, and seems to prioritize getting décor that provides a liking to his own image -Has a train track rock wall of sorts dedicated to killing people on, as referenced by the giant ass sign that he got attached to it -Has a soft spot for old tropes and clichés, and seems to prefer to live under that aesthetic for his own pleasure -Enjoys getting things that can boost his own self image and ego, but still uses them for more practical things, like using his own statue as a coat/hat hanger -Easily annoyed and seemingly hurt by insults and negative comments on his living style -Seems to have a hatred for richer folks because they took something away from him -May feel the need to ‘have’ to live like he does because of his personal money issues -Still very sadistic -Doesn’t seem to enjoy when others either don’t react or enjoy when he’s trying to be sadisitc -Doesn’t seem to enjoy that he’s having to work for Stella in order to get money -Seems to genuinely hate Stolas -Also seems to genuinely hate being compared to Blitz -Even when angry, he prefers to slip away instead of actually losing his temper at his captor -Becomes more like himself when he strikes a nerve with Stolas, relishing in his reactions -Recalls and obtains information from listening in on the phone call, much like he was shown doing in episode five, and uses the information against Stolas as a manipulation tactic -Can still easily flip fronts, and can still maintain a polite demeanor when interacting with higher ups -So poor he uses a flip phone (fucking rip) -Seems to be almost ashamed for following Stella’s orders, going so far as to avoid eye contact with Stolas as he agrees to her -Still prefers to satisfy his own needs first though (which goes against his more efficient characterization in episode five), and is willing to follow orders but bend the rules a little just to satisfy his own sadism and ego -Even Striker is confused about the music choice, and clearly preferred the country music -Still powerful and durable, using his athleticism and the environment around him to assist in giving him a upper hand against Moxxie and Millie -Was seemingly aiming to decapitate Millie rather than pin her -Genuinely caught off guard from Moxxie appearing to enjoy being choked, and dislikes the change -Even still, Striker was successful in his goals and seemed to have actually gotten under Stolas’s skin with his words with his manipulation and sadistic treatment I hope this helps to solidify what we know as a whole for Striker’s character, and bring out all of the differences that we saw! Thank you for reading <3

[crystalofmoon19]

Request Rules:

Hola a todos!

My name is Crystal, your favorite Latina writer, and I have decided to open my own requests. I will also write my own fanfics and one-shots, but I think I'm ready to open my requests, so they should follow the following rules:

What fandoms will I write to?

● Helluva Boss - (more specifically I will write Striker, I may write about other characters in the future, but only in SFW.)

● The Book Of Life - (it is one of my favorite movies and needs more content like this, I will write characters like Joaquín, Manolo, María, La Muerte and Xibalba)

I belong to more fandoms but for now I will only write for Helluva Boss and The Book Of Life.

I'll write:

● Character x Reader

● Character x Character (Sometimes)

● Crossovers (Sometimes)

● Headcannons (whether they are romantic or just friendship).

● Female Reader (or AFAB reader mainly, but I can write about any type of reader)

● Fluff.

● Angst.

● SFW.

● NSFW.

● Smut/Lemon.

I'll not write:

● Sexual violence.

● Discrimination against women.

● Discrimination against LGBT+

● Nothing related to children in any romantic or compromising situation. IF YOU ASK FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND REPORTED!

● If you have any weird philias, I'm sorry but this is not your blog!

Note: I also wanted to say that if you notice spelling mistakes, it is because my English still needs to improve, since my native language is Spanish. So if you speak Spanish, you can ask me your requests and I will gladly write to you!

I want this space to be comfortable for everyone. Including the Latin American community.

- Crystal ❤️‍🔥

[softpawpup]

— caregiver ! striker from helluva boss !! ( request from anon )

💯 bounces you on his lap for 'horsey rides'

♦️ lets you lasso him and hog tie him during playtime

💥 has you sit on his shoulders and hold onto his horns while he walks around

💯 keeps your little gear in his saddle bags

♦️ lets you bring home whatever little critters you see

💥 lets you play with his tail and stim with it when you're sitting together

💯 wraps his tail around some part of you when you're out and about to make sure you don't get lost

♦️ can get a little (a lot) mean and rude to anyone who upsets you at all. lashes out easily if someones done anything to hurt his kiddo, reguardless of how little it is

💥buys you toy guns and weapons to play with

💯 teaches you horseback riding

♦️ gets you matching cowboy hats and boots

[purgatorypicnic]

He Definitely listens to Queen and Elton John

[xenwrites]

Some thoughts about the episode in no particular order:

- It takes Blitz having lost Stolas once, and then faced with the chance of losing him forever, to admit to himself that he loves him.

- Stolas's face as he looks at Blitz's apartment, the realization that there's a huge part of Blitz's life that he knows nothing about, despite being in love with him. (Kudos to the animators for conveying this in just a few frames too damn)

- Stolas's instinctual understanding of his standing as a Prince despite his previous protestations to Blitz, falling into the role, microaggressions and all, like a second skin.

- The line from the trailer "you never loved mother and you never loved me. You love -him!-" which...of course. Because Octavia just saw her father sacrifice his life without a seconds thought or hesitation to save Blitz. Seemingly without even considering her.

- Is Andrealphus fucking his sister??? Or does he WANT to?

- "Take care of Loona." "I love you dad." 😭😭😭

- The ONE TIME Stolas's singing in the show isn't diagetic. The ONE FUCKING TIME and its when they're finally being wholly honest with each other about their feelings AAAAAAAAAAAA

- The clothes Blitz gives to Stolas looks like (when hes holding them) the sheet he wore at the Fuck Blitzo Party. The symbolism of that! Blitz hiding beneath it because to expose himself would be to face hatred and violence! Now Stolas is the one hated and has to hide!

- Millie and Blitz's little high five 👌

[chrolloluvr]

Hi, happy to see you back❤. I remember in one of your previous works, you mentioned Mammon possibly would babytrap reader. May you please write something on this topic?

♡ Toxic!Mammon: Babytrapping Hcs ♡

Note: Ty! Also she is referring to this post. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REQUESTS!!! KEEP THEM COMING POOKIES! ALSO IK I HAVENT MADE AN ACTUAL POST IN A WHILE SO HERE YALL GO

Female!reader, AFAB

Warnings: NSFW, toxic themes, creampie, future child, exploiting

He will babytrap you, 100%

As I have said before, Mammon likes the idea of having complete control over you, your life, and everything you do. And what better of a way to do that than making you bear his child?

He gets this magical, invasive idea when talking to one of his work buddies. He was talking about how annoying you were, even though he cannot live without you, when his co-worker mentions how much responsibility and care a woman has for her children. And the idea hits him. If you are just going to sit around lazily all day like a spoiled brat, why not add a child into the mix?

So he will have you prowled up against his chest, his cock basically stuffing you full, as he pistons in and out of your already sore pussy. Seemingly out of nowhere, telling you

"You'd be such a good mother, wouldn't you babe."

"'Wanna see you swoll with my kids, wouldn't that be somethin'-"

Which makes you feel physically ill. Raising a child with Mamm would be basically impossible. You would never raise a child with this man. Would he support you? Would he genuinley care for your baby? Oh Satan, would he even care-

Your thoughts are abrupted as Mammon stuffs you with his seed, finishing inside yours walls and painting them with a loud groan. He gives your ass a harsh slap, as he watches his cum spilling out of you. He looks you in the eyes, and gives you a daunty chuckle. He forces you to look up at him with your tired, exhausted eyes, as he tells you ohoho babe, we aren't finished until i'm done, alright?.

And he keeps that promise, with the goal of getting you pregnant. He knows the public would go feral. The King of Greed? With a child? It gives him a publicity boost, which in turn, is good for his business, and his image.

Once you find out you are pregnant, you have to eventually tell Mammon, to your dismay. Every day, he makes you take an on brand pregnancy test as he watches. He will hold the test while you pee. Yes you heard me right. So when the test says positive one day, he is over the moon. Not at the fact that he is going to be a father, but at the fact that he is now in complete control over you, and that he can use another part of you as a pawn in his twisted fantasy.

The paparazzi have a field day over this news, because he ends up almost immediately making an announcement. There are headlines, candid photos of you going forcefully outside by mammon, etc. Its like a never ending nightmare. And dont be mistaken, he would never let you out of his sights, or get an abortion. He thinks this is too good of an opportunity.

Behind closed doors, he will actually treat you very well. Feeding you, paying attention to your every need, and not letting you lift a finger. He may even go out of his way to find some stuff by himself at the store. He'll will make you go outside with him. But at times he has to do a meeting, or host an event, he will have his goons escort you places, making sure you go public routes, to get a really good look at your swollen belly.

Brings you to meetings during this time, and picking your outfits carefully. He cant have his darling wearing any disgusting maternity clothes. So he will have you perches on his lap while he sits in his seat, embarrassment eating you whole as you see the sins/overlords snickering and bickering presumably at you. He has one hand rubbing your round belly, and one hand rubbing your shoulders as Mammon discusses his newest buisness plan.

He would create a Mammon Baby Care line. He knows he will profit off your pregnancy

"Alright fellas, so i was thinking for the ladys, a Mammon breast pump, hm? Its great right? Oh! And Mammon themed bibs, ha! Sure to make me a bunch, right babes?"

People think, how could you let Mammon knock you up? Of course, millions of girls idolize Mammon, and would want to be with him. But sometimes it feels like you are the only one who is infatuated with him. So you will try to look past the fact that he got you pregnant. You'll just try to be hopeful. But it is literally impossible with the way he keeps sweet talking you, as you snap back into the sad reality that you will be having Mammons child, and raising it. No questions to be asked.

He will lead you to subconsciously feel insecure about you and your body. He will squeeze your newly chubby cheeks, glaze his fingers over your stretch marks newly littering your body, etc. And he definitely does that on purpose.

As you reach up to the half full Nutella jar in the high cabinet in the kitchen, you hear a pair of loud footsteps coming behind you. Its Mammon. You try your best to ignore him, but you cant help but feel uneasy when you feel a pair of familiar eyes on you. It is currently 1:30 AM, and he is in a really tired mood.

"You need help sweets?"

He said with a suckle voice, knowing its affects on you are vast. He looks you up and down, admiring your perfect body in his mind. Your curves, belly, and the look your giving him. It makes him want to just bend you over and fuck your brains out likes theres no tomorrow. But he cant, he just has to be extra agile with you.

"Mamm..."

"Yeah?"

"Do I look fat?"

Ohhh boy. The question you always ask when you feel like he's eyeing you up. he hates when you ask that, because then he has to make up some half assed excuse to why he's looking at you a certain way. When your pregnant, he basically has to walk on eggshells around you.

"You... look like your carrying my child, and I like the sight of that."

"Okay, do you love me?"

He pauses. One wrong answer, and you'll refuse to talk to him for weeks. You two, as of your relationship, are in a really good spot right now. You will basically do anything for him. But you are really sensitive emotionally and physically, due to your hormones.

As he walks up behind you, he lifts you up by your waist, and hold you up to the cabinet, letting you reach.

"Y/N."

He says in a low, gruff voice.

"Yeah Mamm?"

"What the hell kind of question is that. Of course I love you."

He says as you look at him, face to face. You watch his eyes never leave yours, which makes you break off eye contact in a flustered state. You then realize that he is holding you, which makes you feel insecure.

"Okay, I love you too Mamm"

"Alright, now get your sweet treat, and get the fuck to bed, and hurry up. We've got a busy day tomorrow sweets."

He sets you down, and leaves the kitchen, leaving you with yourself, your Nutella and a spoon in hand. You look down at yourself, and your huge stomach. You wonder how you got yourself into this twisted predicament. You mostly worry about your baby's future as Mammons child. Because you are aware that Mammon will only use them for his own monetary gain. You cannot escape this man, even if you try. But you can always pretend you have your own free will, and you could always just eat your silly thoughts away, as Mammon always told you.