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can I just see helluva boss crew with like autistic hellborn creature no one knows where it came from it just appeared in the office on day
This made me think of Glep from Smiling Friends. If you haven't seen the show I highly recommend it!
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I M.P crew & autistic hellborn creature
★ You live in the damn walls. It's the only explanation to how you keep getting inside. You aren't a threat. Can hardly be called a nuance. But it's the principal! If they let you stay, then another freeloader might try to loiter. That couldn't be good for business.
★ Your daily routine includes walking around the building, stopping to get a cup of water in the break room and then you make a b-line to the corner of the meeting room. Where you sit on the floor and do whatever it is you feel like doing.
★ Loona has tripped over you before. You where sitting on the floor, how was she supposed to see you? It will most likely happen again.
★ She has a well hidden soft spot for you. Probably because you are pretty quiet and the only one at the office with her when everyone else is out on a hit. There's a pair of noise cancelling headphones for you inside her desk.
★ After, like, the seventh time he shoos you away Bltzø decided that it's easier to keep you around then keep kicking you out. As long as you keep the office relatively clean and don't snoop around his desk drawers.
★ Millie likes the quiet company. When you first started loitering, she asked if you really didn't have anything better to do. Apparently, you didn't because you're still here.
★ She actually didn't care about your trespassing. Honestly, she thought it was really funny seeing Blitzø get bent out of shape when you kept finding your way into the building.
★ When Moxie is bored enough he plays "pass the ball" with you. You just take turns rolling one of his stress balls to each other. To him it's a glorified time waster. To you it might as well be the Superbowl. 10/10 very fun 👌
★ You steal from Moxie, nobody else, just him. Not anything big! Just a few small things he probably writes off as just going missing. A pair of sunglasses, his coffee mug and other things of that nature.
★ Sometimes Blitzø has you do random tasks when everyone else is busy. Usually, its something small like a coffee run or mopping up the floor. Still don't get paid for it! But you could easily say "no" so it's not like he's forcing you.
★ You don't get paid for anything you do, for that matter. You "come into work" even though you're not an employee, you're a creature. You just sorta hang out kind of like a house plant.
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Hugging Them Out Of Nowhere - I.M.P Gang + Stolas x Reader
❥WARNING: Will contain some swear words/profanity
❥Notes: Here we goooooo! Starting to write for the Helluva Boss series now. It might take a while for me to get in depth with some of the characters especially Blitz since hes a very chaotic character, but I'll try my best. There will be hints/spoilers from the other episodes in the series.
Based on last weeks episode, Blitz and Stolas deserve these hugs!!!
I will do more for the other characters like Fizz and Verosika soon. Enjoy you guys:)
Blitzø🐴
🐴Hugging Blitz was not very common at I.M.P. He was a very touchy feely with everyone at work especially with Moxxie and Millie. There were many work group hugs that he initiated with the rest of you, which was met with not a lot of enthusiasm back, well except from Millie.
🐴Finding a job was an IMP wasn't very easy since many of the work establishments used imps as either slaves or whatever paid the lowest amount since imps were on the bottom of the food chain. Seeing the silly jingle for the Immediate Murder Professionals on TV, you quickly came to look for a job and were introduce to everyone by Blitz. Blitz was.....well he was an okay boss. There were moments where he was a downright dickwad and others where he showed a compassionate side, but it wasn't commonly seen.
🐴Your relationship with him started off just being employee and boss, but it soon changed to friends as time went on. There was more to Blitz that met the eye and you had seen the sides of him that not many others saw and it made your heart ache. You doubt if even Loona knew about it and she was Blitz adopted daughter, but their relationship was kinda rocky.
🐴Sitting on the lounge couch in the I.M.P office, you jumped a bit when the door slammed opened. Blitz had walked in, but he wasn't in an upbeat mood like he usually was. His face was in a deep scowl and there were big dark circles under his eyes. He barely even reacted when Millie shouted a "Good Morning Boss" at him, as he sluggishly walked towards his office and slammed the door, leaving you and the others alone.
🐴"Umm...is he okay?" you were the only one who spoke, while the others just continued about their day. "Don't know, don't care." was the short response you got from Loona, as she sat with her legs on the desk, typing away on her phone. Moxxie just shrugged his shoulders and said that "Sir usually has moments like this and its best to leave him alone." Your eyes looked back at the door to Blitz office, contemplating if you should go and seem him. Heaving a deep sigh, you got up from your position on the couch and made your way over to the door.
🐴Looking into the room, you see that the room was dark, with small beams of red light coming from the blinds in the window. Blitz was sitting on his chair, head resting on his arms that were folded on top of the desk. Making your way slowly towards him, you called out his name softly.
🐴"UGHHHH! FUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK! CAN'T A GUY JUST HAVE SOME ALONE TI-" He stopped mid-sentence in his rant, as you had wrapped your arms around, giving him a hug. Blitz had no idea how to respond this your actions, as he stayed still, tail moving back and forth. "If you think offering sexual favors is going to increase your pay, then think again." Blitz grumbled out, but he raised an eyebrow when he heard you give a soft chuckle.
🐴"I'm not doing this for sex Blitz. I'm trying to make you feel better. I don't know whats going on with you, but I'm here if you need to talk about it." Not a word was said after that, as you continued to hold Blitz. His body was tense throughout the whole hug, but you felt him slowly relax against you. You felt something long wrap around your abdomen, pulling you closer towards him. You quickly realized it was his tail, and moved closer into the hug.
🐴After a few minutes, the hug slowly came to an end, as Blitz unwrapped his tail from you, allowing you to step back. Blitz's red irises held a bit of softness in them, as he continued to stare at you. He turned his head away, but one of his hands made his way up to your head and gave it a slight pat. "Thanks for that." he said to you, as his hand fell from your head. You smiled back and gave a small nod. Blitz then lifted his head and was wearing a large smile. "Alright time to get ready to kill some fuckers for our clients. MOXXIE! GET YOUR FAT ASS IN HERE!"
Moxxie🔫
🔫Starting as a new employee at I.M.P had you nervous, causing you to fiddle with your hands. You didn't know how the others would be, fearing they would hate you upon first seeing you. Surprisingly, they were kind people, as you were offered a huge hug from the imp named Millie and a little wave from her husband Moxxie. The hellhound seemed a bit antisocial when you saw her, but she was nice enough to give you a small head nod before going back to her cellular device.
🔫Your skills in fighting were subpar, but Moxxie and Millie were kind enough to train you. You had gotten closer to them over time especially Moxxie, but not in the romantic sense, you saw Moxxie as a big brother. You loved how passionate he was about singing and creating songs, and you adored how he soft he was for his wife.
🔫There were moments you felt really bad for Moxxie as he had to endure the nasty insults that either Blitz or Loona would throw at him. You still couldn't figure out why they kept calling him fat, like what? You were always there to cheer him up though whenever he was having a bad day, especially after having to deal with Blitz all day.
🔫Today was a bit of an odd day as a helicopter had arrived to pick up Moxxie, along with Millie and Blitz. You couldn't figure out what was going on, but you decided to stay behind in the office in case something happened and to watch over Loona for Blitz. They were gone for a while and had returned back in the afternoon, but this time Blitz was wearing a leather jacket and Moxxie was in a wedding dress? Curious you asked what the hell happened and Millie was kind enough to tell you everything.
🔫Your heart ached for Moxxie when you found out about his horrible father. You honestly wished you had gotten on the trip so you could stab his father in the face. Your eyes glanced over to look for Moxxie but he had slip away from you. Wondering where he went you followed after him. Leaving the room, you wondered out in the hallway and peered to see where he went. The last place you checked was the public restroom, so you went inside there.
🔫The bathroom wasn't the best but it wasn't the worse, since the toilets actually worked, but the floor definitely needed a cleaning and the mirrors needed replacing. You heard the sound of sniffles coming from one of the stalls and walked closer to it. Opening the stall door slowly, you looked inside to see Moxxie sitting on the toilet. He was still wearing the dress, and his legs were up on the seat, covering his face with them, as he had his arms and tail wrapped around his legs.
🔫"Moxxie?" calling out his name, you slowly entered the stall, closing the door behind you. He jolted upon hearing you call his name, removing his face from his legs, showing his tear streaked face. "Oh crumbs. Sorry I'm..I'm alright, don't worry about me." He tried to play it off that he was alright, but you can tell that his smile was forced. moving closer, you dropped down to your knees, inching closer to wrap your arms around him in a hug. No words came from Moxxie when you did this, but you heard the sounds of whimpering coming from him, as he moved his arms to wrap you in a tight hug, moving his head to cry on your shoulder.
🔫Placing your hand on his back, you rubbed it to provide him comfort as he continued to cry. It sounded like he was okay now as the sounds of his crying had stopped and his breathing had returned to normal. "What has you so upset, Mox?" Pulling away, you continued to stay on your knees to look at him. "Just....I feel so useless. I never wanted to go back to my old life, and the time I do, I finally get to stand up to my father, only to be knocked out like a weakling. I should have killed him, I could have but I didn't, and I almost got Millie and Blitz hurt because of me." "Moxxie stop!" Moxxie clamped his mouth shut, upon hearing you yell. "From what I heard from Millie, you opposed your father and even threatened him, and to me that is anything, but weak. You defended the love of your life, and told your psychopathic father to F off, so whatever negative thoughts you having going on in that head of yours, tell them to F off too."
🔫Moxxie eyes widen as he heard you talk, before returning to normal. The sad look on his face was replaced with a soft smile, as he wiped his tears away with his hand. "Haha thanks Y/N." Smiling back, you stood up from the ground and reached your hand out to grab Moxxie's, lifting him from the toilet. "Come on, lets get you out of that dress, even though you look very cute in it." A pinkish tint appeared on Moxxies face, before he yelled a "Hey!" and punched your arm, causing you to laugh.
Millie🪓
🪓Your first impression of Millie was not what you expected. You were very surprised that someone as kind and sweet as her was from the Wrath ring. The memories from your encounter in the Wrath ring gave you PTSD and you never wanted to experience that again, but Millie was making you slowly change your opinion.
🪓She was the definition of a hellish southern belle. Her country accent was adorable and the warmth she expressed with everyone was very motherly. You did see more of her violent side during your missions, but she was far from scary, badass was the word to describe it.
🪓The both of you had become two peas in a pod when you started working at I.M.P. The both of you participate in girly hobbies like going to spa trips and clothes shopping, but it did become target practice training on some days, as you really needed to improve your combat skills and Millie was kind enough to help you with that.
🪓It was very rare to see her in a depressive state, but you had seen it first hand during the mission at Camp Ivannakummore. You had just spotted Millie and Moxxie arguing about the mission and Millie running off crying, upset that Moxxie wasn't giving her a chance to shine. You weren't upset with Moxxie as it was clear he felt horrible for upsetting Millie. You told him to go do what he had to do and that you would go check up on Millie.
🪓It took a while, but you were able to find Millie, sitting behind the curtain on the stage at the camp. She was still upset as she still had tiny pinpricks of tears on her eyes. She spotted you and try to play it off, but you had run up to her and gave her a massive hug. Millie raised her hands up in shock, before looping her arms around your back, hugging you back super tight. "Are you okay?" you whispered.
🪓"I'm alright, suga. Don't worry about me." Millie said, as she tightned her arms around you more, making it hard to breathe. "Ack, can't breathe!" Millie gasped and removed her arms around, waving her arms up in the air. "Oh gosh! I'm so sorry. I forget my own strength sometimes. Ya alright?" Millie kept checking to make sure you were okay to which you responded with a thumbs up. "Moxxie felt bad about what had happened, and I'm pretty sure he's gonna come around and apologize to you. Come on, go out there and perform Millie. You gonna knock their socks off."
🪓A bright smile returned to Millie face, as she gave you another hug, yelling out Thanks, before she let go and made her way up to the stage.
Loona🐺
🐺Awkward, was the word to describe your relationship with Loona at the beginning of when you two first met. You honestly had no idea how to approach her since she seemed very unamiable with everyone, including her adopted father, Blitz. Her personality tended to shift to being very sarcastic to angry rebel, and you had no idea which one you were going to get when you talked to her.
🐺Blitz noticed your attempts to bond with Loona and it actually warmed his heart, as he did noticed that Loona didn't really have many friends except Vortex. He hatched a plan to get you two to become friends by inviting you over for a sleepover. You were happy that Blitz wanted to help, but you still felt this was overdoing it.
🐺Entering inside Blitz home, you scanned the walls, observing the pinned up photos and decor. You spotted Loona, who was sitting on the couch, who leaned her head back to look at you before putting it back up. Blitz had appeared from the bathroom, and noticed you at the door. "AH, you made it! C'mon, sit right here next to Loony!" Blitz had dragged you by the hand to the couch and made you sit down. "There we go, now the both of you are gonna have a fun bonding sleepover party. I'm gonna go out and hang out with Fizz, so both of you have fun!" Blitz said with excitement as he literally ran to the door yelling out a "BYE LOONY TOONY! LOVE YOU!" before slamming it.
🐺Now it was only two, alone in the living room. You had no idea what to do, so you just moved your eyes around the room, taking in everything. You smiled at some of the photos of Loona and Blitz, especially the adoption photo. Your eyes then move to look at Loona. She was wearing dark purple shirt that said "Fuck You Dad" and black lounge shorts with skulls on them. Loona lifted her head a bit from her phone, and noticed your eyes staring at her. "What?!" She growled out a response. Shaking your head, you stopped staring and quickly apologized. "Oh nothing, just...I like your pajamas. They're cool." Loona blinked at your response, having seemed to calm down. She gazed at her shirt, then back at you, "Um..thanks".
🐺You smiled back at her, and looked away. No one said a word after that, leaving the room in silence. "Have you heard of them before?" was spoken next to you, causing you to jump. Looking back at Loona, you tilted your head, "Um..who?" Loona pointed to her shirt, "Fuck You Dad. They are a band." "Oh no I haven't. Are they good?" Loona smiled a bit and moved to the side to grab a pair of headphones, while handing one to you.
🐺The both of you listened to the music, bopping your heads to the beat. The atmosphere slowly began to improve between the both of you, as after that you both chatted about other music genres and cool books to check out. The both of you decided to watch a movie, as you went into the kitchen to make some popcorn, while Loona put on a thriller movie to watch. After the movie, you had realize it had gotten late, and decided it was time to head for bed. You decided to sleep on the couch, as you didn't want to make the new relationship with Loona weird again if you slept in the same room. Loona bid you a goodnight and close the door to the room, as you got comfortable on the couch.
🐺You were awakened by the loud growling sounds coming from somewhere. You got up groggily and headed to where the sounds were coming from. They were coming from Loonas room, so you decided to open the door to see if she was okay. Upon entering her room, you saw her laying on her bed, hugging herself as she continued to whimper and growl. "Loona?" you walked closer to where she was, and sat on the bed, reaching out a hand to touch her. She had woken up at that, and shot up from her position on the bed, growling while baring her teeth at you. Her eyes were full of fear, and she had small tears in the corners of them. You jumped a bit at her reaction, but stayed where you were. "Loona, its me." you spoke in a calm tone, to reassure Loona you meant know harm Extending your arms out, you slowly moved towards her, wrapping your arms around her to give her a comforting hug. Loona's slit eyes had widen, signifying that she was calming down. She soon realized you were hugging her, and raised an eyebrow at you, "What are you doing?"
🐺You slowly released her from the hug and moved back a bit, to glance up at her. "I was trying to comfort you. You seemed to have had a bad nightmare." Loona said nothing, and just leaned back, crossing her arms. "It was nothing. Don't worry about it." Heaving a sigh, you uttered an okay and got up from the bed. You were stopped when you felt a hand grab yours, stopping you in your tracks. Turning your head back, you looked a Loona, who was wearing a bit of a shy expression. "Can...uh...can you lay with me for the night?" Widening your eyes at that, you gave her a soft smile back, and slowly moved towards the bed. You laid on the opposite side of where she was staying, and turned your back towards her. You felt her settle behind you, heaving out a long sigh. The room became quiet again, making you believe she had fallen back asleep, but you felt a pair of arms wrapped around you from behind. Her large tail had moved under the sheets to lay on top of you, it was amazingly soft. "Thanks." was what you heard from behind you. You smiled and moved one of your hands to pet her tail before closing your eyes, falling into a deep sleep.
Stolas🦉
🦉You were the one of the maids/butlers that resided in the Goetia Family mansion. You were newly employed by the family, so there were many things that you had to learn from the other imps, but the job was fairly easy.
🦉The inhabitants of the mansion was the Prince of the Goetia Family, Prince Stolas, and his wife and daughter, Stella and Octavia. Fear had filled you when you first saw Stolas in front of you, when you asked for a job. He was extremely handsome, and quite tall as well. His appearance was very stoic and graceful, yet it still made you feel sheepish when he gazed at you with a cold expression. He may have appeared very distant, but there was more to him that met the eye, as he hired you immediately and offered you adequate pay for your services and your own room in the mansion.
🦉He was a prince, but there were other things about him that you soon discovered during your time at the mansion. He was such a nerd, his love for exotic plants and astrology always made you smile, as you saw how at peace and happy he was when he was indulging in his hobbies. His love for his daughter was extremely sweet, always looking out for her and making sure she was safe and happy.
🦉It soon became clear that he was having an affair with someone else, given how often you caught him giggling about said person on the phone. He often referred to him as "Blitzy" and you happened to see said person or imp, when they were climbing up the balcony to Stolas chambers. You happened to hear the both of them going at it one night when Stella and her daughter were away. Let's just say that whatever was going on in there was best left unseen, but you noticed how much carefree and joyful Stolas was after, so you thought to best leave it alone.
🦉Stolas was called away very late at night for some unknown activity. Whatever he was, he was very excited and dressed to nines. He was gone for quite a while, so you decided it be best to head to bed. Your dreams were disrupted by the sounds of Stella yelling, my satan, she was such an annoying dreadful women. Getting up from your bed, you made your way over to where the sounds were coming from, and headed to one of the balcony's. Hiding away, your eyes spotted Stolas and Stella standing in front of each other. Your ears were able to pick up Stolas saying "𝒲𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝒾𝓋𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑒!" Oh my satan! He was finally asking for a divorce!
🦉The rage in Stella's voice was apparent as you heard her insult Stolas one last time, before turning away from him. You hid yourself even more, so she wouldn't be able to spot you. Once the coast was clear, you walked out and made your way over to the balcony to where Stolas still remained. His back was turned towards you, and he was leaning against the railing of the balcony, hands clutching at the feathers at the top of his head. The aching in your heart grew at his sad display. He was suffering so much.
🦉"Your highness?" Stolas jolted from his position, standing up from his regular height, and turning his head all the way back to look at you. "𝒪-𝑜𝒽 𝒴𝒩! 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓊𝓅?" His eyes were dripping with tears, smearing his lower eyelids with black mascara. "I happened to hear you and Stella arguing." Stolas heaved a sigh, and pointed his head down in shame. "𝑀𝓎 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝓅𝑜𝓁𝑜𝑔𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃𝓉 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒷 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓁𝓊𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇" He was in front of you right now, crying, and he was apologizing to you? No no, he had no reason to apologize.
🦉"May you do something for me your highness?" you asked while walking closer to him. Stolas lifted his head and said "𝒴𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓉?" "Can you sit on the ground for me?" Stolas tilted his head at you, confused, but he proceeded to do as you ask. Now that he was level with you, you moved closer to wear he sat, throwing your arms around him in a comforting hug. "𝒪𝒽 𝑀𝓎!" Stolas let out a surprised hoot, raising his arms in shock at your actions. Squeezing a bit tighter, you continued to hug him. "I apologize for doing this, but you looked in need of a hug." Stolas grew less tense and placed his hands on your shoulders, pushing you back a bit. "𝐼'𝓂 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹-" Stolas stopped when he saw the look on your face, basically telling him you were NOT buying what he was saying.
🦉"Its obvious to me you are not alright. You had just broken off the marriage with your horrid wife and you are staying up here, crying your heart out. What you need right now is a hug and some comfort. I understand if you are not comfortable with it and you can push me away." It all happened so quick, Stolas had wrapped his hands around you, pulling you back into a tight hug. He had lowered his head enough to where it was pushed against your chest. Sounds of sobbing could be heard and you felt your shirt becoming slightly dampen from his tears. You cradled his head against you, rubbing the back of his head feathers gently. The both of you remained in the position, with you holding Stolas as he continued to let all of his emotions out.
🦉His sobs soon came to an end, and he removed his head from your chest, but he kept his arms wrapped around your back. His crimson eyes glanced down at you and he was wearing a soft smile. "𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝒴𝒩." Smiling, you moved your hand to wipe the last of the tears on his face. "You are welcome, your highness." "𝒪𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓎. 𝒫𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒, 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝑒 𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓈." Your eyes widen a bit a that, before they returned to normal. "Okay." Stolas smiled even more and leaned his forehead against yours, thank you again.
🦉"It might be a bit late to ask this, but would you like some ice cream?" Stolas face stilled for a bit, before he broke into a hooting laugh. "𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽."
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Can we please get Loona General Relationship Headcanons please? Thanks for your time!

I am so unbelievably sorry this is so late.😭😭😭 I was going through some mental shit, it was difficult, but I'm getting back on track.
-She is very rusty on how a relationship works. She hasn't had a very healthy relationship with most people in her life, even though Blitzø tries his best to be a good father.
-She steps into it very nervously. She is super cautious on everything she does.
-She is clearly doing her best, even at moments of outrage, she'll come and apologize a few hours later.
-She texts about every week if she can't be near you. Mostly little things like, "How r u? Miss u❤️"
-While she absolutely loves going out to eat or shopping as dates, her favorite are watching movies, all cuddled up in a blanket with popcorn on the table. (Blitzø totally isn't taking a billion pictures behind her back.)
-Head nuzzles are a must. Both her hands on the side of your face with your foreheads pressed against one another. She would whisper words of love and adoration.
-She is totally fine with sharing things like clothes or makeup with you, as long as you give it back.
-Half of the photos in her phone are of you or the two of you. She often looks at them before she goes to sleep or after a phone call. (She would kill before she would admit this.)
-Is honestly very chill about all of this on the outside, but can internally be very panicked. She doesn't want to break up over a mistake or misunderstanding, even though this is a normal fear, she's experienced it far too much in her life.
-She says that she doesn't talk about you too much, but she'll talk about you to anyone who wants to listen.
-The downside might be Blitzø. She will be very careful about how the two of you meet. She would take weeks just to convince Blitzø to not make himself look like an idiot infront of you.
-He doesn't have an issue with you, but meeting him would start off with a handshake and him saying, "Hi there! Name's Blitzø, the 'o' is silent." Before pulling you closer for a 'private conversation' going something like, "If you ever break her heart, no one will be finding your body." Before he goes back to being more cheerful.
-I wouldn't say she's jealous, but she is definitely protective of you. Seeing someone flirt with you makes her angry but also a little insecure sometimes. She thinks that maybe you'll find someone better.
-She usually just drops very non casual hints that you're with her, while she stares at the person hitting on you.
-While she might want to punch someone's lights out for they way they talk about you, she won't get physical until they do. Then I don't think anyone could really tear her off them.
-Her tail sometimes wraps around you unconsciously. Mostly around the legs or rarely hip.
-She doesn't kiss all the time, but likes to do at as a form of greeting or goodbye. As I said earlier, it's head nuzzles that she loves the most.
-She's more carefree around you. It's like a breath of fresh air to be with someone that really loves her, besides Blitzø.
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Just read that vigilante request, can we please get that character somehow running into I.M.P. (maybe even helping them against Striker or Crimson?) , and also maybe a bit of a romance with Loona? You've got full creative liberty here on how that happens tho
vigilante!reader is back!! 😭😭💖
𝐈.𝐌.𝐏 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐕𝐢𝐠𝐢��𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫




𐐒 ft : vigilante!reader, blitzø, millie, moxxie, loona 𐐒 cw : swearing, fluff, crushes, mentions of killing 𐐒 summary : odd circumstances lead hell's newly found 'hero' to I.M.P 𐐒 note : i loveee this, lets make a series lol

Blitzø hired you to help out his company, offering you "the fucking glory" of going back to Earth and help him and his crew do some good by killing some "bad fucking people"
It honestly surprised you that the little imp was cunning enough to track you down one night and offer you something so- casual
Even though you insist you and I.M.P are "mutual partners" Blitzø brags to everyone that you're on his payroll and work for him. It brings him a ton of business so he advertises it WIDELY
Like whenever clients come in looking to hire the company, Blitzø likes to try and wrap an arm around your shoulders and flaunt you off smugly before you twist his wrist backwards, successfully taking his arm off you
Moxxie is obviously skeptical, always questioning you, your morals, why your doing this, etc.
It gets old, and you have to just start shoving the imp away from you (literally keeping him at arms length)
Moxxie likes to try and brag to you about not letting your 'status' in hell affect him.
And honestly Millie likes having another badass on the team. She's the perfect co-worker. Respectful, bubbly, and fucking scary when she needs to be. She isn't intimidated by you so there don't seem to be barriers when she speaks to you.
She's terrifying, so you respect her for it. And she respects you back for carrying your weight in the company.
Millie would one day like to spar with you to prove who is the strongest.
And Loona. . .
You clean your guns during meetings and job run-downs Blitzø goes over, wiping down your pistol and inspecting it closely. Listening to the plan, imagining yourself providing the crew covering fire from a nearby roof.
Then you feel her staring and catch her eyes, quirking an eyebrow at her.
The poor hellhound blushes from being caught and tries to look away. Always trying to fix her hair and checking her makeup in the mirror whenever you look her way.
You can definitely tell she's intimidated and nervous around you. And she always jumps at the chance to give you your paychecks and info from her dad.
Her and Blitzø are the only ones who know/have your contact for that reason.
Blitzø hates it. Trying to interfere and keep Loon-y off you, coming between the two of you whenever he can.
In truth Blitzø loves Loona and wants you as his badass friend he can show off. . . but his dad instincts always come first so "Don't get any fucking ideas Deadpool"
Despite a little skepticism at first, I.M.P and its employee's grow to trust you and your 'holy' endeavor to make the world a little better by ridding it of sinners.
They still all try to get to know you and get under your skin at times, despite your insistence on staying a complete mystery to them.
#headcannons#imagines#headcanon#reader insert#helluva boss#helluva boss blitzo#helluva boss millie#helluva boss moxxie#helluva boss loona#loona x reader#vigilante!reader#helluva boss x vigilante!reader#x reader#x you#x y/n#fluff#imagine#hcs#reactions
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DATING
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Verosika, Loona and Beelzebub (x sinner reader)
VEROSIKA

• Although it may seem at times that she is only interested in sex, this is not the case. In fact, she is very affectionate, loving and supportive.
• It is best known when you two have a moment just for yourselves. She seems more relaxed and herself.
• She has very dexterous hands... Knows how to scratch and massage your head very well, she likes to do it for you. Really enjoys watching you melt into her touch.
• Since you've been dating, Vortex is also your bodyguard. At Verosika's events, you're safe from the paparazzi with Vortex somewhere backstage. However, if you want to be in the front row at the concert, Verosika will be happy to arrange it.
• In addition to psysical touch, her love language is also quality time. Except that, she likes to buy you gifts (expensive ones ofc).
• Will tattoo your name somewhere (I think on her chest, close to her heart).
• She loves doing your makeup, preferably when it matches hers.
• Skin routine with you in the morning and in the evening>>
• She will sing you good night in her gentle voice, or whenever you wish. :>
LOONA

• It takes a while for her to open up to you, but once she does, she never closes.
• Her wolf side sometimes comes out when she is comfortable with you. He snuggles up to your neck and inhales your sweet scent.
• When she wants something, she uses her puppy eyes. You can't resist.
• Sometimes you just sit there and there's no need to talk. You both enjoy each other's presence.
• Blitz is completely supportive of your relationship with Loona, though he is careful for you not to harm her. Just to be sure. However, you still belong to the family.
• Loona will probably protest if you try to touch her ears or tail. After a while, however, she relents and lets you do your thing. Enjoy her fluffyness.
• She doesn't mind PDA, but sometimes she blushes... or waggs her tail.
• Her Instagram is full of the two of you together, she loves showing you off to the world.
BEELZEBUB

• She is wild. Loves to organize different parties and you can't miss them.
• Your relationship is public. But you also have private moments where Bee is a little calmer.
• If you are not that talkative, she speaks for both of you.
• She can't cook, but she uses her magic to make various sweet treats, such as catton candy, cakes, pies, and sweet drinks.
• For some reason, she really likes to lick you. She doesn't know why, she just likes it.
• Her cuddles are absolutely the best, cuz she has four hands! She touches you absolutely everywhere, every inch, every part of your body. She also engages her honey tail.
• She takes you on various flights around the city. Takes you in her arms and flies with you wherever you want.
Thank you for reading, sweetheart
♡♡♡
#fluff#headcannons#x reader#x y/n#helluva boss#verosika#verosika mayday#hazbin hotel#loona#beelzebub#helluva boss beelzebub#helluva boss loona#helluva boss verosika#dating
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Random Headcannons go BRRRRRRRR - The Cast's Queer Identities
(AKA Gender, Sexuality, and Tertiary Attraction Identities)
Blitz-
Gender Identity- Genderfuck (Assigned Male at Birth) Pronouns- He/Him and It/Its (But okay with any) --- Sexual Orientation- Pansexual Romantic Orientation- Demiromantic (Panromantic) Tertiary Attraction- Alloplatonic Allofamilial (Hyperfamilial)
Loona-
Gender Identity- DemiGirl (Intersex) Pronouns- She/Her, Xe/Xer, They/Them --- Sexual Orientation- Bisexual Romantic Orientation- Biromantic Tertiary Attraction- Alloplatonic Afamspec (She does experience familial attraction, but she is not Allofamilial either)
Moxxie-
Gender Identity- Male (Assigned Female at Birth) Pronouns- He/Him --- Sexual Orientation- Bisexual Romantic Orientation- Biromantic Tertiary Attraction- Alloplatonic Allofamilial
Millie-
Gender Identity- Female (Assigned Female at Birth) Pronouns- She/Her --- Sexual Orientation- Asexual (Sex-Indifferent) Romantic Orientation- Demiromantic (Heteroromantic) Tertiary Attraction- Alloplatonic Allofamilial (Hyperfamilial)
Stolas-
Gender Identity- Male (Assigned Male at Birth) Pronouns- He/Him --- Sexual Orientation- Homosexual Romantic Orientation- Homoromantic Tertiary Attraction- Caedplatonic Allofamilial
Octavia-
Gender Identity- Female (Assigned Female at Birth) Pronouns- She/Her (But okay with any) --- Sexual Orientation- Asexual (Sex-Averse / Sex-Repulsed) Romantic Orientation- Cupioromantic (Sapphic) Tertiary Attraction- Alloplatonic Allofamilial
Sheesh this was long lol xD
#helluva boss#blitzø#moxxie#helluva boss millie#loona#stolas#octavia#lgbt headcanons#lgbtqia#lgbtq#lgbt pride#queer#headcannons#headcanons#my headcanons#head canon#random headcanons#random headcannons go brrr#long post
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Loona headcannon
I feel like she has trauma induced insomnia. Like, no matter what she says, if Blitz isn't home at night. She can't sleep and even if he is home she still struggles to, but him being there just makes it a bit easier
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Helluva Boss Season 2 Trailer Theory!!! SPOILERS (Kinda)
Ok so I just watched the new trailer, so naturally I’m fucking REELING with excitement rn.
And I already got a couple theories.
It seems that in the “Ghost Fuckers” episode, Blitz and Millie disguise themselves as human (not really) paranormal investigators to catch a “ghost” at some motel. It’s already pretty clear though that the “owner” of the hotel is actually some demon from the envy ring:
While I’m not sure, I think this may be Levaithan. Now, why would he have a motel in the human world?? And why go after the IMP gang? No fuckin clue, but he’s powerful enough to possess other demons, like Blitz here (see how he emerges from the water?):
These two would NEVER just turn on each other otherwise.
Soo is this an overlord? Can other overlords possess other demons and/or sinners?
Or is he an envy demon with this ability? Can they all do that??
Here’s my other theory:
Maybe Stolas tells Blitz they “need to talk.” This kinda freaks Blitz out, so he goes to Fizz for advice. Who better to talk to about an imp dating a powerful overlord than a fellow imp dating an overlord, right? I imagine Fizz gives some very emotionally mature and sensible advice.
But of course, Blitz ignores it. Instead he wants a way to “see what Stolas REALLY thinks about him”. Fizz lets it slip that he knows a spell/ potion of Ozzy’s that provides a way to enter someone’s consciousness (yes I’m talking like how the mystery twins entered Grunkle Stan’s mind, or when BumbleBee entered Megatron’s).
Fizz is against it at first, but feels obligated to help Blitz because of everything he’s done for him (saving him from Striker and Crimson, protecting him at Mammon’s Clown Pageant). So, he wants to return the favor by helping his friend get closure.
And so they enter this house-of-memory realm together. There they find the owl and the imp’s memories :
They find their fears too:
And maybe I’m reading too much into it but perhaps there’s some correlation between this and the envy “ghost” demon??
See??? Am I onto something kinda??? Hmmm???
It’s just crazy enough to possible lol
Anyways, I haven’t stopped thinking about the trailer since it dropped. It’s got my gears turning fr. So yeah, thanks for indulging in my very normal and sensible theories for this show <333
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@th3-silli3st-silly
lobs a bit hard of hearing Loona headcannon at you and runs
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Helluva Boss Headcannons!!
Blitzø: Sex-positive asexual panromatic and has ADHD
Moxxie: Transmasc bisexual and has autism
Millie: Transfem bisexual
Loona: Transfem heterosexual biromatic and has social anxiety
Stolas: Gay and autistic
Octavia: Aroace lesbian and autistic
Fizz: Bisexual with male preference
Ozzie: Pansexual demiromatic
Striker: Aegosexual heteromatic
Chaz: Pansexual
#queer headcanons#fizzaroli helluva boss#helluva moxxie#helluva boss#helluva boss blitzo#helluva loona#helluva blitzo#neurodivergent headcanon#headcanon#headcannons
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Can we please get Loona with a touch starved and cuddly reader? Thank you for your time!
Yes you may and you are very welcome!
Loona x touch starved Reader
★ She hates how much she likes it when you hug her. She can be very sweet when she wants to be and she has a soft spot for you. If you fall asleep in her lap she will growl at anyone who tries to wake you up or makes to much noise.
★ Honestly it seems like she would be fairly touch starved herself, considering her past and all that. Shure Blitzø is more than happy to hug her but he comes off as annoying when compared to you.
★ Do you ever think about how hard it would be to brush all her fur hair? It looks like a lot of work to maintain and she probably spends a small fortune on conditioner. Brushing it out with her is a great way to spend a quiet afternoon.
#loona#helluva loona#loona headcannon#loona x reader#helluva boss#helluva boss x Reader#helluva boss headcanon#helluva boss imagine#helluva boss x reader
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New Story Poll
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Could we get more Satan or Vassago Headcannons please?
ofc anon! I’ve never written for Vassago before, so I hope this is ok! I also included Blitzø and Stolas bc I love them. <3
HB MEN IN RELATIONSHIPS
Featuring >>> Blitzø, Satan, Stolas, & Vassago (separately) in a relationship with the reader.



Satan
As we’ve seen in mastermind, this man has EXTREME anger issues. And while I doubt he would take it out on his S/O, that doesn’t mean he won’t take it out on the people looking at said S/O longingly. That’s right, this man is possessive. That guy over there who’s looking at you? What guy? He just threw him into the abyss.
Drinks energy drinks and eats a ton of protein. What’s for breakfast? A protein shake. Lunch? Greek Yogurt. Dinner? Chicken breasts. All extremely high protein.
Not good at comfort, but will let you cry on his shoulder…and then slip away to go murder whoever made you cry. Not on his watch.
Vassago
SPANISH BABY! Will sweet talk/call you pet names in Spanish. Corazón, Mi vida, Preciosa, Tesoro—you’ve heard them all in one way or another. It doesn’t matter if you actually speak Spanish or not—Vassago will teach you!
The two of you have extreme discussions (and gossiping sessions) about both the other Goetic demons and their beliefs. There is no way the night of Blitzø’s court trial Vassago didn’t come home and gossip with you about Andrealphus.
I headcannon Vassago and Stolas are friends or acquaintances in some way or another, so at some point the two of you will meet. You are eventually introduced to Via…and let’s just say you love her! (Platonically.)
Blitzø
Oh man. After years of being friends and earning his trust, you are now in the dating stage. Congrats. Blitzø has closed himself off from almost everyone, so him finally letting someone in is shocking to everyone around him—especially Loona.
You have to take baby steps. Although this imp loves you to the moon and back, he hasn’t been in a committed relationship (not counting Stolas bc they are purely transactional) since Verosika, which ended horribly—because of him.
On the topic of Stolas, I’m not sure if they would stop their transactions. Blitzø needs that book, and depending on Stolas’ mood on loosing the love of his life (his non-requited love is so tragic), he could either give Blitzø the Asmodean crystal like he does in the show and let him be free, or he could be a total asshole about it. Blitzø would feel terrible about it either way. Poor baby.
Stolas
Our beloved owl. Before you two even get together, there is a LOT of yearning from him. He will dramatically stare out of windows thinking of your guys’ future.
Once the two of you get together, he will immediately introduce you to his daughter. And although he worries that the two of you will dislike eachother, you love eachother! The two of you actually get really close and Via eventually accepts you as a new mother of sorts, since I doubt Stella was good to her.
Stolas will find a way to bring you up in any and every conversation. ‘Oh! My beloved partner can do this and that!’ He is completely head over heels in love with his S/O. You’d better not break his precious heart.
#helluva boss x you#helluva boss x reader#helluva boss x y/n#helluva boss fanfiction#helluva boss satan#helluva boss#blitzo x reader#helluva blitzo#blitzo#helluva stolas#stolas x reader#Stolas x you#satan x you#satan x reader
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Can you please do Loona x Male Vampire Sinner Reader? Thanks for your time!
no problemo anon! my first loona request eeeee!
𝐈 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐨 — 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐇𝐜𝐬




𐐒 includes : loona x male!reader, blitzø mentioned 𐐒 cw : fluff, mentions of biting/blood/cannibal town/death/killing, i swear as per usual 𐐒 summary : just little imagines with loona and her cool new boyfriend + vampire!reader doing vampire stuff 𐐒 note : i had creative freedom w this request and i RAN with it

Loona loves your teeth, like 'it makes you look hot'
Loona saying her teeth are bigger and smiling just to tease you
if you were comfortable, she'd one day, awkwardly ask you if she could see your fangs (they are so sharp it has her blushing)
you make her nervous/scared, in a very good way, like her hands never know what to do when she talks to you or where her eyes should be
is it disrespectful to be staring at your lips so intently?
if you catch her, she looks away really fast
as her boyfriend in general, her tail always starts swishing back and forth when you're around (especially if you were in the dating stage of a relationship)
I think she'd like 'romantic bad boys', and when she thinks of a vampire she is obviously adoring you from head to toe (talk about gothic fantasies coming true!)
isn't fazed by blood (i mean her dad's a paid murderer. . . she's a paid murderer. . .) but don't try to hug her of kiss her with that stuff on you
but god would she think you'd look so fucking sexy with that shit!
is afraid to introduce you to her dad, Blitzø, so she just doesn't. . . she can wait and keep things casual before you're introduced
texts you all night like a love-sick puppy
and it feels easier for her to text you how she feels in the moment (although she is an honest person)
im loving this hell-hound/vampire dynamic btw guys (fic???)
you remember the spring-break trap her and I.M.P did on spring break? she'd do that for you too if you needed a little drink
plus, i think she'd find it attractive if you killed someone for her, and to think you'd be jealous someone else wanted her too afterward
an extremely loyal person/girlfriend
you literally make her heart melt, and god if it doesn't get on her nerves
(as we've seen) loona's very socially awkward at first, especially if she really likes you
romantically speaking, you'd have to make the first move or she'd stumble into it herself
likes your style (if we assume vampire!reader is typical vampire)
Loona's literally a love-struck girl, like just gleaming at you with soft eyes all the time, you'll just catch her staring at you with the most innocent smile in all of hell
'love-bombs' pretty much overload her brain
(vampire!reader can turn into a bat) she'd find it really cute, especially if you stayed still so that she could get a good look at you
(sleeping upside down also has her heart doing little flips) and she takes a picture to have on her phone (you probably wouldn't know it even happened either)
date w/ loona in cannibal town
the sun wouldn't be an issue in hell, so she'd have the liberty to see you whenever she wants right?
#helluva boss#helluva boss x reader#imagines#headcanons#hcs#headcannons#male!reader#helluva loona#loona x male!reader#reader insert#loona x y/n#loona x you#vampire#vampire!reader#sinner#fluff#relationship#blitzo mentioned#fangs
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MASTERLIST
Smuts
Tzuyu's Question
Love Is Nothing- Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 (Cruel Femdom Wony)
Hyeju's Milk
Karina Solo Fic
Phone Sex With Heejin
Reactions/Headcannons/Scenarios
Taeyeon reaction to you being a mutant
Poly Chuu and Yena
Yandere Yves
Odd Eye Circle reacts- When their S/O is depressed
Tzuyu w/ a small s/o
What Red Velvet Love About You
Fighting Uphill (siyeon)
Heejin reaction- conquering your fear of heights
How my heart sings (Dami)
IZ*ONE when their S/O is a director
Fallen Angel, Risen Again (Sunmi)
The ones we love (Haseul)
Taeyeon reaction to you being an athlete
LOONA yyxy reaction to you getting snapped
Twice reaction to you getting sick
gf hyunjin
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I wanna talk about the pride artwork for HB, because like a lot of other people I have some thoughts.

Firstly, positives:
It overall looks pretty good imo. The colours are bright and the picture has nice energy. I don't mind the HB/HH artstyle in general, it's mostly the designs that are the problem (the designs in HB are better than in HH). It is very cluttered, but I sorta learned to deal with that and I don't mind as much here.
Millie being there for Moxxie is cute and she looks amazing.
The outfits for some of the characters look good.
Sallie May being a Lesbian is nice (idk why, it just is).
Verosika looks great and very pretty (as always).
I like the idea of Loona taking Octavia to her first Pride parade. I like the idea of them hanging out in general and I want to see more of that.
Beelzebub looks cute.
I like the face Barbie makes (idk either).
Now onto the things I don't like:
Some of these sexualities seem kinda like they were just made up on the spot. Loona being Bisexual is nice, but she literally only ever showed interest in guys and there was never anything that could lead us to assume that she's Bi. The same thing goes for Mammon or Andrealphus. For Andrealphus it seems like they just made him gay to excuse the weird comments he makes about his Sister and especially since a lot of people started using their weird relationship to imply that Stella has some problems as well and isn't just a heartless bitch. Now they can basically just say: "Andrealphus isn't weird towards Stella, he is literally gay, why would he harrass her". I don't mind as much with characters like Bee or Barbie, because they only showed up once and it would've been pretty difficult to confirm their sexualities.
A lot of people mentioned Mammon being Ace just seems like an excuse to not put him in sexual merchandise or something. He is the only fat character in HB (who is actually relevant) and he is one of the two ace characters. It feels sorta disingenuous when the only two ace characters are a teen and the single fat character you have. Especially since, if I remember correctly there were a lot of people (including me) who found Mammon attractive and were looking forward to more sex-positivity for plus sized folks, especially when in Vivzepops shows theres only him and Mimzy (Adam as well maybe).
Why do a lot of the pansexual demons in this show feel stereotypical. Bee and Asmodeus are fine, the background demons as well I guess. Blitzø is super horny all the time and could fill a whole party just with people he slept with. Verosika and her followers are succubi who we saw sexually assault Moxxie. Barbie Wire manipulated a teenage/barely legal human to do what she wants by using her body. And Chaz is a literal and very open sexual harrasser/abuser. The only joke he has are making unwanted sexual remarks toward Moxxie and being horny. He has a sign that says: "I will fuck anything", which isn't what pansexuality is and the wording makes it really weird ("anything" not "anybody"). And he looks at Andrealphus weirdly. Him and Blitzø are also naked for no reason.
I would've loved to see some nonbinary/genderfluid/genderqueer characters. We don't have one confirmed genderqueer character. How about nonbinary Octavia or Vasago. Or genderfluid Moxxie. Or bigender Barbie or something. I just wished we had anything like that. Also a personal headcannon of mine, but Asmodeus should probably be Polyamorous. He is the incarnation of Lust and with how they wrote him in the show it's kinda hard to believe/doesn't make sense that he is in a monogamous relationship.
Where are Mayberry and Martha? They were confirmed to be sapphic and so far they're the only sapphic characters in an actually sapphic relationship we see in HB. Why does Wally get to be there but they aren't? Why is Vasago there instead of them, when he hasn't even showed up in an episode yet? Why is Vasago there in general? It's not like i'm gonna be happy with him being confirmed to be gay because there is nothing we know about him yet.
Why is Tex not there? Did they just forget him? He might be straight but he could still be there to support his girlfriend and isn't he literally Verosikas bodyguard. He was at the weird Blitzø hate party with her, but not here?
Isn't Chaz dead?
Why would Asmodeus and Fizz go to the same parade as Mammon, when the only episode with Mammon so far has dealt with how much he hurts Fizz.
You might say: "This isn't supposed to make sense, it's just a more interesting way to confirm characters' sexuality for pride month, so it doesn't have to make canon/logical sense". Which I would agree with, if they didn't excuse Stella and Striker (two pretty important characters) not being there by saying something along the lines of: "Do you really think they would attend a pride parade?". Maybe not, but I also don't think Chaz would attend a parade, being dead and all. I also don't think that Barbie would go out of her way to go to hell, just to attend a pride parade, especially since her brother is there too. I also don't think Andrealphus would go out of his way to go to a parade filled with imps and people he doesn't like. I also don't think Mammon would be there because it's nothing that brings him money or something. Stella might be straight and that's the reason she isn't here. But her brother (who she seemingly likes and confines in) is there and she could go to support him and her being straight isn't even confirmed, so she could very well be queer. And isn't Striker queer as well? Im sorta confused with that, because they try to make him a bigot (probably also homophobic), but the scene he has with Blitzø in "Harvest moon festival" seems very queer. His offense at sexual remarks could also imply that he is a very sex-repulsed asexual or Demisexual or something. Unless of course they want to use the fact that he doesn't like sexual remark from men as a way to make him seem homophobic (even though him reacting bad to unwanted sexual remarks doesn't mean he's bigoted, like that's well within his rights to be uncomfortable). It's not as if Viv shows restraint with making villians/antagonists queer in general. Mammon, Chaz, Andrealphus are all antagonists in HB and are also there. In HH they literally went out of their way to confirm Vox being in a relationship with Valentino, a rapist. It seems like being Straight/Bigoted/too much of an asshole to show up only applies to the characters who actively dislike Stolas and to the only main female antagonist.
#vivzepop critical#helluva boss critical#helluva boss critique#helluva boss criticism#hazbin hotel critical
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