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spiderdotexe · 1 year ago
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i like crossovers
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rollthewhatever · 5 months ago
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sorry
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justanotherperson1 · 2 years ago
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My most recent chapt of my fic went up a couple weeks ago and @themaskismyface commented an idea that induced this bought of ‘no thoughts only draw’ lol.
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…I can imagine him (Megatron) struggling to understand all the online recipes and simply just kidnap Gordon Ramsay, either to teach him how to cook or to be a temporary chef in the Nemesis.
Ramsay's gonna be terrified for the first few hours but I imagine they'll end up in a screaming match over what and what not to put in your food…
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anothergameofwickedgrace · 1 year ago
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Dietary Habits
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mattbegins · 8 months ago
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BRING HIM BACK TO US!!!
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mitamicah · 3 months ago
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Something something twinning something something close to valentines
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Barry how could you
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scarameownya · 18 days ago
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dcartcorner · 2 years ago
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bigfoot hunting pit stop (martin's holding the camera)
art from today's stream
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f1archives · 10 months ago
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where-is-tosh · 2 years ago
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very normally thinking his good thoughts
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leafy-yezi · 2 years ago
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脑子被女机SG柱霸占
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wormbraind · 2 years ago
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this was supposed to be a joke why is this actually good by my standards this was supposed to be a joke. why did i design a maid outfit for antares why
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lilithschosen · 1 month ago
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my liege, this I, Public-sex-but-they-get-caught lover. I have returned with another idea that came to me in a dream. unprofessional cop Agatha leaving a suspect in the car to bend her partner Agent Vidal over the hood... do you see the vision .... oh wow handcuffs
i don't have any Normal Answer for how i went with this? because it hit me suddenly i should add this to the possessive/jealous series since Rio and Agatha have shit goin on. but like.. what if... Alice.... enjoys it?
walk with me here
Somehow the force was short-staffed and they asked if Agatha would pick up a shift after promising time and a half. She nearly said no, too. But Rio promised she'd tag along, solely due to how little even goes on in Westview. 
For the most part, it was a slow night. The two sat at a busy intersection for the majority of the shift before driving off. They talk here and there, but otherwise are listening to the radio.
Once the walkie-talkie pinned to her shoulder chirped with her squad car's information, her head thuds back against the driver's seat. Rio chuckles under her breath, flipping the switch on the dashboard to turn the lights on. 
"You're cute with the uniform too," Rio flicks her tongue into her cheek, watching as Agatha lets out a dramatic, exhausted sigh. "Think we could keep it? Would love a bit of roleplay." 
Agatha picks her head up, groaning. "How are you so horny right now? I have to go play cop and arrest some fucking idiot." 
Rio laughs, buckling her seatbelt. She reaches across the center console to pat Agatha's thigh, hand lingering for a second before she takes it back. 
"Well, hope the idiot runs. You can just say they got away." 
Agatha starts the car, having been sat in the empty parking lot of the town grocery store. She doesn't turn the siren on, instead just leaving the flashing lights as she pulls out into the intersection. After the light turns green, she turns left, and continues driving as the walkie-talkie chirps again. 
Suspect was of an unknown age, in a full black ensemble was caught spray-painting a warehouse not too far from their position. They were stopped by the property owner and were being held for Agatha to scoop them up. The suspect was refusing to speak with the owner and had a mask on to hide their face. 
"Some punk ass defacing property," Agatha grips the steering wheel as she turns again, foot pressing harder on the gas pedal as she speeds. "Waste of my fucking time." 
Rio grabs onto the handle on the ceiling of the car, heart fluttering as she feels the cop car vibrate. "In a hurry, officer?" 
Agatha's eyes dart from the road to Rio and she breathes a laugh. After a couple more minutes, she turns into the parking lot of the warehouse. She flashes her high beams on, illuminating the building as she slows and eventually stops. An older man approaches, hands on the masked individual as he drags them toward the cop car.
Agatha throws the car into park but doesn't kill the engine, keeping the lights on as she exits the vehicle. Rio exits as well, but stuffs her hands in her pockets to watch. 
"Thank god someone showed up," the older man shouts, shoving the masked person forward. "This miscreant was spray painting my property. Take them away!" 
Agatha clears her throat, grabbing on her belt as she moves closer to the two people. The handcuffs attached to her side jingle together with each step. 
"What were you doing?" Agatha asks, a tone deeper than anyone was expecting. Rio shivers at it, biting part of her lip. "Trespassing on top of tagging? Good bit of jail time in your future." 
She watches the person roll their eyes before tugging their hand from the old man's grip. They shove down their hood and lift up their mask. Rio laughs abruptly as she recognizes the person.
"Agatha, I never thought I'd see you out here." 
Alice Wu-Gulliver stands sheepish, head low as she winces from Rio's obnoxious laughter. Agatha groans, shutting her eyes as she wishes for a meteor to strike her where she stands. 
"Come the fuck on Alice. You're an adult!" 
The older man frowns, crossing his arms over his chest. "Are you going to take her in?" 
Agatha raises a hand to the man, silencing him. "Does Jen know?" 
"Yeah, she knows. I promised I wouldn't get caught though. It's for an art piece!" 
Agatha grabs Alice by her hand, reaching across her to grab the other as she yanks her forward. "I got her, sir. Please go back to whatever you were doing. I'll take her in." 
The man gives a grateful smile before waving at her. They all stand awkwardly for a beat before he turns around and heads back into his building.
Agatha leads Alice to the car, stopping her at the backseat. "I'm not arresting you, but you'll have to act like it. I'll just drop you off at your place. God, this paper work is going to suck."
Alice sighs, rubbing the back of her neck. "Yeah, sorry. Jen's going to be pissed, too."
Rio hums, trying to stop herself from laughing again. She makes eye contact with Alice and just wiggles her eyebrows with a smirk on her face. Alice breaks the gaze, looking down to the ground as Agatha quickly opens the door and shuffles her in. 
Agatha reaches for the driver's side door, ducking in to shut the lights off before she stands and rests her forehead against the top of the car. Rio leans forward, standing on her tippy-toes to reach across and brush Agatha's hair with her fingertips. 
"Don't." 
Rio's hand stops, "Don't what?" 
Agatha picks up her head, pointing a finger at Rio. "Don't start right now."
Rio scrunches her nose, crouching down to look at Alice in the backseat. She ducks her head with her hand raised, waving off Rio. As she stands back up, she shrugs to Agatha. 
"She doesn't know what you're talking about either." 
Agatha presses her lips into a line, circling the car to face Rio. She pats at her hip until her hand hits metal. Before Rio has a chance to react, her arms are behind her back and Agatha is slapping handcuffs on her. 
She gasps, Agatha leading her away from the passenger side door to the hood of the car. 
"You wanna play your dumb little game, Rio?" she bites, folding Rio over the hood and kicking her feet apart with her boot. "I'll fucking play." 
Rio moans, face pressing against the cold metal of the cruiser hood. Agatha presses in behind her, bulge in her pants giving Rio something to grind up on. She grabs at the handcuffs on Rio's wrists with one hand while the other undoes her belt. 
Alice picks her head up at the thudding sound on the car and blushes furiously at the sight in front of her. She couldn't look anywhere else, the same as the last two times this has happened. Rio's head was turned away with Agatha fully focused on removing her belt. 
"You're fucking kidding me," Alice mumbles under her breath, leaning back in the seat. "Not again, dude.”
Agatha shifts her hips, belt buckle swinging by her side as it slips from the belt loops and falls to the ground by her feet. Rio grinds back again at the sound, work slacks providing less friction for her clit than ever before. She whines, lifting her head up from the cruiser to look back at Agatha. 
"You wanna get fucked by an officer, baby?" 
Rio nods, "I'm sorry I was speeding, sir. I can't have a ticket, I've always been a good girl." 
Agatha snorts a laugh, the over-acting from Rio nearly breaking her fully. She rolls her eyes, dropping her wrists and pins her to the car from behind. Pressing her crotch into Rio's ass, she slithers her hand down the front of Rio's slacks, then running it back up and underneath them.  Her fingers meet wet heat, no underwear. 
"Good girl, huh?" Agatha questions, "Seems like you're nothing but a slut to me. Were you planning to get caught and ditched your panties in hopes you'd be left off with a warning?" 
She parts Rio's folds with her middle finger, swallowing her own groan from how soaked Rio was. The walkie-talkie on her shoulder chirps but she ignores it, stroking Rio's slit as the woman mewls underneath her.
"You have the right to remain silent," Agatha roughly shoves down Rio's slacks, exposing her bare skin to the night air. "Anything you say can and will be used against you." 
"Fuck, daddy."
Agatha palms her ass, grabbing a fistful of the flesh while her other hand teases Rio's entrance. She smacks her ass cheek, watching the impact ripple out before she soothes the stinging spot with her palm. Rio's hips lift from the squad car, pressing into the bulge again. She hisses at the sensation of Agatha's uniform against her sensitive cunt, desperately grinding again and again.
"Tell daddy what you want, hon," Agatha's thumb lifts at the hem of Rio's white button up blouse, hand roaming up under it to trace along her spine. "Use your words." 
Rio whines, her brain fogging over with her desire. She lifts her hips once more, but Agatha's wandering hand finds it's way back to her side and pins her back against the cruiser. The car bounces gently from the force, making Alice look up at the two of them again. 
"Need you," Rio cries out, her lower belly being held against cold metal only stoking the fire that grows between her thighs. "Need you so bad." 
Agatha pouts mockingly. "So needy, baby. Always so needy for me." 
She drops to her knees, both hands now spreading Rio apart. Seeing Rio's dripping pussy so perfectly on display, her swollen clit and glistening folds has her mouth watering. 
She swipes her tongue up from her clit to her core, tip of her tongue circling with a brief promise of slipping inside before she licks back down to her clit. She sucks it into her mouth, holding it carefully between her teeth. Rio's fingernails scrape against the paint of the hood, puffing through her teeth as she grinds her hips against Agatha's mouth. 
Alice tries to look away but can't. As if she were fully entranced in her friends fucking in front of her. She feels guilty initially, not needing to watch like a pervert. But when Rio lifts her head to turn it and drop it back down on the hood, their eyes connect. Alice catches the sparkle of amusement before Rio's eyes close and she cries out Agatha's name.
Heat rushes to Alice's core, fingers twitching as she slowly slips a hand underneath her baggy cargo pants and spreads her legs. It's wrong to feel this way, the intense arousal from the display in front of her. She knows it's wrong. However, her mind starts to wander. Remembering those nights years ago when she was the one under Agatha. Feeling her rough hands on her thighs, lips on her neck. 
Alice swallows down the guilt as her fingertips press into her throbbing clit, hips bucking into her hand.
Rio's gasps have Agatha working harder, tongue lathering against her clit. She sucks and licks and prods at the engorged bundle of nerves, smirking against Rio's slick as Rio clenches around nothing. She cums with a high-pitched yelp, muffling herself by biting the back of her hand. 
Agatha shifts her head back with the lower half of her face coated in Rio's arousal. She swipes at her bottom lip with her thumb, sucking the leftover juices from it, and reaches for her pants. 
"I'm not done with you yet, babygirl." 
Rio blinks lazily, the intense orgasm just from Agatha's mouth making her grumble in response. She feels Agatha's firm hand on her hip again and she groans. Agatha tugs the toy out from her pants, guiding it to Rio's cunt. She holds the tip against her entrance, watching how fast Rio tries to push against it, trying to take it inside of her greedy hole. 
"Beg for it." 
Alice bites her lip from moaning too loud, eyes rolling into the back of her head as her other hand slips underneath her hoodie to twist a nipple. Guilt long gone now, her wet heat coating her hand as she continues to grind against it. 
"Please," Rio whimpers, "I need it, daddy. Fuck me with your cock, need to feel you in me." 
The corners of Agatha's mouth turn up in a subtle smirk, eyes lifting from Rio's backside to Alice in the car. She catches the sight of what Alice was doing and she grips her silicone toy around the base. She blinks, train of thought stuttering for a second before she lifts the toy off of Rio's pussy and taps the underside against her core. 
Rio breathes out a moan, bringing her arms underneath her head as she rests against them. Agatha does it again, the slick sound of her arousal against the toy was too loud in public but neither of them cared. 
As she lifts the shaft from Rio's cunt again, she thrusts her hips in while pointing the tip against her entrance. It slips in easily and Rio bounces herself on it without second thought.
Agatha lets Rio take it all, as much as she wants. She watches the toy disappear inside of her until the harness is against her skin, fully sheathed inside of her. She feels the resistance of Rio's walls tightening around her silicone cock and pumps her hips out then back in again. 
"You like being fucked in a parking lot at night, Rio?" Agatha pants, "Bet you would've wanted me to fuck you regardless if Alice was the perp, huh?" 
Rio can't speak, tongue-tied from the rough pace Agatha was setting inside of her. She feels the tip of the toy driving into her cervix and she just rocks back into her girlfriend to take it all, as she always does. 
Agatha's hand grips the back of Rio's head, pulling it up off her arms by her hair as she fucks her. "Come on, hon. You were so snarky before, where'd the brat go?" 
Rio cries out in her wanton lust, teeth bared to the night sky as Agatha ruts into her. Still unable to speak with her sex-induced brain fog, she grumbles out moans that increase in pitch each time Agatha drills her strap into her. 
Agatha, however, keeps an eye on Alice in the backseat. Her head is back against the seat, eyes closed as she furiously rubs at her clit while palming her breast. Agatha's lip curls in a snarl as she manages to fuck Rio harder. The car rocks underneath them, bouncing Alice gently as well. 
"Only I get to fuck you," she growls, loud enough for Alice to hear. "Only I can get your cunt this wet, only I can be this deep inside of you." 
Alice gasps quietly as she kicks a leg up against the driver's seat, fingers shaking as she plunges them inside of herself. Rio chants Agatha's name rapidly, tears welling in her eyes as her orgasm unfolds. She pleads with her, the jumbled words sounding like marbles in her mouth, and Agatha responds by staying consistently on the rhythm she set. 
Lightning flashes behind Rio's eyelids, pinching them shut as she cums. Her slick dribbles out around the toy and coats Agatha’s waist. Agatha chokes out her own moan as she cums as well, an arm wrapping underneath Rio's hips as she twitches and snaps her hips up into her. 
Alice's eyes are wide, watching her friends unfold as she strokes her walls with two fingers, curling them up in the right way, sending her into an orgasm as well. She collapses back against the seat, gasping for breath, and splays her hand under her hoodie against her stomach. 
She stares up at the ceiling of the cruiser, panic rising yet again at what unfolded. She wipes herself off of her fingers, smearing her juices against the inside of her pants before stuffing both hands inside the front pocket of her hoodie. The car stinks of sex, she realizes. Her cheeks tinged pink as her clit throbs with the dull, post orgasm reminder of what she did. 
Agatha pulls the toy out of Rio with a wet pop and she tucks it back into her pants. Having soaked through her boxers herself and Rio soaking her pants, she was surprisingly confident. She coughs, clearing her throat as she adjusts herself and her outfit. 
Once Rio regains herself, she chuckles. The deep exhaustion from her antics catches up to her as she tries to deliriously push off of the hood of the car but forgets about the cuffs keeping her hands behind her back. Agatha grabs her, steadying Rio for a beat before she unlocks the cuffs and rubs at the reddened spots left behind on her skin. She kisses the side of Rio's face, mumbling an apology. 
"Hold still, baby." 
She gently and delicately tugs Rio's slacks back up around her waist, patting her on the ass once they're buttoned tight. She takes Rio's hand in hers, squeezing her fingers affectionately, and guides her to the passenger side of the cruiser before tucking her into it. She extends the seatbelt, which Rio grabs and buckles herself in. Before Agatha can pull away, Rio puckers her lips for one final kiss. 
Agatha rolls her eyes playfully, accepting the kiss with a quick peck. "Love you." 
Rio smiles, head resting back as Agatha shuts the door and hurries to the driver's side. She sits down, starting the car, and shutting the door. A hand reaches up to adjust the mirror, eyes honing in on Alice in the backseat.
"So," Agatha finally says, "Are we gonna talk about this like adults? Or are we gonna pretend this never happened.”
Alice hesitates, not wanting to answer. She licks her lips nervously before scooting to the edge of the seat. “I don't even know what happened, honestly. But I don't mind if you don't mind.” 
Rio rolls her head to the side, hand reaching across the center console to grip Agatha's thigh. Agatha layers her hand over Rio’s as she takes hold of the steering wheel with the other. 
“This'll be a long ride home, then.” 
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welcometothesewers · 2 years ago
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My two brain cells talking to each other at 1am.
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mothorcus · 7 months ago
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