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forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
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Headaches Are Not From God. Sayre, OK 73662
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even non gamers have been shocked to death by this beautiful eel
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mediapigs can be used to deliver news across the land. evilpigs will try to stop them
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Can we pretty please make bird girls be in style
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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast
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About a week into my transition I had this dream where I awoke naked in this enormous ocean of wheat. Fully transitioned, hips, tits, hair, the whole nine and then spent the entire dream being hunted by an enormous brown bear with six monster truck wheels instead of legs
I hate the transphobic monster truck bear
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i love being brutally attacked by animals whenever i try to eat their young offspring
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why did you just touch me with a 10ft pole
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the gentle stoic angel of infinite patience has disemboweled another hostage
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All living beings are reddit, really
Ideally the world should look like this
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They dont know im reciting inauspicious mantras for the detriment of all beings
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Yes! Finally the curse is broken! *reactivates it again immediately*
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