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shoot for the moon – even if you miss, you'll achieve a kind of malformed androgyny that invites weird comments from basically everyone you meet

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and on the pedestal, these words appear:

"My name is Ozymandias--hope you're enjoying my kickass sculpture of two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a shattered visage! I built it in this desert to prove an important point about Society

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the taoist deep state wants you to cultivate your qi which is why i am attempting to despoil and profane my physical and spiritual selves

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Sexually Transmissible Gluten

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come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

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im sitting in my scoobydoo chair

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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Girl Tintin

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? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us

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blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

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Looks around with huge watery eyes does anyone want to see what my insides look like

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⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ||ᒷᒷᒷᒷᒷᒷᒷᔑᔑᔑᔑᔑᔑᔑᔑᔑᔑ⍑⍑⍑⍑⍑!!!

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The 81 bus to Jefferson Park took so long that many of the people waiting at the bus stop started doing subsistence agriculture and crude pottery