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i didnt know that my all new fruit voltage ultra (electric plum) would be so shockingly fatal, our whole team of scientests are dead

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til the club smells like penguin surgery

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*snoring* snnzzz… worthy opponent… snnnzzz

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my dark dojo my dark rules

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the dogman stalks the prairie in the dark of night, searching for his next victim. survivors report being attacked with a flurry of devastating punches and kicks to the head, followed by their assailant running away across the open field until it is too far away to see clearly

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put yourpoisonous fangs away before i kick your fucking ass

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Have you ever seen a mole hill?

I've seen a mountain

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bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

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really im not that much of a pervert a sword is a pretty conventionally attractive weapon to fuck

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ocean.com/fish

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the centaur treasure was stolen by centaur thieves

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commenting hetslop under someones wedding photos

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I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

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beware the dangerpig

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it looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry guy