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got pulled into HR today because i "can't tell people of my hydra powers" and "hydra powers aren't a thing."

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happy stimming

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YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

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jesus was a fed for the roman empire

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they got hot guys in Seattle

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Yo check it out your horoscope says you're turning into a tree tomorrow

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abnormal physical desire: i just need to grab a pair of hips and fuck away

normal physical desire: i am a rabbit that needs to be poisoned

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one time i ate a berry once and smiled twice

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She took my ability to die in the divorce

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No I cant go to your house because your water is too small I will only drink big water or huge water

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studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday

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my strap talks to me like im harry du bois

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caught a cringelet in my pedipalps and immediately injected it with noob venom

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its cause you always slouching toward that damn bethlehem

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*Dismissively* You know what it’s like when you’re out so late that the pillars of the earth become visible.