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and you better believe I'm stirring occasionally

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if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

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*misses a focus blast*

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the other nudists spotted a tan line on me and tore me to pieces

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“The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes. Nature of emergency: DOG OF IMMENSE POWER”

— (via professorlizzard)

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i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

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a broompig helps you with sweep. a hurtpig helps you with attack. a rockpig helps you with rocks. a pigpig helps you with pigs. thanks for attending my class. that will be one million smallars (dollars that are so small you can't touch them or use them or do anything with them)

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and on top of that i have to worry about helly r all the time

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a scared particle just hit me but its so small that only 10 cells screamed

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i invented the incendiary grenade. and that's a foxgirl promise

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experts claim summer is, once again, icumen in

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problematic cup size gap

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i'm gonna do my thing if you wanna taste

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obsessed with the afab shirt