#Helluva boss Headcanons
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vikkirosko · 2 days ago
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Hello, I wanted to know how Asmodeus, Stolas, Sir Pentious and Fizz would court the person they like.
Headcanons Courtship
🐍Sir Pentious x Reader 🎩
Sir Perntios tried to appear confident, but when it came to you, all his confidence crumbled. His feelings for you were obvious to everyone except, it would seem, you, or you just hid the fact that you knew everything perfectly well so as not to embarrass him even more. But he didn't want to just sit around and hope for a miracle. He wanted to show you his feelings, but he couldn't do it so easily. To do this, he had to prepare a lot, and first of all, prepare mentally himself, so as not to end up in an awkward situation through his own fault
Even though he had been dead for a long time, he remained a gentleman, which meant he had to act gallantly. One of his first steps in trying to show you his feelings was flowers. Sir Pentious came to you with a beautiful bouquet of flowers, muttering in embarrassment. You smiled softly and asked if these flowers were for you. He could only nod, after which you took the bouquet and thanked him for such a nice gift. He hurried away, feeling agitated, and only when he was alone with himself did he give free rein to his emotions and joy. He was genuinely glad that you accepted his little gift, and when he remembered how you smiled at him, he just couldn't calm his heart, which was beating furiously in his chest
Every time he was around, he tried to be gallant towards you. He held the door for you, even if your hands were free and you didn't need his help, he pulled up a chair for you when you sat down at the table, he helped you carry weights, even if it wasn't really hard for you and you could handle yourself. You were sure that he was doing it out of politeness, but everyone else who saw it understood perfectly well that the reason for this was not only politeness, but also his feelings for you. Sir Pentious tried his best to show you his feelings as best he could, even though you didn't perceive his actions as some kind of romantic gestures. But despite that, he wasn't going to despair
Your smile continued to be an incentive for him to continue courting for you. He wanted to give you another gift, so he was making a little surprise. He was sure of his skills as an inventor, and he decided to use them to show you his feelings. Sir Pentious used to make tools with which he tried to seize power, but for you he wanted to make something more elegant, more suitable for you, something that could please you. He spent a lot of time at work and dreamed of seeing your affectionate smile again. For the sake of you, your smile and the opportunity to show you his feelings, he was ready to create any number of new inventions, regardless of whether they were intended for attacks or just cute trinkets that you might like
🦉 Stolas x Reader 🎩
From the very day Stolas realized his feelings for you, he wanted you to understand that he was sincere when it came to you. He tried to surround you with attention and show the love that he didn't have a chance to show to anyone else, but Stolas also understood that if he was too intrusive or assertive, you could on the contrary, pull away, start avoiding him. That's why he tried to stick to the golden mean in his courtship of you, trying to find ways to please you and show his feelings, taking his time and trying not to do anything that could alienate you from him
He often invited you to restaurants. He chose places that you would like, where the menu had dishes that you would like to try or that you would just like, and at the same time these were places where the chance that something unexpected would happen was less. He was gallant, took you by the arm when you let him, he smiled gently at you and tried to make you smile too. When the weather was good, he would take you for walks, trying to find places where you wouldn't have a lot of prying eyes on you. The last thing Stolas wanted to do was put you in an awkward position because of the excessive attention of others, so he chose quiet, but at the same time picturesque places so that both of you could enjoy a walk
Stolas wasn't sure if giving you expensive gifts was a good idea. When he thought about it, he felt like he was buying your affection, and he wanted your relationship to be built on sincerity and nothing else. That's why he decided to refrain from expensive gifts at this stage of your relationship and preferred something more appropriate. He gave you flowers, he gave you books that he knew you might like. Gifts weren't the main way he showed his feelings for you, but they were signs of the attention he wanted to show you, and Stolas hoped you could figure out what he meant when he did it all
Many times Stolas worried that he would do something wrong. He was worried that he might offend you or push you away in some way. He was afraid that you would find him too intrusive or that he would deprive you of a choice. But that wasn't the case. He genuinely loved you, and if you turned him down because you didn't feel the same way about him, then he could try to understand and accept, hoping that you could at least remain friends. But until you refused him, he tried to make you understand how sincere he was in showing his sympathy towards you. It was probably one of the most sincere things in his life
🐓 Asmodeus x Reader 💕
Asmodeus was not someone who could be imagined romantically courting. He was the epitome of lust, and it imposed certain restrictions on him. That's why when he fell in love with you, he had some trouble openly expressing his feelings to you. But that didn't mean he wasn't going to try. He intended to approach this more creatively so that his reputation would not be damaged, and at the same time so that you would not think that he treats you lightly and that his feelings for you are only lust or a fleeting infatuation. He was more than serious about you and wanted to show you that despite all the obstacles
He often invited you to his restaurant. There he could not worry that someone would see you, because for him there was always a balcony free, from which you could perfectly see the whole hall, but no one would be able to see you in the semi-darkness. He always approached your dinners together with great attention, and the waiters who served your table knew perfectly well that they shouldn't chat too much if they didn't want to provoke his anger. Ozzie was courteous to you and chose the days when you would like the show that took place in his restaurant. It might not have been the most suitable place for a romantic pastime, but you liked going to his restaurant, and so far you liked everything, he was more than satisfied. After your dinners together, he always gave you a ride home so he wouldn't worry about whether you got home safely or if something happened on the way
When he was too busy with work and you couldn't meet in person, he always sent you gifts that could make you happy. Your favorite flowers, your favorite snacks, tickets to events you wanted to attend but couldn't get tickets. He always found something to please you with, and when you asked him with a soft smile if he could keep you company, he was only happy to agree, even if he knew that after that he would have to seriously sit down to work and documents that he had postponed for the sake of your time together. He never told you that he was putting things off for you, not wanting you to feel guilty. He wanted you to feel happy around him and not worry about problems. If the events you attended together included dancing, then Asmodeus was happy to spin you around, admiring your smile and the way your eyes shone with happiness
Every time you spent time together, Ozzie noticed that the blush on your cheeks began to appear more and more often, and this gave him hope that his feelings would be mutual. He was in no hurry to confess, knowing full well that such things were not worth rushing into. He wanted to be sure that he would find the right moment, and until that moment came, he continued his courtship, opening his heart and soul to you more and more
🎪 Fizzarolli x Reader 💟
From the first day you met Fizzarolli, he shone with confidence and determination. He was used to being like this in front of others, although next to you this confidence became sincere. But it got harder when he realized he was in love with you. He still tried to be smiling and confident, but he started to get nervous around you, his laughter could get nervous and you worried about him. Fizz convinced you every time that everything was fine and you didn't have to worry about it. He didn't want to tell you so early that he was in love with you, especially since you obviously saw him as just a friend. That's why he decided to try to romantically court you so that you could see in him not only a friend but also a possible object of your romantic sympathy
Every time you were sad, Fizz tried to make you laugh or support you. If you were too sick to laugh, he would hug you, showing you that he was there for you and that he was ready to help you in any way he could, and all you had to do was ask him. He would never refuse to help you. When he stayed at your apartment overnight, he often got up before you to make you breakfast. You woke up to the noise and saw the chaos he caused in your kitchen, but you didn't get angry and sometimes even ate what he cooked when the dish he cooked was at least more or less edible. Fizzarolli smiled contentedly, glad that he was able to please you, and then together you put your kitchen in order, eliminating traces of his cooking as much as possible
You couldn't go out very often, because he was famous. Fizzarolli didn't want your outings to be ruined by persistent fans or mercenaries who decided to kidnap him, so you preferred a quieter pastime. You were always happy to have his company in your apartment. He brought you something you might like. It could be your favorite snacks, self-care products that you could make together if you wanted to, several times he brought you a pair of sweaters that made you smile sincerely and a barely noticeable blush on your cheeks, which became stronger when Fizz put on one of the sweaters after you put on the other. Looking at your reaction, he was genuinely glad that he was able to please you, and your blush caused a similar blush on his cheeks and a flutter in his chest
Fizz became more and more convinced that he had to finally admit to you how he felt about you. He saw how you started to get embarrassed and worried around him, and he wanted to believe that it was because you fell in love with him. He didn't want it to turn out to be just an illusion that his mind had created in an attempt to pass off as wishful thinking. But he could only find out the truth by confessing to you and hearing your answer. He simply had no other way
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inferno-0 · 1 month ago
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⌞ SATAN X READER ⌝ ── | Tranquillity |
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Guys, I'm not turning him into a dog, I'm just giving him what he wants most...
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➤ Satan's wrath was familiar to many of the inhabitants of hell, his roar and flames burning from all four eyes sent him straight into the very heat of fear, the victim of which could die without even feeling any blow from his side. This is, let's say, an influence that has been worked out for several hundred years. Even those who are already used to seeing and feeling this cannot keep themselves under control to create a mask of neutrality, they still bend their knees and shrink into themselves, just not to see this elongated muzzle full of sharp teeth. Satan is used to this kind of environment, and sometimes he can get really angry about it. It's just that not being able to control himself makes him turn into a monster even more. The lack of calm and all that, again, unsettles him.
➤ The warm air from his nostrils has already come out several times, enveloping you from all sides. He does this when he tries to calm down, closing his own mind full of devils, and just enjoy your being next to him. Satan feels your hand moving unwaveringly above your jaw, tracing various patterns on the scales, accidentally stopping at impassable joints. His massive muzzle was on your lap, pressing right against your stomach. The vibration echoed from his body as your fingers gently wrapped around his horns and returned to the same place again. Thick claws wrapped around your sides like a toy, pressing even closer. Yellow eyes watched your surprised sigh, waiting for some fear or sign of it, gradually understanding what exactly it should do in the end, but instead it gets a bright smile on your face and another gentle touch, from which it could possibly melt despite its structure full of magma.
➤ This moment only makes him enjoy and not let you go. Satan could never have imagined that his complex temper could actually descend with anyone other than Yoirt. Honestly, the Sin of Wrath is pleasantly surprised by this state of affairs and is unlikely to be able to let you go in the near future. The softness of your hand sends him straight to sleep, where it is even calmer and better than among the demons of hell. But he prefers to enjoy the moment with you and share the peace that you give him without wanting to get something in return. Your resilience in front of his character excites and makes him love even more, get used to your presence and just tie himself in a strong knot. Satan finally finds temporary rest. His silence was long and clear to you, as you knew that he absorbed all the moments with you, enjoying the caress.
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thepenguinwriter · 6 months ago
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Mammon x m!reader, where reader is just someone who's really apathetic all the time and isn't hurt easily by anything but has anger issues, and when someone messes with his partner or him reader gets really aggressive/angry? Please and thank you!
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`` 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞! ``
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╰┈➤✮ 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
╰┈➤✮ 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 : 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬
╰┈➤✮ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 : 𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩, 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬
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- ☆ At first, Mammon didn't like you. At all.
- ☆ You were always so weirdly unemotional, he could never figure out what was going on with you
- ☆ You were just a simple bodyguard to him, so he honestly didn't pay much attention to you
- ☆ Until one day, a random imp started yelling at you because he wanted to see Fizzarolli
- ☆ You handled the situation well, not reacting at all until the imp started insulting you and your family with very harsh words
- ☆ Mammon watched as you punched him, then, before he could react, twisted his arm and left him screaming in pain
- ☆ Safe to say, he was impressed and wanted to know more about you now
- ☆ You obviously noticed the change in his behavior, how he wasn't as rude or dismissive of you now
- ☆ In fact, after a while, you'd be sitting right next to him on shows, his arm wrapped around you
- ☆ Of course he was the one to bring up dating first as if it was nothing
"You're really hot, you know. If you were a doll, you would be sold out in a day! So-"
"I'd rather not be one of your bots."
"Would you be my boyfriend, though?"
- ☆ From then on, Mammon was your no. 1 priority
- ☆ You were always by his side, making sure no freaks could get him away from you
- ☆ And if anyone ever tried to hurt him or do anything like that, you would beat them up without shame
"Ya know, it wouldn't hurt for you to smile once in a while!"
"Like this?"
"....nevermind."
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A/N: Woo, my first Mammon request!! It was fun to write for this guy. Though I do feel like he might be a lil ooc here too.. lmk! Also, the last dialogue is a reference to something.. idk how many of you will get it, buuut if you do, ily. Thanks so much for requesting! <3
Divider by @/rookthornesartistry
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drgarrisonandpaul · 2 months ago
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Rolando~
(( Minors DNI, slight NSFW ))
I haven't seen any x reader headcanons about this beautiful man yet, so I have decided to throw my hat in with some suggestions
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(The picture is this video's thumbnail: https://youtu.be/2MuIZ9r64fE?si=0xGxufq_Zn7Z-Pla )
As a partner, it doesn't really matter if you met in human form, demon form, in Hell, on Earth, or whatever else: he liked you because you stood out a little bit. Something about you was interesting enough for him to bother you. His mechanism of romance comes off as harassment at first and, hell, it might just straight-up BE harassment. How you react to his attention is the key, but he wants to make you squirm and shiver a bit. Maybe lean away from him so he can lean it. He is, in all senses, a creep and a bastard
He seems like the eccentric type that hates to be ignored. If you act like his attention is normal or okay at first, it'll piss him off... but it'll also intrigue him to keep going
On a date, Rolando is surprisingly awkward, but only because he has no idea what to do with his hands. How does he sit? Why is he even here??
That tongue thing we saw is PERSISTENT in his relationships, you might as well make What's Your Fantasy by Ludacris his theme song because he WILL lick you from head-to-toe like a needy cat, just... much slimier
Not much is known about eels and their lives, their mating habits, etc. Every time we think we know something about them, we get blindsided by crazy shit like 'these 4 are actually the same species' or 'they only bang in the deep dark' and Rollo is no different. Every time is VASTLY different. Rough? Why not rougher. Why not so soft and slow that it leaves you breathless and unsatisfied. Why not Zoidberg?
He doesn't care for meeting your parents or getting married and he WILL leave you on read just to fuck with you. Mixed messages are his specialty in a relationship, you'll be love-bombed and then promptly not hear about him for the next 2 weeks
Most of his nicknames are a little mean, he has a degradation kink FOR SURE. The type to call you 'porky', 'mouse', 'scatterbrain', or something, mean it with his whole chest, and love you anyways
Avoidant attachment style. Probably in denial that 'love' is a thing he can feel. Will kill more people in the meantime while he figures out his emotions
I see him as a switch in the most confusing sense possible. I see everything he does as a little mysterious and without reason. Just for the fuck of it, just for the thrill. He'll happily start out as a dom, but as soon as you tilt that beautifully underbitten chin towards you and tell him you hate him, he has no idea what to do
It's been a while since I've written headcanons, please excuse my writing, I know it's not the best quality. But I do LOVE this character
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xfangheartx · 5 months ago
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Fizz and Ozzie adopt Oliver headcanons
I'm sure a lot of us have had thoughts of Fizz and Ozzie adopting this cutie patootie:
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Well, here are my headcanons on what happened when Fizz and Ozzie adopted little Ollie!
It happened about more than a week after Fizz quit being Mammon's brand boy.
Fizz just fell in love with Oliver since the moment he met him at the clown pageant and he hadn't gotten him out of his mind since.
In fact, not knowing what happened to Oliver or whether he was safe made Fizz restless and worried for days, which Ozzie noticed.
After a while, Fizz asks Ozzie if they can do some digging around, and they eventually find out that Oliver is an orphan. His parents gave him away because they didn't want to deal with having a deaf child.
Thankfully, his caretaker is very nice.
Fizz gets everything prepared for having a child in the house. He makes a separate room for Ollie, buys him all kinds of toys, and even helps Ozzie learn sign language.
They also try to hide all the sexy stuff. Even if it's Hell, Ollie is still a little kid and they don't want to expose him to that until he's at least 13.
Ozzie is actually a bit nervous about having a child. He may have looked after Charlie when she was little, but he still thinks that he might not be ready for one. He ends up going to Lucifer and Stolas for advice since they're both fathers.
They say that parenting is a lot of work, no matter how old your children are, but in the end, it's worth it, and Ozzie takes this to heart.
Eventually, they arrive at the orphanage where Oliver lives in Greed. The other kids get along with him pretty well, too. Some of the children even talk to him in sign language so that he feels included.
When Fizz walks up to Oliver, he's surprised, but he's also very happy. When he asks him what he's doing at the orphanage, Fizz signs to him that he and Ozzie are going to be his new dads and are taking him home with them.
Oliver is so surprised and happy, that he just starts crying, but Fizz hugs him tightly, and so does Ozzie.
After the paperwork is all signed, Oliver is officially adopted.
He loves his new home and his new dads, who spoil him rotten (Fizz more so than Ozzie).
Verosika even comes to babysit, once in a while. She's surprisingly good with children!
Also, Ozzie made Oliver some cochlear implants so that he could hear a bit better, but he and Fizz told him that he could still use sign language.
Fizz teaches Oliver some circus tricks in their downtime, knowing that his newly adopted son still wants to be a clown.
However, he warns him not to sign up with Mammon. He will NOT make the same mistake twice.
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nightqueen1221 · 6 months ago
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Can we please get Loona General Relationship Headcanons please? Thanks for your time!
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I am so unbelievably sorry this is so late.😭😭😭 I was going through some mental shit, it was difficult, but I'm getting back on track.
-She is very rusty on how a relationship works. She hasn't had a very healthy relationship with most people in her life, even though Blitzø tries his best to be a good father.
-She steps into it very nervously. She is super cautious on everything she does.
-She is clearly doing her best, even at moments of outrage, she'll come and apologize a few hours later.
-She texts about every week if she can't be near you. Mostly little things like, "How r u? Miss u❤️"
-While she absolutely loves going out to eat or shopping as dates, her favorite are watching movies, all cuddled up in a blanket with popcorn on the table. (Blitzø totally isn't taking a billion pictures behind her back.)
-Head nuzzles are a must. Both her hands on the side of your face with your foreheads pressed against one another. She would whisper words of love and adoration.
-She is totally fine with sharing things like clothes or makeup with you, as long as you give it back.
-Half of the photos in her phone are of you or the two of you. She often looks at them before she goes to sleep or after a phone call. (She would kill before she would admit this.)
-Is honestly very chill about all of this on the outside, but can internally be very panicked. She doesn't want to break up over a mistake or misunderstanding, even though this is a normal fear, she's experienced it far too much in her life.
-She says that she doesn't talk about you too much, but she'll talk about you to anyone who wants to listen.
-The downside might be Blitzø. She will be very careful about how the two of you meet. She would take weeks just to convince Blitzø to not make himself look like an idiot infront of you.
-He doesn't have an issue with you, but meeting him would start off with a handshake and him saying, "Hi there! Name's Blitzø, the 'o' is silent." Before pulling you closer for a 'private conversation' going something like, "If you ever break her heart, no one will be finding your body." Before he goes back to being more cheerful.
-I wouldn't say she's jealous, but she is definitely protective of you. Seeing someone flirt with you makes her angry but also a little insecure sometimes. She thinks that maybe you'll find someone better.
-She usually just drops very non casual hints that you're with her, while she stares at the person hitting on you.
-While she might want to punch someone's lights out for they way they talk about you, she won't get physical until they do. Then I don't think anyone could really tear her off them.
-Her tail sometimes wraps around you unconsciously. Mostly around the legs or rarely hip.
-She doesn't kiss all the time, but likes to do at as a form of greeting or goodbye. As I said earlier, it's head nuzzles that she loves the most.
-She's more carefree around you. It's like a breath of fresh air to be with someone that really loves her, besides Blitzø.
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pinejayy · 2 years ago
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Striker Headcanons
Some SFW and NSFW Headcanons of this sexy man my lord.
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Striker was quite harsh when you guys first started dating, he didn’t want any of that lovely dovey couple stuff. Such as no hand holding, no cuddles, no kisses and no nicknames. Honestly you were double guessing yourself why even be with this guy.
But as time passes by you grew onto him. He absolutely adores you now. He always wants to be by your side. And yes he’s still quite harsh with you, but he’s toned it down. He’s more like playful rude with you.
But if anyone dares to flirt with you or even lay a eye on what’s his he’ll give them a slow painful death. No one and I MEAN NO ONE can take away his prize.
Striker loves giving you kisses, especially around your neck. He loves the way you react. Especially the little whimpers and giggles. “Stop that tickles!” You would giggle out, and it would always make him smirk.
You like using cute pickup lines on him! “You're under arrest! For stealing my heart.”
Since you’re his prize, he loves to spoil you rotten. Buying you expensive gifts and he loves taking you out on dates. He definitely loves showing you off to the other imps.
You on the other hand get flustered when he shows you off. A sexy man showing you off? I mean who wouldn’t get flustered.
You love the way he talks to you. “Come on sweetheart, let daddy treat you.” It gives butterflies. It makes your knees weak.
LIKE HIS VOICE AHHH!!! IT MAKES YOU WEAK.
A lot of nicknames!! He loves calling you Sweetheart, that’s his main nickname for you. But he also calls you Sugar Lips, Babe, Darling, Sweet Cakes, Hot stuff and My Love.
You also have a few nicknames for him. Honey, Amor, Baby, Dreamboat, Hot Stuff, and My Cowboy. But person favorite nickname to call him is “Daddy” you love his reaction whenever you call him that.
He loves to cuddle you now, he can’t get enough of you. He loves you. He loves your smile, your laugh, your eyes and the way you smell. And with cuddles he can hold you close against his body and fully take you in.
He loves giving you kisses! He can’t get enough of your lips against his. It makes him feel complete.
He’ll always protect you, protect his prize. And if you were ever to leave him he’ll make you regret it. So you better not leave him, unless you have a death wish.
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Remember when I said he loves your kisses? Well he loves kissing every inch of your body. He loves dragging his tongue against your warm soft skin. And the way you whimper out makes him hard.
He wants to grab every part of your body. He either wants to squeeze you or run his fingers all over your body. Feeling every curve.
His kisses are filled with passion, he loves the way your lips move against his. How soft your lips are against his. And when you guys are making out he loves to grab your thigh and squeeze it making you gasp and also making it a perfect opportunity to sneak his tongue inside your mouth.
Considering his voice makes your knees weak he uses this to his advantage. He loves to talk dirty with you. “How about you ride me Sweetheart.”
Overall Striker is a rough top. He’s loves to mark you and that includes biting, scratching and love marks. And when you guys go out in public you better not cover those marks, he wants people to see you, he wants people to see what’s his. And if you do cover your marks he’ll make sure to punish you.
Striker always puts your pleasure first. Yes he’s rough but not selfish. He especially loves going down on you. He loves hearing you moan his name. “Mmm Striker…” It makes him feel proud, and the way your eyes roll back makes it even better.
Striker is a very kinky guy. He loves using rope. He loves tying you up. And when he does tie you up he’ll make sure to blindfold you. He’s a huge tease! So buckle up buddy!
This guy loves blowjobs. Give him one when he comes back home from a long day of work and he’ll love you. He loves the way your head bobs up and down into his shaft. He’ll also be a dickhead and push your head down more. Smirking to himself if you choke or gag.
When you guys are making love he’s usually on top. He loves to whisper things against your ears. “Come on Sweetheart, you’re doing a good job for Daddy.” And this would make you go crazy, crazy for him. And when you’re about to finish he would whisper again. “That’s right Sweetheart. Cum for me. Cum for Daddy.”
He loves choking you, he loves it when you’re begging for him. But he always makes sure he doesn’t hurt you as bad. He doesn’t want to accidentally snap your neck.
And for whenever you’re a bad little imp he’ll make sure to give you a punishment. This could either be rough sex or edging. Depending on his mood.
His favorite thing is when you wear his Cowboy hat. Just the hat. He loves seeing your naked body with his hat on, it just makes it better. And he’ll make sure you won’t be walking properly for the next few days.
Striker loves to hold you whenever you guys are done with the dirty deeds. He loves praising you, he tells you that you did a good job. He’ll hold you close and cuddle you. He’s great with aftercare.
Overall Striker loves you okay, yes at first he was quite rude to you but now he can’t get enough of you. You’re his everything and no one is going to hurt you. Not on his watch
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colourstreakgryffin · 5 months ago
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I don't know if you take based character readers or if you know anything about Deltarune/Undertale or Toby Fox content but I wanted to request Andrealphus, Stella (alternative can be Blitz if you don't write for her) and Mammon with a Spamton reader? Thank you! I love your writing!
Haha! Ooh! I’ve never written for Andrealphus OR for Stella OR for Mammon, it’s new and I like it! I will absolutely do them all, we love our mean bitchy villains! Thank you so much! I have never tried Undertale/Deltarune based characters before but I have Google to help! I apologise for taking so long, here is first time try~!
Andrealphus
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Andrealphus doesn’t remember why he even hired you. You’re a lunatic, you’re maddening. Spouting nonsense, speaking in Broken English, giving him weird items he has no use of. What did he want from you again?
Andrealphus doesn’t remember but he won’t deny that you’re amusing to listen to rant on and contradict yourself and behave like some perfect salesperson. At least, he knows you wouldn’t dare try scam him. He won’t hesitate to eviscerate you on the spot
Andrealphus may find you a bit nonsensical but he has found a use in YOU in general. Not just your ridiculous personality and cute but pathetic little scamming shop. But that you’re actually more witty and a bit kinder than you act, he exploits that by having you as a give to and give back servant
Andrealphus gives you a room in his palace and sustenances whilst you go out and scam the useless poor citizens of Hell for him. Bring him money, bring him back pricey possessions with your violent and nonsensical deals. Bring him back anything that’ll be useful to him and he’ll keep you
Andrealphus views you as his mad little puppet, his scammer, his perfect demon. A pink, yellow winged little marionette that does his bidding in favour for a great life but also for those thrills. He can tell you aren’t that unhappy with your unhinged state
Andrealphus does actually ‘like’ you. Yes. It’s all for what you can give him with your sales work but other than that. You’re adorable and when you actually express a occasional sensical comment to him, he’s pleased and content but don’t think he’s attached to you
He is. He absolutely is, he’s just trying to not admit it. He enjoys tea parties with you
“Marionette. What have you brought for me today~? A big bag, I see. Let’s go through it, sit in my lap now. I want to see everything you’ve scammed for me”
Stella
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Unlike his brother, Stella does openly express she doesn’t really have as much use for you. You’re one of Stolas’ pathetic little servants. Her husband may see value in you but she doesn’t… that’s what she thought for quite some time until she realised there’s something there with your skillset
Stella cannot stand your personality. You’re a bumbling babbling baboon that talks the heaviest shit she’s ever heard, she can’t even understand you half of the time and it pisses her off
Though, you’re basically a thief. Your sales’pitches ends with you setting off with useful items or fat loads of money. Stella doesn’t need either but she can get what she wants from you, things like equipment to set up her parties, weapons for her hired hit to kill her opponents, or even just to get her dirty work done
Just then. That’s when Stella begun sweet-talking you, manipulating you. Offering you money and better treatment than Stolas gives you if you work for her solely, so you take it and Stella’s pleased with her efforts. She has a special little muppet to do as she wants when she wants
Stella likes, despite your stupidly insane mindset and gruff cruel attitude annoying her, how you screw others over and it makes her laugh so she sets up booths of your shop at places like his parties or around her land or even directly at Stolas
Stella grows to ‘like’ you more and more you serve her, she does get mad at all failures but really. She clearly has a soft spot for you and your inability to spelling words correctly. You have traits that annoy her but she is possessive over you
No Stolass is taking you away from her. She needs somebody to have tea parties with
“Did you get it? That’s good, darling little muppet. Your princess is quite pleased. Now, I order you to come with me to arrange our ‘Not Divorced’ Party”
Mammon
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Mammon’s the King of Greed, the Sin of Greed. There is nothing he loves more than easily exploitable yet reliable figures to work for him so that’s where he ends up finding about you through his minions. Running a small but successful scam of a shop to the civilians of Greed with those cut-throat exchanges of yours
Mammon ‘hires’ you on the spot. You’re simply perfect for him, he can take most of the money and items you manage to gather, yet, also make you fabulously known and beloved by crowds all around the Rings
Like for the Goetias above, Mammon forms a take yet give relationship with you. He takes a big chunk of your profits through your malicious nonsense scams called sales but he also gives you a spot to make you even more wealthy. He has a favourite toy immediately
You’re mentally unwell yet with a good heart in a weird way, you make no sense and write like you’re having a stroke and yet. Mammon’s attached to it, somebody who thinks and behaves like him so you become the ‘child he didn’t want’, almost shoving Fizzarolli to the side
Mammon does think you’re like a little doll. A pretty doll with nice eyes and a sharp tongue that gets you the deals you want, you’re a natural salesperson with the ability to say you’re not in it for money but he knows you almost always are. It’s why he likes you
Mammon has you high up on his pillar of ‘good toys’. One of his most usual tools and ‘employees’ that he can manipulate so easily. He doesn’t even find you impossible to bond with, he gets you and it’s a reason he pulls strings around you more to benefit off you yet benefit you
He’d rather die than state he does somewhat care about you. It’s all about the wealth but still
“Ah. Had a tired day? I know you did but I need you to give me all your profits today, pretty Doll. Remember. You’re doing so well for me and for you~”
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mintaikk · 8 months ago
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Striker having a statue of himself having a massive dick could just be a background joke and because he's egotistical, but I also found a headcanon a while ago that it was a fan gift that he just used as a coat rack and honestly, that's so much funnier.
Like, we know he has fans in canon. That one imp lady in Harvest Moon Festival (who was a character designer impsona pffft) running up to him, the entire crowd screaming hid name, and that one band making an entire theme song for him. And he doesn't like ANY of it. I mean, he likes to confidence boost, but he doesn't like it when fans get too weird. He kicks Calis (imp girls name btw) away, and he goes off on the band for making s song about him. Plus, he's sex repulsed. He hates it when people are horny over him.
So there's two thoughts I have. One; he hates it when people are horny for him but is still going to be horny over himself and get statue of himself with a large dick as an ego boost (self love ig) and two, a fan gave it to him, he didn't know what to do with it, and it was too hard to get rid of, so he just kept it and sometimes uses the dick to hold things.
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ravenwitch45 · 2 years ago
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hey i’m just asking maybe could you do dating head canons for crimson from helluva boss? nsfw or sfw i don’t mind <33
Oh! Okay! I've never done romantic hcs before but I'm happy to try! Not great at nsfw so probably just sfw hope you like it! And feel free to ask for more, I'm in a Helluva Mood.
Also I went with this being before ep 3 just to clarify.
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Dating Crimson Would Include<3
Dates out to Restaurants barely anyone can afford, nothing but the best for his partner after all.
Talking through text a good bit, as he's a busy man, and noticing he's up incredibly late, forcing you to tell him to go to bed, he reluctantly complies if he can.
Being left in the dark about the whole Mob Boss thing, his last partner got too involved and he did something about it, which he really doesn't want to have to do to you.
Chaz teasing you about it but also shipping it when he's around.
Not being allowed in certain rooms in the mansion, of course he's happy to share the bedroom with you, but he has a completely separate lounge, without any of the morbid trophies or the family portrait and your only allowed in that one.
Getting spontaneous presents, since he's so busy all the time, he wants to make sure your still spoiled. These include clothing, jewelry, and perfume and or cologne, whatever you use. Plus just random utilty stuff he remembered you mentioning would be nice, he's a very good listener.
Him asking you if you like one of things he got you the next time he sees you, and just kissing you passionately if he sees you wearing one, saying "See? I knew it'd look great on you"
Him being awkward if your not a woman, but he still loves you, it's just confusing for someone who's had a very binary thought process when it comes to attraction and gayness.
Getting to know all the buisness associates he has even if you don't know what they do, a lot of them aren't too chatty (Mainly cause he's warned them if they spill the secret to you they'll be joining the wall) but some meet you halfway and chat with you a little. Chaz ironically enough is very chatty with you, calling you "The Boss's Sweetheart" and such.
Getting treated to his expensive alcohol collection, half of which the names you can't pronounce, and your always surprised he can do it and flawlessly to boot.
Him dropping everything the moment you drop by if he's doing something, often rushing everyone out so you can be alone together (Also less chance, someone will slip on hiding all the crime going on but mainly for you)
Okay! Hope you enjoyed that, it was fun! I'd love to do more but for the moment here you go!
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vikkirosko · 20 hours ago
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stolas, fizz, sir pentious and asmodeus with an s/o who is a hopeless romantic. Thanks 💕
Headcanons Hopeless romantic
🐍Sir Pentious x Reader 🎩
Sir Pentious was always nervous when he was around you. You made him feel too much and he didn't always know what to do about it, but you never put pressure on him, which made it much easier for you to communicate. When you started dating, he expected anything but that you would be so romantic and gentle. You laughingly called yourself a hopeless romantic, and many times you proved that you really were one, arousing more and more warm, tender feelings in him
You brought him coffee when you knew he was planning to stay at work for a long time and tried to draw something beautiful and cute on his coffee. He didn't always notice it, immersed in his work, but when he did, he couldn't help the bright blush on his cheeks and quietly murmured his thanks to you and that you shouldn't have spent so much time and effort on it. His blush got stronger when you told him that you absolutely didn't mind spending time on it if it pleased him. You always tried to make him happy by making him happy in small steps
You often left him romantic gifts when Sir Pentious worked too long and got very tired. When he woke up, he found cute notes from you and small gifts. At such times, he was glad that you weren't around to see how much he was embarrassed by your gifts. Sometimes he thought about asking you out, but there weren't many places in Hell he thought you'd like. It was supposed to be a romantic, special place, but so far he has not found such places and could not invite you on the perfect date that you deserved, and it upset him, even when you said that he did not need to come up with something out of the ordinary, because you will be glad of any place while he is with By you
Sometimes Sir Pentious wasn't sure why you paid attention to him at all. You were a wonderful person who dreamed of great love, and it was he who became the one you fell in love with. It's mutual, and he hoped he could give you the love you dreamed of. His feelings for you were strong and he didn't want you to regret choosing him one day. But as long as you were happy with him, all his worries went away, leaving only warm and tender feelings for you
🦉 Stolas x Reader 🎩
Stolas liked romantic gestures, but he had no chance to be a romantic or become the object of someone's sincere romantic feelings. It was beyond his reach for a long time, until you came into his life. His feelings for you blossomed quickly, and when the opportunity arose, he tried to spend as much time with you as possible, and the more often this happened, the more he realized that you were similar. You, just like him, dreamed of great, sincere love. Maybe you were even more romantic than Stolas was, but he didn't think it was a bad thing. He liked the fact that you had similar thoughts about what dating and spending time together could be like
You've often offered him romantic dates worthy of being shown in romantic movies. You arranged picnics for him in quiet places where you could use curious glances. Stolas liked the idea of walking through picturesque places and he showed you distant places, open only to him, where distant stars were visible. You have never been to such places, and Stolas admired your sincere smile with a gentle smile. To him, you were more beautiful than any star, and when he told you that, he saw a blush bloom on your cheeks. Such words caused a tremor in your soul and you simply could not hide your embarrassment
You often came to him with gifts. Previously, if they gave him something, it was a formal courtesy or something expensive, but you approached the choice of gifts for him with great care. Stolas was surprised when you brought something simple, but the value of your gift was not material, but emotional, and for him it was much more important. He hugged you and thanked you for the gifts, after which he admired how embarrassed you were by his hugs, not noticing how blush appeared on his cheeks too. You were both really hopeless romantics, and anyone who saw you from the outside would understand that
Stolas felt happy around you. You made him happy by surrounding him with your love and care, and together you created the most romantic memories that could ever be in his life. He hoped that you would be able to create many more happy memories, which you will remember together with tenderness and a smile even after many years
🐓 Asmodeus x Reader 💕
Asmodeus wasn't someone who usually supported innocent romantic gestures. It seemed naive to him. But when he met you, his confidence in it was shaken. You were different from the people he was used to dealing with. You were a sincere and romantic person. As you got closer, you confessed to him that you were a hopeless romantic, and your words allowed him to better understand exactly how he could show you his feelings, even though he wasn't sure if he could do it right. Ozzie wasn't used to being romantic, but he loved you and wanted you to know that his feelings for you were more than sincere and that you would never regret choosing him
Quite often you gave him different gifts. It wasn't something expensive, but for Ozzie, your gifts were precious. You made gifts with your own hands. He still kept the poems you wrote, which you handed to him with a blush on your cheeks, saying that you wouldn't be offended if he didn't like it. No one has written such touching poems for him before, and he couldn't resist hugging you. You gave him various little things that you made especially for him, treated him to homemade cakes, which you decorated with care and care. It seemed like such a small gesture, but Ozzie realized that when it was done with sincere love, it meant much more than one could imagine
Sometimes you'd tell him about the dates you used to dream about. Your stories were like the plots of romantic movies, and Ozzie would like to make your dreams come true. He could actually do some things, but he stopped when you told him that your idea of the perfect date had changed. You told him that any place would be perfect for you if he was with you. Your words made him smile. You were really gentle and affectionate, as you seemed to him when you first met, and your words warmed his heart like nothing else
If someone had told Asmodeus earlier that he would connect his life with a hopeless romantic, he would have laughed as if it were the funniest joke of his life. But now, spending time with you, he was glad that you were with him. Your tenderness and romance were like a breath of fresh air after being surrounded by lust all day. He wanted to protect your romantic nature from what could happen to you in Hell, even though he understood that since you were still alive and hadn't changed, then you could stand up for yourself. But that didn't mean he was less worried about you. After all, you were the one who caused so many emotions in his soul
🎪 Fizzarolli x Reader 💟
Fizzarolli is used to having a lot of admiring glances directed at him. He had a lot of fans, some of them were better, some of them were worse. But their delight couldn't compare to the sincere warmth in your gaze when you looked at him. You were together, even though you had to hide your relationship. When he told you that it was better for others not to know that you were together, you laughed sheepishly and said that you were just like the characters in a romantic novel that you had once read. The fact that you took this need so easily calmed him down. Fizz was grateful to you for understanding and for the fact that, despite everything, you continued to love him and show it in rather romantic ways
He knew that you always sent him flowers after his performances. You understood that coming in person was not an option that could be suitable, given your situation, so you sent flowers by courier. For others, it was like one of many bouquets from his fans, but Fizz always found a stand-out, modest, but delicate bouquet, knowing that these flowers were from you. He sent you thank-you messages and received a lot of heart emojis from you. He looked at your messages with a smile and wished he could hug you right now and cover your face with quick kisses
On the days when you had the opportunity to see each other, you always prepared special gifts for him. These were pleasant little things that warmed his heart and brought a blush to his cheeks. At such moments, he couldn't hold back his emotions and hugged you tightly, thanking you for it. You blushed and smiled sweetly at him, whispering that you were glad he liked your gifts. You were so caring and gentle, it would seem, from your first meeting, but these qualities of yours blossomed from the beginning of your relationship and continued to warm his heart
Fizz didn't think he'd meet such an open, hopeless romantic like you in Hell, but he didn't regret meeting you. He was in love with you and wanted to give you as much warmth and affection as you gave him. His heart fluttered when you arranged cute dates right in your apartment, but he hoped that someday you would be able to go on a date to the cinema, to a cafe, or anywhere except at home. He hoped that he could become free and share that freedom with you
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fr4nkie0stein · 10 months ago
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Moxxie dating someone who is very overprotective of him and always stands up for him whenever he gets made fun of by blitz, etc
Perfect for him! We all know he needs someone to have his back
Moxxie dating an overprotective reader headcanons (gender neutral)
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Content warning(s): mention of bullying/name calling, mentions of weapons/threatened violence, brief mention of Moxxie's traumatic childhood, I think that's it?? If not please lmk
Moxxie's not very good at standing his ground when people make fun of him (*cough* Blitzø *cough*) so you'd be the perfect person for him, other than of course Millie
He's a bit of a pushover, and won't often speak up in defense for himself. Even when he does, his soft spoken and anxious manner means his concerns get brushed over
You, however, will not let any sort of disrespect towards him slide, meaning people who know you well are mostly too afraid to say something about him with you there. You're not above threatening people who dare to speak bad about him, whether it's with a gun, knife, or even a pen if need be
When I.M.P. went to the Greed circle of hell you absolutely did not take any sort of disrespect from his dad, whether that was towards Moxxie or you. Imagine the scene in that episode where Millie attacked all the demons at the "wedding" except it was both her and you (for the sake of these headcanons, let's just say she's a close friend)
Not even Blitzø is immune or safe from your threats. One time he said something only mildly offensive to Moxxie but because you were already having a bad day you threatened to strangle him with his own tail if he said it again
Moxxie is really lucky to have such a protective and loving partner like you, even if you do tend to occasionally go a bit overboard
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 11 months ago
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I get that Helluva Boss and Hazbin don't and aren't planned to have much overlap, and for the most part I appreciate that separation and the way that it makes the world seem that bit larger.
The one exception being this: I am convinced that Angel Dust and Fizzarolli are at least acquaintances, and quite possibly friends.
No, listen, hear me out.
Angel supposedly died in the forties. We don't know exactly when he was picked up by Valentino, but I think it's fair to assume he's been working in Hell's sex work/stripping/porn scene for at least a few decades before he joins the Hotel.
Fizz's backstory is obviously more detailed. We know that he was either born in the Pride Ring or came there at a very young age, because he was already working there as a circus performer when he was a kid.
By the time Helluva Boss starts, however, he's obviously moved on to operating primarily in the Greed and Lust rings, as Mammon's star performer and Asmodeus's boyfriend platonic PA who he occasionally has totally unemotional bang-sessions with.
In between these two points is the accident, which seems to have happened when Fizz was in his late teens. The last time he saw Blitz before that night in Ozzies.
So, here's where the only concrete canon 'evidence' for my theory kicks in: in Oops, Blitz claims that he and Fizz have “been in each other's relative vicinity twice in the last fifteen years” (referring to Ozzies and just now when they bumped into each other in Greed).
However in The-Mammon-Episode-With-Too-Long-A-Title, everyone can't stop talking about how Fizz has consistently won Mammon's clown pageant every time he's entered. For the past ten years.
That gives us five whole years of Fizz's life that are completely unaccounted for. We know that he started this period off in the Pride Ring with his circus destroyed and a brand-new permanent disability to get used to, and ended it in Greed working for Mammon, but we have no idea what happened in between.
So, here is where evidence ends and rampant speculation begins.
As a former child performer, Fizz is unlikely to have had much experience doing anything else. In fact, given that they were travelling with the circus, it seems unlikely that him and Blitz would even have ended up with a steady education.
Blitz obviously managed to found his own business after the accident, but Blitz had been dreaming of doing just that since he was a young child, and it was his Dad who was actually handling the business-side of the circus, so I don't think he's a fair comparison. Fizz probably spent his early years assuming he'd just keep performing forever, and so it makes sense that he'd go back to that.
On the other hand, Fizz had just lost all his limbs, and would have been having to adjust to his prosthetics. (Most likely lower quality prosthetics that he ended up with later, since those seem to be a gift from Ozzie.)
His clown act was mostly physical. Acrobatics require a sense of balance and spatial awareness. Balloon animals and juggling require fine motor control. Literally replacing all four of your limbs— even with magical Hell-prosthetics— is going to cause issues with all these skills, at least temporarily.
So. What industry in the Pride Ring is related to entertainment, but doesn't necessarily require any complex acrobatics, and would most likely welcome a fresh amputee with severe facial scarring? (For fetish reasons, if nothing else?)
I'm not saying Fizz would have done sex work, since he seems so uncomfortable with the idea, but stripping? Maybe doing some soft core porn? I could see that. He's clearly not too fussed about adult entertainment in general, because he's totally okay performing at Ozzies.
He's also probably insanely handsome by imp standards. Like, dude ends up becoming a major sex symbol throughout the rings and has the embodiment of Lust falling madly in love with him. (Plus, as a kid and teenager, he got more attention as a performer than Blitz— the guy who briefly dated a succubus pop-star and now has an ars-goetia prince begging him for a pity-fuck at every opportunity.)
So, given all that, and given his future success, it makes sense that he'd have been popular. Which immediately puts him in range of one of the Pride ring's other hugely popular adult performers: Angel Dust.
And I could see these two getting along. Since Angel is more of a sex worker whereas Fizz is more of a performer, and since Angel would probably be mainly catering to sinner demons and Fizz to hellborn (though no doubt there'd be some overlap), chances are they wouldn't be in direct competition with each other.
They have similar senses of humour and similar personalities. They both like small, cute animals. They both genuinely care about the quality of their performances, even in circumstances where they might not be expected to. They both have a tendency to mask their emotions with sex-related jokes.
Plus there's the fucking angst potential of Angel befriending Fizz when he was an independent performer, and then watching— helplessly— as his friend starts talking about this new job offer with Mammon.
Like people have already made posts about how Angel might feel watching Fizz's performance in Two Minutes Notice and comparing it to his own situation with Valentino, but fuck imagine it from the other end of Angel watching his friend fall into that situation.
Trying to talk him out of it during the initial love-bombing phase and getting told he's just jealous. Not even being able to visit Fizz when it all goes wrong because sinners aren't allowed to leave the Pride Ring.
Also, as a secondary detail, imagine Angel Dust finding out that his new friend's life-changing injuries were caused by Blitz, seemingly a pretty well-known figure in the Pride Ring.
Imagine Blitz finding out that Hell's most famous porn actor has genuine beef with him and having absolutely no idea why.
(Millie, Moxxie and Loona— based on the Verosika thing— all assume it was a bad breakup, despite Blitz insisting otherwise.)
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almacambiondaughterofsaleos · 4 months ago
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Emberlynn AU Headcanon Where She Joins IMP
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She actually gets along with Moxxie and finds his musical interests awesome.
She ships Moxxie and Millie hard. She doesn't stalk them, but she does make fan art of them which Millie loves.
She wants to get along with Loona but she takes a long while to warm up and finds her annoying.
She is no deterred she is around the same age as Loona because she so loves age gap romances.
What starts them really personally bonding is her finding out he's into horses and it begins her finding a normal relationship with him. Totally starts buying him pony stuff to get on his good side.
Since she can't go into other rings, she will stay in the office to hold the fort if they need to.
She finds out who put the hit on her and she forgot she even argued with her/him since it's been years.
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drgarrisonandpaul · 2 months ago
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Rolando 'Fluff' Headcanons
Minors DNI, as per usual
Well! The other one went nicely, so maybe I ain't half bad at this. Might as well keep it flowin
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The scenario is on a fourth date... or is it the fifth? They're so spaced out due to his shitty scheduling that you have no idea anymore.
You decided to go to his place though, which is really just his own room in his own Hotel. Why bother having a whole separate place when he owns a whole damn building of rooms to stay in?
He may be unconventional as a partner, but that doesn't mean he's any less of an old-timer. I mean, do you SEE those tacky, tinted glasses? He picked out a horror movie to lounge with. Grabbed some popcorn. It's a classic date idea
You were an interesting human... he'd found himself attached to you and unable to tell you what he was. Not really sure if he wanted to tell you at all. That constant tick in the back of his mind, trying to separate you from prey was... weak. You were still a toy to torment in some ways, just maybe not as aggressively. There are romantic ways to mess with someone
He lets you snuggle up to his side and watches with a toothy smirk as you yelp at the occasional jumpscares in the movie, glad that he'd picked a good one
"You holdin' up there, fidget?~"
His voice is always so teasing. Maybe even a little rude, making you scoff and grumble as you clutch his arm for security. The way his legs are spread makes it a little difficult for you to snuggle up to him in exactly the way you want to and that is 100% purposeful on his end. Watching you reposition every few seconds, unable to focus properly
Regardless of form, his expressions are very toothy and wide, so you KNOW that he's smirking down at you with those smug-ass eyes
After the movie, he'll let you snuggle him more properly, just... on his own terms. Maybe in his leather chair instead of the couch, making you straddle him awkwardly
He does still love you, even with how strangely unpleasant he can be at times. He's not the 'I love you like the moon loves the sun! Never touching and yet complimentary in every way, my darling!!' type of man and he LOATHES that gushy shit. He's been a player in the past and this is... his version of trying. He IS trying, just maybe not in the best, most healthy way
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xfangheartx · 8 months ago
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Fizzarozzie headcanons because I'm bored.
When Fizz feels lonely or needy or had a bad dream the night before, Ozzie carries him around inside his suit. The palace staff think it's adorable, and truthfully, Ozzie likes it, too. It helps him feel calm.
Fizz started living with Ozzie after winning the clown pageant the second time. Fans were getting particularly rabid back then, and Ozzie didn't like the idea of Fizz living in the Greed Ring alone.
Whenever Ozzie has a particularly bad day at work, Fizz cheers him up by telling him jokes and massaging his shoulders.
When Fizz was nervous about having his first time with Ozzie, Verosika was the one who gave him advice and even got him a few toys to try out. She has known about them since day one and has been an avid supporter. She took them out for drinks when they made their relationship public, in fact.
One time, Fizz got his prosthetics wet and he was left paralyzed in the rain for an hour. This is what gave Ozzie the idea to make his prosthetics waterproof.
When Fizz feels needy but isn't really frisky at night, he and Ozzie just cuddle on the couch together and watch TV until Fizz falls asleep.
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