#hellva boss Moxxie

[desperateneedforviagra]

Blitzø made up a job interview for moxxie when they got out of prison, he was going to hire him anyways but decided it needed to be ‘offical’ (or as offical as you can get in hell) and during the interview Moxxie described himself as ‘a hard working with moxie’, making a terrible joke of course. Blitzø has been rude to Moxxie from that day on, purely because he’s mad he didn’t make the joke first(he thought it was hilarious). Moxxie however beloved it because the joke was just that terrible.

[brunhildaart]

Blitz's little foot wiggles give me life, okay?

[stardrawsrmblogs]

Unpopular Opinion: Not every healthy relationship couple in tv or movies are not boring.

[https-lawrenceslittleone]

Maybe some Percy Jackson HC’s or Hellva boss

idk

-🍼 anon

Helluva Boss Agere Headcanons!

A/N: This is only part one, and for this part I’m just doing my favorite characters. But I’ll do more characters in separate parts!

Characters: Blitzø, Moxxie, STRIKER!!! (MY FAV 💗💗💗)

BLITZØ-

Flip, with a little lean!! He’s mostly an age regressor, he needs some way to let out all that trauma and stress. His little ages are about 4-6.

He is VERY chaotic when he’s regressed, like even more so than usual. He’ll run around the IMP HQ, jumping on furniture, leaving his toys everywhere, etc.

Moxxie and Millie are his main caregivers, actually! He loves Stolas, even though he’d never admit it, but he doesn’t trust him enough at the moment to tell him something that vulnerable about himself.

When he’s a caregiver, he’s not really a suitable dad caregiver. He’s more like a silly, chaotic older brother or the uncle that’s fresh out of jail.

He likes to spoil littles, he thinks it’s cute when their faces light up and they start giggling.

Thinks it’s super funny to help littles prank their caregivers. He does this even when he himself is regressed too.

Like. Imagine Little!Blitzø hanging out with Moxxie’s and Millie’s little or something. That would be so chaotic pls.

He LOVES coloring, and he hangs his own drawings up himself. He draws horses a lot. He also gives some of the stuff he draws to his friends and caregivers.

MOXXIE-

Controversial opinion, but flip with a cg lean!! He’s responsible enough to be a caregiver, and he wants kids himself one day so this is good practice he thinks. He does regress sometimes in order to relieve some stress.

He does well with littles of all ages, but he finds that baby regressors are surprisingly the easiest! They aren’t hyper and chaotic like a lot of toddler or kid regressors. He just has to feed them, give them attention, make sure their hygiene is good, etc and it’s fine!

He’ll play his guitar and sing little songs! Maybe while Millie dances around and helps tell stories or sings with him or something.

Him and Millie do everything together, which includes taking care of a little, so if you ask Moxxie to be your caregiver, that’s going to include Millie as well.

He’s actually one of the best people to play pretend with, surprisingly enough. Like it takes him a while to get used to it and he’s not too good at making stuff up on the spot, but when he gets into it, he gets INTO IT.

When he’s little, he also still likes to sing and play his guitar.

He reads kids books a lot or those small little science books for kids.

Or books about history for kids.

He is a nerd. And I love that. Me too, Moxxie.

His caregiver is Millie, of course. And he CLINGS to her when he’s regressed, like hardcore clings. Will not let go of her and has to be at least holding her hand at all times.

STRIKER-

Okay I have a feeling this one is gonna be long. He’s my absolute favorite and I love him so so so so so so so so so so much.

I may or may not have the fattest crush on him.

ANYWAYS

Caregiver! He had absolutely no clue what age regression was before you told him about it, and it took him a while for him to warm up to the idea.

Like it took him a fat minute for him to fully process what it is.

He feels bad when he realizes you do it because of trauma, though.

Like…you had a bad childhood??? You were abused??? Do you want him to like…kill your parents for you…?

Cuz he will. You know he will.

You’re like the only person he feels any amount of sympathy for. It may take him awhile to get used to it, but when he does…MAN.

This guy is clingy and overprotective. If he notices you’re slipping at any time throughout the day, you’re immediately being carried or you have to hold his hand TIGHT for the rest of the day. He knows you’re vulnerable, and he knows it’s very dangerous in hell; obviously, it’s hell. And he wants to keep an eye on you at all times.

The first time you called him “dada”, he blushed. Not because of anything weird but because. Wow. You trust him and love him like that? Like…you care about him and see him as your protector? …Woah.

It takes him a bit to get used to parental nicknames, but he likes it nonetheless!

Does pretty much the same with any type of regressors, but because I’m projecting, I’m gonna say he likes the dependency of baby regressors.

He likes being leaned on and trusted and relied on. And when you’re regressed so deep like that, you need help with a lot of things, and he’ll do them for you.

Feels bad because he can’t be around a lot. He’s got an important and demanding job that he’s absolutely not letting a little baby like you witness.

[kora-kat]

The most shocking thing about Hellva boss is that it revealed in Moxxie's backstory that he went to jail. Jail exists in hell??? I have so many questions. What laws exist in hell because apparently murder is not against them? Are only hellborns able to be arrested? Is there a judicial system? Is there a court? Do the other rings have police but Pride is just an anarchist nightmare????

[starieq]

about riri!! ☆

Hii! My name Arianna! Most people call me Ari or Riri! I really love stars ! (If you couldn’t tell, lmao) I’m 19 years old! My birthday is April 18th 2005! 

My favorite colors are; light/baby blue, baby yellow, white, and sage green, or neon green! 

My favorite boys are; Katsuki, fizz, blitz, moxxie, Alastor, Vox, Luci, Nanami, gojo, hawks, izuku, Kiri, overhaul٫ Geto٫ Hanako, kou, Aizawa, and twice! Bonus!; my boyfriend 😝

My hobbies are; drawing/art٫fashion٫writing,cheerleading (competitive level 3) photography,and reading! 

I go by she/her, and I support everyone! :D 

My favorite shows are; Hellva boss, Hazbin hotel, full house, Mha, jjk, mlp (shhh) Winx club, monster high, Hanako toilet bound, glitter force, Brady bunch, my babysitters a vampire, South Park, glitter force doki doki, ever after high, tsitp, and the promised neverland!

Favorite movies; night mare on elm street 1, coraline, monster high 13 wishes, any Mha movie, Alice in wonderland, the original, and Tim Burtons 1 and 2. (I Like every Tim Burton movie lmaooo😭🙏) every mlp movie, and the k-12 film! 

My favorite singers are; Melanie Martinez, TV girl, Mitski, Lana del ray, Tyler, the creator, cavetown, sza, bôa, and  Doja cat!

I love Disney and I have been 3 times! 

I have 2 dogs named Lola and Pom Pom, and my boyfriend has a cat named  sora! (Thinking abt stealing him heh 😼 lmaooo) I also really want a cat named Loki, Ifykyk 😊

Favorite lines; “could you hold me through the night, put your lips all over mine” -Melanie Martinez “you wanna talk about sex but we’re not allowed” TV girl “idk why but I like it, scary? My god you’re divine.” -Lana del ray “and you don’t seem to understand..” -bôa

I LOVE history and what happened so long ago! It’s so interesting, I absolutely love it! 

Anyways, this is it! Bye bye! -Arianna 

[karnivoruskat]

So I was watching the new season of Hellva Boss and uh Fizzaroli is now my favorite character. Also Blitzo, Loona, Millie, and Striker. Moxxie is sorta good character not much though.

[thedumestflower]

VERY SILLY HELLVA BOSS MILLIE AND STRIKER IDEA INCOMING!!!

So in my silly remake of hb, I wanted to deepen Millie's character, and vivzepop said she had "strong family connection" or whatever and that gave me an idea for her , striker, and (to a lesser extent) Sally Mae.

Okay, and hear me out on this, what if they had a sibling rivalry? Okay let me explain. If striker , millie were siblings, that could deepen their backstory and give them an interesting dynamic.

So in my re-make, its kinda scuffed and weird but basically , they're humans who did some crime shit and now are bounty hunters/hitmen for important government company people, and stolas is like the fuckn phone operater who gives them directions and shit but blitz is still calling the shots- yeah its kinda fucked. And i know vivzepop said people don't like her because she doesn't have a fucked up backstory, and that's not true , but I'm not really making her trauma free but i'd say her backstory is alot less fucked than moxxies of blitz or loonas. So , in my head, her backstory goes a lil somthin like this:

Millie's family was kinda a bounty hunting gang turned ranch when her parents grew older, and Millie was the youngest kid in the family, with sally may being the middle child, and striker being the oldest. In her life, her siblings had always overshined her. With striker getting the most attention for being the oldest and most skilled, and sally may being praised for her technique, millie felt like she needed to work twice as hard as her siblings to keep up. eventually, her hard work and training paid off , leading to her eventually being an incredibly successful bounty hunter, almost as good as her sibling , striker, who was top of the board, and number one most wanted, though was about to be overthrown. So during a scuffle where striker and millie where hunting down the same criminal , striker took advantage and millie ended up getting thrown in prision for being wanted of,,, crime, and striker getting away scott free (dont ask how idk yet). But one of the prison overseers or whatever recognized millies strength and talent, and offered her to be in the hitman bounty hunter program for big government company, she accepts and was paired up with moxxie, they fall in love, they meet blitz, the rest is history.

and now, you might be wondering , why dosent sally may do shit? well, thats because (at the time of writing) we haven't seen much of her, so i have no fucking clue what to do with her, sorry sally may fans

Anyways, on to the character dynamics. I imagine striker and millie to hate each other, but in a fun way. I imagine in harvest moon festival, millie and striker are trying to one up each other, millie competes with striker in the competition instead of moxxie, and during one of the rest periods where moxxie is patching up millie, he askes her why her and striker seem to hate eatchother but still seem to be close, millie info dumps her backstory, but she says it in kinda a playful or lighthearted tone. Like she dosnt mind it much that striker put her in jail, like its a game to them. Because it is. its basically one big ongoing game of cat and mouse to them. So yeah, they tie for first place, striker almost end games stolas , blitz catches him, millie joins the fight, big gun shooty shooty battle scene, millie is kinda beat up but okay. and at the end of the ep, before the menacing striker scene foreshadowing his return, theres a little scene of millie getting doordashed wendys to her in her house by striker wile shes recovering, moxxie askes why the fuck he would get her wendys after he tried to end gaem her, and she revals, its kinda a tradition in their family, after a big fight happens in the family, you usually do somthing nice for the other person you fought as a show of good sportsmanship, she reflects on how they thought it was dumb as kids, since they usually had to do stuff like clean each others rooms and give eatchother money, but now its just a habbit for after they kick the shit outta eatchother, they usally go to a fast food place and eat together. reminds them that theyre family.

And so in the western energy ep, i imagine it to be just millie and blitz (ill talk abt stoliz later) to be the main dudes in the ep, and striker just snatches stolas while hes taking a smoke break because he hates confrontation , windexes him, ties him to the back of his horse or whatever, stolas calls blitz, millie recognizes striker, blitz knows stolas is in danger because he remembered striker as trying to kill him and stolas, they fuckn speed and they track down striker.Wile theyre tracking him down, striker took stolas to his cabin in the middle of the redwoods, striker tied him with some rope he made himself or whatever and tied him to a tree , and so hes taunting him and stolas taunts him back but stiker laughs repiles giddily, stating somthing along the lines of "I haven't had a fun one like ya' quite' a time now', its gonna be a bummer when i cut ya throat open so ya cant talk anymore" or some shit, striker almost kills him, stella calls him and tells him not to kill the star guy, striker tries to rough him up a little more but uhoh millie and blitz are here, big car crash gun knife forest fight scene, striker gets crushed by big redwood tree and blitz goes to get stolas and also to hopital. But wile hes doing that, millie goes over to striker, kneels down, and hands him 5 dollars and a wendys coupon, when he askes why she repies "heh' did ya forget what good sportsmanship is" or smthing like that, striker askes if she can help them get the fucking tree off of him, millie says " thats a you problem" because she knows striker will find a way out with or without her help. uhh cut to blitz cradling stolas in his arms saying somthing like "please, your all i have left i cant lose anyone else again" and millies just standing there realizing she just gave her boss's possible bf killer 5 dollars and a wendys cupon blabahblah.

One last thing i would like to mention, the striker and millie sibling dynamic would be a contrast to the barbie wire and blitzo dynamic, wile barb fucking hates blitzo for fucking up her life and never wants to see him again, millie is pretty chill with striker putting her in fucking jail, thats because millie values family over everything else in her life, yeah they did something shitty , but hey, that gives her more leverage to do something shitty in return, plus, thats her brother, the guy she grew up with, the guy she beats up/gets beat up by and then gets her wendys after, thats her fucking family.

so yeah thats my silly thing

[sunstar-of-the-north]

Happy New Year 2020! 

I thought what better way to kick off the new year by drawing the new ships I discovered and fell in love with in 2019! Here's to a great year! SkekGra/UrGoh (c) Jim Henson Moxxie/Millie (c) @vivziepop Guy/Michellee (c) Netflix

[traumaticstrawberry]

Moxxie and Millie? More like M&M.... G-get it??

[acreshome77088]

This right here was so funny 🤣🤣  omg we need more of drunk Moxxie  🤣🤣

[angie-fluffy-cuffs]

Drabble: Loona Steals a Pudding Cup

“…What the fuck are you eating?” The question came sharply as Loona trailed her eyes over Moxie with a condescending look. Looking down at him as her co-worker curled over his packed lunch protectively. 

“Dude. Is that a pudding cup?” 

 “So what if it is!” Moxie barked back. He already knew that look in her eye. It’d be easier to just give it up- he knew it was a mistake to take his lunch by himself. Millie did warn him. 

“So, give it-” Loona leaned over, reaching for the little coveted dessert. Her paw, however, only met cheap plaster wood as the cup was unexpectedly pulled out of her reach. Moxie, much to her surprise, had just tried to stand up for himself. “It’s my cup!” The little imp snapped at the wolf. Sweat already beading at his forehead. 

“We’re not doing this!” 

 This was a mistake. He knew that now. 

 “Oh. You little shit.” That was all the warning she’d give Moxie before suddenly giving the back of his chair a good swift kick. The sudden force of crushing his ribs against the table squeezed out the most ridiculous squeak as he struggled to breath again. But more importantly, the precious pudding cup was released. 

Victoriously, she snatched it up and peeled off the foil. But her expression falls as the contents were revealed. In a fit of anger, she slams the cup onto Moxies head and having it’s contents as a result run down his face. 

 “This is fucking banana flavor! I hate banana!” 

[thatonedumbwriter]

My hate on Hellva boss. Stella.

(Note: I love the series and this is hate. Bc all shows need hate)

Let's just dive in. No foreplay.

It was not surprising that stella was abusive. I knew immediately what kind character she be.

And I am thoroughly disappointed. She is as 1 D as they come in villians. Shes evil. Rich. Snobby and shes married to what's meant to be the love interest. Shes a stereotype.

And kinda a really misogynistic one, she is the evil over feminine dramatic character that we're meant to hate immediately bc shes not against feminine and doesn't do anything 'cool' and acts 'rude' I've seen it with almost all my childhood shows. We all have. I fucking hate it.

She could have been a great character if written correctly. She didn't need to be a abuser, she could have been a woman hurt by her lovers cheating ways, a woman who was confused. Wasn't she enough for him? Did he not love her? Was she too much for her? so much that he slept with an imp?! Let her be upset! Let her pride take over. Is hiring a hitman to kill him too far? No. Not in hell. (Maybe that could make the "but they're in hell!" Arguments somewhat valid-) she could have slowly gotten a arc to accept Imps with employing Striker(giving both. The screentime they deserve) it all could have gotten to its peak season 1 final. Instead of sitting alone. Its stella, crying.

Instead of season 2 ep one being stolas and blitzos backstory (LET.STOLAS.USE.BLITZ.LET.HIM.GET.GROWTH.) we get get Stella's and Stolas backstory, they could actually love each other. Or it could be one sided.

She could have been a interesting non villain character. She had the personality and flaws, if we need a evil abusive female character. Lunas right there she already has good quality's for it. Shes overly rude, makes fun of people for no reason(bodyshames Moxxie.). Extremely cruel to her adoptive father figure and her being twist villian would be so great. Hints are already there, shes on her phone 24/7. Never leaves it. Maybe she could be giving someone inside info of I.M.P? Or of hell itself? Shes lower them imps, she probably would want to stick it to royals as much as someone like Stricker would. She has good potential!

But, if stella were to remain a villiain.

Her her sweet. Understanding of stolas love for blitzo. Always a soft smile and a comforting hand on his shoulder, willing to listen to his rants and drunken vents. A loving mother looking for the best interests of her daughter. Make her out of place she shouldn't be this nice Or kind, especially in hell of all places! Some may notice. Some may not, it's a mystery of why, till she attempts to kill stolas. Not for any selfish reasons. No no no. Shes just trying to purge him of hell! Shes trying to save him! And Blitzo. And Octavia. And all her loved ones!

Kinda a messed up Charlie.

I ranted a lot and got lost. I'll maybe post a critic of episodes plus characters.

Blitzo and stolas will be a..interesting-