#Model Dick Grayson

[flyingdidii]

Day 6 - Modeling

#jaydick

Inspired by https://x.com/lisajamart/status/1808025272614375684?s=46

[pinkiemachine]

BatFam Shenanigans - The Model Incident - Part 22

Part 23 👇

Part 21 👇

[littlefankingdom]

I feel like everytime the batkids are together in the comics and Bruce tells them to not do something, just after he left, Dick turns to his siblings to be like "So, what we do here is never listen to B. So we are going to do it." and one of them will be like "This is not going to end well.", and they follow Dick in the danger Bruce told them to stay away from.

It's incredible how Bruce still trust Dick SO MUCH when he is pulling this bs ALL THE TIME.

[frownyalfred]

there is something absolutely hilarious about a Bruce who is somewhat new to Batman but entirely new to parenting being told he needs to "lead by example" by Alfred when it comes to Dick, and that somehow includes modeling eating vegetables at every dinner. except Bruce has been drinking fuck-ass protein-maxed smoothies for every meal for the last 1-2 years so he has to (awkwardly) eat his first piece of truly solid food in several months at the fancy dinner table, with Alfred serving everything, and with Dick sitting off to the side with wide eyes.

Bruce, delicately chewing on a single piece of broccoli he's speared to his fork: "Mhhhhm. See? Tasty, chum! Have some."

Dick: "You’re being weird."

Bruce, still chewing and trying desperately not to make a face: "What? Of course not. Alfred—"

Alfred, who knows Bruce will be paying for this later in the bathroom: "Perfectly normal, sir."

[psychemochanight]

If I recall correctly, canonically Dick does NOT like comments about his body, he doesn't even like compliments from his partners (that the fandom and ultimately the series *cough cough harley queen cough cough* ignore this is a separate issue).

Following this timeline, and keeping with the fact that they are in a current timeline after the whole reset thing, how do you think his social networks would be?

Honestly, I doubt he'll ever upload any pictures of himself, at least not the kind people use when they make their "fake profiles" of him for fics.

I feel like his social media would be filled with photos of places he goes, but without necessarily showing him.

Sure, there are pictures of the gym, but it's not him showing off his muscles, it's just the place.

The same goes for the restaurants where he eats, just the food, not him eating (if he sometimes uploaded photos like that just to make his friends believe that he is eating, that's his problem).

A LOT of photos of Haley.

Maybe photos of trapeze artists or his computer showing that he is watching routines, will never convince me that he doesn't keep watching more and more current programs to keep up with that.

And probably the only photos of him would be ones with friends, but no individual photos of him.

He probably has a lot more photos of himself in the "photos you've been tagged in" section than on his own profile. Because he is Bruce Wayne's son, he has a celebrity status, there will definitely be people taking photos of him from afar.

(Probably even people who don't know who he is would take pictures of him to talk about the handsome guy they saw on the street).

[browsethestacks]

Batman Model Sheets

Art by Leonardo Romero

[thegurlwhoisntthere]

I’ve seen a lot of posts about the Waynes being the dc equivalent of the Kardashians, and while I can see that, I think it’s very important to remember the reason we all know so much about the kardashians is because they have a reality tv show about them that’s been running for, like, ten years, or something.

I feel like with the lack of a reality show, most of America and maybe beyond would know Brucie Wayne and that he has a lot of kids. Maybe some people would call them the Gotham Version of the Kardashians, but maybe most people wouldn’t know a lot about the kids (names, faces, how many of them there are, etc.) because other than maybe Dick and Tim, I don’t see any of them doing something that anyone outside of Gotham would care to report on (they don’t leave Gotham publicly often and people outside Gotham don’t want to think about what goes on in that hellhole).

Inside of Gotham, however, is an entirely different story. Inside Gotham, everyone can name the Waynes and point them out on sight, even Steph gets recognized sometimes, though less than the officially adopted kids. Inside Gotham, there’s an article for literally everything they do, even if some of them try so incredibly hard to be private people (and they kinda succeed, but Gotham thinks they don’t). Every paper in Gotham has some mention of them, even if it’s just a name drop, because they are just so involved in the city and there are just so many of them. Most people have seen a Wayne in person, if not personally interacted with them. Unlike other cities with their rich people, Gotham loves them. They defend their rich people and they Gatekeep the hell out of them.

Thank you for coming to my dc talk

[arkangelo-7]

Okay, but, what are the Batfamily’s favorite tv shows? It’s hard to find time between saving the world and curating their civilian identities, but when the Bats do have the chance to sit down and watch tv, they typically default to a certain genre.

Bruce by far has the weirdest taste in tv shows. Its why no one ever watches with him, because he’s the type to pick some random, obscure show that literally no one has ever heard of and is dubbed over in French or something. However, he does get kudos because he was the one that got everyone hooked on Squid Game.

Dick and Cass 100% watch American Ninja Warrior together. Dick started watching it when it first came out, and tunes in weekly for the new episodes. One day Cass walked in and was hypnotized. So now they watch it together and occasionally set up their own courses in the Batcave to have competitions on. Dick usually gets his ass beat but it’s still fun.

Jason watches period dramas. (This might actually be canon? I’m not sure?) He’s made his way through the Gilded Age, Downton Abbey, The Crown, and annually rewatches the ultimate cut of Pride and Prejudice. No one would expect the terrifying Red Hood to tear up watching Little Women, but man does that shit get to him…

Tim watches reality tv. The Kardashians, The Real Housewives, The Bachelor—he eats that shit up. Listening to other people’s problems and watching them deal with them in a removed way takes him back to his stalker days, and, hey, he appreciates some mind-numbing drama. Tim’s brain is like a whirlpool; sometimes it’s nice to just conk out thinking about what Kim said to Courtney, instead of that new project at WE or that new gadget he needs to work on for Young Justice.

Steph does not watch TV. She watches clips of TV shows on TikTok. (Particularly, those Young Sheldon clips that come up on everyone’s for you page.) On the rare occasions she actually does turn the TV on, it’s usually turned to Gossip Girl or a cartoon, and she doesn’t actually pay attention—it’s just background noise.

Damian is enthralled with National Geographic. He’ll deny it till the day he dies, but he loves those five-hour documentaries on rhinos and whale sharks or whatever. The problem is that he records everything, so the Manor’s DVR is always full, and it drives everyone crazy. Especially Dick, because by God, if there isn’t enough storage for next weekends episode of Ninja Warrior—

Duke likes comedy shows. Abbott Elementary, Parks and Rex, and The Good Place are just a couple of his favorites. He’s currently rewatching The Office with Barbra and they’ll quote it at each other during patrol.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Dick: Are. you. serious?!

Damian: It was the only option!

Dick: THE ONLY- I need a second

Damian: I-

Dick: NO! I. need. a second!

Roy: Great, cause I'm raring to go!

Roy, turning to Emiko: What in the fresh hell were you thinking?!

Emiko: I don't have to explain myself to you

Roy: Acting tough for a girl who knows I have Dinah on speed dial

Emiko: Pull your phone out and you'll have some broken fingers to match your broken phone

Roy: Oh yeah? Well-

Dick: Okay! I'm calm! Let's just apologize to each other and have a calm discussion about-

Damian: I'm not sorry

Dick:

Dick: I am no longer calm. Wally! Sub in!

Wally: What? Oh. Um sure

Wally: Ace! How dare you! I... am very mad. At you.

Ace: Uh, yeah! Yeah! I'm also mad, very mad, and now I'm going to argue! Because you... You don't listen to me!

Wally: And you don't listen to me!! So now I'm goING TO YELL ABOUT IT!

Ace: GREAT! I'M GOING TO YELL BACK!

Wally and Ace: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Emiko:

Roy: ... what the fuck

Dick: Oh my g- You two know that you don't have to pretend to argue to make us feel better, right?

Wally: We just didn't want to rub it in

[pinkiemachine]

BatFam Shenanigans—The Model Incident—Part 21

Part 22 👇

Part 20 👇

[bitchesloveducks]

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

The best thing about reversed robins for me is that i've headcanoned both Damian and Jason as asexual, so when little Dick starts asking questions, they have to send him to RedHood!Tim, who barely has experience himself.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Bruce, as he pulls Damian and Jason apart from where Damian was biting Jason’s arm and Jason was pulling Damian’s hair: Honestly, even Damian and Tim can get along when they’re planning world domination, can’t you two just try and act like your brothers?

Dick, who is silently stepping on Tim’s feet under the table because he stole all Dick’s remote batteries from every safe house:

Tim, who is silently digging his nails into Dick’s leg under the table because he did all that as revenge for drinking straight from the carton:

Dick: Yeah, why can’t you be more like us?

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick walks in looking for a job and immediately gets hired as a model (Nightwing Vol.2 #119)

[honestlyzealouspizza]