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I'm going to figure out how plug in music on ao3 and make it play Dies Irae during the entirety of the next chapter! aaaaaand I won't let you turn it off :D

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their error messages are all like:

things I think the amityparkers (from my fanfic) would post on their intranet:

peter-vekmans-girlfriend: guys, how the fuck am I going to explain to the FBI that I actually live in Ghost County AND Ghoul District?

boogy-woogy: why does the fbi need your adress?

peter-vekmans-gilfriend: so they can send me my mail??? duh?

m-night-shyamalan: I just got run over by jack fenton and all I got was this shirt

morrow-come: when I got run over by jack fenton all I got was half a burger lmao

hillbilly-#2: wait, you guys got something from being run over by jack fenton???

goth-4-goth: [image of someone flipping off lex luthor on their flat screen tv] FUCK LEX LUTHOR what the fuck does he MEAN he is going to BAN "super-humans?" what does that even mean?

pharaoh-desolution: no more olympic gynastics for miss biles ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

kwan-on-news-tm: guys, I have bad news lol

dash-the-con: what happened oomf?

kwan-on-news-tm:the corn got me lmao

dash-the-con:... what

kwan-on-news-tm: it got me lol

dash-the-con: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

kwan-on-news-tm: the corn lmfao goodbye

dash-the-con: ????

paulina-sanchez-official: OKAY I am NEVER going back to @twilightzone-bar&dinner that fucking bartender ate my homework AGAIN

twilightzone-bar&dinner: cope

pharaoh-desolution: that's rough buddy

goth-4-goth: why did you take your homework to the bar, dumbass

paulina-sanchez-official: I went there after class, idiot

valerie-reputation-era: why would you go back if the bartender had already eaten you homework before?

paulina-sanchez-official: I like their cocktails (•́ ᴖ •̀)

valerie-reputation-era: girl...

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things I think the amityparkers (from my fanfic) would post on their intranet:

peter-vekmans-girlfriend: guys, how the fuck am I going to explain to the FBI that I actually live in Ghost County AND Ghoul District?

boogy-woogy: why does the fbi need your adress?

peter-vekmans-gilfriend: so they can send me my mail??? duh?

m-night-shyamalan: I just got run over by jack fenton and all I got was this shirt

morrow-come: when I got run over by jack fenton all I got was half a burger lmao

hillbilly-#2: wait, you guys got something from being run over by jack fenton???

goth-4-goth: [image of someone flipping off lex luthor on their flat screen tv] FUCK LEX LUTHOR what the fuck does he MEAN he is going to BAN "super-humans?" what does that even mean?

pharaoh-desolution: no more olympic gynastics for miss biles ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

kwan-on-news-tm: guys, I have bad news lol

dash-the-con: what happened oomf?

kwan-on-news-tm:the corn got me lmao

dash-the-con:... what

kwan-on-news-tm: it got me lol

dash-the-con: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

kwan-on-news-tm: the corn lmfao goodbye

dash-the-con: ????

paulina-sanchez-official: OKAY I am NEVER going back to @twilightzone-bar&dinner that fucking bartender ate my homework AGAIN

twilightzone-bar&dinner: cope

pharaoh-desolution: that's rough buddy

goth-4-goth: why did you take your homework to the bar, dumbass

paulina-sanchez-official: I went there after class, idiot

valerie-reputation-era: why would you go back if the bartender had already eaten you homework before?

paulina-sanchez-official: I like their cocktails (•́ ᴖ •̀)

valerie-reputation-era: girl...

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snippet of my fic "what thing worthy of love can be found in me?"

“Wait, wait. Let me see if I’m getting this right. Danny, part time bartender at the Twilight Zone Bar and Dinner, presumed college student, occasional memory thief, is also the King of Cups and has been waging a secret war against the United States Government, presumably contained to Ghost County, for unknown reasons and for an unknown period of time?” Zatanna asked, bewildered.

“The president is Lex Luthor, Zatanna.” Bruce points out.

“Having hobbies is good for a lad his age, I reckon,” Constantine added. “When I was his age I was learning dark magic and doing drugs, so.”

“John, when you were his age cell phones hadn't been invented yet."

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snippet of my fic "what thing worthy of love can be found in me?"

“Wait, wait. Let me see if I’m getting this right. Danny, part time bartender at the Twilight Zone Bar and Dinner, presumed college student, occasional memory thief, is also the King of Cups and has been waging a secret war against the United States Government, presumably contained to Ghost County, for unknown reasons and for an unknown period of time?” Zatanna asked, bewildered.

“The president is Lex Luthor, Zatanna.” Bruce points out.

“Having hobbies is good for a lad his age, I reckon,” Constantine added. “When I was his age I was learning dark magic and doing drugs, so.”

“John, when you were his age cell phones hadn't been invented yet."

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snippet of my fic "what thing worthy of love can be found in me?"

“Wait, wait. Let me see if I’m getting this right. Danny, part time bartender at the Twilight Zone Bar and Dinner, presumed college student, occasional memory thief, is also the King of Cups and has been waging a secret war against the United States Government, presumably contained to Ghost County, for unknown reasons and for an unknown period of time?” Zatanna asked, bewildered.

“The president is Lex Luthor, Zatanna.” Bruce points out.

“Having hobbies is good for a lad his age, I reckon,” Constantine added. “When I was his age I was learning dark magic and doing drugs, so.”

“John, when you were his age cell phones hadn't been invented yet."

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I can’t believe I come outta art block for this

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this fic has such an intriguing plot, such an interesting concept, and it just updated too!!! I wonder who the author could be haha it's a mystery! I guess we'll never know haha

anyway, you guys should totally read it haha like... right now. immediately. go! go! go!

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I've read about Constantine being the rough and tumble protector/teacher/whatever for Danny, who's the usual adhd chaos gremlin, but I want the reverse. I want an overly eager and exciteable John continually pestering Danny to take him as his apprentice in magic.

Danny probably stopped by a pub in Liverpool, in dimension something or other, to listen to some punk band play. John's singing on stage and picks up on the death magic that hangs off this 6 foot man with tousled hair and a body that's a cross between an acrobat and a brawler.

John immediately tries hitting on him and also begging him to teach him. He tries everything. He keeps hunting him down, finding new ways to summon him until Danny can't take it anymore. So, he sets him up with an impossible task.

He has to be there when he's summoned with very specific caveats in place:

1. He can't be in the dimension when the circle is made but must be present before the verbal component is spoken.

2. He can't help in any way, not with knowledge or procuring of materials.

3. The summoning spell must be requested by someone who hates and does not use magic, but is marked as accepted by the magical world.

4. He can't know why the summoning was taking place.

5. He can't have ingested any alcohol or smoked anything that day.

6. There must be 2 aliens and a being in a state of polarity present.

7. It can't be a summoning done on behalf of John Constantine, even a little bit.

And because John was adamant (and maybe threatened a bit too much chaos and fire) even against Danny's protests (because he felt a little weird about it as John was young and Danny had existed for a while) he added that if the cookie portion of his offering contained peanut butter, Danny would go on a single date with him.

Needless to say, when Danny was summoned almost 50 years later to a Space Station, he was not expecting to see a bunch of random superheroes surrounding him. And there, standing between Superman, Martian Manhunter, and Captain Marvel, was John mother-fucking Constantine grinning ear to ear.

And the cookies were peanut butter blossoms...

Ancients damnit.

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I have just watched Danny Motta's video reading fanfiction about himself and Ranpo and now I lowkey want to write one too...

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Some more dp x dc memes (especially from my fanfic "what thing worthy of love can be found in me?")

this last one is a huge spoiler for chapter 16, but I sort of already spoiled it here so I might as well spoil it again lmao

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guys, if sam is goth (mall or trad or whatever) what kind of alternative styles/subcultures would other danny phantom characters be?

I think Danny dresses very skater-boy-ish. But I'm struggling with finding one for Tucker...

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Some dp × dc memes (especially for my fanfic "what thing worthy of love can be found in me?")

plus zatanna zatara, born and raised in san francisco, in the middle of no-sky july:

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Lost Letter 4: Dear Jason Wayne, Jesus Christ, bro. This was a bit of a charged one. I’m not sure how to respond. Wow. XOXO Phantom, PS: What kinda nickname is Boy Wonder? So lame LOL

CHAPTER NINE OF "what thing worthy of love can be found in me?" IS OUT NOW ON AO3!!!!

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snippet of my Hellblazer inspired dp x dc fanfic

"Stranger, can you get to the point?” “Ghost is in reference to the echo of the dead, the part of their soul that stays while it should not. They are not part of the material plane any longer and hurt by staying here. They are transient and therefore volatile. Spirit is an animating force. Like when you say “school spirit” or “that’s the spirit of the thing”, et cetera. Deep intention, sense, and purpose, or courage and vigor, or mind.” “So you’re suggesting that I look for.. an intention?”  “Perhaps.” “And intentions glow?” “Maybe.”  “And it can fly, feed off energy, open portals, animate objects and possess the impossessable?” “Who’s to say?” Zatanna felt a nervous tic starting in her eye and rubbed her face aggressively. “Stranger… You! You should say! I’m asking you!” “Sometimes asking the right question is more important than any answer, Zatanna.” “You’ve been hanging out with the Question too much, the Stranger.” “Who?” “Ugh, forget it. If you take any books and you don’t give them back, I’ll turn you into a rabbit and pull you out of my hat!” "Terrifying."

(Zatanna freed herself from my grasp and went to hang out with the Stranger, things are getting out of hand...)

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