#Lord Ryder

[lily-orchard-archives]

August 1st, 2017

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Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) from Beetlejuice

[hobgayblin]

saw a rly good pose I wanted to do and went overboard because I may be some sorts of homosexual❤️

need that old man dot png

pose ref

[see-arcane]

the scene that cracked me up most watching BS Dracula 1992 was when Mina pleaded Dracula to turn her yelling "Take me away from all this death!!!" girl idk how to tell you but there were no deaths till he came over 💀

BS Mina was only paying selective attention and even more selective affection through the whole movie, let's be honest

"Hey, Dracula imprisoned your fiance and has been feeding babies to his girlfriends (did he mention those to you, by the way?) and ate a boat's worth of sailors for Reasons and then wolf-humped and undeaded your best friend and has just generally been up to some insidious shit for. A while now."

BS Mina: "What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of him being a <3 prince <3 who can make vampire sexytimes happen for <3 me~ <3"

As an aside, my favorite 'so mad I have to laugh' bit in it is just...how BS Dracula is clearly getting goo-goo eyed about Mina only because she looks like Dead Wife and is making assumptions that she Is Dead Wife.

No no she's the reincarnation! Honest!!

Is she? Or is it all in the face? Because I can't imagine the ye olde wife who did the dramatic heartbroken cliff-fall death over her ~lost love~ as being the same chick who immediately hit the brakes and reversed when Dracula mentioned he was an aristocrat. The same chick who was willing to cozy up to him despite the whole 'being engaged to the guy who you left behind to be a boytoy bloodslave back at the castle' and 'being besties with your latest assault victim' things.

Like.

Buddy.

Are you sure this is your girl? Because she and loyalty are very clearly NOT on speaking terms. I think you just landed an opportunist who gave only a fractional shit about her supposed loved ones compared to your title and your immortal blood magic goodie bag offering. The whole movie is a bad joke, but the idea that Francis' Dracula got sidetracked out of his scheming because he fell for a lookalike's relationship con job is a little funny to me

[stanleyvampire14]

Boo. Behold! LOTF!

Sins by @lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks

[ask-ryder-emerson-lotf]

“I hung out with Simon for a bit! We made flower crowns! He’s surprisingly good at making them, even I’m impressed. I feel like I’m annoying everyone with my ramblings…But I can’t help it. I miss home. Simon doesn’t seem to mind, though. He’s a great listener, like me. I guess I’m glad to have someone listen to me for once instead of the other way around…”

“…I hope we all get rescued soon.”

[john-mary-andco]

“Yoooo we got people watching us, John!”

“Oh…Great…”

“We have what?”

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Welcome to the second “John and Mary” ask blog! This one, the time is around when they were in high school, so obviously no Ryder yet (although you could technically send asks about him…for fun…). Here’s some info about some of the characters! More characters will come if people ask for them.

John Emerson- 16, sophomore; Kinda popular guy if I do say…Although he’s popular in the way that everyone is either SUPER nice to him (fake) or scared of him. He’s told people that he’s interested in becoming a cop, and most people tried to get on his good side so they “don’t get in trouble”…He tells them that’s not exactly how that works, but he’s given up at this point. At least he gets to avoid the bullying part of high school. He looks super scary and intimidating (which, he is…) but he’s also really cool and he’ll try to help a person out if they’re having a problem. (Ex: Driving a person home because they missed the bus, he lets people vent to him if he has the time, etc.) He overworks himself a LOT. He has a lot of freedom, but that’s only because his parents. Don’t. Really…care? He guesses that he wasn’t planned, and his parents weren’t really interested in taking care of him after he got to the age where he could take care of himself. Bro is a people pleaser, someone please tell him he’s doing a great job…

Mary Winters- 15, sophomore; She has a late birthday, but everyone assumes that she’s really smart because she’s a year younger than them (She’s a few months younger than John). She IS pretty smart, book wise. People and world wise…Not so much. She’s usually quiet, and focuses on her work. She isn’t picked on much. Nobody really knows she’s there half the time. Where John’s parents were neglecting, hers was controlling. She can’t do much of anything without their permission and supervision. God forbid she goes outside without telling them, she’ll get an earful about it later. All she knows is school, home, and that’s basically it. It seems like her parents don’t want her to…grow up. She doesn’t question it though, after all, it’s all she’s known. She gets absolutely petrified if a boy asks her out (joke or not), her parents would probably ground her if she said yes. She’s not even allowed to go out to eat without her parents being there…Give my girl some damn freedom PLEASE. 😭 (Don’t worry, John does eventually).

Altair Sterling- 14, freshman; He’s the new boy of the group. As a freshman, he used to get RELENTLESSLY bullied, before John took notice of it and people started backing off. He doesn’t really know a lot of people yet, but he’s already taken a liking to John, almost too much. He doesn’t understand it, but he gets abnormally happy when Emerson calls him over from across the hall after school lets out. They get to hang out? He wants to hang out with him? Hell yeah! He mostly likes his math and English classes, but he also likes psychology and space. He plans to become a sort of psychologist, maybe a therapist. He listens a lot…Maybe that’s a good career for him? Ah, he doesn’t know…It’s too early to start planning…But he wants to!

Andrew Barrett- 15, sophomore; He kinda acts like he’s an overly confident person, but he’s actually really insecure, it doesn’t help that he also gets bullied because of his weight. “Andrew, my guy, you don’t look that bad. You’re not unhealthy, you’re fine. Don’t listen to them-“ “Do you think I can do a cartwheel from this end of the classroom to the other when the teacher leaves to go to the bathroom?” “…God fucking damnit, Barrett…” He tries to tease and jokingly pick on John every chance he gets, and tells him ridiculous things that make a man want to throw something. It’s a surprise that John hasn’t kicked him down yet. He is a bro, however. If you need something, he’ll probably go to John because “Emerson knows all” and he’ll fix it for you. If he tries to help? He’ll probably ruin it or make things worse. He’s not one for liking any core subject, but he does like art class a lot. This is his second year taking an art class (it’s art 2, he’s not retaking-). He wants to become some sort of artist, but he doesn’t know which one yet; he likes painting and he doodles a lot in his notes, so maybe a painter?

Now, teacher names! Only the important ones, because 11th and 12th aren’t important.

Mrs. Littrell- 9th and 10th grade English teacher, she’s honestly really good at her job. Everyone loves her.

Mrs. J.- 10th grade math teacher, she’s overly happy, but she brightens her students days with her extraness, they love her (John hates her in the sense of “it’s too damn early for aLL THIS NOISE-“)

Mr. Carroll- 9th grade math teacher, literally so chill, but he also makes sure to get the quota for the day “listen guys, I don’t want to do this either, but I like my job, soooooo….”

Mrs. Kathrine- 9th and 10th grade science teacher, she has two sciences that she teaches: Biology, and Earth and Space. She gives the kids mental health days where “hey, if you have late work, turn it in RIGHT N O W, or it’s half credit for the rest of the year, win or lose, your choice.” She’s that teacher that has all the snacks and literally EVERYTHING a student would ever need stashed in her classroom closet.

Mr. Beach- 9th grade “US history 1” and 10th “US history 2” teacher, he’s similar to Mr. Carroll, but he’s more joking about it. “Oh, you don’t want to work today? Too bad, so sad, *hits his long ruler on the desk* DO IT.” He also taps the ruler on the top of his student’s heads when he’s teaching at the board, because bro is BORED and the reactions he gets are funny. Mary tries to duck away from the ruler, while John grabs it and tries to bonk him in the head with it. He’s lucky Mr. Beach doesn’t like to write people up. He’s strangely interested in all the wars. He also has a rubber duck collection up at the top of his cabinets, his students sacrifices their rubber ducks to him because he’s a cool teacher. Also he claims that he’s married to a woman, but LITERALLY EVERYONE thinks he’s a little gay. “Listen, Mr. Beach said he has a spouse, NOT a wife, plus he doesn’t have kids! HE’S A FA-“ “ANDREW BARRETT IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

Mr. Lawrence- Psychology teacher, he’s THE sarcastic teacher but in the funniest way possible. He turns every complaint and weird comment thrown his way into a salty response. He hates presentations, he doesn’t want to grade them, so he gives the students a puzzle sheet and “claims” that it’s a grade for it. He grades SO SLOWLY. Literally every quarter, there’s at least one student BEGGING HIM to hurry up and grade. “Sorry guys, sports was crazy last weekend-“ “MR. LAWRENCE PLEASE MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO GROUND ME IF I DON’T GET AN A IN THIS CLASS- ITS A C- IT WOULD BE AN A IF YOU’D HURRY THE FRICK UP-“

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I do believe that’s about it! Please no overly NSFW asks, we don’t do that here. However if it’s a “your mom” joke or something similar to that kind of suggestive, go ahead. They’ll probably make a remark back!

Important tags!

#johnask

#maryask

#altairask

#andrewask

#littrellask

#jask

#carrollask

#kathrineask

#beachask

#lawrenceask

And of course the characters that will be tagged in the post relating to the ask, but I don’t want to type that.

Please note that there’s obviously mentions of child neglect, discrimination, child abuse (…someone gets a little beat at home) and slightly suggestive language (it’s not THAT but y’know…Guys…being silly and joking around…)

Some asks will be drawn, some will be written!

Thank you, and here’s my main account if you need it@stanleyvampire14 -mod

[ask-the-emersons]

Hello! This is an ask blog for the Emerson family, which at the moment is just Ryder and his parents, John and Mary. This technically takes place before the island, but asks that are for after the island will be drawn too! Just no during the island asks towards Ryder, that can be done at @ask-ryder-emerson-lotf instead!

John will be blue text

Mary will be green text

And of course, Ryder will be pink text

Important tags!

#johnask

#maryask

#ryeask

#ryedraws

#daycareask (for any daycare related stuff, that includes Mary and Ryder)

#beforeisland

#Afterisland

I hope y’all will enjoy this silly stuff while I work on the Ryder ask blog when I can- y’know, to stop drawing angst for a minute (unless y’all ask those here too, which is fine!)

Oh and I should mention absolutely no nsfw ask towards Ryder I don’t really mind John and Mary because they’re adults and everything. John and Mary are in their 30s while Ryder’s 16, so don’t send him asks that are like, really weird to tell a minor.

P.S. Some asks will be written, some will be drawn.

The pfp butchering the quality was a CRIME

The mod of this account is @stanleyvampire14

If you’d like to interact with John and Mary when they were in high school, go to @john-mary-andco! :)

[meep-meep-richie]

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[lily-orchard-archives]

August 1st, 2017

[lassie-farce]

Given my absolute lack of understanding of the texas fire rescue chain of command i just assume by the end of season 5 judd will be captain of 126 and owen will either retire or become the Fire Lord

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My mothers

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summons the masses or smth

@stanleyvampire14 @lord-of-the-bundle-of-sticks @that-other-fruity-emo :3

[kaitlinj16]

Juliet Capulet | Character Variants

Romeo + Juliet (1996)

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