john-mary-andco

[john-mary-andco]

“How to make Mr my teacher grade my work faster”

“Please my parents are gonna ground me and I won’t get to go hang out with my cr friend”

“I’ve been asking my friend for weeks and he finally said yes pl”

……

“Is it a date if you’re going out to eat”

“Am I a homosexual”

“Am I…Batty?”

“Nearest therapist/psychologist in my area”

“How to sTOP HAVING THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEE HIM CHANGING IN THE LOCKER ROOM”

“Why do gym classes have mixed grades”

“Si. Nful. Thou. Ghts”

“What to do when you’re having a crisis.”

“Breathing techniques for breakdown?????”

…..

“How to stop rambling”

“Does talking too much annoy people”

“Why am I so nervous around my friend”

“How to not want to hate other friend”

“Am I a person of sin”

“Is it sinful to hate people including myself”

“Leviticus 18:22 quote”

[john-mary-andco]

*Pats his head* You’re doing a great job, John. Such a sweet boy…

“That’s really weird…Don’t call me that. I’m not ‘sweet’. Piss off-“

“….Sigh….I wish Winters would call me that…”

[john-mary-andco]

Hey John! How’s home life?

TW: Alcohol/implied child abuse (we’re starting this one off strong aren’t we)

/Before you press read more I wanted y’all to look at this because I’m proud of it and also it could serve as a cover picture for this post

Anyways full answer after the cut! Please do be careful and take care of yourselves if you or someone else has gone through something like this!

“It’s…Not all that great. My dad and mum don’t really pay much attention to me and the shit I do, and when they do…It’s not good. It’s mostly my dad. He drinks a lot. I honestly don’t know why, he’s been doing it since before I was born. Nobody will tell me why, and I’m content with not asking.”

“…I also think that I wasn’t really…planned. They don’t want me; they never did. I didn’t ask to be born, mum and dad. You could’ve y’know, not had me, but noooo, you have to make my life a living hell if I stay home, so I go out most of the day until midnight.”

“God forbid I get a good night’s sleep. I literally can’t sleep. Dad wakes me up in the middle of the night when he’s really drunk to yell at me about a bunch o’ shit, mostly him asking why I’m still here.”

“…I don’t think I’ll ever get enough sleep. I can’t stop thinking about what he said, over and over. It’s playing in my head on repeat, and I don’t think it’ll ever stop.”

[john-mary-andco]

Altair Sterling is a really cool name

“Oh wow…”

“See the funny thing is, he’s a little distracted, but I’m sure he’d appreciate the compliment. I think he said something about it being related to stars or something?”

“He sure shines like a star with the grades he’s got.”

“Minus the C in Psychology, but we don’t talk about that. Mr. Lawrence sucks at grading, he’s too busy with watching sports when school’s over…Ugh…I’m glad I haven’t taken his class yet.”

“-and then I-…Oh! Were you guys talking? Sorry- I uh-“

“You always have your head in the clouds, Alta. It’s a wonder how you pay attention in class…”

“I-…’m sorry…”

“…”

“Were you talking about Psych? I think you should probably take it, John…It’d be nice to know a little about that stuff, y’know? Like- What if your kids have some sort of mental problem and you don’t know what to do without a therapist?”

“Bold of you to assume I’M having children, and I don’t think that’s how it works, Alta…That’s why therapists exist, to do the job for you.”

“Emerson has a point.”

“…God, you two…I’m just talking hypotheticals…”

[john-mary-andco]

How the hell do you have sleeping bags, John? Already? God damn…

“I was too busy doing your mom last night.”

“Hhholy shit??”

“Haha…ha…?”

[john-mary-andco]

who burps the loudest

“…”

“…”

“…Hey guys-“

“No. Don’t. Have some bloody decency.”

“Boo…”

[john-mary-andco]

Can I call John daddy or no /j

“…What-“

“He’s already being called daddy by yOUR MOM! She was screaming it last night—“

“The hell does that mean-…Oh.”

“…What the fuck.”

[john-mary-andco]

“Listen, John…I just think you get so caught up in your own head that you don’t realize you’re wrong about some things.”

“Oh no no, I know! I’m aware I’m wrong! I just act so confidently right, that I gaslight myself and the people around me that I’m right!”

“…”

“Are you guys my friends? Yeah! Sure! I don’t see why we aren’t!”

“Emerson, no-“

“I’m so confident in my actions.”

“Yeah, whatever…”

[john-mary-andco]

“Yoooo we got people watching us, John!”

“Oh…Great…”

“We have what?”

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Welcome to the second “John and Mary” ask blog! This one, the time is around when they were in high school, so obviously no Ryder yet (although you could technically send asks about him…for fun…). Here’s some info about some of the characters! More characters will come if people ask for them.

John Emerson- 16, sophomore; Kinda popular guy if I do say…Although he’s popular in the way that everyone is either SUPER nice to him (fake) or scared of him. He’s told people that he’s interested in becoming a cop, and most people tried to get on his good side so they “don’t get in trouble”…He tells them that’s not exactly how that works, but he’s given up at this point. At least he gets to avoid the bullying part of high school. He looks super scary and intimidating (which, he is…) but he’s also really cool and he’ll try to help a person out if they’re having a problem. (Ex: Driving a person home because they missed the bus, he lets people vent to him if he has the time, etc.) He overworks himself a LOT. He has a lot of freedom, but that’s only because his parents. Don’t. Really…care? He guesses that he wasn’t planned, and his parents weren’t really interested in taking care of him after he got to the age where he could take care of himself. Bro is a people pleaser, someone please tell him he’s doing a great job…

Mary Winters- 15, sophomore; She has a late birthday, but everyone assumes that she’s really smart because she’s a year younger than them (She’s a few months younger than John). She IS pretty smart, book wise. People and world wise…Not so much. She’s usually quiet, and focuses on her work. She isn’t picked on much. Nobody really knows she’s there half the time. Where John’s parents were neglecting, hers was controlling. She can’t do much of anything without their permission and supervision. God forbid she goes outside without telling them, she’ll get an earful about it later. All she knows is school, home, and that’s basically it. It seems like her parents don’t want her to…grow up. She doesn’t question it though, after all, it’s all she’s known. She gets absolutely petrified if a boy asks her out (joke or not), her parents would probably ground her if she said yes. She’s not even allowed to go out to eat without her parents being there…Give my girl some damn freedom PLEASE. 😭 (Don’t worry, John does eventually).

Altair Sterling- 14, freshman; He’s the new boy of the group. As a freshman, he used to get RELENTLESSLY bullied, before John took notice of it and people started backing off. He doesn’t really know a lot of people yet, but he’s already taken a liking to John, almost too much. He doesn’t understand it, but he gets abnormally happy when Emerson calls him over from across the hall after school lets out. They get to hang out? He wants to hang out with him? Hell yeah! He mostly likes his math and English classes, but he also likes psychology and space. He plans to become a sort of psychologist, maybe a therapist. He listens a lot…Maybe that’s a good career for him? Ah, he doesn’t know…It’s too early to start planning…But he wants to!

Andrew Barrett- 15, sophomore; He kinda acts like he’s an overly confident person, but he’s actually really insecure, it doesn’t help that he also gets bullied because of his weight. “Andrew, my guy, you don’t look that bad. You’re not unhealthy, you’re fine. Don’t listen to them-“ “Do you think I can do a cartwheel from this end of the classroom to the other when the teacher leaves to go to the bathroom?” “…God fucking damnit, Barrett…” He tries to tease and jokingly pick on John every chance he gets, and tells him ridiculous things that make a man want to throw something. It’s a surprise that John hasn’t kicked him down yet. He is a bro, however. If you need something, he’ll probably go to John because “Emerson knows all” and he’ll fix it for you. If he tries to help? He’ll probably ruin it or make things worse. He’s not one for liking any core subject, but he does like art class a lot. This is his second year taking an art class (it’s art 2, he’s not retaking-). He wants to become some sort of artist, but he doesn’t know which one yet; he likes painting and he doodles a lot in his notes, so maybe a painter?

Now, teacher names! Only the important ones, because 11th and 12th aren’t important.

Mrs. Littrell- 9th and 10th grade English teacher, she’s honestly really good at her job. Everyone loves her.

Mrs. J.- 10th grade math teacher, she’s overly happy, but she brightens her students days with her extraness, they love her (John hates her in the sense of “it’s too damn early for aLL THIS NOISE-“)

Mr. Carroll- 9th grade math teacher, literally so chill, but he also makes sure to get the quota for the day “listen guys, I don’t want to do this either, but I like my job, soooooo….”

Mrs. Kathrine- 9th and 10th grade science teacher, she has two sciences that she teaches: Biology, and Earth and Space. She gives the kids mental health days where “hey, if you have late work, turn it in RIGHT N O W, or it’s half credit for the rest of the year, win or lose, your choice.” She’s that teacher that has all the snacks and literally EVERYTHING a student would ever need stashed in her classroom closet.

Mr. Beach- 9th grade “US history 1” and 10th “US history 2” teacher, he’s similar to Mr. Carroll, but he’s more joking about it. “Oh, you don’t want to work today? Too bad, so sad, *hits his long ruler on the desk* DO IT.” He also taps the ruler on the top of his student’s heads when he’s teaching at the board, because bro is BORED and the reactions he gets are funny. Mary tries to duck away from the ruler, while John grabs it and tries to bonk him in the head with it. He’s lucky Mr. Beach doesn’t like to write people up. He’s strangely interested in all the wars. He also has a rubber duck collection up at the top of his cabinets, his students sacrifices their rubber ducks to him because he’s a cool teacher. Also he claims that he’s married to a woman, but LITERALLY EVERYONE thinks he’s a little gay. “Listen, Mr. Beach said he has a spouse, NOT a wife, plus he doesn’t have kids! HE’S A FA-“ “ANDREW BARRETT IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE FUCK UP-“

Mr. Lawrence- Psychology teacher, he’s THE sarcastic teacher but in the funniest way possible. He turns every complaint and weird comment thrown his way into a salty response. He hates presentations, he doesn’t want to grade them, so he gives the students a puzzle sheet and “claims” that it’s a grade for it. He grades SO SLOWLY. Literally every quarter, there’s at least one student BEGGING HIM to hurry up and grade. “Sorry guys, sports was crazy last weekend-“ “MR. LAWRENCE PLEASE MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO GROUND ME IF I DON’T GET AN A IN THIS CLASS- ITS A C- IT WOULD BE AN A IF YOU’D HURRY THE FRICK UP-“

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I do believe that’s about it! Please no overly NSFW asks, we don’t do that here. However if it’s a “your mom” joke or something similar to that kind of suggestive, go ahead. They’ll probably make a remark back!

Important tags!

#johnask

#maryask

#altairask

#andrewask

#littrellask

#jask

#carrollask

#kathrineask

#beachask

#lawrenceask

And of course the characters that will be tagged in the post relating to the ask, but I don’t want to type that.

Please note that there’s obviously mentions of child neglect, discrimination, child abuse (…someone gets a little beat at home) and slightly suggestive language (it’s not THAT but y’know…Guys…being silly and joking around…)

Some asks will be drawn, some will be written!

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