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see-arcane · 2 months ago

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the scene that cracked me up most watching BS Dracula 1992 was when Mina pleaded Dracula to turn her yelling "Take me away from all this death!!!" girl idk how to tell you but there were no deaths till he came over 💀

BS Mina was only paying selective attention and even more selective affection through the whole movie, let's be honest

"Hey, Dracula imprisoned your fiance and has been feeding babies to his girlfriends (did he mention those to you, by the way?) and ate a boat's worth of sailors for Reasons and then wolf-humped and undeaded your best friend and has just generally been up to some insidious shit for. A while now."

BS Mina: "What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of him being a <3 prince <3 who can make vampire sexytimes happen for <3 me~ <3"

As an aside, my favorite 'so mad I have to laugh' bit in it is just...how BS Dracula is clearly getting goo-goo eyed about Mina only because she looks like Dead Wife and is making assumptions that she Is Dead Wife.

No no she's the reincarnation! Honest!!

Is she? Or is it all in the face? Because I can't imagine the ye olde wife who did the dramatic heartbroken cliff-fall death over her ~lost love~ as being the same chick who immediately hit the brakes and reversed when Dracula mentioned he was an aristocrat. The same chick who was willing to cozy up to him despite the whole 'being engaged to the guy who you left behind to be a boytoy bloodslave back at the castle' and 'being besties with your latest assault victim' things.

Like.

Buddy.

Are you sure this is your girl? Because she and loyalty are very clearly NOT on speaking terms. I think you just landed an opportunist who gave only a fractional shit about her supposed loved ones compared to your title and your immortal blood magic goodie bag offering. The whole movie is a bad joke, but the idea that Francis' Dracula got sidetracked out of his scheming because he fell for a lookalike's relationship con job is a little funny to me

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uncharted-constellations · 4 months ago

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Four Swords is so funny in theory, the game is so short on account of being a bonus adventure, these kids probably had time to go get ice cream before they had to go home.

#tloz #princess zelda #link #four swords #art #my art #redesign #loz redesigns round 2 #listen its so funny that this link and technically l-nks awak-ning link can use a chain chomp as a weapon #yes i do still have four swords and fsadv-ntures as two different sets even though i think its silly #this zelda took more after the artwork than fs-a did #as the details match the sprite more #including the cape and non bunched/curled ponytail

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shouyuus · 2 months ago

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ur fav who bought tickets to this fancy gala with his whole chest bc he promised he wanted to spoil you rotten and show you a good time but when he lays eyes on you wearing the slinky evening gown that he hand-picked for you, everything else disappears and all he can see is you and how gorgeous you look and suddenly, maybe he doesn't rly wanna go to this event after all, if it means other people will see you dressed like that -- no, no, no that won't do.

so he makes a show of fiddling with his tie till you come up to him, exasperated, to help, before he backs you up against the wall and presses a knee between your legs and just --

"what if we just stayed home instead?"

"huh? but didn't you say these tickets were impossible to get? and this dress cost a fortune!"

"yeah but... if we don't go -- we can take this dress off --" he reaches up to slip one of the thin straps from your shoulder, "and put it nice and neatly on the ground --" the other strap slips off, "so that it won't get all messed up."

"a-and what exactly do you think we'll be doing at this gala that might mess up this dress?"

him humming against your neck, trailing his lips along your skin, breathing in your freshly applied perfume with a thick groan.

"oh, i'm not talking about the gala, i'm talking about what i've got planned right here, right now."

#🌧 raindrops #⛈ monsoon season #haikyuu x reader #bllk x reader #hq x reader #bnha x reader #jjk x reader #x reader #drabble #idk if this technically counts as smut but it is a bit spicy so?#haikyuu smut #bnha smut #mha smut #bllk smut #jjk smut #�� steamy #WHO tho tell me in the tags hehe #l&ds smut #l&ds x reader

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clickety-clacker · 6 days ago

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the click when it clacks. or whatever

#gore cw #its. VERY mild/cartoony l like literally loonytoons ass gore but im going to be Safe #click clack #click clack ggg #great god grove #my art #technically thespius is here too but .

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whyamihereat4am · 7 months ago

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Death Note AU where L isn't fluent in Japanese and Light isn't fluent in English, so instead of their conversations having ridiculously long pauses due to 5 minute internal monologues, it's because every time one of them speaks the other has to discreetly whip out a dictionary and flip through it before responding (they are both pretending to speak the language better than they actually do because they're idiots)

#Bonus points if the only one who speaks both languages is like. Matsuda. and he has to awkwardly sit in on all their interrogations (dates)#and translate whatever whacky homoerotic mind games lawlight are playing #and later the wildly concerning things Misa spouts on a daily basis #meanwhile they somehow manage to forget he's there despite using him as a mouthpiece #and hes technically the only one there who understands what's going on while also being the only one who doesn't understand what's going on #do you see my vision.#death note #dn #light yagami #l lawliet

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dryya-doesnt · 3 months ago

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1000 notes and I’ll finish this doomed laurmau I’m super busy these days LOLLL

#aphmau #mcd aphmau #mcd laurance #aphmau minecraft diaries #minecraft diaries #minecraft fanart #aphmau fanart #laurance zvahl #physics 2 e&m is killing me rn #working 3 jobs technically too like 😭😭 it’s over for me #chat can I get an L for me and laurmau #for me specifically I don’t think I’m making it to week 10 #anyway print preorder period closes in a week yahhh #excited tbh my motivation to keep going #laurmau

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ohmaerieme · 7 months ago

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sketch that kinda got away from me that i dont think i will finish..

#had the idea of paper dolls as luigi/mr l/etc but like. idk ...#might try redrawing at some point but for now yall get this #///#spm #super paper mario #spm spoilers #spm dimentio #spm luigi #spm mr l #super dimentio #technically?#dimentio fanart #my art #ohmaerieme

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dizzybizz · 5 months ago

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some doodles

#i meant to put the balor one in the previous post but i forgor 😭its in a diff file from the sketch dump i was coloring in so it just didnt #exist in my mind at all. i felt like smth was missing as i was posting it but i couldnt place what hlep #adeline and eiland have been driving me insane lately. expect more of them. probably.#dont minf the last two guys. some concepts for future farms 😋 (pls mind them im crazy abt all my farmers even if they technically dont -#exist yet. pls ask abt them or smth pls im nroaml i can be nroma l i prommy)#fields of mistria #fom balor #sona #im gonna start tagging that i think.#fom eiland #fom adeline #fom elsie #fom farmer #my art #guys can i just say that im so happy that balor is silver n not gold cus otherwise i would have to confront a part of me im not proud of #we shouldnt talk abt it but like yeah jjust know i like his silver and his whole deal #have such a softspot n bias for characters who dont settle anywhere. who never lay down their roots or whatever. who keep their past secret #like oughh hes hitting so many marks #i like hawthorne a lot. hes more developed in my head. and also i like his dead look and hair bows. i have so many ideas abt him man it hur #i promised myself i wouldnt make a new save file til i reached y2 w rory but apperantly errols bday is cursed bc the game has frozen twice #sorry if you read all of these tags. go to my askbox w fom stuff or smth. ask abt my farmers plsplspls pl s jk haha unless. maybe even #gimme drawing reqs for fom in general. ok tyvm ly sorry for yapping. its what i do best

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clownsuu · 2 years ago

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I have been having a strong urge to make another puppet oc, so alas, take this pain iv made-

When I mean pain, I literally mean it- JDHHFHDH I got so stressed out trying to color him that my adrenaline spiked and now I’m trying to relax LMAOOOO

but anyway, here’s Robbie (not to be confused with Robert), a Howdy family member oc, cause who am I as a howdy supremacy supporter if I didn’t have SOMEBODY related to him smhh. He’s kinda an smartass/asshole (being a 3 horned rhinoceros beetle) but when ya get to know the bastard he’s a nerdy lil goof who’ll never shut up about literally anything he’s done. How many crimes has he committed? He lost count smh.

he’s a little bit more of a serious character-? But he’s kinda still in the same playing field as Dr.Stone is where they are a “guest character”. Also unlike Dr.Stone who has a set occupation, Robbie hops from job to job, one day he’s working at your local seven eleven, the other day he’s a astronaut going to space (don’t ask how he the hell he even got in- he’s too crafty for his own good-)

#It’s been like two hours now b l e h I feel like garbage #Welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #Iv been wanting to make a character for a while now with a long ass s n o o t #Even tho technically that’s not his nose it’s a horn #Also he totally doesn’t sleep on random people’s couches #One of his major crimes he constantly commits is identity theft #I need to draw gay muppets next to heal my w o u n D s #Howdy pillar #Wally darling #Welcome home oc robbie #robbie robs

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dawnbreakersgaze · 6 months ago

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