#Kirk and Bones love teasing Spock

[tigereyes45]

The prompt for Trektober 2023 Day 23 was First Kiss, so I used it as a chance to write a fluff piece for Mcspirk.

Summary:

Bones and Jim have some questions about the cultural differences between humans and vulcan when it comes to what's considered a first kiss.

Preview of the story:

Bones takes a long sip of his glass and folds one leg over the other. With a tasteful sigh, he wets his lips, cradling the cup in both hands. He sets them on top of his raised knee. 

With the most nonchalant look on his face, the doctor raises a most curious question. “Are pressing your fingers against someone else’s a vulcan’s way of kissing?” 

Spock, to his credit, was able to refrain from showing much emotion at all. Instead, he raises a brow and slowly turns to stare at McCoy. “What brought this question on?”

Of course, the doctor pointedly avoids Spock’s gaze. Instead, he watches Jim with the faintest smile on his face. The game’s been set. McCoy’s eyes egg Jim on, silently saying, ‘Go on, your turn’. It’s a question they’ve long been curious about.

Jim sets his glass down. Crisscrossing his fingers he leans forward onto his arms. “He’s thinking about how your parents wouldn’t go anywhere without pressing two of their fingers together.” 

Spock’s eyes grow momentarily wider before his vulcan teachings allow him to quell the gut reaction. “My parents, are a very affectionate outlier.”

“Yes well,” McCoy sets his glass down on the desk. He turns to face Spock. “that brings me to my next question.” 

This time Spock is the one to avoid Bones’ gaze. “If it is not of great importance I would rather not discuss it, doctor.”

Jim does his best to hold back a laugh. None of his willpower could keep the light, teasing smile from his face. Warm brown eyes dart back and forth between the pair. Spock was a good man. He makes an even better vulcan, but they both knew he’d only stand for so much teasing before stepping out. Jim did not want their evening to end. Not so soon after it had just begun. “Where are you going with this Bones?”

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

obsessed with how tos bones is canonically almost always a really sweet and affectionate guy to anyone who isn’t jim or spock

[youandthemountains]

it probably is insane how much I wish I could express the thing about spones. the vibes about spones. Like there's the joking fun fandom vibes and I love them, I love to play with them, of course of course. but the THING. the CORE to me. i wish i could capture it and share it.

[thegeminisage]

i'm just going to go ahead and make this its own post. when kirk teases spock he is SO GENTLE. "why mister spock are you feeling emotion?" and he lets spock do the vulcan equivalent of giggling and kicking his feet and going "haha nooo silly i'm a VULCAN i don't do that!!" and kirk's like "oh my apologies mister spock of COURSE not" and then they make consensual loving eyecontact with one another while smiling. when BONES senses blood in the water (spock having an emotion) he will grab spock by the scruff of his fucking neck and shake until dead. like a dog with a squirrel.

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Bones is nice? (Bones McCoy)

Description: Bones is only nice to Y/N and the crew is confused.

Word Count: 482

Request: Hi, I love your Star Trek requests!! Could you do one where the usual grouchy dr McCoy is always nice to the reader. He treats her gently and always dotes on her much to the other crew member’s disbelief.

Kirk watched in confusion as Leonard’s entire personality changed as Y/N walked onto the bridge. He noticed the red in his cheeks and how his smile was bigger or that he was smiling now. Y/N greeted him and Bones nearly melted. He had a hand on her shoulder as they talked. Kirk had a teasing smile as he watched the two.

Spock, who refused to show emotion, couldn’t help but also be confused and a little surprised at this reaction as well. Bones leaned in and kissed her cheek before he left the bridge. “Y/N, What did you do to Bones?” He asked her and she laughed.

“No seriously he was all lovey dovey on you.” She shrugged, “We went out for a date a few nights ago.” Kirk was surprised that Bones was willing to put himself out there like that. “Maybe he’ll be nice to everyone now.”

That was wrong. Spock had managed to piss him off and Bones couldn’t help but rant and yell at the vulcan. Jim, who never takes anything seriously, couldn’t help but laugh. The situation wasn’t serious nor needed this reaction from him but it was still funny.

Spock just took what all he had to say and basically shrugged it off. But as soon as Y/N walked into the room Bones forgot what he was yelling about and went to talk and flirt with her instead. “It is odd that her presence seems to put the doctor in a better mood.” Kirk chuckled at his friend and patted his back, “That’s called love.”

“Okay you have to be in the same room as him all the time.” Kirk told her and she shook her head. She didn’t believe that he was grumpy towards everyone but her. “Captain, that is not possible, Y/N works in a different field than Doctor McCoy.” Kirk mocks him as he talks, “Yes but we can change that.” Y/N shook her head, “I like my place on the bridge.”

“Yes but I like Bones being nice.” He jokingly whines. Bones comes up to them and sets down with his tray of food. “Hey baby.” Y/N greets him and like a school boy his face heats up but he greets her nonetheless. Kirk tries to hide his laugh with a cough but Bones glares at him. Luckily it was just a glare thanks to Y/N being there. 

“You know Kirk thinks that i’m the key to you being nice.” She says as they lay in my bed. “That’s ridiculous! I’m never nice.” He grumbles. She laughs, “I don’t know you are pretty nice to me.” She teases. He looks down at her, “Yeah well you’re different from those idiots.” She shakes her head and kisses him. “Maybe you can start being less grumpy to others.” She pouts her lips, “Just for me.” He rolls his eyes and sighs, “Just for you.”

[discoonthegrass]

The Final Frontier is certainly… a movie of all time, but it does have some pretty cute moments:

Spock taking interest in Jim while he's climbing El Capitan and distracting him so much that he falls

Jim calling for Spock as he falls and Spock catching him without hesitation, then lightly teasing him for his choice to free climb

Jim knew he wouldn't die because Spock (and Bones) are with him

When Bones jokes that he liked Spock better before he died, Jim immediately shuts that down

Jim saying he needs a shower, Spock giving him a very thorough once-over, and then agreeing with a simple “yes”

Wanna join him Spock?

Jim complaining that he misses his old captain chair and Spock breaking his stoicism to give him a look of sympathy

Jim draping himself over Spock when Spock studies Sybok’s face on the screen

Also, he steals Spock’s “fascinating” line - their mannerisms rub off on each other after all this time

Jim immediately trusting Spock’s opinion for beam down coordinates despite his own misgivings, and the two of them being very on sync during the entire storming of Sybok’s bar

Kirk: “You betrayed everyone on this ship!” Spock: “Worse, I betrayed you.”

Proves once and for all that Spock loves Kirk more than anyone or anything else

Kirk angrily exclaiming that he “ought to knock Spock on his goddamn ass” and Spock offering himself if it’d make him feel better

Spock offering his hand to help Kirk up after he's electrocuted in the brig, then the two of them holding hands for longer than necessary

Spock picking up Kirk with his rocket-boots and the two clinging onto each other in a loving embrace, to the point that Bones doesn't want to join them

Spock resisting the brainwash because his place is with Kirk and he no longer has to fear his human side (he is not an outcast anymore while with Kirk)

Seeing Kirk get struck by lightning for asking a question, Spock still stands up to God and asks the same one, demanding Kirk get his answer

Spock actually cursing at the Klingon ambassador in order to get him to comply with saving Kirk

After Spock’s dramatic turn in the gunner’s chair, Kirk’s face melts into one of pure love/amazement as he cries “Spock!”

Kirk thinking he was going to die, and Spock giving into the illogic of the situation and admitting it was impossible because he was never alone (basically, as long as Spock is alive/with Kirk, he will do anything to prevent his death)

Jim putting his hands on Spock’s shoulders and pulling himself closer so that they're about to kiss, and Spock stopping him with “please, captain, not in front of the Klingons”

They're gonna make out once they're in private tho

This movie feels like a fever dream that Jim’s subconscious came up with lmao

[a-noone]

If Kirk and Roddenberry Talked

Kirk: So you're my creator.

G.R.: I am. I tried to envision a perfected future. Now, I myself, am a polyamorous man.

Kirk: That's great, me too.

G.R.: I made you that way.

Kirk: That part is pretty great. I mean, I would hate to have to choose between Bones and Spock.

G.R.: ::spits out his coffee:: I'm sorry WHAT?

Kirk: What?

G.R.: I gave you female love interests of every size, shape, color, species, and description.

Kirk: I thank you for that, sir, but at some point a man has to settle down! I don't know if this had occurred to you, but romance is hard work, and I have a lot of responsibilities as a starship captain.

G.R.: (wistfully) Married to the Silver Lady.

Kirk: No. Married to my two best friends. You... intentionally made me poly... just so that I could be single forever?

G.R.: But, wait. Vulcans are monogamous. They fight to the death for their females.

Kirk: For their mates, yes. But Spock is half human, and so instead of killing Bones, he teases the shit out of him, insists everything he says is wrong, constantly wants to be on top---

G.R.: On... top...

Kirk: And occasionally bites him.

G.R.: I...

Kirk: Highly entertaining to watch.

G.R.: I simply assumed you'd be heterosexual.

Kirk: Sir, one time I fucked a plantoid. Everyone's genitals are compatible if you're not a coward. I'm much more concerned with a person's mind than their conformity to some arbitrary standard of beauty, and I couldn't care less about their gender.

G.R.: But Carol Marcus...

Kirk: Was a genius. I loved that about her. Why does this bother you so much, man? :: Realization dawns :: Oh. OH. I was your self-insert character. Wasn't I.

G.R.: The three of you were. Spock was my mind, Bones was my heart, and you were the balance between them.

Kirk: So you took one character, split it into three parts, made sure that we were a perfect orchestra of thought.

G.R.: Yes! Exactly that!

Kirk: And.... you're... confused... that we got married.

G.R.: :-(

[ur-battdoll]

Something me an my bestie agreed on

My best friend (dunno if I should name her so we'll call them R and H for now) and I were having a discussion. I brought up something an ha proof 🗣🗣🗣

H is Kirk. Literally so slay, has charisma, an needs to be held on a leash. Who's holding the leash?

R. R would be Spock, but with a sense of humor and smiles a bit more.

I would b bones, probably because my sarcasm and teasing is out of hand, but I love my two idiots anyways.

Like, chat they're actually me and my besties 😭🙏

[purpleenma]

Made this sketch for my dear @spongynova that I love so much 💜

Please click for better quality because Tumblr is murdering the poor sketch.

*Some background info under the cut.

If you have ever read the official Star Trek cookbook, there's a recipe that's called "Captain Kirk's plomeek soup" and I've always hc that Jim worked on that recipe to adapt it better specifically to Spock's taste.

So I drew the triumvirate here about to try out Jim's version of the recipe, helping out with the chores. Jim is confident in his recipe but Bones likes to jokingly tease him even if the doctor knows full well he'd eat whatever Jim prepares regardless, but he's also thrilled this idea will make Jim eat more vegetables xD Spock is a bit nervous about the changes but deep inside he's also expectant and honoured that Jim took the time to make something thinking of him.

And yes, Jim wears a novelty apron, he has several, some with more femcoded bodies. He chooses which one to wear based on vibes.

I really had a lot of fun sketching this, I might shade it in the future or maybe add some fast colouring, but it will have to wait because I have to keep taking things off my pile of To Dos xD

[anonymousewrites]

Logos and Pathos (AOS Edition) Chapter Twenty

AOS! Spock x Empath! Reader

Chapter Twenty: Arrival in Yorktown

Summary: The Enterprise docks in Yorktown, they see old family and friends, and some receive unexpected news.

            Kirk walked out of the Transport room carrying the Fibonans had offered to the Teenaxi. His shirt was ripped, and he was far less formally attired than when he had left to try to broker a treaty. He sighed tiredly.

            “Captain, did you manage to broker a treaty with the Teenaxi?” asked Spock, walking up to Kirk while Bones scanned him for injuries. (Y/N) was, unsurprisingly, right alongside him.

            “Uh…Let’s just say I came up short,” said Kirk.

            “We did say (L/N) should have gone,” said Bones, rolling his eyes unsympathetically.

            Kirk looked sheepishly at (Y/N), who waved a hand and chuckled.

            “Don’t worry, Captain. If that’s what would have happened to me—” (Y/N) gestured to his appearance “—I’m fine with you going.”

            “I suppose I deserved that one,” said Kirk. He handed the strange Fibonan artifact to Spock. “Will you log that and put it in the vault, Spock? Thank you.”

            “Jim, you look like crap,” said Bones jovially.

            “Thank you, Bones,” said Kirk, trying to escape the doctor while (Y/N) and Spock turned off to log the artifact.

            “A pity we didn’t get a treaty,” said (Y/N).

            “Yes, we should have sent you down as the negotiations officer.” Spock paused. “However, I would prefer to keep you from being harmed as the Captain was.”

            “You’re worried about me? How sweet,” teased (Y/N), touching their fingers to his. Spock gazed back at them fondly.

            Three years into their five-year mission and over four years into their relationship, (Y/N) and Spock were going as strong as ever. Spock had even gotten them a Vokaya necklace recently as a gift. He acknowledged that he was not very open about his feelings much of the time, so he gave them the necklace to remind them that he did care. ((Y/N) was not worried. Spock was actually quite affectionate with them in terms of Vulcan standards, and (Y/N) knew he loved them).

            Though some relationships aboard the Enterprise came and went with the months, theirs never faltered. They loved each other completely, and, more importantly, they understood and respected one another.

            Nothing could break that.

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            “Wow. That is impressive,” said Chekov, looking at Yorktown from the viewscreen.

            They were stopping for provisions, and the Enterprise had the honor of visiting the space colony built in its own bubble of air. It floated like a metallic planet full of life and various cultures and people.

            “Aye, she’s a beauty, isn’t she?” said Scotty, which was high praise considering his only love was the Enterprise.

            “What a damn monstrosity!” said Bones. “Couldn’t we just rent some place on a planet?”

            “Showing geographical favoritism among inducted Federation worlds could cause diplomatic tension,” said Spock.

            “Oh, you don’t think that looks tense?” shot back Bones. “Looks like a damn snow globe in space just waiting to break!”

            “My cousin and her wife live in Yorktown. They love it,” said (Y/N), shrugging. “They’ve never felt unsafe.”

            “That’s a much better attitude, (L/N),” said Kirk, smiling. “Bones, try some optimism.”

            “Realism is where it is,” said Bones, nodding.

            “Bones, I believe you’re a pessimist,” chuckled (Y/N).

            “Only because you all have your heads in the clouds,” grumbled Bones.

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            The Enterprise docked, and as they slowly floated towards the end of their docking tunnel, they watched the different gravity wells holding up streets in every direction. People of all planets and species walked around, going about their days happily. As soon as the doors opened, the officers of the Enterprise poured out to meet friends and family and new experiences.

            “So, Spock, what should we check out first?” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “I have to make a report and ensure we’re getting supplies, but I have heard that the botanical gardens and research on oxygen supply is quite advanced. They would be interesting,” said Spock.

            “Yes, I’ve heard a lot about them! And, apparently, they’re beautiful,” said (Y/N). “Once you’ve gotten your work done, we should go and see it.”

            Spock gazed at them fondly. Yes, he found the botanical gardens intellectually stimulating, but he found their worth grew as (Y/N) spoke about it so happily. They saw the world so beautiful, and Spock adored it.

            “(Y/N)!” shouted an excited voice, and a moment before (Y/N) could fully turn and register who it was, they were tackled by a woman in a purple dress stitched with golden stars. “You finally arrived!”

            “Merope?” said (Y/N), laughing in surprise as they tried to hold up their cousin. “I didn’t expect you to meet me here.”

            “She couldn’t just wait at home. You’re lucky she didn’t make a sign,” said an amused voice, and (Y/N) smiled as they spotted their cousin-in-law Alekto. She wore a pink blouse and white trousers, more casual than her usual diplomatic clothing, but it was still put-together.

            “I am,” said (Y/N), breaking from Merope’s hug to embrace Alekto. “How are you, Alekto?”

            “I’m good,” said Alekto, hugging (Y/N) back. “How are you?”

            “I’m doing well,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “Is this the boyfriend?” said Merope, grinning and wiggling her eyebrows at (Y/N) while nodding at Spock.

            (Y/N)’s cheeks heated, and they nodded. “Yes. This is Spock.” They smiled adoringly at him. “Spock, this is my cousin, Merope, and her wife, Alekto.”

            “Nice to meet you,” said Alekto, smiling.

            “I’ve heard your names before,” said Spock, nodding in greeting. “Your work as a Celian diplomat is well-documented.”

            “I do my best,” said Alekto, nodding.

            “And I’ve heard quite a bit about you when (Y/N) tells me about their childhood,” said Spock to Merope.

            “Oh, no,” said Merope, playfully horrified. “Nothing too terrible, I hope.”

            “I told him all the embarrassing stories from our childhood,” said (Y/N), grinning.

            “You’re horrible,” said Alekto, rolling her eyes fondly.

            “There are some great stories, though,” laughed Merope.

            “I’m sure after three years in space you two have some good stories,” said Alekto to (Y/N) and Spock. “If you aren’t too busy, we could grab lunch and catch up.”

            “I have to make a report first,” said Spock, nodding.

            “But I can grab lunch with you,” said (Y/N). They looked at Spock. “And then we can go and see the botanical gardens?”

            “Of course,” said Spock.

            “If you both aren’t coming to lunch, then you absolutely have to come to dinner before you leave again,” said Merope. “And I’m not taking no for an answer.”

            “We would love to,” said (Y/N).

            “I am interested in meeting more of (Y/N)’s family,” said Spock, nodding. He touched his fingers to theirs. “I must go.”

            “Bye, Spock,” said (Y/N), smiling at him.

            “Goodbye, T’hy’la,” he said.

            He walked away, and (Y/N) smiled after him. Merope nudged them.

            “Wow, you’ve never looked like that before,” teased Merope.

            “Shut up,” said (Y/N), looking away in embarrassment.

            “There’s no shame in being in love,” said Alekto.

            “But you do have to tell us all about it,” said Merope, grabbing (Y/N)’s arm to pull them to lunch.

            As they left, Spock was pulled aside by two Vulcans. Just as (Y/N) was being accosted, so was he. However, he would not get such a pleasant encounter as they did.

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            Spock remained silent as the Vulcans handed him the holopad. He stared at the epitaph given to Ambassador Spock after his death. Spock Prime was gone. Spock’s future self had passed away.

            Sensing the Vulcans wished for an acknowledgement, Spock looked up at them calmly (though inside, he felt far more disturbed by the information). “Thank you for bringing this to my attention,” he said.

            The Vulcans nodded.

            “We have also come to discuss another matter with you,” said one Vulcan.

            To any other culture, the switch between discussing death to something else would jarring and disrespectful, but these were Vulcan ways. If it was logical and necessary to discuss another issue, then that was what had to be done.

            “Yes?” said Spock, holding the holopad at his side. His hand only barely gripped it tighter than was natural, the slightest betrayal of his emotions at the news.

            “Ambassador Spock was married to a Celian,” said the other Vulcan.

            “And it has come to our attention that you, too, are involved with a Celian,” said the first Vulcan.

            “I am,” acknowledged Spock.

            “The future of Vulcan remains at risk as our numbers are not recovering at the proper rate,” said the second Vulcan. “It is imperative to our survival that we repopulate.”

            Spock knew where this was going.

            “Logically, to do so, more Vulcans must have children with other Vulcans,” continued the second Vulcan.

            “Of course, quite logical,” said Spock, nodding. He understood that Vulcans needed to grow their society. There had once been millions, now there were only a bit more than ten thousand. They were still very much endangered.

            “All the most intelligent and capable Vulcans are aware of their duty to Vulcan,” said the first Vulcan. He gazed evenly at Spock. “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”

            Spock looked back at the Vulcans evenly. “My choice in partner is logical.”

            “They are a skilled officer, yes,” said the second Vulcan. “But they are not Vulcan.”

            “They are not,” said Spock, holding onto the holopad tighter.

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            (Y/N) smiled as they spotted Spock walking into the botanical gardens.

            “Hello, Spock,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “(Y/N),” said Spock, stopping in front of them. “Was your lunch enjoyable?”

            “I loved catching up with my family,” said (Y/N), nodding. They looked at Spock and frowned as they saw something in his expression. “Are you alright?”

            Spock raised a brow. “I am in perfect physical health.”

            (Y/N) sighed. The fact that Spock answered a separate question meant he was avoiding theirs. People thought Spock just took things literally, which he did often, but he also answered to intentionally avoid answering uncomfortable questions.

            “What’s the matter, Spock? Did something happen?” asked (Y/N).

            “I simply received a report from a Vulcan counselor,” said Spock.

            “Spock, you know I can tell something is wrong.” They held up their hand as Spock opened his mouth to speak. “Don’t worry, it’s not your emotions that are showing. I can just tell. Call it significant-other-intuition.”

            Spock was fond of how much (Y/N) understood him, but now he was considering how much easier it would be to continue with a pleasant day if they didn’t see through him.

            “Ambassador Spock has passed,” said Spock, getting straight to the point.

            “Oh,” said (Y/N), their brow creasing in sadness as they processed the news.

            Of course it would disturb Spock. Spock Prime was an alternate timeline’s future version of himself. And (Y/N) couldn’t imagine what (Y/N) Prime was going through. (Y/N) had nearly lost Spock once, and to think of (Y/N) Prime losing their Spock broke (Y/N)’s own heart.

            But more important, Spock’s loss of someone who understood him was undoubtedly an ache in his heart. (Y/N) moved closer and touched his hand.

            “I’m so sorry, Spock,” they said quietly.

            “He lived many years. He was capable and did good work for many people,” said Spock. “There is nothing…There is nothing to mourn.”

            “Yes, he was a great man,” agreed (Y/N). “But that doesn’t mean you can’t acknowledge that you’d want him to be alive.”

            “I have experienced much loss,” said Spock. He looked at them. “Yet I cannot understand why this is so much different.”

            “Because Ambassador Spock understood you,” said (Y/N). “And when someone understands you, you want them to stay with you.” They smiled gently. “It’s natural.”

            Spock looked at their fingers against his and nodded. They understood feelings far better than he could, and he sensed they were right. In fact, hearing them acknowledge his feelings without any trepidation or judgement helped him. It let him process in his own time and way.

            And yet, one part of their speech stuck out to him. “You want them to stay with you.” Yes, Spock wanted people who understood him to remain with him. He had been isolated and shunned by full-Vulcans as a child, and now he was acknowledged because he “overcame” his difficulties. However, he also had friends. A partner. He had connections that cared for him and he cared for. People like Kirk understood him. (Y/N) understood him.

            And Spock had already learned that to lose them meant the loss of his heart. He couldn’t let that happen again. So, even if the other Vulcans wanted him to be with a Vulcan and help their numbers grow, Spock couldn’t—wouldn’t—leave (Y/N). They were the person he loved. He never wanted to be apart from them.

            In fact, Spock wanted to marry (Y/N).

            “T’hy’la,” said Spock softly. “They also came to speak to me about New Vulcan.”

            (Y/N) furrowed their brow. This also didn’t seem to be a good topic. “Is New Vulcan alright?”

            “Yes. The planet is suitable, and there are no indigenous people, so we are not intruding on any land or abusing resources,” said Spock. “However, the Vulcan High Council is considering our repopulation. We are not recovering as we should.”

            “I’m sorry that it’s taking longer than you hoped,” said (Y/N) gently, supportively.

            Spock nodded. “Logically, however, many Vulcans will realize this and likely attempt to either ensure that any childbirths go smoothly and are healthy or consider more children than there were in the past.”

            “Vulcans are quite logical,” said (Y/N), smiling. “And I know that they won’t treat their children poorly.”

            Although there were bad parents on every planet, Vulcans were fair parents for the most part. There were averages everywhere. Spock’s home situation had been unique due to being half-human.

            “No,” said Spock. He looked at (Y/N) intently. “However, they are also speaking to me about my relationship. My relationship with you.”

            (Y/N) furrowed their brow, and a fearful feeling twisted in their stomach. “Oh?” They tried to seem neutral, but the idea of Vulcans discussing their relationship made them uneasy. Additionally, because they were discussing Vulcans being in relationships and having children, (Y/N) had a feeling it wasn’t a positive discussion.

            Did Spock need to be with a Vulcan? Did he need help Vulcans repopulation? Did Spock need to break up with them?

            (Y/N)’s heart nearly broke at just the idea. They loved Spock more than anyone in the galaxy. He was the man they wanted to spend the rest of their life with. (Y/N) would marry him in an instant if he asked.

            But if Spock wanted to leave them, (Y/N) couldn’t stop him. They wouldn’t stop him. They’d respect his decision, even if it broke them.

            “T’hy’la, I have something I wish to say,” said Spock, gazing at (Y/N).

            (Y/N)’s heartbeat picked up in panic. This was it. (Y/N) was going to lose Spock. They were going to lose the man they loved.

            “(Y/N)—”

            Spock’s communicator trilled, and (Y/N) nearly had a heart attack as Spock’s words were broken off and they were left hanging.

            “Kirk to Spock,” said Kirk.

            “Spock here,” said Spock, though he had never felt such frustration answering his communicator.

            “We have a mission. We’re heading out as soon as possible. Get down to the Enterprise and I’ll explain,” said Kirk. “And I’d call (L/N) myself, but I’m guessing they’re with you.” He spoke with amusement even through the communicator.

            “I am,” said (Y/N), clearing their throat and forcing them into professional mode.

            “Good, then get going,” said Kirk.

            “Yes, Captain,” said Spock.

            “Aye, Captain,” said (Y/N).

            Gazing at (Y/N), Spock touched their hand. “Once we have a moment, I wish to continue this discussion.”

            (Y/N) swallowed hard. “Alright, Spock.”

            Oh, how (Y/N) wished they didn’t feel so deeply. Maybe then heartache wouldn’t feel like death.

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[bonesfucker3000]

favourite star trek headcanons?

Oh boy I have ALOT hehe (thank you so much for asking :3) (and these are just my silly headcanons and it's totally find if you disagree with them <3)

Id like to hear your favourite headcanons @etherealspacejelly :3

Kirk: Hes trans and pansexual (or bi I like both), that bitch loves to vouge its his favourite dance move hehe, kept the boob window shirt from amok time and wears it just to annoy Spock, is Jewish, (this one is more for AOS kirk but whatever) He LOVES 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop such as the Beastie Boys.

Spock: Jewish on his mums side, is gay MLM or unlabelled (I like both hc), really likes ambient music and falls asleep to it and white noise.

Bones: Is bisexual (yeah no, no character in TOS is straight sorry) loveeees to sing country songs when no one is around or can hear him even while on duty (Kirk definitely caught him once singing and teased the living fuck out of him), he loves to wear low raise jeans (old man whore), he has anger problems, a chronic smoker (yes yes he's a doctor but come on...he needs to let off some steam man) loves old country music especially from 20th century Earth, a massive fan of Dolly Parton and sings her songs regularly (his singing voice isn't actually that bad either, quite soothing but slightly deep)

Chekov: bi-curious (NO SLAVIC PERSON IS TRULY STRAIGHT...coming from a slav hehe) weed smoker so he probably smells like kush 50% of the time, is eastern orthodox (religion wise) he absolutely adores late 20th century (80s-90s) Russian Post-Punk such as Кино and Nautilus Pompillus, he also listens to Bladee and the drain gang in general (idk man he just seems like the average drainer/Bladee fan) also uses She/Him pronouns...(or that's just me projecting myself onto him)

...yeah you can CLEARLY see which characters are my favorites hehe (also I didn't put on hc for sulu scotty uhura or chapel since I barely have any)

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Okay hear me out....

New AU where all of TOS is actually just Jim, Spock, Bones along with all the other Senior officers' playground games.

Amanda and Sarek chose to raise Spock on Earth much to his chagrin. Which is why he mimics his father to the best of his ability and is constantly pleased he's different from his classmates. He has a massive crush on both Kirk and Bones after his betrothed back on Vulcan broke his heart. He came to school that day angry and started a fight with both boys that escalated into a small altercation between the headstrong Jim and Spock, but Jim lost to help Spock get it off his chest. The two humans immediately forgave their friend and understood.

Jim has seen through media he must have a girl which explains the rotating female love interest of the week. Also it's to prove to McCoy and Spock, NO HE DOESN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM, SEE? To which then the girl promptly doesn't return and he has to hunt down another one to play. At the same time he's seen his own Dad lamenting that he's less married to his mom and more his job so he goes with that angle too.

Bones is always the one to the rescue when anyone gets a scrape or small cut; he carries around a little tin of bandages and disposable alcohol wipes because his helicopter of a mother is always concerned he's going to hurt himself. He was the first one to join Jim and inadvertently got the job of Chief Medical officer when Jim on the 'Bridge' (that section of the playground) accidentally fell off his 'Captain's Chair' (the jungle gym) and immediately rushed over to see if his classmate was alright. Bones also has a massive crush on Spock and Jim which is why he constantly teases the two.

Scotty is just autistic. Scotty just really wanted to play Chief Engineer so he could use all those words he's been reading about in the tech manuals he's stolen from his father. He brings them to school everyday.

Uhura started out as the token girl of the group, not allowed to do much but the guys quickly realized since she was bright and multilingual, she could do all the voices and stuff for their Aliens! She had great fun playing all the bad guys and good guys the group encountered and was always coming up with something to challenge Jim and his 'Command skills.'

Chekov is a grade younger student who moved schools for being bullied. The group immediately takes him under their wing as soon as Jim notices him sitting all by himself at recess. With Spock especially standing by his new younger friend.

Sulu LOVED to play medieval sword fights or cops and robbers but was coaxed into this new Starship game by Jim with the promise of being the Tactical officer. He still occasionally challenges people to duals.

Any reoccurring actors in different roles were just the same kids who just happened to show up again and wanted to play so Jim and Uhura assigned them a role in their story.

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Deep Space Nine S5 EP6 (Trials And Tribble-Ations) Hiii >:) I’m backkk

Here we go:

- I LOVE JADZIA DAX RAHHHH

- I like the bad cop, also bad cop thing the time guys got going on

- “We took on a passenger.” *switches perspective* “Humans!” Bashir is so not prepared to talk to anyone

- Hi Julian hiii

- Miles and Julian teasing Worf <3

- Bright energy colour to symbolize the prophets are fucking around

- THE ENTERPRISE! !!

- I started watching this on my phone but decided to switch to my computer but then got distracted by dishes so I went to do dishes with my headphones on and thought ‘I should play some music’ so I pressed the button and all I hear is trumpets and I remembered I was watching deep space nine (I have no attention span apparently)

- I love the silly little exposition. Like “Which enterprise? There have been five.” “Six.” And “His ship. James T. Kirk.”

- “Man was a menace.” Damn right he was

- OMG THE GETTING READY MONTAGE WITH THE SLUTTY BOOTS

- Bashir’s hair is styled like McCoy’s oh my- oh my heart

- “I’m a doctor not a historian.” I SCREAMED

- we love Jadzia Dax. I said we love JADZIA DAX!

- I like how the shirts hang a bit over Miles and Julian’s hands

- DO NOT fuck someone in the past, goddamnit Doctor

- He’s just sitting there

- Miles out of his element because this ship is patch-worked together differently than his

- I love Odo getting some peace in his life. GET THIS GOO A PET

- Poor Worf

- Sisko with the flip (edit: assuming it’s a communicator flip)

- I love that all these random Klingon commanders get a backstory via Dax just chilling with them

- I like how Sisko describes Kirk in this episode because in the original Kirk was just pissed off at the station scientist

- “Your flap’s open.” Miles looks down almost immediately

- JULIAN THIS IS NOT A PREDESTINATION PARADOX! DONT! (Sidenote: I’m my own grandpa song mention)

- Miles is so done with Julian’s hyperactive bullshit

- “Fine! But I can’t wait to get back to deep space nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!” Omg I love this man. He’s such a loser.

- Neat! When beaming in DS9 they continue to move rather than have a frozen image like in TOS

- “Benjamin, look.” Yeah I’d check out Kirk and Spock too, completely fair Jadzia

- I didn’t realize they’re just imposed in the background for a second

- YEAH JADZIA! You know what’s up (Spock does have beautiful eyes)

- Normal behaviour

- The fact they made Miles mistake someone for Kirk instead of making him recognize Scotty is a damn shame- Never mind it’s funny

- I forgot how protective Chekov is, it’s adorable

- GET HIM SCOTTY (Chekov then jumps over a table to tackle someone)

- Julian punches someone really easily and then remembers ‘oh yeah it’s supposed to hurt’ he’s ridiculous

- OMG WAIT did Julian and Miles meet Kirk?!? OMG THEY DOO IMG OMG. ONG

- Hi Kirk hiii girlypop hiiii

- Autistic man finds stim toy (edit: not sure who this is about)

- Kirk’s ass Kirk sitting on the tribble lol

- MCCOY HII MCCOY

- “He had the hands of a surgeon.” DAX AND MCCOY CANONICALLY FUCKED?!? I mean.yeah

- The shot of the tribbles eating the grain

- He’s so babygirl :)

- Spock repeating the statistics that Jadzia said earlier and so she just gives Sisko this look of, ‘see? Even Spock agrees.’

- Jadzia throwing tribbles on Kirk. Priceless.

- Bones! I love Bones!

- What’s got Spock looking like that? He’s gonna bite someone get him off the bridge!

- “Would have done the same thing myself.” YEAH. I’d wanna see those gay men too

- Oh I forgot about Quark with the tribbles :)

I miss TOS now. I miss my bbygirls.

Masterpost

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Spock headcannons, don't judge me i just think he's neat

He will NEVER ask you to neglect your duties but he will often apologize for putting you in harms way, even if its not his fault

Anytime you want to watch a movie he indulges you because he can get work done while you're leaning against him (but it is hard to watch dramas they infuriate him)

If you're an Ensign your relationship is quite secret but to be honest only people close to him will notice anything is different

Once you become a lieutenant he takes you out to dinner in the mess hall, and MANY people realize you're together but its still just a rumor since no one can read his facial expressions

You don't often get in harms way, but he almost broke a PADD whenever he found out your ankle got broken while running away, he doesn't recall any other details of rhe mission only that you were nearly left behind

Theres no kissing him in public, you respect his privacy and he has never had the urge to kiss you in front of anyone because he knows that what you share is for each other to enjoy.

There have been quite a few times (after a close call) where he did hold his hand out for a vulcan kiss, and somehow it makes you blush more than when he asks you in private to kiss like humans

There have been only a few times where Kirk has attempted to tease you both, but when you got hurt and spock nearly broke multiple pieces of equipment he realized that he wouldn't get a rise out of either of you unless he did something crazy

Kirk regularly gives him advice about dates because they're in fact the bestest of friends

His dates mostly consist of legitimate quality time, playing games together, eating dinner and discussing your day, or even just reviewing particularly interesting mission logs you've went on without each other

Bones had to physically restrain Spock more than once from leaving the med bay (so he could see you) and you're the only one that can convince him to take Bones adivice

Before you dated Kirk and Bones bet on every aspect of your relationship and once Spock found out he waited 2 weeks to tell them you were together

Spock never thinks about retiring but anytime you're allowed shore leave he imagines life with you to be enough. after he's gotten too old to be with starfleet of course

And if anyone is wondering, no he will never do public sex, this is Spock and in my opinion he only does it every once in awhile because he doesn't find it as satisfying as spending time with you and making conversation.

Side note even though this is x reader Spock is for sure in love with Kirk thats just a fact

I also couldn't decide which version to use so here's both!

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Fic Masterlist!!

Star Trek

Get Some Rest - You are the head of the ecology team on board the Enterprise, and after returning from a mission that did not go as planned, Spock and Jim take care of you and make sure you get the rest you desperately need. Absolute tooth rotting fluff.

Lay All Your Love On Me - You walk into medbay to find Bones overworking himself (no surprise there) and try to convince him to take a break. In the process he discovers that you are a very good hugger, and word spreads fast. Basically, it's four chapters of gratuitous cuddling with Bones, Kirk and Spock, sue me.

Banter or Bullying? - Spock has gained some insecurities from the constant teasing he gets from other members of the crew. On his way to a meeting, he overhears you talking to Scotty about him, or, more accurately, gushing about him. You help him realise that the things he gets teased for by some people can be the very same things someone else finds most endearing about him.

Huddling for Warmth, Logically Of Course - You and Spock get stranded in a cold, snowy landscape when the transporter malfunctions. The logical solution is, of course, to share body heat. If you happened to fall asleep in Spock's arms, I wonder how he would react...

Cuddlebug - Spock gets high on catnip and craves cuddles! Unfortunately, he also seems to think you're 'his' and won't let go. Oh well, might as well enjoy the attention while it lasts! (Crackfic)

Supernatural

A Sweet Surprise - A fic I wrote for Dean Winchesters birthday in January, and the first fic I ever posted!! It's a very short and sweet little one-shot about young Sam and Dean. John is away on a hunt for Dean's birthday, so Sammy takes matters into his own hands!

Unexpected Affection - You are a very casually affectionate person. Sam and Dean are not, but they're not exactly complaining. This fic is little collection of scenes where you give Sam and Dean a little more affection than they bargained for!

I was here first - A fic request from tumblr user beardothebard. The Winchesters have a lesbian older sister named Johnny!

Marvel Cinematic Universe

The Lonely Warrior - Einar, my MCU OC, is a 10-year-old Light Elf who becomes orphaned and is taken in by the Avengers. Contains some pretty heavy themes, especially to begin with, but makes up for it with plenty of found family fluff later on! New chapters are being uploaded every Sunday :)

Side Quests of a Light Elf - My other current WIP. A collection of one-shots about my OC, Einar, that didn't make it into the main fic. There are a number of reasons why a story might be in here, including: it is a crossover or AU, it doesn't connect well to the main timeline, or I felt that it wouldn't have added anything meaningful to the main story, but I thought it would be fun to write anyway. These stories are not canon to The Lonely Warrior, but if you like Einar and want to see them being put in Situations, then this fic is for you!

Reblogs are appreciated!

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A Million Things To Want

Summary:

 “Let me help.” Jim takes Spock’s face in his hands and kisses him gently. Soft, open-mouthed kisses to coax the poison out of him. Spock claws at his shirt, shivering uncontrollably as he veers backwards, and hands catch him. He turns his head, chest and stomach heaving as he spits a flower to the ground. He tries to flee, to bolt like a horse from the stable, but those same hands reassure him, holding him tight. “What was the plan?” Jim teases, gently. “Were you going to avoid us for the remainder of our five-year mission?”

The Away Team contract something unusual on an away mission. Jim could probably survive it, if only Sulu didn't love things with thorns.

Category: M/M

Fandom: Star Trek

Relationships: James T. Kirk/Hikaru Sulu, James T. Kirk/Spock, Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock, James T. Kirk & Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Characters: James T. Kirk, Hikaru Sulu, Spock (Star Trek) Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Christine Chapel

Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, Hurt/Comfort

Cover art by @sweet-sugarcubbe. Originally written for the 2023 Terms Of Service zine @sttermsofservice