#Junior Wizard

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

[not-rab]

*at a death eater meeting*

Barty: They hate our strategies because we're dating!

Evan: …

Evan: We’re not dating?

Regulus: YOU’RE NOT!?

Barty *getting off Evan’s lap*: We’re not?!

[snarky-magpie]

Regulus: James just texted me.

Barty: So? Text him back.

Regulus: Can't.

Barty: Why not?

Regulus: Have to wait. Texting right back would make me look desperate.

Barty: Mate, you're married to him.

[sunseekerchild]

Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Barty: weak, I sleep with two.

James: you're both pathetic.

Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

James: Regulus.

[evvvangeline44]

barty and regulus would be menaces on dress to impress. like serving top tier cunt. divas.

[theblackstar04]

regulus back with selective mutism who learns to be comfortably talking with sirius as a child. when he goes to hogwarts and he isn't talking to him anymore, he goes quite. over the years, he gets comfortable enough to talk to the skittles.

imagine sirius talking to regulus again, only to find that he is no longer someone he feels safe and comfortable enough with to talk to. imagine sirius when he sees james being a person he can talk to.

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

"Barty has a knife kink!"

"Barty has a blood kink!"

"Barty has a biting kink!"

No. Barty has an Evan kink. Evan's into this? Cool. So is Barty now. He could find it the most utterly foul thing when he hears about it, but the moment Evan's doing it? He loves it.

[managone16]

Evan and Barty while fucking: Evan: That's it Barty- Barty, grinning: Did you know Barty: That the dopamine released in us is the same when we have an orgasm to when we solve a math problem? Evan, pausing: Evan: B, What the fuck-

[pxrty-crxsher]

*power goes out*

Evan: Fucking shit, I can’t see anything

Barty: Don’t worry. I’ve got this covered.

Barty: *stomps feet*

Barty: *sketchers light up*

Barty: You’re welcome

[where-is-vivian]

rosekiller but barty, instead of rejecting the path his father laid out for him, goes to law school and becomes a lawyer.

one day he has to defend a man who's accused of the most heinous crimes, and when he meets him, he comes face to face with pretty-face evan. And, despite having called barty to defend him to avoid jail, the first thing he says to him is "I did all of it".

[outromoony]

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

[birdieardley]

Because Regulus and James are dating, the Skittles and the Marauders spend a lot more time together and Sirius hates the fact that he appreciates Barty so much.

Barty: *Makes a joke*

Sirius laughs

Sirius realizes that Barty made the joke.

Sirius:

Barty:

Sirius: It wasn't funny.

[not-rab]

Pandora: The floor's lava!

James: *helping Regulus onto the table*

Barty: *kicks Evan off the sofa*

Dorcas: There are two types of boyfriends

[rudamaruda520]

Barty: I am Barty and I put the "hot" in psychotic.

Pandora: I am Pandora and I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Peter: I am Peter and I put the "rat" in dehydrated.

Remus: I am Remus and I put the "sex" in dyslexic.

Evan: I am Evan and I don't get it. What am I supposed to say?

Dorcas: Your name and "I put something in something".

Evan: Oh, okay okay.

Evan: I am Evan and I put the dick in Barty.

[sunseekerchild]

Barty: I’m going to do something stupid.

Evan: Don’t you mean we?

Barty tearing up: We.