#Jaune x Nora x Pyrrha x Ren

[arc-misadventures]

How well do you Coco could make Ren look like a girl?

'A Lady's Face is Like the Dessert; Everyday she has a Different Face.'

Coco: Jaune, I have an important question for you!

Jaune: What's up, Coco? Hi, Ren.

Ren: Hi, Jaune.

Coco: Now then, let me pose an interesting question to you! How could you make, Ren look more like a girl?

Jaune: Simple: Just make him wear makeup.

Coco: No that's...?

Coco put her hand in her chin as she inspected, Ren's face.

Coco: Actually no, that would have worked, that would have worked very easily...! But, no! That's not how we do it!

Coco: Entirely...

Jaune: Then, how do we do it?

Coco: First off we put up a screen!

Jaune: Eh?

Suddenly, a dividing screen appears, blocking Jaune's vision.

Jaune: What, where did you...?

Coco: Next we strip them!

Jaune: Wha?

Ren: WHAT?!

Jaune suddenly sees, Ren's clothes being tossed over the divider: Down from her shoes to his dress shirt.

Jaune: Uhhh?

Coco: We apply some light make up~!

Ren: Hey, wait?!

Coco: A chop to the throat to readjust the voice~!

Ren: A what?

(Thwack!)

Ren: (Cough cough cough!) The hell, Coco?!

Jaune: D-Did his voice get higher?

Coco: And, lastly we get rid of the bindings~!

Jaune: Bindings?

Ren: Wait, no!

Jaune suddenly saw several Velcro straps flying over the divider. One particular large binding landing his hands. He looked over the binding in his hand, wondering why the hell, Ren was wearing this.

Jaune: Ren, why do you have these things...?

Coco: It's simple, Jaune! How else was he supposed to stay hidden?

Jaune: What the hell are you talking abou...?

Coco pushed the divider aside to show a, Coco with a large smug smile, and standing next to her was a brunette girl with an plump things, and a sizeable chest.

Jaune: Uhh?! W-W-W-What the hell?!! I-Is that...?! Is that you, REN?!

Coco: Ahh-Ah-Ah~! You'd be mistaken there, Jaune! May I present to you, Lie Rin~!

Jaune: R-Rin?! Ren?! No, Rin... AHH?! The hell?! Have you been a girl the whole time?!

Rin: Ahh... y-yeah... I have always been a girl... S-Surprise...?

Jaune: Why?!

Rin: N-Nora thought I was a boy, and it just sorta stuck... but then puberty hit, and I... Well, I just wrapped them up, and... yeah...

Jaune: And, you knew this, Coco?!

Coco: Yep~!

Jaune: How?!

Coco: Woman's intuition~!

Jaune: I'd call bullshit, but I have seven sisters, and a mother who have been using that line on me for years, so yeah.

Rin: I'm sorry for lying to you, Jaune... I just got used to dressing like... like, Ren that I couldn't stop.

Jaune: That's... okay? Wait, Nora obvious knows this. She has an unexpected knowledge on many, many things... It's scary what she knows about...

Rin: Quite scary...

Jaune: But does, Pyrrha know?

Rin: Yeah... I told her after that incident with the Boartusks, and those mud holes.

Jaune: Cause the three of you feel in the mud, and had a shower together?

Rin: Yeah, pretty much...

Jaune: Wait... Shower...?! You've were staring at my junk that day!

Rin: What?! N-No I wasn't!

Jaune: Bullshit! You were looking at me so long that there is no way you didn't see my four inches!

Rin: What, you're not four inches, you're at least seve...?! EEEP?!

Jaune: I fucking knew it!

Coco: Seven inches?! That explains why he refuses to wear speedos...

Jaune: That's it missy! We need to have a private chat!

Rin: Whoa hey, Jaune?!

Jaune grabbed, Rin's hand, and pulled her towards their dorm room. As they were leaving, they walked by, Nora, and Pyrrha who offered, Rin a wave as they walked by.

Nora: So, how did it go?

Coco: Quite well if I say so myself.

Pyrrha: He may be upset, but I'm sure they can work things out.

Nora: Jaune-Jaune may be angry, but they'll be able to work things out.

Coco: Considering how big he was getting, I think they can find several things to talk about~!

Pyrrha: Jaune's seven inches soft you know.

Coco: S-Soft?! Then how big is he?!

NP: Ten inches.

Coco: Holy shit...

Coco: Well, we'll know how well their chat goes, based on how much she'll be limping in the morning~!

Nora: Hehehe~1

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: You want to have a go with him too, don't you, Coco?

Coco: Fuck yes I do!

Pyrrha: do you mind if we...?

Nora: Only if we all do it together...

Coco: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Coco: Fuck it, I'm game~!

Pyrrha: Oh, this is going to be fun~!

[superiorsturgeon]

half giant jaune is tasked with keeping watch of "the prisoner" whom, is having a crisis of faith, they cannot possibly be attracted to this wildman-they cannot- it isnt proper in the background, scribe ren resolves to climb three-quarters giant nora like a tree.

Amazon!Pyrrha: *in prison* I’m warning you, let me out of here! I didn’t do anything wrong!

Scribe!Ren: *looking at his clipboard* According to the city guard, you were arrested for vigilantism. You aren’t allowed to fight street gangs unless you’re a sanctioned member of the guard.

Scribe!Ren: Until the ambassador from the Amazon homeland finishes negotiating with the city government, I’m afraid you will remain in custody.

Scribe!Ren: Please don’t attempt to escape. We have two half-giant guards on-duty outside your cell to prevent any trouble.

Giant!Jaune/Giant!Nora: *standing guard wearing fur tunics and wielding huge clubs*

Scribe!Ren: If you need to make any statements, I will be over here at my desk doing paperwork!

Amazon!Pyrrha: *leans against the bars* UGGGGHHHH…! 😩

Amazon!Pyrrha: I could probably bend these stupid bars open, but it’d be a hassle to get past those two guards…!

Amazon!Pyrrha: …plus, that blonde half-giant is actually pretty cute! 😲

Amazon!Pyrrha: *plays with her ponytail* The way he has his tunic fastened really shows off his butt! 😍

Amazon!Pyrrha: NO!! Pyrrha, you are a noble Amazon, and you will NOT give into temptation! Remember the Amazon oath of chastity and purity!!! 😖

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Giant!Nora: *grunts* I’m telling you, she’s totally checking you out! You should talk to her!

Giant!Jaune: *grunts back* Really…? But she’s so hot and I’m just a dumb half-giant with a part-time job! 😣

Giant!Nora: *grunts* Don’t sell yourself short! You should go talk to her! She’s only in for a misdemeanor!

Giant!Jaune: *glances over his huge shoulder at Scribe!Ren* I don’t know…isn’t it against the rules…? 😕

Giant!Nora: *smiles and grunts* Don’t worry, I’ll take care of the scribe! He’s been staring at my legs all night since I left my bear-skin leggings at home! 😉

Giant!Nora: *bends forward to lean on her giant club* 😏

Giant!Nora: *grunts seductively* Oh, no~! I seem to have worn my short tunic by accident…!

Scribe!Ren: *looks up from his paperwork and directly into a giantess upskirt shot at head height*

Giant!Nora: *winks at little scribe and blows a kiss* 😘

Scribe!Ren: *drops his quill and quickly shifts his legs to the side* O////O !!!!!

Giant!Jaune: *at the cell door, nervously using his best Common-speak and fidgeting with his club* …uh…hello, my name…uh…Jaune! Short…sweet…uh…😅

Giant!Jaune: …tasty…? WAIT, I mean…! 😰

Amazon!Pyrrha: 🤭 Goddess, he’s so big but he’s so nervous! How can he be this cute?! He’s like a huge puppy!😂

Giant!Jaune: *trying to recover* …uh…you, uh… 😖

Giant!Jaune: …you fight good…! 😣

Amazon!Pyrrha: Sorry, Amazon oath, I can’t NOT fuck him! 🥰

[rachetmath]

Retracing Steps

Nora: Jaune?

Jaune: *researching*

Nora: Jaune?! Jaune?!!

Jaune: What?

Nora: Jaune I get you and Lewis were friends but he’s gone.

Jaune: I know.

Ren: So what are we looking for? His grave?

Jaune: No. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Emerald: Then what is it?

Jaune: His first draft.

Nora: You mean his book?

Jaune: Yeah. Lewis censored a lot of information. More importantly, his story was based on his diary. I don’t know what happened to him but he still lived in Vacuo or moved. He had to have taken it with him.

Nora: But what’s so important is that you need his book.

Jaune: *silent*

Nora: No. Jaune you’re not thinking– Are you-

Jaune: Slow down. Yes, I’m looking for a way to return to the Ever After. But not for me. For Salem.

Ren: What?

Jaune: When I was in the Ever After, I thought Ascension just meant death. Which it is. However, it’s also about rebirth. Making changes in one’s self. 

Emerald: And? What does this have to do with Salem? 

Jaune: Think about what Ruby told us. Salem failed to learn the value of life and death. In The Ever After you still die but-

Emerald: Salem’s immortal Jaune.

Jaune: Listen. After you die or are taken by the tree as Ruby described, you are sent to the forger. The forger has the power to create, reforge, and repair you.

Nora: Jaune we fail to see your point.

???: I get it.

Ren: Ruby? When did you and your team-

Ruby: Sorry. I was looking for Jaune a while ago. They were just helping me look. I wanted to talk but that can wait. Jaune, if what I’m guessing is correct then if you find this portal back to The Ever After, you can send Salem there.

Jaune: Yes. However once I find it and see if it works, I need Raven there before sending Salem. 

Yang: Why my mom?

Jaune: Her semblance allows her to travel anywhere as long as she has been there before. 

Ruby: And unlike the staff, it ignores time and space. That means Raven can easily leave the Ever After without having to go through the door again.

Emerald: Okay. Stop! You keep talking about the Ever After but what about Salem?! What does any of this have to do with beating Salem?!

Ruby: *smile* It’s possible but only a theory. If we send Salem to the Ever After, allowing the tree to take her-

Weiss: Then she ascends. 

Blake: Allowing the forger to reset her.

Yang: Leaving her-

Jaune: That’s right.  She can be imprisoned or she can return but maybe as… a mortal.

NER: !!!!

Nora: Meaning…

Ren: She can finally be killed.

Ruby: Exactly. 

Nora: Yes! Fearless Leader strikes again. *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Nora, calm down. Besides like Ruby said it’s theoretical. And even so, she could come back maybe stronger than before.

Weiss: Maybe. But still-

Yang: It’s better than nothing.

Jaune: *continues his research*

Ruby: Hey, can you all leave for a minute? I want to talk to Jaune alone. 

NER and WBY: *leave*

Jaune: *sigh*

Ruby: I’m… I’m… I’m sorry.

Jaune: For what?

Ruby: For what happened on the bridge? 

Jaune: *stops what he’s doing for a second*

Ruby: I… I figured out what happened. Put two and two together. And… I’m sorry.

Jaune: *continues working* Just promise this. Don’t be like them.

Ruby: Like who?

Jaune: Pyrrha. Penny. And Alyx.

Ruby: I don't -

Jaune: Pyrrha thought she could do it. Though it was slim she still went in with no way out. She could have lived to fight by our side if she hadn't been egotistic. Penny could have lived if she had been a little more selfish. Willingly to put her life first before others. What made her death even sadder was… she died a puppet on the strings. Alyx died because of ignorance. She thought irrationally. Jump to conclusions. Not taking the time to think things through. All those things probably are what ultimately led her to her death. She was truly a naive girl.

Ruby: *silent*

Jaune: Look Ruby, your silver eyes are not the only things that make you special. And just because you get praise for it doesn't mean you should let them define you. You are not alone. So please, count on me to help. Or at least your team. Don't die over pride. 

Ruby: *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Hm. Hey, what's- …oh.

Ruby: *in tears* 

Jaune: *sighs and smiles* Alright, I’ll take a break, for you at least.

Ruby: Thank you.

[howi99]

*CRACK*

Jaune: Aw gee, another training sword broken. Why is everything so easy to break?

Pyrrha: *sweating* (Gosh, since the beginning of our training, he already broke all the lances, axes, and almost all the swords we had in reserve for training! How strong is he!?)

Nora: *sparkle in her eyes* Yoooo! Jaune jaune! You have to fight me!

Jaune: N-no! I know i'm still not good enough for that! Beside, we only got one sword left.

Nora: Then hit me with your best shot! I want to feel how strong you are!

Jaune: O-ok!

________

At the infirmary

Ren: ...

Nora: *with a broken arm* You should have seen it! I almost thought i was finally done for! Man, fearless leader is strong!

Ren: Nora, your only savings grace was that he hit you with the flat of the sword.

Nora: I know, isn't it great! 😃

Ren: *facepalm*

[davidellisartworkstuff]

They're so happy the boys got funded! Well done to everyone for funding the Team JNPR plushies!

[juanarc-thethird]

Can we get a sequel to Good Night, Jaune~?

When Team JNPR are saying goodnight to each other, Jaune surprises Pyrrha by going to her and kissing her before going to sleep himself.

Jaune: *With his hand on the light switch* Ok, it's time to go to sleep. Good night Nora.

Nora: *In Bed* Good night, fearless leader.

Jaune: Good night Ren

Ren: *In bed* Good night Jaune.

Jaune: Good night Pyrrha

Pyrrha: *In bed but looking away out of embarrassment* G-Good night Jaune.

Jaune just sighs and turns off the light. He approaches his own bed and just as he gets into Pyrrha's view, she turns the other way.

Pyrrha: *Red* (God, I can't look at his face after what happened yesterday! Why did I do that? It's so embarrassing!)

Suddenly she feels someone poking her in the back.

Pyrrha: (Huh?)

She turns to look and is attacked by a sweet kiss on her lips from Jaune.

Pyrrha: *Blushing* Eh?

Jaune: *Smiling* Good night Pyrrha~

Jaune lies down on his bed and goes to sleep. Pyrrha on the other side was stunned and doesn't know what to do other than mentally scream.

Pyrrha: *Red* (EEEEHHH???!!!!)

[lordoftime01]

(A rewrite of sorts)

Yang: Lying in bed with her head handing off the side

Yang: "Ugh! It's been soooo boring since team JNPR got sent on that mission several months ago."

Ruby: "Hey, at least there was a bright side. Since it was Miss Goodwitch that went with then, Combat Class has become a free time."

Weiss: "I still can't believe that Professor Ozpin had Miss Goodwitch go with them. Especially considering her condition."

Yang: "Oh don't worry I'm su-" Interrupted and startled by a loud yelling.

???: "OH MY BROTHERS!!! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK!"

???: "It is nice to be back, yeah. Those Grimm just never seemed to end"

???: "Oh yeah, and if it hadn't been for fearless leader unlocking his semblance, we could have been goners"

______

Yang/Ruby/Weiss: In their heads 'Wait, Vomit Boy/Jaune/That dunce finally unlocked his semblance"

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???: "And even better that he saved his and Miss Goodwitch's baby"

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Yang: "Wait, not only did Jaune unlock his semblance, but he also knocked up the goodbitch our teacher?!"

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???: "Thank you... Nora for reminding me of that... really appreciate it"

Yang/Ruby/Weiss: Huddle around their dorm room door to be able to hear much better. They heard Nora, Ren, and Pyrrha but haven't heard Juane yet.

Nora: "You know Pyrrha, you have no one to blame but yourself"

Ren: "Yeah. Nora and I told you that if you didn't tell him soon-"

Nora: "Then someone else was going to be his"

Pyrrha: "You're right. I took too long to confess my feelings. And I lost him to our teacher of all people. There has to be some sort of law against that." The pain and hurt in her voice was evident

Pyrrha: Punches the wall hard enough for it, and the surrounding area to rattle a bit.

Blake: Burst out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, pen and notebook in hand. Bowling over her teammates and slamming the door open, startling _NPR

Blake: "What's this I hear about Jaune knocking up Miss Goodwitch!? Give me the details, leave nothing out"

Nora: "Ok so apparently Jaune Jaune and Miss Goodwitch banged each other on Velentine's day." She had a shit-eating grin on her face as the sound of Pyrrha crunching JNPR's door handle was heard.

Nora: "And from what I know, the two of them had been together together for a few months before that." She proceeded to go into great detail of all that she knew.

Glynda: Carefully sits down while groaning. One hand on the chair to help stabilize, the other hand on her extended belly.

Jaune: Comes in with some tea and quickly rushes over to help her

Glynda: "Don't worry Jaune, I had it." Gives Jaune a peck on the lips

Glynda: "Thank you though. I really appreciate it"

Jaune: "You really shouldn't be moving yourself so much. We already had that close call with the Beringel." Pours Glynda some tea before giving it to her.

Jaune: "Ozpin has even told you are to take it easy." He sits beside Glynda and wraps one arm around her shoulder, pulling her close while he places his free hand over Glynda's hand and belly, intertwining his fingers with hers.

Glynda: "Oh, but I'm sure there's so much paperwork that is backed up. Paperwork that I'm 100% sure that Ozpin didn't do and so will just push the work load onto me." Her voice had a slight whine to it as she sipped her tea.

Jaune and Glynda just sat there in silence, enjoying each other's company. Their eyes widened in surprise when they felt their child moving inside Glynda's womb, a smile on their faces as they just basked in the moment.

The two of them hadn't been able to get much alone time during the mission. Now was the perfect chance for them to make up for lost time. Glynda turned her head and gently pressed her lips against Jaune when there was a loud knock on the door.

Glynda: Let's out a groan as their alone time was interrupted. She struggles a bit to get up from her position

Jaune: Gently, yet firmly, keeps her seated as he gets up to see who it was. At the door was Ozpin with a large stack of papers.

Ozpin: "Ah hello, Mr Arc. If you would be so kind as to hand Glynda these papers. I'd be ever so grateful."

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

[zexapher]

A Fond Farewell

With Rooster Teeth beginning its draw down, an era has truly passed. The company has lasted more than two decades. 18 (soon 19) seasons, five mini-series, and cameos and references in Halo itself for Red vs Blue. 9 volumes alongside two movies, a chibi series, Ice Queendom, and its own games for RWBY. And so much more beyond that, RT Shorts, podcasts, Achievement Hunter, The Slow Mo Guys, and on and on. That’s a lot, especially for a little startup launching off a web series. I was listening to “This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You Later” by Richie Branson while I was making this little memorial post. It’s a song made for another Rooster Teeth show, Camp Camp, and I have to say it’s some very appropriate music for this moment.

The day the news dropped, I wrote up a little comment in response to Rooster Teeth beginning its closing down, and I thought I’d share some of it here. I grew up with Rooster Teeth, a bit of a cheesy line I know, but it’s true for a lot of us. I was just a little kid way back in the early 2000’s, a kid that liked Halo (a game I didn’t even own for a long time, but played at a friend’s house), and was just getting curious about what I could find about it on YouTube. And that brought me into the world of music videos and skits and montages made for that little game I liked.

From there, I discovered a small web series called Red vs. Blue. I’d sneak onto my folk’s computer to watch it since they didn’t appreciate the language, and in doing so I dipped my toes into the wide world of the internet for the first time. As I got older, I eventually hopped onto Reddit for its discussion threads of Rooster Teeth’s latest show, RWBY. I began my first in-depth fandom interactions, speculating about the show, enjoying the flood of fanart, even got into fanfics about RWBY (those fics have had their own amazing evolution alongside the show) and to this day it’s the fandom I’ve followed and bookmarked the most fics from. All the while I was making friends and bonding with people through the community this company and its shows have created.

Watching the shows and people grow over time was, looking back on it, just like watching myself grow. I was never really a social media/internet kind of guy, until it came to Rooster Teeth. The shows, shorts, podcasts, it all opened up a whole new world for me. It’s sad to see it coming to a close, and I hope it gets picked up in the future. But I’m happy, too, that it’s left so much behind, and had such an impact on me. It’s left me with so many good memories. Rooster Teeth, its shows, those that created and worked on it, and above all the community around it will always have a special place in my heart.

So, I bid a fond farewell to Rooster Teeth and its crew, and anyone who may drift away from the fandom in time. I wish you all the best.

[arc-misadventures]

Jaune is asked FMK on his all female teammates, but instead it’s his mom asking BMI.

Body mass index? No, Breed, Mate, or Impregnate.

BMI: Jaune

Juniper: Oh, Jaune~?

Jaune: Oh great… hell is here…

Pyrrha: What are you talking about, it’s just your mom?

Nora: Hi, Mom!

Rin: Hello, Mrs. Arc.

Juniper: Hello girls!

Jaune: What do you want mom?

Juniper: Can you answer something for me~?

Jaune: No.

Juniper: What? But, I haven’t even asked you anything.

Jaune: Aye, but it’s you, so what ever it is, is something I don’t want to answer!

Juniper: Please~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Haa… fine ask your question… But, it better nit be MFK, or so help me!

Pyrrha: You relented pretty fast.

Jaune: She’ll keep bothering me until I finally say yes, so I might as well as get this over, and done with.

Rin: Wise choice.

Juniper: Okay, Jaune… BMI…

Jaune: BMI; the hell is that?

Juniper: Breed, Mate, and Impregnate~!

Jaune: WHAT?! What the hell is that?

Juniper: It’s things you do when you have se…?!

Jaune: I know what it is! It’s just, why are you asking me this?

Juniper: I thought you were tired of doing, MFK, so I decided go spice things up.

Jaune: Ironically I would have preferred that… Haa… okay… who are the poor victims you have chosen this time?

Juniper: I want you to BMI: Pyrrha, Rin, and Nora~!

Jaune: WHAT?!

NPR: 😳😳😳

Juniper: What? I’m simply curious what you would do with your friends if given the opportunity to, BMI.

Jaune: But, Mom, you’re asking me to do this to my…

Pyrrha: Jaune, answer the question.

Jaune: What?! Pyrrha, you can’t be…

Nora: Answer the question, Jaune.

Jaune: But, she asking me to…

Rin: Answer the question.

Jaune: But…?!

NPR: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Jaune: Okay! Okay! Okay!

Jaune: Haa…

Jaune: I would, Mate with, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Why?

Jaune: Do you really want to know why?

Pyrrha: Yes!

Jaune: Okay?! Because I believe you are not ready for the other two options because you’re focusing on your career.

Pyrrha: A fair assessment.

Jaune: I’d breed, Nora…

Nora: Why?! Tell me?! What position would you take me in?! How long would you do me?! How many loads would you dump in me?!

Juniper: Oh my~!

Jaune: …?!

Jaune: I s-said, Nora because I thought she would be into it. I didn’t think she’d be that into it!

Nora: I’m totally into being breed like a brood mare by you, Jaune~!

Jaune: Uhhhhhhhhh?!?!

Pyrrha: So that’s what, Nora’s moaning in the middle of the night were about.

Ren: Like yours are any better.

Pyrrha: Y-You know?!

Jaune: And, lastly I would… I would impregnate, Rin…

Rin: Wonderful~! When shall we start!

Jaune: B-Beg pardon…?

Rin: You said you would impregnate me. Shall we get started now, or what?

Jaune: You want me to do that now?!

Rin: Yes.

Jaune: B-But, what about your career of becoming a huntress?

Rin: I much rather have a career as a housewife for our children than be a huntress.

Jaune: But, we’re still in school!

Ren: And?

Jaune: Ah?!

Jaune: Guys help me out here.

Pyrrha: Help you impregnate, Rin? Of course I’ll help~!

Jaune: Help?!

Nora: Would you be upset if you knocked me up while you impregnate, Rin?

Jaune: WAIT, WHAT?!

Rin: Come on, Jaune; let’s go start our happy family~!

Jaune: Ahh, no wait! Mom! Save me!

Juniper: Make sure to drink lots of water dear~!

Jaune: You traitor!

~~~

Glynda: Mr. Arc…

Jaune: Yes, Professor Goodwitch…?

Glynda: You impregnated… your entire team…

Jaune: Yeah… Mom, put ideas in their heads, and well… that happened.

Glynda: I see… Juniper getting involved would certainly answer things… But, let me ask you something.

Jaune: Yes, Professor?

Glynda: Why wasn’t I involved in this game of BMI?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Eh…?

[superiorsturgeon]

Last time…

Samurai!Ren: *writing a letter* …again, I wish to offer my SINCERE apologies for the incident at the ceremony presenting the new heir to the kingdom…!

Earlier…

Ogre!Nora: …are you gonna eat that?

Princess!Weiss: *cradling royal Whiterose baby* …this is my CHILD-

Back in the present…

Ogre!Nora: It was a cultural misunderstanding! 😩

Samurai!Ren: *pushes letter away and drops face into his hands* …we’re banned from the palace… 😓

Knight!Jaune: So now that we’re all on the royal shit-list, maybe we could start looking into a long guild mission together?

Dragon!Pyrrha: …I’m still confused about the baby. Was it already hatched, or were they showing off the egg? Because I could see being confused about a big egg…🤔

[brokentrafficknight]

Ren sees it at Jaune is surrounded by different women and is happy that he doesn't have to deal with the same problem. Little does he know that Yang and Nora are standing right behind him, ready to claim him.

[howi99]

Jaune: *working on an embroidery*

Ren: *looking at him work* It's a weird hobby you got here.

Jaune: *concentrating* My mom showed me how to do them. It's good for my hand-eye coordination. You know, with my strength and all.

Ren: *surprised* Wait, you were always this strong? Didn't Pyrrha unlock your semblance during initiation?

Jaune: Well, i was born with something akin to a semblance since i was born. My parents call it a crest. *Little laugh*

Nora: Oh! It's the thing the homeless twink said i had! Yu...fi?

Ren: Yuri

Nora: Yeah, him! Well, he told me i had something called a crest! Though he said it was a minor one, whatever that means.

Pyrrha: Oh? Funny, my father also has one. I didn't inherit it, but he keeps joking that's because it would have been too unfair for me to be skilled and have a cheat code.

Jaune: *laughing* I thought it was something rare, didn't think almost all of us would have one or meet someone who had one.

Pyrrha: But back on track, what are you embroidering?

Jaune: *showing them* Our team! I'm also planning to make one for team RWBY before the end of the semester.

Nora: That's awesome! Even though it's not finished it's already so cool!

Jaune: Aw, thank you!

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: Hey Nora. Uh what's that whistle?

Nora: A dog whistle! Because I think we both know there's a dog in Team RWBY's dorm.

Jaune: Nora... How could Ruby have snuck a dog into her-

Nora: And I know what she does to keep you quiet.

Jaune: *blushing* You don- I- I'm just saying- Please don't.

Nora: Watch Me! *blows whistle*

Jaune:

Nora:

Jaune: See nothing happe-

Blake: *kicks in door*

*grabs whistle*

*crushes it in her hand*

Blake: NEVER do that, AGAIN. GOT IT.

Nora: *nods slowly*

Blake: Oh yeah, Ruby needs to borrow Jaune for the evening. *grabs Jaune and leaves*

Pyrrha and Ren:

Ren: Told you it was a bad idea.

[lovingdabeessss]

Yang and Pyrrha paying for everyone hc my beloved

Pyrrha canonically has her picture on pumpkin petes cereal so I personally believe they sponsor her like an influencer and that’s how her team gets money and maybe jaune could get small job but I doubt Pyrrha would let him, mr broke into beacon needs to focus on his studies a LOT

Neither ren or Nora would be able to get through an interview and I truly believe that also I believe they’d just rather help Pyrrha get more sponsors influencer style

I think Weiss would get in a lot of trouble from her father if she got a job plus with her notoriety it might actually make it really hard to get a normal job

Blake “known terrorist” belladonna gotta keep her head down

Ruby’s got younger sibling privileges of expecting your older sibling to pay for everything

I love broke college student centric ideas for the beacon era teams