#It's all the fault of this one fucking man istg

[gutz-radio]

Fucksticks someone help

[definitelynotnia]

im sorry i have to rant im so fucking pissed

my exams end on 19th and I have to get rid of some books and buy some books which are quite pricy online so I had planned on going to college street on 20th and selling my books and buying the new ones at a cheap price and i was frankly really excited about it because all I get is a one day break to relax bcz i have to start studying for entrances from 21st so all I have is 20th and i wanted to spend it at college street and then get some food and basically have like a solo date kind of thing.

and i was so so excited about it i told my boyfriend about it like 500 times bcz i kept forgetting i've already mentioned it and it was literally on my mind a lott so i kept bringing it up and ik it seems like not a big deal cz i can just sit at home and chill too but i literally do not get to go outside my house. like- the last time i went out was new years eve and after that the only time i've gone out is to school or to give my boards that is it. my mother has some weird like problem wiht me going out like even if i tell her that i just want to go to our terrace for 5 minutes just to get some fresh air she won't even allow that she'll be all suspicious and like sTaNd In ThE bAlCOnY aNd TaKe FrEsH aIr like she herself doesnt leave the house (and blames it on me and my brother ???? when have we ever stopped you bro, she said I HaVe To Be HeRe To KeEp An EyE like im 18 i dont need to be watched 24/7 stop blaming me for choices you put upon yourself) and i just feel so suffocated ALL THE TIME i feel so overstimulated and im so sick of rotting on my bed and i dont want to wait for some birthday party or friends meet up to be able to leave my goddamn house i just wanted to go and have a fun day and get me some books thats it.

anyway so initially the plan was that my mom would go along but something came up so she wanted to postpone it to 21st and i didn't want to bcz i'd already be missing 3 days bcz of my boyfriends birthday, holi and my brothers birthday (all of which are important and i dont want to miss which makes me the villain apparently bcz i should "adjust" and cancel my "parties" instead of trying to stick to my plan bcz that makes me too demanding and selfish apparently) so i suggested that ukw why dont u go do ur thing which came up and i'll go to college street by myself...which is when the solo date idea came which i had really wanted all along but didnt bring up bcz i knew she'd say no but now there's a valid reason for me to go alone so like, its a pretty easy fix i can just go alone but noooo. First of all,

I've been to college street multiple times before so its not like its an unknown area to me

im going by metro which is quite safe

im going when there is stark daylight and i will return home much much before it gets dark and im literally 18

she never lets me go anywhere alone, not even take ubers alone if i want to get back from somewhere my bf has to come drop me everytime and then go backwards to his house which is so so so stupid and i never get to go out alone unless accompanied by family or by a male friend, so obv when i said i'll go to college street alone she refused to let that happen and started screaming about how 'if its so important to go on 20th bcz u dont want to miss a day of studying then cancel ur 'parties' and study then' and i was like no its not about missing a day its just that there's a very easy and logical fix to this problem which is i go alone and its not inconveniencing anyone so why cant i just do that but she will not listen to that bcz im 'adamant' and 'everything has to be according to me' bcz i found a viable solution to the problem. so instead of letting me just go she was literally ready to pay much more money and buy the books online, like.....why cant i just go bro??? (and she keeps telling me im a waste of her money bcz i will amount to nothing in life and my education was a failed investment or wtv so like now why are u wasting more money??? im literally trying to save the money that u 'waste' on me so just let me ???)

anyway i called my dad last night and told him and he was super ok with the idea he said its a good idea that i go alone and that he would speak to her but then today when i asked her if dad spoke to her she said yes, we'll go on 20th and i was like .....we? so apparently she CANCELLED her previously immovable thing for which she wanted me to cancel my 'parties', she cancelled that and agreed to go with me on 20th just so that i dont get to go alone- like ???????????????? what is ur problemmmm

so obv i was super annoyed and i went on a whole ass rant about how i literally struggle to even cross roads bcz i dont know shit about basic travelling bcz all my life ive been in a car and its a running joke with all my guy friends that i 'cannot navigate' and 'dont know any places' and obv??? if im never allowed to go anywhere then how tf will i know the places- the only places i know is bcz recently i've been paying a lot of attention and asking my dad stuff about what roads to take to reach certain places and when i go out with my friends i kind of try and learn a bit but thats it i've only ever gone alone completely alone to two places which is my beauty parlour thats 5 minutes away from my house and one bazaar one time that was 2 bus stops away, thats it. thats my extent of public travelling alone. and now im supposed to go to a whole new STATE for college and i cant even call myself an auto without struggling. and like- is this not a basic life skill??? like ok yeah its not rocket science and i will probably figure it out even if i start later in life but why not now? most of my guy friends literally go everywhere alone, why not me? and my dad agreed with all of this but my mom was just like "you'll be in the hostel only, no need to go out of the campus" like ARE YOU FOR REAL????????? and she's like "if u want to learn skills learn how to cook" like ok yes i will also learn how to cook for sure but i wont have a fucking kitchen in the hostel but somehow cooking is an urgent skill i should learn but going places by myself is unimportant bcz i should just never? leave? the? hostel?

anyway after much screaming and shouting my dad gave up and just cut the call bcz he doesnt want to get into an argument with my mother and my mother was being all suspicious like why do u hAvE tO gO aLoNe AlL oF a SuDdEn even though i literally explained why i want to do this alone but she doesnt think thats valid. so she refuses to let me go and i asked her for one reason why i shouldnt cz usuallt its always "no u have exam what if smthn happens" but now i literally dont even have exam so whats ur excuse now? streets will always be unsafe forever so "what if smthn happens" is not a reason to never let me go out without a man so just gimme one reason and she couldnt give me a single reason she just said "i said no, thats it".

and now she's gone off about how im useless and blah blah and "high maintainance" bcz i want books and "everyone else (some pishi's son) just studies online" and so the whole option of college street is apparently now cancelled and she's trying to set up a whole ass kindle account (half the books i need arent even available as ebooks) just because i wanted to go by myself.

[mothwingwritings]

Ok ok ok. Hear me out. I had an idea about what happened after the series. (Apologies in advance if this is cringe, I try my best 😔)

After reading the mini series of Yujiro being a Step Father™️ and after the last part of the series (Goddamn that was brutal 😭), I couldn’t help but think about how in the end he was like “expect to see me around often-.” LIKE HELLO?!

This man is really gonna pull up to the dojo, where his bbg stepdaughter is at, not giving a shit if all of the guys are glaring at him and Katsumi, Jack, and Baki are literally about to pounce on him for what he did- nah nah, I could see him giving them a nasty smile and asking about where you’re at.

No one says anything and this man has the audacity to be like, “awww is my baby girl recovering from the (censored) that I gave her? It seems she’s gonna need a few more rounds of (censored) with daddy before she can take more of my (censored) without being a lil bitch.”

And then the protective trio are jumping this mf, seeing red and trying to beat the shit out of him.

But sadly, the ogre is demolishing them all and everyone’s too scared to move to step in. He’s especially pummeling Katsumi, taking pleasure in his blood soaking his fists.

It’s only until you come out on wobbly legs, that you plead for him to stop beating up the love of your life.

The ogre only gives you a disappointed look, before saying “now if you weren’t hiding, this would have been avoided. Look what you did you silly girl, this is all YOUR fault.” He just loves to gaslight istg.

You’re over his shit, wanting him to leave and not hurt your loved ones again. “What do you want?”

With the same bloody hands that he used to demolish your lover, he pulls out a black box and gets down on one knee.

Everyone is fucking gasping, they’re watching in horror as he lifts up the top to reveals a shiny Diamond ring.

Baki and Jack are watching helplessly as their sister gets puts in a horrible situation, they wish to intervene. But they’re too weak to move.

The ogre flashes you a slimy smile, one that makes you take a step back.

“Will you marry me? And have my baby?”

The sound of someone throwing up rings out throughout the tense silence.

"So what'll it be," he leers at you wickedly, Katsumi's crumpled body discarded at his feet, "You gonna accept your position like a good girl, or do you need me to keep putting on a show for you?"

You went numb, your limbs collapsing under your weight as you crashed to the ground. Distantly you could make out your brothers screaming something in the background, a warning or possibly a threat, it sounded too muffled to tell.

All you could focus on was Katsumi's bruised and broken face, so puffed up and bloody you could scarcely tell it was the man you loved. His chest still rose and fell, bringing you brief comfort knowing he was still alive. But how long would that be the case? Would he survive if you told Yujiro no?

Tears cascaded down your cheeks as you shifted you focus to the gaudy, massive rock presented to you. It was just as ostentatious as the man who offered it, a vile checkmate you could not escape from.

"All it will take is one word to end this," Yujiro's voice was stern, his predatory gaze drinking in your misery with glee, "I'll even be nice and let you choose if you get a happily ever after or not, princess."

~

GOD THIS WOULD BE AWFUL AAAHHH. Like, can you imagine? All that hell you went through, your loved ones doing all they can to build you back up and protect you, AND THEN THIS?

Dreadful. The worst. Horrid. I absolutely love it.

This was not cringe at all and I adored it, ty anon for making me (and now everyone else) suffer so deliciously. <3

[neko-loogi]

Hey y'all, sorry I'm late but I'm back with another one of these Helluva Boss opinion thingies-

Alright so the new episode, to be honest I enjoyed it more than the previous ones but I have to admit it still has its flaws. So let's discuss that.

So there's the whole Ozzie and Fizz being together, being all lovey-dovey. And honestly? It's the cutest shit I've ever seen. Stolas and Blitzo wish they could have that lmao

I also wanted to point out that I absolutely love the aesthetic of the Lust Ring (well mostly because it's purple and blue with neon pinks, which is different from the usual red that Viv is so obsessed with-). My only complaint however?

Is that the background should be slightly darker because characters like Ozzie blend a little too well with them. I mean, I can understand why the background is bright and all that, but Viv just loves to make her characters be barely noticeable in the shot-

Now, there's a few things I don't like about this episode, for starters, the pacing was absolute dogshit. Like, everything went by so fucking fast, I had to often pause the episode several times just to look at shit in the background or just the scene in general. It was a hard episode to digest, really.

Another thing I found stupid and unnecessary was the whole Ozzie signing contracts with Stolas- it was very out of place and like, it honestly felt like they just added that to pat the run time. Not only that but, why couldn't Ozzie just go to the Greed Ring and beat the crap out of Crimson and his goons for kidnapping Fizz? Like, I was legit expecting Ozzie to go in and do some crazy shit but he didn't- he just stood there, signing a bunch of papers and for what?? Fr that shit was anticlimactic.

Then there's the "accident" that caused Fizz to lose his limbs and horns. Honestly the scene was somewhat impactful for me but at the same time it went by too fast. And not only that, I hate that Blitzo admits that it was his fault, yet he makes everything about himself like- COULD YOU NOT DO THAT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT??? And you know what makes me even more mad about this scene? Is the fact that Blitzo had feelings for Fizz and was going to confess to him- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? Istg can Viv stop making Blitzo being this uwu pathetic sad baby of an OC who fucks everything that breathes? (no wonder she made him canonically pansexual, it just shows-).

I also think it was stupid to make Fizz apologize to Blitzo- like, I don't care if what he did was an accident, that shit was fucked up. And it just seems so off that Fizz was all like "yeah you fucked me up and ruined my life but y'know what? I forgive you because plot reasons". I dunno man, it just doesn't sit well with me.

*Edit: I personally would've much preferred if Fizz didn't apologize to Blitzo, kinda like how his sister Barbie did. Where she just told him to fuck off and that she never wanted to see him again.

There's also the song that Fizz randomly sings at the end- it's terrible. I legit cringed the whole time while watching the entire scene. And finally uhh, Striker and Crimson working together was really stupid, it felt like a desperate attempt to make something look cool but it failed miserably.

Anyway, that's all. Thanks for reading, uh bye-

[sillysystems]

silly system shit is getting the whole system hooked on pressure (roblox game) :3

and now, a few silly excerpts from our experience playing this stupid ass game, as well as getting some names from us

one of us (vex) got pandemonium, got to search lights, and almost beat the game THEIR FIRST TIME PLAYING IT (in his words: i can usually just “fuck it we ball” this, but i think i balled too hard)

another one of us (callcard) had to basically play teacher and teach a friend how to play when tox CANNOT TEACH SHIT

“istg it’ll be your fault if next thing we know there’s a giant fish man in headspace” - nezu, in co-front

“stop being freaky about sebastian for FIVE SECONDS” - ditto

lastly, two of our newest vocal stims are from unofficial sebastian dialogue :D

— 🔋

I really don't know too much about roblox games but that sounds fun!!

All the sillinest that happened while paying was wild, I'm glad it was fun lool

[hannigramislife]

why do you think jgy is so despicable compared to other characters?

Thanks for asking in such a polite way. I appreciate it!

Now, I just finished reading the second book yesterday, so I'm a little shook from what was happening. I know we can list Jin Guangyao's crimes in order – A-Su's death, Nie Mingjue's death, his own son's death, the cultivators he killed, Jin Zixuan, Jin Guangshian, and that's just the murders – but the cause of my negative feelings towards goes deeper than that.

My main issues with Jin Guangyao as I was reading started because of one thing and one thing only: man terrified me. Man is absolutely fucking terrifying, because he has no boundaries, no limits, no attachments, no love, no nothing. There is nothing he wouldn't do for his goals, for his ambitions. Which, in itself, is admirable, and he goes about it in a very smart way.

But reading the books had a chill running down my spine every time he justified his actions and worded things in such a way that seemed to absolve him of all guilt and make it seem like he was trying his best to do the good thing—

He was not. Everyone and everything was a pawn to him. He had a way with words that sucks you right in, that makes you feel empathetic towards him, that makes you feel for him, but it's not real.

It. Is. Not. Real.

So I could write an essay about how repulsive his murders are, or how nauseating his actions towards his wife and son are, or how sick his manipulation of Lan Xichen is, but if I had to pick a specific reason my admiration of his abilities turned to hatred, and I might even be a little biased, but it would most definitely be Nie Mingjue.

Nie Mingjue, who rose to defend him when he was nothing. Nie Mingjue, acknowledged his abilities and praised his character. Nie Mingjue, who let him go with a fucking letter of recommendation when he heard that Meng Yao still harbored a dream of being accepted by the Jin.

Nie Mingjue was not a perfect, flawless man. However, he saw through Jin Guangyao's schemes, and yet no one believed his doubts (looking at poor Lan Xichen). He was pushed to the brink of insanity, and it was so hard to read, because every time he would bring up JGY's actions, he had Jin Guangyao excuse them on one hand, then Lan Xichen defending him on another.

And Jin Guangyao pretended to help, to be the good guy, the patient loving friend, even as he was slowly killing Nie Mingjue. And he did. And if that weren't enough, he dismembered him, and scattered the pieces like they were nothing.

I don't know if people picked up on this while reading, seeing as he is defended by many, but Jin Guangyao was cruel. He was a cruel, unfeeling, narcissistic man, who can't be taken at his word, ever.

This might not be a very coherent post, and I could probably write a better introspection on hi character (with citations, istg), but I would just like to finish it by saying this: I am aware of this man's upbringing and difficulties in life. I am aware he was discriminated against for faults that were not his own. I am aware he was disadvantaged in a society were political ties are everything.

I am not blind to the writing of his character. I simply do not find it valid to defend a man so ruthless, just because his life was not fair.

Was it fair for Wei Wuxian to be blamed for things he never did? Was it fair for Jin Ling to grow up an orphan? Was it fair for Nie Mingjue to qi-deviate? Was it fair for Lan Xichen to go into seclusion because he couldn't mentally deal with what Jin Guangyao did?

Fairness is not an excuse.

[yeetus-feetus]

mother: what do you mean you don't want kids?

Me: I said I don't want to birth kids.

Mum: why adopt when you've been given the gift of life bearing?

Me: first of all gross. Life bearing? Ew I feel queezy just thinking about something growing inside me that's 🤢. Second why not adopt? There's so so many kids that need loving parents and stable homes.

Mum: yeah but the gays can adopt them.

Me: ??? Are you forgetting I'm gay? I'm bi, mum.

Mum: no no, that's just a silly phase. Bisexual isn't real, you'll meet the right man one day and give me beautiful grandchildren.

Me: again. Gross. I don't want to birth your grandchildren. I already told you the thought of another being literally growing inside me makes my skin crawl. It makes me wanna throw up just thinking about it.

Mum: well I can't understand why. It's literally in your biology-

Me, walking away because this is going nowhere and I've already had this conversation with her 3 times this week:

Hey guys it's actually because I'm trans and I can't tell her that because she'll just gaslight me even harder. I would like biological kids but that's not option for me because I don't have a cock. Otherwise I'd probably already be dad.

Also I'm pretty sure my mum is only saying this to me because her mum forced her to have kids (boomer breeding kinks istg). But I'm not her therapist and I'm not going to unpack that for her. Plus she has an extremely homoerotic friendship with her bestie wich she's still in denial about because she knows she's not a lesbian but still strictly refuses to believe that bisexuality is a real thing.

But I am so tired of having this conversation with her. So so fucking tired. She should just hurry up and go kiss a woman and leave me the fuck alone istg. Like just because she's policing her own queerness doesn't me she should be projecting that onto me.

Also fuck my stupid grandma because all of this is ultimately her fault. Like why was she so obsessed with my mum having kids? Look what that caused, a handful of gay kids with severe daddy issues running around being autistic and depressed. And where is the father? Sticking his dick in anything he can breed.

Why do older people have breeding kinks?? That's actually an important question that I'm very curious about. And why is it so much more prominent in Christian households?? Like I thought sexy was unholy or something?

I'm gonna ask my grandma maybe. I won't get any answers, probably, but she'll definitely look mortified and start praying in tongues or something which will at least be entertaining.

(side note: if I had a dick I'd probably also have a breeding kink but we'll avoiding dissecting that unwelcome inheritance.)

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

@looseleaflettuce you absolute god you.

QUEUE THE LIVE REACTIONS

I miss the pain the moment it’s gone

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 6

oh. well then🙂 such a small line, but hit me in the chest fr

I claw and scratch and dig my way out until I can smell the familiar scent of wet dirt, the scent of my life spilled into it. Until I can feel the soil under my fingernails, digging into the ground rather than the endless darkness, the grass between my fingers instead of those snaking tendrils of nothing.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 7

IS SHE DIGGING OUT OF HER FUCKING GRAVE???!? WOAG

I was plunged into the nothing, while I was watching my own siblings be killed

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 8

aw man😕

My parents stand in front of me

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 9

NO! NOT THE MAKERS

her hands shaking as she tucks the strands behind her ears, exposing her dark face to the light of the moon.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 9

bitch why the fuck are you shaking, you just killed your kids ya degenerate

The three lifeless bodies lie bled out on the grass to my right. My siblings. I’jam, Rajem, and Solweh. My siblings. My family. Dead. Killed by the two people meant to protect us, life taken by the ones that gave it to us.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 9

tears in my eyes. LETTY WHY🤧

My mother blinks, her fear quickly overshadowed by a wall of discontent. Of failure. A sliver of determination shining through.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 9

WDYM DETERMINATION! UR DOUBLING DOWN?? YOU’RE GONNA TRY AGAIN?? HUH😀

like she has no right to speak it

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 10

you tell her luna

As though a steady stream trickled from them while it flowed relentlessly from me.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 10

ME A SPY FORESHADOWING🧐

Their ritual gone so awry

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 11

istg if they killed their kids for power, i’m gonna 🔫

paralyzing our bodies and minds but leaving us to hear and see what they were doing to us.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 12

AND WORST PARENTS OF THE YEAR AWARDS GO TO THESE FUCKERS

I had tried to escape, to run into the village and gather help for my siblings, but I had not made it very far at all

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 12

wow i am sure she will perfectly recognize she had no fault in this and will not feel any guilt whatsoever🙂

They killed me last, letting me lie there helplessly to watch, making sure I watched as they killed my siblings

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 13

this will have no consequences on her psyche in the future☺️

not wanting to stop my sister at all as she rips into his neck with her teeth, silencing his screams as she holds down his thrashing body until he stops moving completely. Until she pulls back with a gasping breath, a wild gleam in her eyes as she wipes the wave of red from her mouth with the back of her hand though it still drips down her chin and down her neck, merging with her own blood on her chest.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 15-16

HE HAD IT COMING. HE HAD IT COMING. HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME. (also hotttt)

The four imprints of our lives lost in those very spots. The grass wilted and died in our spots, leaving brown imprints of us in the earth

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 19-20

me when rebirth symbolism

I am no longer human. I do not know what I am.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 21

you’re my bbg.

I leave the clearing, towards the direction of Ra’jem and I’jam’s departure.

Cusp Of The Mend | Ch. 1 ~ Pg. 22

damn you gon do solweh like that😭

Review Time!

Beautifully written🤌🏾 I could really grasp Luna’s desperation clawing away from the darkness, which I’m assuming was the magic that would’ve taken her life and granted it to her parents. I actually thought she would already be a vampire, so this was a nice surprise! It was a great opening chapter; a well established setting, the inciting incident allows for the reader to make a million inferences on how the plot will develop, and there’s enough characterization to gauge Luna’s personality and how vampirism may change her! Next Up: Ch. 2 ~ Starvation♥️

also a meme for you , letty

fuck around and find out igz

[fandom-hoarder]

Starting walker finale...

Cordi, running the blender on speaker??

Oh god ptsd

Lmfao screaming at august jfc. What a dad thing

Hug🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Poor cordi. Everyone has a distance about him having been MIA :/ Is this gonna continue

Ok bonham, like I'm glad you're saying you're gonna help but if she wants to learn will you fucking teach her? It's frustrating af when your partner says they'll teach you their skill and then they're just like 'i did it for you'🙃🙃🙃

"Geri-science was a winner. Your sleepytime remedy worked like a charm." CASSIE, DID THAT SLEEPYTIME REMEDY INVOLVE GERI'S TONGUE IN YOUR PUSSY?

"How's Walker?"

"He's... fine. He has his people."

Ok, first of all, DOES he? And are you not one of those people, Geri? Lololol have you been withholding yourself from Walker for CASSIE? 👀👀👀👀👀👀 INTERESTING

Goddammittttttt I've paused too many times and I'm not allowed to have captions anymore. Every FUCKING time. The one good thing about walker ending is NEVER HAVING TO USE THIS GODFORSAKEN APP AGAIN

Omg PLEASE i can't understand what he's saying with Abby on the porch. I've rewatched it 4 times with the volume up.

"Having trouble tellin up from down sometimes " maybe??

I have the volume on 50 💀 i hate the way the app takes captions from me just cuz i pause a lot

PEREZ SIBLINGS FUCK YEAH

Ok stop, I can't help thinking right now about luna's dick friend. Is he gonna show up again, or was that JUST so the "i love her" could happen

God the family casting on this show all around is on point

Lmfao ooh here comes a stellacordi scene

"Felt like a total weirdo walking down the hall"

"That is probably a healthy reaction for an adult man to have."

OK BUT HE'S YOUR DAD?? LOLOLOL PARENTS DO COME THERE😂😂😂😂😂 UNLESS HES ALREADY FEELING SUSPICIOUSSS👀👀👀

THIS DIALOGUE IS FOR US ISTG

HAND ON KNEE

"He just needs you to be there. That was all I wanted. " 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

Aaaah facing each other, knees together, hand on knee

"If you get anything from me-'" (pause---it'll be a baby😂😂😂)

HOLDING HIS HAND

"There's no version where you being gone is better. That'd just be a different type of pain. I still need my dad." 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Stella saying she doesn't need an apology 🥺🥺🥺🥺 fucking finally someone

HUGGGGG

Chin on her head, arms grasped around her!

Istg they're looking at my tumblr lmfao

...is trey gonna get the job👀 cassie's chances don't look great after that...

Cordell/Geri scene... I fucking. Knew. He would be like "i want to keep you happy" like. What about YOU, Cordi? What about the way Geri also hasn't been there for YOU? What about her flippant fucking attitude about things? What about the way you have always been all-in on declaring commitment when she has always been scared of commitment? Why is it painted like he's always the one at fault. I am going MAD

GERI WTF??? SO YOU HAD GRIEF HE DIDN'T KNOW HAD EVEN COME UP AND HE "wasn't there" because of his case and BEING FUCKING KIDNAPPED AND ALMOST KILLED. Like sure he wasn't there but why are you saying it like he mistreated you or ignored your pain??????

I want to smack this woman

Fucking patronizing mom voice

I feel like everyone is pressuring him to have to quit being a ranger. HE'S WALKER, TEXAS RANGER

Does he need work-life balance and therapy? YES. Does he need people holding him at a distance because he cares about being a ranger? NO

Feels like walking on fucking eggshells when she mom-hugs him and he hugs back.

STELLA GAVE YOU BETTER

And obvs it's not like i believe in canon stellacordi so obvs I'm not saying marry your daughter instead, but like. The difference is STARK

Like it's fine to wanna do your thing but you gotta stop stringing people along!!! From the beginning, he's always been all-in, wanting to tell everyone and make it official, yet somehow the narrative tries to tell us HE'S been the uncommitted one. WHAT???

Being distracted with a bad law enforcement case and wanting to protect your family from the details is NOT THE SAME as not being committed to a relationship. And if he's been a bad partner, SO HAS SHE.

She's either ignored or not even noticed VERY CLEAR SIGNS that he was not ok

I haaaaate her lmfao

Omg cassie got the job!!!

Omfg are you fucking serious. Started this Larry/James scene with captions, haven't paused at all, and suddenly after "yeah it's the spot" the captions just STOPPED🙃🙃🙃 worst app fucking ever

"Kelly has someone she'd like to hook you up with" it feels like trey has been fielding a lot of this this season lol. I don't see trey/cassie as romantic, but it did sort of feel like the season could end that way because of trey's none ships and friendship w cassie

Why, when he says "a family vacation" do they all go like "no, you don't have to" i want to smack all y'all wtf??? THIS MAN HAS LITERALLY BEEN TRYING TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS FAMILY AND BEING TOLD HE'S NOT AROUND BUT HE IS *TRYING TO BE* GODDDDDD I AM GONNA START BITING!!

"And if that answer is yes, how would you feel about inviting Geri?" Bleh, don't. I hope she can't go lmfao

August Edward Walker!!

The fact that they spell augie like auggie!! Should i change my fics??😂😂😂😂😂

Music suddenly too loud on 50 lol

Lmfaooo the twilight convo. "Clearly team jacob" *liam looks totally vindicated and enamored* "THANK YOU" 😂😂

It's honestly hard for me to ship liam with anyone else now cuz he and ben are so cute😅😅😅

CORDELL DANCING HELP HE'S SO CUUUTE

"I struggled with how to let go, and I realized...it happened. And I-I have to let it happen" heart hurt. It's hard being a parent of grown children 😭😭😭 you really do have to realize it happened. They grew up.

Hahhh I'm crying. Ouch

Omfg for a split second i thought abby and bonham were gonna tell him to move out of the farmhouse. Jfc i had a moment of RAGE

And then "but you finally made it into a home" goddd

I'm over here like, charmed also ended with the sisters living separately, they could totally do this to me🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

That crostini looks delicious

If August had gone to the military instead of school i was gonna be upset and fixit

Oh lol sweet, trey will be Walker's partner 👀 i wish we could've gotten to see that 🥺🥺🥺 And we'd get stuff like in the early days with trey caretaking his stupid wounds 👀👀👀

Ok girls scene. I hate geri but i love her dress lol. Reminds me of a dress i had as a kid

S5 could've been a nice final season. Like they could've said "ok we'll give you a final season to wrap this up" BUT NO

Wow, Sadie apologizing for ghosting Stella 🙃🙃🙃

Lolol sadie is another "you are your father's daughter"

Oh ok, so sadie will work at or manage??? the new side step probably...

Lmao liam "and maybe we could add a real estate level..to it" 😅😅😅😅

Ben: boyfriend please stop speaking lawyer lol

Hahh they're so CUTE. Cordri could NEVER

Lol abby. "Meddling" God FINALLY they're talking about actual intentions

Cordi with his shirt undone 👀👀👀👀👀

God he looks so happy and cavalier. He's like, this'll be so romantic and I'm gonna commit to her and everything will be perfect.

And then Geri's like, whoa settle down there buddy. I think i understand you too

WHAT

She messes with his shirt like "stop looking so slutty" lmfao why is everything she does so patronizing

He stoops down to tuck her hair🥺🥺

"I think i might have a solution for that" gonna either quit or take leave....

Ok I'm still pissy that Luna is blamed on him. HE WAS KIDNAPPED AND BURIED

I know it FEELS like his behavior is to blame, but HE DIDN'T KILL LUNA

If he'd been shot looking for someone else, would she blame THEM???

And I'm not saying he shouldn't apologize for his reckless behavior, but like. Why is no one worried about HIM

I'm tearing my HAIR OUT

LEAVE OF ABSENCE. I WAS RIGHT.

Liam. GOVERNOR???

Omg liam getting kidnapped from Ben by MIB?????😂😂😂😂😂

Luna's coaster on cassie's cork board 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Godddd cordi has a ring box

Yeah, I'm ready *secret smile*

Omfg so vanderbeek did a cameo as the new neighbor???😅 i really wonder what that backstory would've been

Ok i think that was the end lol. Gonna rewatch 😅😅😅😅

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"See you sometime" i wonder if the ep title would be the same if they weren't canceled

I wish they'd said what the governor wanted, but I'm glad everybody kinda got a little "next thing for this character" inkling

Ok with hindsight of the episode as a whole, I'm even angrier at Geri in the opener. Like the parallel there is clearly intended when Geri says "you're a reminder and that's the last thing she needs" as he's having a BLENDER FLASHBACK

Like idk. She says you're ok and ilu like stating it as a fact will reassure him, but she doesn't actually say "are you ok? Should i call mawline?"

The way Cordi obviously feels like has to tie them together and keep her happy 🙃🙃🙃

*Aside* >>> Vanderbeek would TOTALLY be an annoying neighbor and probably cause problems on the ranch, maybe even between abby and bonham

Geri isn't right for Cordi, and he isn't right for her! They don't ever seem to have the same life goals??? OR love language

Augie saying "go-lly you scared the hell outta me" 😅😅😅

Augie: what's this about?

PLEASE, AUGUST, YOU ACT LIKE THIS MAN ISN'T ALWAYS EXCITED TO MAKE A SPECIAL BREAKFAST FOR AN OCCASION. HE'S HERE NOW WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE IT'S WEIRD AND HE HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE 😭😭😭😭

You and Stella backed out of so many special meals he made!! Have you all gone fucking bonkers??

If they hadn't ended that scene with a hug i would've had to murder someone tbh

I wonder what plans bonham has for the ranch contracts

That "he has his people" line from Geri still driving me CRAZY. SHE'S NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT HIS PTSD

Geri rejected Beaches. That's a red flag lol

Abby having a mom moment with Cordi and telling him not to worry about what he might've done different 🥺🥺🥺🥺 fucking thank you.

Also, the way he's like "i kept telling myself after this case was over everything would fall into place. But i ended up just makin a mess of everything" --- john winchester thesis statement

This subaru commercial i always get feels like a travesty. Why is the lesbians car in a het commercial 😅😅😅😅

Stella being like "THIS abduction" but also reassuring cordi it wasn't his fault... only abby and stella have any rights right now

Godd this is making me cry again

The fact that stella hasn't seen what's in that letter... gahhh i can't remember the wording anymore but it was something about always being with her snd it was soooo 👁👄👁... another thing to end up in fic fodder

"And maybe after that we can figure out...where to go from here." MY STELLACORDI HEARTTT

i was well fed for stellacordi this season. More than i truly could imagine. Bless

Het subaru commercial again. In my mind, this woman is bi and in her first non-wlw relationship 😅😅😅

Once again with hindsight this 2nd Cordri convo is even more frustrating. There is NOTHING in her words or behavior that should lead Cordi to think she'll say yes to marrying him. They are on two different tracks in their relationship conversation and she's still holding him at arm's length. This is not a woman in love. This is a woman in "might as well."

AND THE JUXTAPOSITION OF THIS SCENE, AFTER GETTING REASSURANCE FROM STELLA, IS SURE AN INTERESTING NARRATIVE CHOICE

"And i was drowning, and you weren't there" and no followup that "i know you were kidnapped and that's not your fault" just the mom chastisement and patronizing hug.

And his body language is like "oh shit, she's gonna break up with me unless i prove I'm IN THIS"

Geri would totally say no on the vacation

Also we know she never said yes to hoyt because of thinking his wanderlust wouldn't settle. Why would this with cordi be ANY different. Sure he has roots, but he's also dedicated to solving cases. He's not quitting. And i don't see her saying yes without an ultimatum to him

Lol, last vacation days has Geri mentally switching back to thinking about real life and how it just won't work with cordi still in the rangers, and wanting to move to okc to get sadie set up 👀👀👀

Goddd i wish she'd been involved in Emily's death lololol

I know some people are probably upset August didn't get a romantic storyline, but I'm really glad they didn't shoehorn one in for him OR stella. Not even for my shipper heart, but for my aspec heart craving non romantic stories!!

And I'm fucking grateful they didn't end with a concrete cordri engagement

I really like Cordi’s embroidered shirt. It's so cute

Hmm... geri adjusting her not-skewed dress, and cordi's unbuttoned shirt... is this meant to signal that they were getting handsy and decided to move away from people, or am i reading in too much lol

Like every time he tries to be romantic, she redirects with a "but"

Maybe you're just aro, Geri. Maybe someone needs to tell you that's a thing!!

"I love us. And I...UNDERSTAND you, I REALLY think i do." = i love us just like this and really don't want to get married, like... ever.

God i feel insane. WHO sees them with a happy ending together???? It's not THERE

She can feel him leading up to a proposal and redirects him so he can't

But she won't fucking let him down and let him free 🙃🙃🙃

Godd why couldn't they tell us what the governor needs liam for😅😅😅

I'm fine with this ending, as far as i can be. I definitely don't want a more concrete "what happens next" happy ending

I don't want a wedding

Lol Cordell's leather satchel is such a Sam bag

Stella about the Davidson ranch sublet: "why? Maybe it'll be a total drama free situation and we'll just be, like... neighbors." The perfect setup for drama lol, and to tell us well we can't show you but there would've definitely been drama

When cordell grabs gerii's hand in the truck, is it just me or is it trembly? Was it just an extended squeeze, or a signal of stress 👀👀👀👀

Vanderbeek's toe ring and sandals😅😅😅😅😅😅

God i can't believe it's over

[soobinspet]

so I think (if you're cool with it) I'mma be your Keeho anon for when my hard hours commence – maybe under 🐺 or sumn? in part because I already like your account + your vibe too 🤭 anyways, I was trying to think of what phrases (like those prompt lists) would turn Keeho on? like, just any type of dirty talk, I guess? I also see him as a helluva switch, so it could be sub or dom related…

AND while I'm at it: can you think of any phrases like that for Jiung as well (with his bias wrecking ass 😩)?

(thanks in advance lmao)

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Hey !! I am more than cool with it ahah you’re my first anon btw ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

Okay so I personally see Keeho him as a dom so imma do 10 phrases I think would turn him on (5sub/5dom) I hope you’ll like it !

On the other hand I think Jiung (my bias (>ᴗ•) ) is a switch 100% so imma do 10 of them aswell (5sub/5dom).

Keeho:

« one more please » moaning this out to him while he’s fingering u would make him go feral istg, and he’ll make you repeat yourself multiple times to tease you. He’s the biggest tease ever.

« I’m yours just fuck me please » he’s possessive and hearing you say you’re his could make him cum on the spot lol, and the begging, he just loves it when you beg

« Too much » if he hears you says it while you’re on the verge of tears after making you cum twice, he’ll just make you cum more. If he wants it you’re gonna have to give it to him.

« Deeper, deeper » that would make him go crazy. He loves how dirty it sounds and he’d just find it so sexy that you want him deeper even thought he’s already literally balls deep inside you.

« Choke me » I know this one is so basic but I feel like he’ll love it so much. He’ll just wrap his hand around your neck and fuck you relentlessly and ask u « yeah like that ? » « tighter maybe mh ?

« You want me to ride it faster don’t you » now it’s your turn teasing him and he loves it. He loves the control you have over him when you’re riding his dick.

« you know this dick is mine right ? Mine only » saying this while sucking him off will make him go crazy. Once again it’s all about the possessiveness. He’ll probably cum in your mouth after hearing you say that.

« I know you want this pussy, baby » the pet name, the confidence, he’ll just love it so much. He’ll probably not even answer but nod his head like crazy.

« Should I let you cum inside of me today ? I don’t know if you deserve it » he loves it when he gets to cum in you and you know it. He’ll beg and cry about how he deserves it.

« Ooh you wanna cum already ? » if you say this and laugh at him while riding him, he’s a goner. He’ll love the humiliation in your tone and he’d be so ashamed of himself…it’s not his fault you feel so good around him 😔

Jiung:

« I need it » Jiung is a simple man, you say you want him ? He’ll get hard. That’s all.

« You’re the only one that can fuck me this good » he’ll love the way those dirty words sounds coming from your mouth and the way you stroke his ego will make him want to destroy u

« You’re so good at it » once again the ego stroke, he’ll love to hear how good you think he is.

« I’ve been thinking about it all day » what do you mean you’ve been thinking about having his dick inside you all day ? You’ll make him go completely insane.

« Am I doing good ? » while sucking him off on your knees. He’ll find you a bit stupid for asking this considering the fact that his hard,throbbing dick is literally down your throat but he’ll still find it hot.

« You’re so hard already, so cute » as I said he gets hard real fast. He’ll love how small the « so cute » would make him feel.

« Faster mh ? » while jerking him off. His eyes will roll back and he’ll just buck his hips while whimpering.

« You’re so pretty » it’s not really dirty talk but it still will make go feral. He just loves the praise so much.

« Fuck me good and I’ll let you cum on my tits » JIUNG IS A BOOB ENTHUSIAST and he just loves seeing yours glistening once he came on them😔 he’ll fuck your brains out in hope to finally be able to paint your tits with his cum

« You smell so good » yeah not really dirty talk but if you say that while kissing his neck, it’ll get him hard in seconds.

[away-ward]

Were you surprised how much Rika and the others depend on Alex? 

Rika? No. They're friends, and Rika needs those bonds.

The others? It was unbelievable how much this woman is able to do. Not that there aren't incredibly accomplished people out there, but the amount of work she gets done for the group + plus keeping up with her own clients + going to college full time + having a social life, and she's still happy. And not taking drugs? And she does it all successfully, never dropping a ball or failing a task? It's just a huge reach for me.

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OMG THIS! K.O., you perfectly nailed the reason why i found alex's char so questionable. And as a sex worker who frequents drugs and have access to the prostitution and sex work industry, youre telling me she can "stay pure"? While being surrounded by sketchy people who makes money off of preying on young women like her, and selling drugs under table? Her lifestyle literally influences the way she interacts with people, and that is just one word: ugky. And in this case, unrealistic AF.

one thing that i hate so much about authors writing about the sex work industry, escorting, and all those extreme works that normal citizens dont even get access to, is that these authors dont know shit about that world and have sensitivity readers to consider the behavior and opinion of people wprking in that industry itself. Not all sex work is just from OnlyFans and clearly Alex HAD done a lot of sketchy things behind her family's back, so why was she still pure? Even Rika knew that Alex worked for them? So?

idk man, i'm confused. For all these rise about sex working positivity, you would've thought PD would approach this topic with more nuances, because it IS a very complex issue, but nah, not only that Alex's lifestyle and job were not shown to be impacting her emotions a lot other than her being angry at Emmy for aydin's fault in nightfall, we only see her only as a plus when her friends want to have orfies. What about this screams empowerment? Istg if PD just did more research about how escorting, sex industry and porn industry work, Alex's character wouldn't have been so romanticised, and painted as "others". She would've ugly sides just like everyone else,

which is why i hoped PD wrote at least one POV in her behalf. Which i bet, 100% weren't so feminist or women-supporting of her due to the competition among women who are richer, prettier, smarter, chosen than her that she had to face at least since she was 18 with that ex-friend Aurora. Aurora was painted as the crazy girl, but alex WAS the homewrecker. And if alex can fight emmy for stupid shit in nightfall while lauding to everyone how a bitch emmy was even when she wasnt right, why would we trust her words when it comes to Aurora? Alex was messy s fuck! And this is a common problem among escort, and sex workers because their vile and vicious industry out women against another and men around them laugh at them while they fund their lifestyles. It's truly saddening for young women to be caught into this, but it's a reality for many.

which is also why i feel like PD glossed over this aspect, because we could at least get one explaination about how insensitive alex was to her FRIEND, emmy in nightfall. Because to a lot of workers in this industry, this is their norm. Fights, slamders, cheating, and pose emmy's friendship with her that started well from the start until the end a unique dynamic among her other relationships in life. Made me angry when alex was always fighting emmy for everything that aydin but never once hurt aydin or will in the process. She wasn't the feminist figure that everyone thought she was. But then everyone had low as fuck standards, so ofc, just like winter, her misogyny was overlooked.

i'm sure if we get an alex pov, we probably would've explored this side of her as a sex worker more, and how her relationship with men are different than women since she had to always buddy up with men, and hurt their gfs or be in competition with them. Alex's first interaction with all the horsemen's wives always interesting to me because you can see where these girls came from, how they were risen up in family, and what kind of person they chose to be to strangers, especially women that looked like are in "competition" with them. Which obviously made me love Emory even more. I think this point of Emory treating the girls well has been said many times, but it's truly sad that this is even an outlier, it should)ve been the standard. Which also made me like the dark verse series more because of the genuine supportive female relationships in that series.

in conclusion, i dont mind reading about nasty fmcs or women because in a dark romance, i dont hold fmcs to a higher standard than their male counterpart, but for stupid reasons? These characters almost dont want people to like them at this point because they all sound shallow and stupid as fuck. For them to still be stupid and nasty (especially from one women to another, and one men to another) for no reason while already having 7-8 members in the family? No braincells? WTF? I love dark romance, but it's hard to find the ones that truly makes it good and smart, because even the dark verse has a problem with the grammar and writing style. Ugh idk.

have you wver thought of alex's character in this angle, K.O.? I'm surprised nobody ever discussed this point.

And as a sex worker who frequents drugs and have access to the prostitution and sex work industry, youre telling me she can "stay pure"?

Sooooo. . . I was actually just talking about, like uh, Adderall.

You’re telling me she was able to do all of that with out taking some sort up upper, was my take. There's no way that girl is doing all of that, without some help, and taking care of herself.

I’m not aware of the specifics of the sex work industry. Most of what I know, which is little, is gleaned from the small exposure I have from social media. It’s either portrayed as the worst decision someone every made, forever giving them self-esteem and trust issues, or their way to freedom and the best decision they ever made. This is why I’ve never made an issue about Alex being a sex worker. She always said it was just a job and that she intended to quit someday, and I took her word for it.

My issue with Alex’s sex life is that she makes everything about it. I can’t get these moments out of my head. Like when something was going on, and Banks walked in on Alex with Lev, distracting him from what he was supposed to be doing, and Banks had to tell Alex ‘no’. Alex got pouty, if I remember.

Rika telling someone that when Alex is thinking about sex, someone is getting laid.

Alex asking who’s available for her with they’re on the yacht and all the other couples pair off. Banks and Rika need to reassure her that she can have access to the crew and Lev. Which made Alex feel like it was her birthday and Christmas rolled into one.

Again, not fully informed on the specifics, but it comes across as if she’s a borderline sex addict. As if as soon as the idea occurs to her, she has to act on it. She can't go one night without sex, and it doesn't matter who with. It doesn't feel like sex positivity. It feels like unhealthy behavior and a coping mechanism. Which, maybe it is to cover up how empty her life is without Aydin.

And then, in Conclave, to turn in around and have Alex express sadness that she ended up in this position almost by accident. But, still, she would never change it. Despite her doing all that work for the group, despite Rika pointing out that she could have a job where she doesn’t have to sell herself for $500 an hour, she always vehemently refuses to give it up because “there’s nothing wrong” with what she does.

Two things can be true at once, I guess. But it reads as a conflicting character to me. The fact that it’s not address leaves me with the impression that Alex’s character being contradictory wasn’t intended.

The “being pure” has less to do with what Alex does, but more of her personality. The idea is that despite everything she’s gone through, all the challenges she’s had to face, and the work she does, which is looked down on, Alex never let anything dull her light. She still approaches things with a childlike wonder and excitement. She still has a brightness and warmth to her. She hasn’t let the hardships make her callous. Therefore, she is pure and innocent, like a child.

you would've thought PD would approach this topic with more nuances

I don’t expect PD to approach anything with nuance. And that’s not a dig at them. There’s plenty of authors that I expect will do mid-level research for their plot, and will get some things right and some things wrong. In fact, a good way to do research is to search "What does Hollywood get wrong about –" because there’s a good chance someone who actually does have experience with that topic will be ranting about it online.

What I expect is nuance with the characters. Alex had the potential to be an interesting character, but like Rika and Damon, reaches levels of ‘this character is so perfect it’s irritating’.

not only that Alex's lifestyle and job were not shown to be impacting her emotions

Like I mentioned above, there is that scene in Conclave where Alex does express her feelings about her job a little bit more clearly than usual. In Nightfall, Alex tells Will that she puts everything under another layer of lipstick, clearly indicating that, like him, she shoves all her negative thoughts and feelings away and only focuses on the good in her life. She pretends everything is good, like Will did before Blackchurch. Since we only see her from other people’s point of views, we’re only getting the side of her that’s happy. It’s why a POV chapter from Alex might have been beneficial. It would have given her some nuance, and readers a chance to understand her better, if they wanted to.

how insensitive alex was to her FRIEND, emmy in nightfall. Because to a lot of workers in this industry, this is their norm. Fights, slamders, cheating,

I guess because of my lack of knowledge about the sex industry, I didn’t include the sense of competition in when considering the dynamic between Emory and Alex. I mean, I know Alex wanted to “protect” Will from being hurt by Emory, because she identified Emory as being the same threat to Will as Aydin was to her. But the added background of having to constantly be better than other women to get and keep clients wasn’t something I calculated for. It’s a wonder that Alex is even able to keep female friends. It seems like that sense of competition should bleed over into other aspects. In fact, in the books she sees the men as competition more often, like when she told Kai he “stole” her threesome with Michael and Rika, so therefore she should get to have Banks.

Which, in a way, seems like another instance of Alex being above it all. Those traits affect everyone else, but she’s better than to get caught up in trivial and petty fights. She’s got better things to focus on.

But again, I’m not sure how that actually works, and I assume that it’s not the same for every individual across the board. There’s probably different experiences and perspectives.

Made me angry when alex was always fighting emmy for everything that aydin but never once hurt aydin or will in the process. She wasn't the feminist figure that everyone thought she was. But then everyone had low as fuck standards, so ofc, just like winter, her misogyny was overlooked.

See, this is not something that I totally mind when reading. It feels realistic that our actions don’t always match up with what we say. So having a character talk and act as if they always support women no matter what, and then have them targeting a woman (in this case, Emory) rather than the actual source of their anger (Aydin), feels like something that humans actually do.

My problem is that it’s she’s not called out on it? Or at least, she’s never framed as being “wrong” for it. As if she’s justified in behaving that way, when she’s not. She is being hypocritical, and having a double standard.

And maybe I’m just not reading the text deeply enough to see that Emory has corrected her, and that’s why the scene in the bridal shop matters. I mean, we joke about supporting women’s wrongs. But we first have to acknowledge that they. . .did wrong. . .? Which I feel like we do with Emory and Banks, but not with Alex. So it make it difficult to get to the point where we can joke about it, since the text (seemingly) and half the fandom refuse to acknowledge that it happened.

I think this point of Emory treating the girls well has been said many times, but it's truly sad that this is even an outlier, it should)ve been the standard

I really do appreciate that Emory never did treat other women as the competition. Even when she first met Alex, and Alex teased her about sizing her up, Emory didn’t change the way she treated Alex. There’s a lot more to it, but when compared to the other women meeting Alex, it does stand out as different.

have you wver thought of alex's character in this angle, K.O.? I'm surprised nobody ever discussed this point.

I’m also surprised this is the first time someone is bringing how her life as an escort should be affecting Alex’s behavior. At least, with me. It’s an interesting conversation, for sure.

[jewishbarbies]

https://twitter.com/Chivie__/status/1658374193652563969

lmao they snapped!! and the swifties in the qrts literally proving their point and showing their asses. one of the replies really said 'well, nobody is criticising m*tty he*ly (literally everybody has been doing that) but everyone is talking about her when it is the society's fault that it tells women it's ok to date evil men and change them'. like even her fans treat her as a baby and a victim all the time even though she is 33 like you CANNOT make this shit up!!

NOBODY on earth plays the victim card like t*ylor sw*ft & her fans istg wow

there’s enough resources out by now that if taylor was the progressive icon of a woman she claims to be, she would know how fucked this is. yet she acts like it doesn’t matter. so which is it? is she a girlboss or is she naive enough to believe “society” is telling her to date evil men? society doesn’t even say that! like. not anymore?? like if she was the kind of person she and her fans claim her to be, this wouldn’t be a problem AT ALL. because she would’ve gotten an immediate ick from him and walked the other way. she’s literally fucking this man!! wtf!!

[miniimapp]

CAN YOU DO ROBAIRE X READER HCS PLEASE !!! <3

Gen ;; Fluff - Headcanons

Warnings ;; None that I can think of :)

Proofread + edited ;; Lightly, twas but a quick skim so I probably missed a ton of mistakes but c'est la vie !!

Auth. Note ;; YES I CAN !! Sorry it's taken so long, I've had a surprising amount of major life events just appear out of nowhere recently !! Robaire is such a swoonable man this was so fun to write :D

Enjoy !! <3

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Robaire speaks French

We knew this

He's very proud of his fluency in French

It's one of his most well-known features

A fan favourite if you will

Robaire also likes to try and teach his non-speaking friends a few words and phrases every now and then

You like to tease him

It started when you were ordering in a restaurant and basically all the menu items were in French

Lord have mercy because there was this one dish you really wanted to try but that pronunciation ??

Get out, there was no way

You butchered it so bad even the people on the table next to you winced

Nosy fuckers

You'd like to think you're not the worse at French or pronouncing French words

But holy shit the letters and accents on that bitch...

HOW WERE YOU MEANT TO KNOW THAT THEY'RE SAID THAT WAY

THOSE LETTERS DON'T EVEN LOOK REAL

WHAT WAS THAT PRONUNCIATION !?!?

AND IT'S NOT SPELT THAT WAY AT ALL

ITS NOT YOU !! ITS THE FRENCH LANGUAGE AND THE FUCKERS WHO THOUGHT IT UP THAT ARE AT FAULT HERE !!

But there was an upside to this humiliating situation

Robaire had the most adorable twisted up expression as he watched you fumble

He looked like he wanted to just cut in and say it for you so badly

Poor baby

Now, in that moment there was no way you were going to have fun with it because holy fuck the embarrassment-

But looking back ??

That shit was so funny and you definitely use it against Robaire now

At first it was just any French word you spied that looked difficult to pronounce

Even if you actually could pronounce it you'd find a way to fuck it up

But after a while you started fucking up every single word

For funsies

Because Robaire puffs up like an uncomfortable baby bird

Aw he's so cute !!

I'm not talking a simple fumble or a small hiccup

No,, you butcher these words like your life depends on it

Not even bonjour is safe,, bitch !!

And it's not easy to act like even more of an idiot than you already are

It's bad enough that you fumble an embarrassing amount of words in your mother tongue

But seeing Ro choke back a laugh at your dramatics as he forces a disappointed facade makes it worth jt

The judgy stares though ??

Not your favourite part,, you have to admit

But who needs confidence when you have a Robaire

That man has enough ego for the both of you

And I don't mean Jesse type ego

No,, I mean that he is so proud of you and your achievements that you don't even need an ego

Robaire will happily be your cheerleader all day every day !!

Mans is literally on a mission to give you the biggest head in the world istg

There are compliments for everything-

Folding socks ?? You're so helpful and kind !!

Eating a snack ?? He's so proud that you're taking care of yourself !!

Breathing ?? Omg you're literally saving the planet by feeding the trees !! Can you be any more of an angel ??

He will never hold back a thought from you

If he thinks you look stunning he's gonna tell you that you look stunning

And, of course, you do !!

Likewise,, if Ro thinks there's something you could do to improve yourself he'll let you know

And he's so encouraging and kind about it,, he will never make you feel attacked or belittled

Ro believes in the criticism burger !!

A positive comment followed by constructive cristiscism followed by tips on how to improve upon weaker areas followed by a fuck ton more positive comments

Even when he's giving you advice Robaire will let you know how proud he is that you've gotten to the point that you're at

You will be told over and over again how excited he is to see you improve

Basically Ro genuinely gets invested in you and your hobbies and your life

He's interested in everything you've achieved and everything you hope to achieve in the future

He's proud of every improvement you've made in any aspect of your life and your commitment to continue the good progress in the future

He's also proud of you when you take breaks and time for yourself

Robaire is someone who believes in his partner

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I truly hope you enjoyed !! <3

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Hands of Time 5-6

Zane: Pixal, give me a danger analysis. Pixal..? Can you hear me?

Im gonna be devastated if Pixals gone or trapped somewhere

Cole (kicking snake samurais off the roller coasters tracks): You dont have a ticket- aaand YOU dont have a ticket! And YOU dont have a ticket!!!

Nooooo

Kai saw his fathers blacksmith symbol… :(

Kai I promise your parents arent helping the time brothers😭

LLOYDS ACTUALLY SO GOOD WITH KIDS?!?!?!

Like that one time with the purple ninja kid at the hospital and that one kid who was fascinated by his dragon

And right NOW, asking this kid his name to ground the kid in a stressful situation, then popping the kids bubble gum with two straws to make nun chucks and then giving the makeshift nunchucks to the kid 🥺

Lloyd: Ninja! Sound off! Is everyone okay?

Cole: if you mean okay as in ‘there sure are a lot of them’, then yeah! Im okay.

Hfbdjfbfjdbf

Lloyd: Hang on… has anyone seen Jay?

Kai: No… now that you mention it, he wasn’t with us when we arrived.

Cole: You know, for once, itd be great to go into battle with a full team.

Kai: Well dont tell us!?!? 😒 Tell jay! Its his fault he didnt tell us he was going WHEREVER

NFNSNFNDNR

How do the ninja forget their own members so easily.

Day of the departed with Cole, now this 💀

Nya: Im sure Jay had a good reason for running off…

Aww thats actually so sweet.

Ed (bulldozing samurai snakes): I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO YOU!!!

Edna (sweeping the snakes with her broom): I don’t think they saw your sign out front dear! ☺️

Im not joking in the slightest when I say I would die for Jays parents.

Im being absolutely serious they are everything to me

Jay: Mom! Dad! Are you okay?!?!?

Edna: Oh, well. Now I’m very late for my quilting circle!

I literally adore them

Krux: I suspect you CAN make the apparatus, you just don’t WANT to.

Cyrus Borg: … Alright fine! But you cant make me!

My man, why didn’t you keep up with the lie 😭

They would have believed you if you just kept saying you couldn’t build it because you didn’t have the right materials

I forgot Acronix gets a crush on Machia

A TIME BLADE?!?!?

OMFG I FORGOT THATS LIKE A THING THIS SEASON. RETRIEVING THE TIME BLADES EVERY TIME ONE DROPS.

I forgot there were 4 time blades too.

This is just like season 1 and the fang-blades all over again

Snake samurai commander: Vermillion warriors, were leaving, take the builder now.

Jay: HA. Vermillion warriors? Really? THATS what theyre called????

Jay, theyre gonna kidnap your dad, and you’re LAUGHING.

NO. KIDNAPPING ED IS ONE THING BUT YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS OFF OF EDNA

EDNA NOOOOOO

I think Ednas scream was the most heartbreaking noise ive ever heard in this show.

THEY FORCED HER TO LEAVE WITHOUT HER PURSE. 😤

How dare they.

The fact he still calls his parents mom and dad after everything 🥺

Jay: Gotta form my dragon- Come on Jay, you can do this… You can do this.

He sounds so scared :(

He must feel so guilty since he promised he’d protect them.

Edna: THERES MEATLOAF IN THE FREEZER HONEY!!!!!

I love edna sm 😭

Nyas so smart

Putting a temporal scanner on Zane when he was rebooting :)

Jay: Ughhh I JUST promised you guys I would protect you. And now theyve taken mom!

Jays dad is so supportive 🥹

Ed: Just remember what we say in the scrap metal business, “keep your emotions under control and focus on the problem at hand.”

Jay:…

Jay: Do they actually say that.🤨

Ed: Its a surprisingly harsh business son.

THEY WERE GONNA GIVE JAY A MOTORCYCLE BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭

I LITERALLY LOVE THIS FAMILY

Now theyre gonna have some father-son bonding time by rebuilding it :)

…

Does lego ninjago forget Ed and Edna.

Istg if they dont have Jays parents in newer seasons im sueing.

Vermillion Warriors: Its too fucking hot! I hate it.

Edna: SEE! This is why I wanted my purse!!! I keep a bottle of water in there!!!! HYDRATION IS IMPORTAAANT!!!!!

Cole: I dont see the time blade.. but they have JAYS MOM?!?!?

HFJDJDNFJ the way he said ‘mom’ got me 💀

Edna (getting kidnapped): Oh hi Nya! Its so nice to see you!

Gotta be on good terms with ur sons girlfriend

Ed: Now, Jay- theres a speed limit…

Jay: MOMS IN TROUBLE.

Ed: Aaand there are times where its okay to ignore it!

Cole yelling out Jays name in slow mo is so funny

OH OH OH I REMEMBER THIS

Jays my favorite character ofc I remember anytime he does something cool

Everyone: (in slow motion)

Jay: Its like you said, never give up.

Ed: Well- that was until I saw everyone slow down to a snail’s pace

Jay: And thats why we modified the bike.

Jay: (FUCKING ALTERS THE BIKE SO HIS POWERS TRANSMIT INTO IT AND HE CAN RIDE THROUGH THE SLOW MO FORCEFIELD AT A NORMAL SPEED)

Kai and Cole: Way to go Jay!!! Talk about a come back!

Jay (unable to stop): SORRYILEFTYOU BEFORECANTSTOPPLEASEHELPMYDAD GETTHEBLADESEEBACKYOUATTHE TEMPLE

hfnsnfnsjrndjsjnd

Vermillion warrior: waddles to the time blade :D

Lloyd: (fucking air kicks him)

HELL YEAH THEYRE OUT OF THERE WITH THE TIME BLADE

Zane: (stabilizing the port wing on the jet)

Cole: YOU CALL THIS STABILIZING?!?!?

Zane: IM TRYING!!!

Cole: TRY HARDER.

Cole leave him alone 😭

Lloyd: We got the time blade! We finally caught a break!!!

HFNSJFNSJF

THATS SO TRUE

i remember them failing to retrieve every single fang blade

Oh how theyve grown 🥲

Nya (trying to show off her bf): Ha! did you guys see Jay take off on that bike? He was like- greased lightning!

Everyone: …

Nya: What? He had grease on his face… and hes the lightning ninja??? Aw come on, you would have laughed if Jay said it!!!!

Kai: No. no we wouldn’t.

Ed: I uh, I thought it was funny Nya. 🙂

Nya: … thank you Mr Walker.

Jay really is rubbing off on Nya :) hes making her more relaxed and carefree

Love that

Zane: Be careful Jay, the time blade is a powerful weapon.

Jay: I AM being careful 🙄 (does the exact opposite)

JAY HAS A STUFFED ANIMAL?!?!?!?!?

Mr. Cuddlywomp 😭

Thats the cutest fucking name ever

I bet Edna sewed and stitched it for him 🥺

This is actually great timing bc i was JUST writing a fanfic about Jay when he was rlly little and Mr. Cuddlywomp is a perfect addition

Jay: A stuffed toy I USED to love, hes totally lame now though-

Cole: We know you still sleep with him. :)

Jay: AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS. Mr. Cuddlywomp… (hugs the donkey/horse stuffie)

MISTER CUDDLYWOMP HAS A WIKI

Jays an animal jam gamer confirmed

Huh. Good character consistency I guess.

The water and fire siblings being too consumed in work while Jay, Cole, and Zane goof off is a dynamic I need more of.

Jay: Ugh, I dont get those two, we FINALLY get a victory and they choose to celebrate by nerding out instead of doing something cool?

Jay: OH! Lets run at each other and see if the time blade will slow us down!!!!!!

Look at Lloyd 😭😭😭 hes so proud of his victory

I love those small moments when Lloyd acts like a kid. Look at him! Hes getting all excited and waving his hands around to explain everything!!!

Lloyd, honey, I love you but maybe apologize to your mom about knocking her tea to the floor accidentally 😭💀

Krux: You were not given permission to use the time blade. Because if you KNEW how to use the time blade. YOU WOULD NOT HAVE LOST THE TIME BLADE-

Vermillion warriors: ….

Vermillion warriors: On second thought, maybe we DIDNT lose the time blade….

Acronix: You use the time blade, LOSE the time blade AND LIE ABOUT USING AND LOSING THE TIME BLADE.

Hfndntehdjsjthe

Love when the villains are absolutely hilarious

Jay and Cole are best friends, they do the stupidest shit together and if that isn’t true friendship then idk what is 💀

Cole: Sounds to me like someones earned their black belt in being a wet blanket.

Lloyd: Whats that supposed to mean!

Zane: I believe Coles intent is to describe you as a blanket that has become wet, but not for the purposes of putting out a fire, but rather to extinguish our enjoyment.

Thank you Zane ☺️

HNFJDBFBEJR its so funny that Wu said the EXACT SAME THING lloyd said.

Word for word.

And the ninja still called Lloyd a wet blanket and listened to Wu intently.

The snake samurai are here.

Zane: Ive run a fourth-level analysis, it appears the snake warriors have returned.

Jay: Oh really?!? i could have told you that with a third-level analysis. OR A NO-LEVEL ANALYSIS.

I love how the ninja refuse to call the snake samurai, vermillion warriors.

Jay: oh wow, they went from unarmed snakes to weaponized vermillion warriors really really fast!!!

Kai: Doesnt matter! We can take- Wait. (Holding back a laugh) THATS what they’re called???? Vermillion warriors????

Love Zane explaining WHY the writers chose ‘Vermillion warriors’ as the snakes samurais name.

Makes me think that some writers thought ‘vermillion warriors’ was a perfect name while others thought it was stupid 💀

Kai: Remember Mrs. Grumbiller? The babysitter we used to have?

Nya: The old mean one?

Kai: Yeah, remember what we did when she tried to put us to bed?

Nya: absolutely.

HELL YEAH SIBLING TEAMING LETS GOOO

Nya and Kai: (trip the snake warrior off the floating island)

Jay: Oh man, whatever they paid Mrs. Grumbiller, wasnt nearly enough.

UGHHHH WHY CANT THE BOUNTY GO ONE SEASON WITHOUT BEING DESTROYED!?!?!?!?

Misakos such a girlboss

I love when they use their elemental dragons

NO LLOYD GOT SCARED

HES FALLING

YES KAI SAVE HIM

Shit.

FUCK YEAH NYA COMING IN CLUTCH

Wait that isn't nya????

Who's in the samurai x suit then?????

Lloyd: Well, samurai, whoever you are, thank you.

Nya: THANK YOU!??!? SAMURAI-WHOEVER-YOU-ARE STOLE MY SUIT!!!!!!!

Jay really IS rubbing off on Nya 😭😭😭 I've never seen her this loudly and hilariously angry

Kai (holding a hurt and weak sensei): TELL ME WHAT THE SYMBOL MEANS.

Like dude give Wu a break 💀

Acronix: look at the little boy pretending to be a big hero...

Why do they have to keep reminding me how young Lloyd is. 🥲 it's sad

I actually get excited during Misakos fights she's so cool

...

You cannot be telling me that the time brothers are beating ALL the ninja even when they're NOT using the time blades powers...

Like are you kidding me?????

FINALLY they beat the time brothers

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I actually hate Machia now.

This is just the fang blades all over again

AAAAND they take Wu.

This is when Kai gets in his real ‘im gonna kill my dad’ arc isn't it.

[eyoooomiru]

Buddy Daddies Predictions (Ep.11-13)

I literally can't wait anymore :')))

At this point I expect everything from this show

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Ep. 11

I don't think that Rei and Kazuki will meet Miri again in this episode

I feel like we'll see both of them fall back into their own old habits, such as how Rei sleeps in the bathtub and smokes and Kazuki feeling empty again

I also feel like they most likely won't talk about their feelings or try to comfort each other at all (boy istg TALK ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS)

😭✋🏻

The focus in this episode won't be on miri and Misaki either, we'll probably see a few scenes of them but that's it

For some reason I can see it happening that miri constantly asks for her papa's and when they will return to pick her up 🥲 her mother wouldn't know how to answer and either ignores her daughters question or tells her she doesn't know

This is just the calm before the actual storm

Rei's dad definitely will play a HUGE part the last few episodes

I think he'll call his son again to his office and gives him the offer to become the heir of the suwa family business one last time

Sry not sry but I can't see that rei would ever have the guts to blatantly tell his dad no

fucking donkey 😡

He'll probably come up with the "give me more time pls" shit again and his dad will snap, telling him that if he won't decide soon, Kazuki will be out of the picture

The thing is, Rei KNOWS who is family is, he KNOWS what he wants. He just can't voice it out of fear from the business and rejection

Kazuki and Rei will also start to have a fight cuz Rei stopped cleaning for himself again and Kazuki is just too tired to do anything

I think it'll end with this threat from his father, Rei trying to distance himself from Kazuki and Kazuki completely dying on the inside and looking at their family picture

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Ep. 12

It is too soon for miris mom to die, so I can't really imagine her dying in the show cuz of her cancer

I feel like, even tho she has changed (😒) she'll be quite overwhelmed with suddenly taking care of miri again

Listen I love our shortcake miri but she's a pain in the ass hands down

Her mother wasn't the best caretaker before, I mean she even said herself that she literally did not care at all for her before

On top of that, she just lost her job and most likely has no income yet. A child costs an fortune

When she first saw the room Kazuki and Rei had for miri she was shook because she KNOWS she can't afford that for miri as of now

I also feel like, since miri is quite stubborn, she won't stop asking about her papa's

Her mother will realize in this episode how much of a family they have become and I can imagine her starting to feel really bad about taking them away from each other

She'll probably have tons of guilt and I think miri will just get more stubborn each minute because her dad's won't show up

Her daycares Christmas event most likely will also play an big part in this episode. I think miri will imagine herself singing with her friends while her papa's and her mum are watching

I also think we will finally get to see Kazukis real rage after he finds out who's fault it is that his wife died

Remember that creep of a guy who writes people's last words into his notebook? Yes him

I hate this man so much

either in this episode or even in the episode before (11), miri will run away to search for her papa's on her own. Probably taking the train again, but this time she will either get kidnapped or get lost again in a completely different city

It will end with Misaki realizing her daughter went missing and her either calling Kazuki or directly showing up at their house

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Ep. 13

It's canon, the authors and directors of buddy daddies already confirmed that it will end realistically. (as realistic as this show can get ig 🥲) they also stated that the last few episodes are more serious and we all know that this show has no problem with angsty themes :')))

So according to this, it would be stupid to think that Rei, Kazuki and Miri will live happily ever after

One of them will probably get shot, my bet is on Kazuki since it would be stupid to try and kill your own heir

Miri most likely will also have been kidnapped by someone from the agency

Usually she was pretty dense whenever she was in danger before (for example when her biological dad held a gun to her head and she wasn't scared, or when she saw rei shooting someone)

But i think this time, miri will actually realize the importance of the situation and will be terrified 😭

I also think that Kazuki will kill the man that was responsible for his wife's death

For some reason I really can't think of any ending besides Rei and Kazuki leaving the business but how would they do that??

They can't just walk off and say that they quit xddd

They also aren't strong enough to kill the whole agency

Instead I think that one of them will kill Rei's dad, setting an end to this once and for all

HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF REI IS THE ONE TO KILL HIS OWN DAD??!

Remember that scene in the intro where Rei's dad is standing infront of a car?? That could be the scene where they start a fight

Yes this scene here could be it :00

I don't think that miri will start to live with Kazuki and Rei after that tho

Most likely they will Co parent or sum shit like that and tbh I don't like this idea very much

But it's better than nothing I assume

It would also make the most sense cuz after all since Kazuki and rei wouldn't be assassins anymore, they would have no income, which means both of them have to find real jobs

Finding your place in this world can be scary. Especially if you are not used to it

For some reason I think this show will end with Kazuki and Rei showing up at Miri's daycare Christmas performance, watching her from a distance and she'll notice them, running off the stage, straight into their arms cuz she missed her papa's so much 🥺🥺

Maybe we'll even get a scene where we see all of them in the future together ✨ imagine them trying to enroll miri into school 😂 or her getting into her first relationship xddd

Also I'm sry to disappoint any shippers but I don't think that Kazuki and Rei will become canonly a couple 😭😭😭 I think they will just stay queer coded 😭

However I still hope that they will grow as people in the next few episodes

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Either way I'm totally not prepared for what's about to happen 🥲🥲🥲 man I love this show so much

I eat everything up that has found family in it lol

Anyone else has some more predictions?? It sucks so much that there is no Manga or novel

If u have read this far, thank u <33

~~ you did a great job today ✨

[doyouknowwhoyouare13]

Nyx reads Six of Crows (pt. 2)

SO I kinda ran out of images for the last one so I have to start this one now

part 1

SPOILERS BELOW!!!!

starting on chapter 30

JESPY BOY

short chapter

EW PIECES OF THE KEFTA?

THAT'S HORRIBLE

oh his dad :/

HELP I LOVE HIM AND WYLAN TOGETHER

AH WYLAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHY DO YOU BOTH HAVE A DEATH WISH

GO JESPER AND WYLAN!!!!

WOOHOO SLAY

I still can't believe they're actually doing this rn 💀

chapter 31, NINA!!!

another short one

EW WHO IS THAT MAN

WHAT

HE'S ALIVE?

chapter 32 JESPY BOY AGAIN

AHHH I LOVE THEM SM

WOOHOO THEY DID IT!!!!

33, INEJ

these are all so short

BIG BLOND LUMP 💀

OH THAT SNITCH

UH OH

chapter 34, Nina

my god she's so good at this

BETTER FOR HER!!!

GO NINA

ew don't call her that

I hate him

EW

UH OH UH OH UH OH

MATTY?

I CAN'T WHAT

chapter 35...matt.

he's disgusting

WOOHOO MATTY BOY!!!!

WOOHOO HE WAS TRYING TO HELP

I KNEW HE WASN'T A BAD PERSON 😍

YAYY

chapter 36, JESPY BOY

Idk why they don't just give Wylan a chapter

EXTREMELY short chapter

OMG THEY'RE SO POWERFUL WTF

AH WYLAN

OMG HE KILLED THEM

chapter 27, Nina

AWW THEY'RE SO CUTE

OMG I'M GONNA CRY

OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THEM

OMG HE'S DEAD

aww his son is cute though

AHHH WHAT

WTF IS GOING ON 💀

28, KAZZLE DAZZLE

been a while since you my friend

EW WHAT

YOU SWALLOWED THEM??

OMG KAZ YOU'RE INSANE

LITERALLY INSANE

OUCH

how tf do you accidentally ingest kerosine

HELP THE TALKING TREE JOKES

Omg

once again

Kaz is a fucking genius

this chapter is about to make me cry

OMG HE WANTS HER TOUCH

HIS ONLY EXCEPTION

AHHHHHH

omg I'm gonna cry

AHHH NO KAZ YOU NEED TO THANK HER

I NEED THE EQUIVALENT OF RAIN RN

OBVIOUSLY NOT ACTUAL RAIN THAT WOULD NOT HELP

BUT SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM KEEP GOING

PLEASE

I'M GONNA SOB WTF

39, INEJ

WOOHOO JESPER AND WYLAN TO THE RESCUE!!!

A TANK?

I LOVE THEM 😭

OMG WYLAN IS ADORABLE 😭

Chapter 40, Nina!!!

"I. Should. Let. You. Die." MATTY IS HILARIOUS WHEN TALKING TO KAZ 💀

YOU SHOULD HAVE DROWNED

MATTY 💀

ONE OF WYLAN'S SCHOOL PALS 😭

AWW KAZ

uh oh...many tanks

YESSSS!!!

YES NINA AND MATTY NEED TO STAY WITH EACH OTHER

oh fuck come on they were so close

WHAT

NINA.

omg she's insane.

literally insane.

she better be ok istg

chapter 41, Matty boy

AHHH WHAT

SHE'S SCARY

aww Matty and Nina

AHH MATT

oh thank god

Nina to the rescue!!!

HELP VERY BALD

THEY DID IT!!!!

WOOHOO!!!

Chapter 42, Inej

WHAT DID HE SAY TO HER???

HE TOUCHED HER!!!

AHHHHHH

omg Kaz I swear to god

Chapter 43, Nina

we're almost done :/

oh Nina I feel so bad

OMG 😭

gonna cry

AHHH ISTFG.

she will not die. and you know why? BECAUSE I SAID SO.

44, Jesper

I'm gonna cry.

like actually

JESPER IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT PLEASE

OH THAT BITCH HE HIRED PEKKA

me thinking kruge were coins this whole time

I'M NOT THAT GOOD OF A LIAR

KAZ I CAN'T

AH WHAT

AHHH THIS BITCH.

"only now Kaz was old enough to know better." OH KAZZZ 😭

HE'S JUST LIKE PEKKA.

OMG WYLAN HAD TO GROW UP WITH THIS BITCH

smart move?

OMG THAT'S HORRIBLE. WTAF IS WRONG WITH HIM.

AHHH SO SMART

omg. istg.

AHH WHAT

NO INEJ

what.

Jesper?

No way.

oh he was just bragging he didn't like actually

oh god Kaz is gonna go crazy

DEMON AGAIN

MY GIRL.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

starts crying

last chapter :/

46, PEKKA ROLLINS? EW DISGUSTING

OMG KAZ LET HIM OUT?

WHAT ABOUT THE BLOOD?

oh god that's more money than he asked from the actual merch

NO WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

well I guess anything for Inej

THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN NOT TO REMEMBER KAZ

ugh I hate him

OMG HE STOLE EVERYTHING 💀

I'm finished :((

Is it bad I feel a bit empty now? Like I know I have Crooked Kingdom but god

ANYWAYS AMAZING BOOK!!!!